100 Best Marvel Studios’ Guardians of the Galaxy Quotes

Even though the only people who know them as the Guardians of the Galaxy are themselves, they have done a lot to help the Avengers and otherworldly creatures. There is no shortage of awesome characters and quotes from the Guardians of the Galaxy that every Marvel fan is sure to geek out on.

One of Marvel’s favorite ragtag teams in the entire galaxy has had a good run in the MCU. The Guardians of the Galaxy have been on multiple adventures since their introduction to fans in 2014. The gang’s most noted appearance is in Infinity War and Endgame, released in 2018 and 2019 respectively.

In the group, we have Peter Quill from Earth who happens to call himself Starlord. Moreover, we are also introduced to three alien creatures named Drax, Gamora, and Mantis. A talking raccoon, Rocket, joins forces with a tree humanoid Groot. The genetically made raccoon quickly became a fan favorite.

Guardians of the Galaxy 1 and 2 are streaming on Disney+.

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Warning!! This article may contain spoilers from both Guardians of the Galaxy movies!

1. “We are Groot.” – Groot

2. “Hooked on a Feeling, Blue Swede! That song belongs to me!” – Peter Quill

3. “Let’s get something clear! This one here is our booty. You wanna get to him, you go through us… or, more accurately, we go through you!” – Rocket

4. “Whatever nightmares the future holds are but dreams compared to what’s behind me.” – Gamora

5. “Let us put more of this liquid into our bodies.” – Drax

6. ” They crumpled my pants up into a ball. That’s rude! They folded yours.” – Rocket

7. “A lot of people has been trying to kill me over the years. I’m not going to be brought down by a tree and a talking raccoon.” – Peter Quill

8. “Hold up! What’s a raccoon?” – Rocket

9. “This was my opportunity to get away from Thanos.” – Gamora

10. “Prick!” – Nova Prime Rael

11. “Rocket: wanted on over 50 charges of vehicular theft and escape from custody.” – Rhomann Dey

12. “I recognize this animal. We’d roast them over a flame pit as children. Their flesh was quite delicious.” – Drax

13. “YOU’RE… MAKING… ME… BEAT… UP… GRASS!” – Rocket

14. “Yeah, and that code is: steal from everybody.” – Peter Quill

15. “The only matter I do not take seriously, boy, is you. Your politics bore me! Your demeanor is that of a pouting child. And apparently you alienated my favorite daughter, Gamora. I shall honor our agreement, Kree, if you bring me the Orb. But return to me again empty handed and I will bathe the star-ways with your blood.” – Thanos

16. “Thanks, Dad. Sounds fair.” – Nebula

17. “I don’t learn. One of my issues.” – Peter Quill

18. “I live for the simple things… like how much this is going to hurt!” – Rocket

19. “Dear Peter: I know this will be hard for you, but I’m going somewhere good and nice. But know this: I will always be with you, my angel from heaven, my prince… my Star-Lord.” – Meredith Quill

20. ” Dance-off, bro. Me and you.” – Peter Quill

21. “We’re just like Kevin Bacon.” – Gamora

22. “Asleep for the danger, awake for the money, as per frickin’ usual.” – Rocket

23. “When I look around, you know what I see? Losers.” – Peter Quill

24. “You always had balls, son! That’s why we kept you as a youngling!” – Yondu

25. “This vermin speaks of affairs he knows nothing about!” – Drax

26. “I have a wife and child on Xandar. Thanks to you, they’re still alive.” – Rhomann Dey

27. “There’s one more thing we need to complete the plan: that guy’s eye!” – Rocket

28. “You need my what?” – One Legged Prisoner

29. “Drax: AKA the Destroyer. Since his wife and family were killed, he’s been on a rampage across the galaxy in a search for vengeance.” – Rhomann Dey

30. “I am Groot!” – Groot

31. “He hates hats. On anyone, not just himself.” – Rocket

32. “In times of hardship, just remember: We. Are. Groot.” – Form of David Hasselhoff

33. “How did you get to this weird dumb planet?” – Drax

34. “Ego found me in my larva state. Orphaned on my home world. He raised me by hand, and kept me as his own.” – Mantis

35. ” I’m not gonna answer to ‘Star-Munch.'” – Peter Quill

36. “So what are you following us for?” – Stakar Ogord

37. “You don’t know anything about me, loser.” – Rocket

38. “Just like my own damn parents who sold me, their own little baby, into slavery. I know who you are, boy. Because you’re me!” – Yondu

39. “I never thought she’d be able to do it; with as skinny and weak as she appears to be.” – Drax

40. “I win. I bested you in combat.” – Nebula

41. “You suck, Zylak.” – Zylak Frenemy

42. “Showtime, a-holes!” – Peter Quill

43. “‘My nipples hurt. Oh, goodness me!'” – Rocket

44. “Psst! Hey, twig! Come here. Come on.” – Yondu

45. “I assure you. I am not as easy a mark as an old man without his magic stick or a talking woodland beast.” – Nebula

46. “I’m sorry… but I like a woman with some meat on her bones.” – Drax

47. ” That’s how I hear you in my head! What was your second choice? ‘Scrotum Hat’?” – Rocket

48. “Groot, get out of the way! You’re gonna get hurt!” – Gamora

49. ” Look at you, a Garden of the Galaxy!” – Nebula

50. “It’s Guardian! Why would I be a Garden of the Galaxy?” – Gamora

51. ” No, Groot! You can’t! You’ll die! Why are you doing this? Why?” – Rocket

52. “Well that’s just as fascinating as the first 89 times you told me that. What is wrong with Giving Tree here?” – Peter Quill

53. ” This one shows spirit. He shall make a keen ally in the battle against Ronan. Companion, what were you retrieving?” – Drax

54. “You don’t get opinions after that nonsense you pulled on Knowhere.” – Gamora

55. “Quit smiling, ya idiot, you’re supposed to be professional.” – Rocket

56. “Creepy little beast!” – Drax

57. “Why’d ya have it lick you like that? Gross!” Howard the Duck

58. “Attention, idiots. The lunatic on top of this craft is holding a Hadron Enforcer, a weapon of my own design.” – Rocket

59. “Are you not the man this wench attempted to kill?” – Drax

60. “Well, I mean, she’s hardly the first woman to try and do that to me.” – Peter Quill

61. “When I picked you up as a kid, these boys wanted to eat you. They ain’t never tasted Terran before. I saved your life!” – Yondu

62. “With all due respect, Thanos, your daughter made this mess, and yet you summon ME?” – Ronan

63. “You see what he has turned me into? You kill him and I will help you destroy a thousand planets.” – Nebula

64. ” I may be as pretty as an angel, but I sure as hell ain’t one.” – Yondu

65. “Gamora: soldier, assassin,70.wanted on over a dozen counts of murder.” – Rhomann Dey

66. “Can you believe they call us criminals when he’s assaulting us with that haircut?” – Rocket

67. “These carriers can use the stone to mow down entire civilisations like wheat in a field.” – The Collector

68. “Peter, take my hand…” – Meredith Quill

69. “He has no respect!” – Drax

70. “That is also true!” – Rocket

71. “You call ME, boy? I will unfurl one thousand years of Kree justice on Xandar and burn it to its core! Then, Thanos, I’m coming for you!” – Ronan

72. “I don’t care if it’s mean. Everybody’s got dead people! But it makes no excuse to letting everyone else around get killed along the way!” – Rocket

73. “Groot: he’s been travelling recently as Rocket’s personal houseplant slash muscle.” – Rhomann Dey

74. “You’re a good looking girl. You should try to be more nice to people.” – Peter Quill

75. “No no no! Four billion units! Rocket, come on man, suck it up for one more lousy night and we’re rich.” – Peter Quill

76. “Hat is also true! Keep callin’ me vermin tough guy, you just want to laugh at me like everyone else!” – Rocket

77. “That was my favorite knife.” – Moloka Dar

78. “We’re the fricking Guardians of the Galaxy!” – Rocket

79. ” Subtle, taking it back.” – Peter Quill

80. “He said that he may be an… “a-hole”. But he’s not, and I quote, ‘100% a dick’.” – Rhomann Dey

81. “Awesome! We’re really gonna be able to jack up our prices if we’re two-time galaxy savers.” – Rocket

82. “I don’t have any tape. Let me check. Yo, Yondu, do you have any. Ow! Do you have any tape?… Gamora? Do you have any tape? Tape! Ah, never mind. Ow! Drax, do you have any tape? Yes, Scotch tape would work… Then why did you ask me if Scotch tape would work, if you don’t have any? Nobody has any tape!” – Peter Quill

83. “Anulax batteries.” – Peter Quill

84. “Harbulary batteries.” – Drax

85. “That’s nothing like what I just said.” – Peter Quill

86. “I’m not the one that just flew across the universe just because I wanted to win.” – Gamora

87. “I’m Sorry. I can only afford to lose one friend today.” – Rocket

88. “Just who the hell do you think you are?” – Ayesha

89. “Soon, Peter, we will be all there is. So stop pissing me off!” – Ego

90. “Oh. is she disgusting?” – Mantis

91. “I promise you… it’s unlike any other place you’ve ever seen. And there… I can explain your very… special heritage. Finally get to be… the father I’ve always wanted to be… Excuse me. I’ve gotta take a whiz.” – Ego

92. “You ‘thought’? You think when I make this arrow fly, I use my head?” – Yondu

93. “Guess I should be glad I was a skinny kid. Otherwise, you’d have delivered me to this maniac.” – Peter Quill

94. “I didn’t mean to do a mutiny. They killed all my friends.” – Kraglin

95. “It’s a day for dumbass names.” – Rocket

96. “You just need to find a woman who is pathetic… like you.” – Drax

97. “I don’t gotta listen to nothing! You betrayed the code! Ravagers don’t deal in kids.” – Stakar

98. “Listen to me! You are a god. If you kill me, you’ll be just like everybody else!” – Ego

99. “Well, of course I have issues. That’s my freakin’ father!” – Peter Quill

100. “No, I really heard they find you attractive.” – Rocket

Fans are anxiously waiting for the release of the next movie in 2023, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.3, and more cameos in upcoming Marvel projects.

The music, colors, and special effects are what have drawn fans to the Guardians movies, but they stayed for the characters and storylines. Soon, we will see what the characters have in store for them in Thor: Love and Thunder, along with two other Guardians of the Galaxy specials.

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