100+ Best Barbie Movie Quotes
Calling all Barbies and Kens, the movie of the summer is almost here! We’ve got the scoop on the best barbie movie quotes.
The highly-anticipated Barbie movie is coming to theaters near you and you will love it.
Join Barbie as she leaves Barbieland and heads out on an adventure in the real world. With so many great characters, it is no wonder this film has lots of amazing quotes!
Do not miss Barbie in theaters everywhere July 21, 2023!
100+ Best Barbie Movie Quotes
Here is the scoop on the 100+ best Barbie movie quotes
1. “Since the beginning of time, since the first little girl ever existed, there have been dolls but the dolls are always and forever, baby dolls. The girls who played with them could only ever play a mom, which can be fun. At least for a while anyway.”
2. “Barbie changed everything. Then she changed it all. Look at it. All of these women are Barbie. And Barbie is all these women. She might have started out as just a lady in a bathing suit, and she became so much more.”
3. “She has her own money, her own house, her own car her own jewelry. Because Barbie can be anything. Women can be anything.”
4. “Girls can grow into women who can achieve everything and anything they set their mind to. Thanks to Barbie, all problems of feminism and equal rights have been solved.”
5. “And I’m expressing it I have no difficulty holding both logic and feeling at the same time and it does not diminish my powers and expands them.”
6. “Barbie has a great day every day but Ken only has a great day if Barbie looks at him.”
7. “Hi, Barbie!” “Hi Ken!”
8. “Shredding waves is much more dangerous than people realize.”
9. “It’s just beach. Right?”
10. “It’s the best day ever. Today is the best day ever and so is yesterday and so is tomorrow.”
11. “I don’t even have context for this but my feet, my heels are on the ground. I am no longer on tiptoes.”
12. “I heard that she used to be the most beautiful Barbie of all but then someone played with her too hard in the real world.”
13. “Can fix your stereotypical Barbie?”
14. “You’ve done it. You’ve opened a portal to someone. And now there is some in the continuum that is the membrane between Barbie land and the real world.”
15. “If you want to be stereotypical Barbie perfect again, baby girl. You gotta fix it.”
16. “You got to help her to help yourself!”
17. “I’m stereotypical Barbie. I’m like the Barbie you think of when someone says think of a Barbie.”
18. “If you do not find her and fix things, what’s ugly will become uglier. And what’s weird will become weirder.”
19. “You’ll get to see all the good work we’ve done to fix the world. You will be such a hero to them… all those grateful powerful women owe all their wonderful lives to Barbie.”
20. “I’m coming with you.”
21. “Did you bring your own skates?”
22. “We need that good feminine energy.”
23. “I do not have a vagina have genitals.”
24. “Everything’s almost like reversed here.”
25. “Go for a walk or some by myself?”
26. “You’re so beautiful.” “I know it.”
27. “About 10 years ago, a woman named Skipper veturned out with some families on Key West to babysit their kids. She then tried to take her toddler swimming you know everyone was freaking out.”
28. “So a whisper message?”
29. “That was Skipper, sir. This is Barbie.”
30. “No one rests until this doll is back.”
31. “What is that anxiety?”
32. “I feel amazing.”
33. “You really think your Barbie? Yeah, she’s crazy.”
34. “Barbie is not a bimbo. Barbie is a doctor and a lawyer and a senator. Nobel Prize winner.”
35. “Are you guys gonna thank me? Give me a big hug for being your favorite toy?”
36. “Okay, Barbie. Let’s do this. You’ve been making women feel bad about themselves since you were invented. I mean, you reflect the wrong way around. You represent everything wrong with your culture.”
37. “I’m supposed to help you and make you happy and powerful.”
38. “I’ll take a high-level high-paying job with influence.”
39. “You guys are clearly not doing patriarchy very well.”
40. “So you want to be a lifeguard?” “Oh, I’m not trying to go over there. I’m trying to stand confidently right here.” “There’s nobody in danger here.”
41. “She thinks she Barbie.”
42. “I got to talk to somebody in charge everything is backward here.”
43. “If you’re agreeable to it, we would love it if you could just get into that giant box.”
44. “Can you just meet the woman in charge? Your CEO?”
45. “Women are the freakin foundation of this very long, phallic building.”
46. “We have gender neutral bathrooms up the wazoo.”
47. “Can I just run to the restroom and make sure my hair is perfect.”
48. “Don’t worry, you’re safe here.”
49. “I thought that Barbie made the real world better but the real world is forever and irrevocably mess.”
50. “Everybody hates women. Women hate women and men hate women. It’s the one thing we can all agree on.”
51. “Can you get us to Venice Beach?”
52. “You were always my favorite Barbie.” “You’re my favorite human.”
53. “I can practically feel my heels lifting already.”
54. “So does each Barbie like have their own house?”
55. “Then I realized that horses are just men extenders.”
56. “Everything, basically everything exists to expand and elevate the presence of men.”
57. “This is my dream house.”
58. “This is no longer Barbie Dream House. This shall henceforth be known as Ken’s Mojo No Joe Casa house.”
59. “To help me give all the Ken’s foot massages.”
60. “It’s like it’s it’s funny in my brain forever.”
61. “This is like in the 1500s with the indigenous people in smallpox they had no defenses against it.”
62. “The minute you get out of your car, you’re like, I can’t believe how great this place is.”
63. “I’m somebody when I walked down the street, people respected me just for who I am. One woman, she even asked me for the time.”
64. “I never wanted anything to change.”
65. “So you’re just gonna give up?” “Yes.”
66. “This is the lowest I’ve ever been emotionally and physically.”
67. “I cannot sit on one more leather couch it is gonna break my spirits.”
68. “I’m Alan. I’m Ken’s buddy.”
69. “You have to try. Even if you can’t make it perfect. You can make it better.”
70. “Everything you pretend to be I am.”
71. “I’m weird and dark and crazy.”
72. “Exposure to the real world must have made me immune.”
73. “Hi, I’m weird Barbie. I do the splits, I have a funky haircut, I smell like a basement.”
74. “She’s not dead. She’s just having an existential crisis.”
75. “You are so beautiful and so smart. And it kills me that you don’t think you’re good enough. Like we have to always be extraordinary.”
76. “You have to be thin but not too thin. And you can never say you want to be thin. You have to say you want to be healthy.”
77. “You’re supposed to love being a mother but don’t talk about your kids all the time. You have to be a career, but also always be looking out for other people.”
78. “And it turns out in fact that not only are you doing everything wrong, but also everything is your fault.”
79. “We have to stop the Kens and you need to say all of those things to the other Barbies. That’s the key.”
80. “He likes you. He was really upset because he likes you. And because he knows deep down that you don’t like it in the same way it still doesn’t hurt him.”
81. “I was thinking I’m ready to be your long-term distance low commitment casual girlfriend.”
82. “Those mini fridges are so small.”
83. “I’m really sorry I took you for granted. Not every night had to be girl’s night.”
84. “It’s Barbie and Ken there is no just Ken. I only exist within the wants of your gaze.”
85. “I think I know the answer so you have to figure out who you are without me.”
86. “You’re not even beach maybe all the things that you thought made you are aren’t really you.”
87. “Thanks to the Barbies, I too can now relieve myself of this heavy existential burden while holding on to the very real title of CEO and we can restore everything in Barbie land to exactly the way it was.”
88. “Go back to the way that they were no Barbie or Ken should be living in the shadows.”
89. “Well, the Kens have to start somewhere. The Kens will have as much power and influence in Barbie land as women have in the real world.”
90. “Okay, what about ordinary Barbie? She’s not extraordinary.”
91. “She just has a flattering top and she wants to get through the day feeling kind of good about herself.”
92. “I’m not really sure where I belong anymore.”
93. “I created you so you wouldn’t have an ending.”
94. “Nobody looks like Barbie. Except of course Barbie.”
95. “Being a human can be pretty uncomfortable.”
96. “We must stand still so our daughters can look back and see how far they’ve come.”
97. “So being here is not something I need to ask for? I can just do.”
98. “Thanks for the lift.”
99. “Humans only have one ending…ideas live forever.”
100. “Barbie is a doctor and a lawyer and so much more than that.”
101. “I’m here to see my gynecologist.”
102. “It is literally impossible to be a woman. You are so beautiful, and so smart, and it kills me that you don’t think you’re good enough. Like, we have to always be extraordinary, but somehow we’re always doing it wrong.
You have to be thin, but not too thin. And you can never say you want to be thin. You have to say you want to be healthy, but also you have to be thin.
You have to have money, but you can’t ask for money because that’s crass. You have to be a boss, but you can’t be mean. You have to lead, but you can’t squash other people’s ideas.
You’re supposed to love being a mother, but don’t talk about your kids all the damn time. You have to be a career woman, but also always be looking out for other people.
You have to answer for men’s bad behavior, which is insane, but if you point that out, you’re accused of complaining.
You’re supposed to stay pretty for men, but not so pretty that you tempt them too much or that you threaten other women because you’re supposed to be a part of the sisterhood. But always stand out and always be grateful. But never forget that the system is rigged.
So find a way to acknowledge that but also always be grateful.
You have to never get old, never be rude, never show off, never be selfish, never fall down, never fail, never show fear, never get out of line. It’s too hard! It’s too contradictory and nobody gives you a medal or says thank you!
And it turns out in fact that not only are you doing everything wrong, but also everything is your fault.
I’m just so tired of watching myself and every single other woman tie herself into knots so that people will like us.
And if all of that is also true for a doll just representing women, then I don’t even know.”
Best Barbie Movie Quotes
That is the scoop on the best Barbie movie quotes! Head to theaters July 21, 2023 to catch this iconic movie.
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What was the response to #39? It sounded sinister and true.