Hollywood can be harsh on the heart. This observation isn’t new or complicated. Egos, conflicting schedules, other people–it’s what we all go through in the civilian world, but these relationships have a special place in the spotlight. We’re more than halfway through the year, so that let’s back track on who checked into Heartbreak Hotel so far in 2015.
Arianna Grande and Big Sean: One half of this duo ironically spawned one of the greatest and stinging breakup songs of the century-IDFWU. And the other half catchingly said, “I got one less problem without you.”
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner: At least it’s not going to turn out like Gone Girl where it could turn SPOILER ALERT very bloody and very criminally insane.
Louis Tomlinson and Eleanor Caulder. Directioners everywhere simultaneously rejoiced and wept over the newly single One Direction member. Before he *reportedly* became a baby daddy. Where Do Broken Hearts Go.mp3
Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger. This romance was pretty short-lived but what can you say? Maybe the Terminator’s son wasn’t into bleach blonde baby buns.
Cody Simpson and Gigi Hadid: Both very blonde and very attractive people; this breakup is a loss and yet a gain to many people.
Nick Jonas and Olivia Culpo: A riddle: If a relationship falls in the middle of the year, is there still a person to be “Jealous” over?
Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield: The Amazing Spider-Man couple and stars hit some bugs this year but sources say it’s just a break. *Fingers and spider legs crossed.*
Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian: The Lord has left the multi-million dollar empire/building.
Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert: Country songs are known for love lost; maybe another Grammy opportunity for Miranda Lambert is on the horizon.