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100 Best Quotes from Breaking Bad
Breaking Bad is a crime drama series that follows a high school chemistry teacher who turns to the world of drugs to secure his family financially after discovering he is dying of cancer. This award-winning series stars Bryan Cranston, Anna Gunn, and Aaron Paul.
The series is considered one of the greatest television shows of all time. And because of Breaking Bad’s popularity, a spin-off prequel series was created, Better Call Saul. So with the release of the final season of Better Call Saul, it’s time to go back and look at some unforgettable quotes from Breaking Bad.
Here’s the scoop on the best quotes from Breaking Bad!
1. “Well, technically, chemistry is the study of matter. But I prefer to see it as the study of change.” – Walter White
2. “Finding myself awake at three in the morning. But you know what? Ever since my diagnosis, I sleep just fine.” – Walter White
3. “Yeah, Mr. White! Yeah, science!” – Jesse Pinkman
4. “I did it for me.” – Walter White
5. “If you don’t know who I am, then maybe your best course would be to tread lightly.” – Walter White
6. “I am not in danger, I am the danger.” – Walter White
7. “You know what Walt? Someone needs to protect this family from the man who protects this family.” – Skyler White
8. “To all law enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt.” – Walter White
9. “I have spent my whole life scared, frightened of things that could happen, might happen, might not happen, fifty years I spent like that.” – Walter White
10. “The devil is in the details.” – Skyler White
11. “I told you, Skyler, I warned you for a solid year: you cross me, and there will be consequences.” – Walter White
12. “I want my kids back. I want my life back. Please tell me – How much is enough? How big does this pile have to be?” – Skyler White
13. “It’s easy money. Until we catch you.” – Hank Schrader
14. “You clearly don’t know who you’re talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me? No! I am the one who knocks!” – Walter White
15. “If I have to hear one more time that you did this for the family…” – Skyler White
16. “We’re all on the same page. The one that says, if I can’t kill you, you’ll sure as shit wish you were dead.” – Jesse Pinkman
17. “Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year?” – Walter White
18. “I once told a woman I was Kevin Costner and it worked because I believed it.” – Saul Goodman
19. “Run.” – Walter White
20. “We’ve come this far…what’s one more?” – Skyler White
21. “Scientists love lasers.” – Saul Goodman
22. “If you’re committed enough, you can make any story work.” – Saul Goodman
23. “Did I say you could open your mouth? And, hands off the car!” – Hank Schrader
24. “If you believe that there’s a hell, we’re pretty much already going there.” – Walter White
25. “You’re the smartest guy I’ve ever met. And you’re too stupid to see… he made up his mind ten minutes ago.” – Hank Schrader
26. “Right now, what I need, is for you to climb down out of my *ss. Can you do that? Will you do that for me, honey? Will you please, just once, get off my *ss? You know? I’d appreciate it. I really would.” – Walter White
27. “You add plus a douchebag to a minus douchebag and you get, Like, Zero Douchebags.” – Jesse Pinkman
28. “A guy that clean has to be dirty.” – Hank Schrader
29. “That’s it. That’s the only good option. Hold on. Bide my time and wait.” – Skyler White
30. “Wire…” – Jesse Pinkman
31. “My name is ASAC Schrader – and you can go f*ck yourself.” – Hank Schrader
32. “I need support. Me, the almost 40-year-old pregnant woman with a surprise baby on the way. And the husband with lung cancer who disappears for hours on end, and I don’t know where he goes and he barely even speaks to me anymore.” – Skyler White
33. “Congratulations, you’ve just left your family a second-hand Subaru.” – Saul Goodman
34. “This is my own private domicile, and I will not be harassed…b*tch!” – Jesse Pinkman
35. “What I came to realize is that fear, that’s the worst of it. That’s the real enemy. So, get up, get out in the real world and you kick that bastard as hard you can right in the teeth.” – Walter White
36. “There is gold in the streets just waiting for someone to come and scoop it up.” – Walter White
37. “The fun’s over. From here on out, I’m Mr. Low Profile. Just another douche bag with a job and three pairs of Dockers. If I’m lucky, month from now, best-case scenario, I’m managing a Cinnabon in Omaha.” – Saul Goodman
38. “We tried to poison you. We tried to poison you because you are an insane, degenerate piece of filth and you deserve to die.” – Walter White
39. “I am speaking to my family now. Skyler, you are the love of my life. I hope you know that.” – Walter White
40. “F*ck you and your eyebrows.” – Walter White
41. “I’m not saying it’s not bad. It’s bad. But it could be worse.” – Saul Goodman
42. “We’re done when I say we’re done” – Walter White
43. “Some straight like you, giant stick up his ass, age what, 60? He’s just gonna break bad?” – Jesse Pinkman
44. “Tread lightly.” – Walter White
45. “Just because you shot Jesse James, don’t make you Jesse James.” – Mike Ehrmantraut
46. “Even government doesn’t care that much about quality. You know what is okay to put in hot dogs?” – Jesse Pinkman
47. “Say my name.” – Walter White
48. “Oh, hey, nerdiest old dude I know, you wanna come cook crystal? Please. I’d ask my diaper-wearing granny, but her wheelchair wouldn’t fit in the RV.” – Jesse Pinkman
49. “Did you know that there’s an acceptable level of rat turds that can go into candy bars?” – Jesse Pinkman
50. “Walt, I’ve said it before, if you are in danger, we go to the police…” – Skyler White
51. “Oh, no. I don’t want to hear about the police! I do not say that lightly!” – Walter White
52. “I won.” – Walter White
53. “Shut the f*ck up and let me die in peace.” – Mike Ehrmantraut
54. “Tagging trees is a lot better than chasing monsters.” – Hank Schrader
55. “Well, at least he didn’t sh*t himself this time. Guess that’s progress.” – Hank Schrader
56. “I swear to Christ, I will put you under the jail!” – Hank Schrader
57. “When I go in there, I’m bringing proof, not suspicion.” – Hank Schrader
58. “The moral of the story is…I chose a half measure when I should have gone all the way. I’ll never make that mistake again. No more half measures, Walter.” – Mike Ehrmantraut
59. “Is this just a genetic thing with you? Is it congenital? Did your mother drop you on your head when you were a baby?” – Walter White
60. “You can go f*ck yourself.” – Hank Schrader
61. “I learned from the best. Something tells me Hank is here because of you – and I’m not forgetting that.” – Skyler White
62. “I am the one who knocks.” – Walter White
63. “If you try to interfere, this becomes a much simpler matter.” – Gus Fring
64. “And a man, a man provides. And he does it even when he’s not appreciated, or respected, or even loved. He simply bears up and he does it. Because he’s a man.” – Gus Fring
65. “This kicks like a mule with its balls wrapped in duct tape!” – Tuco Salamanaca
66. “Never do the same mistake twice.” – Gus Fring
67. “You are not the guy. You’re not capable of being the guy. I had a guy, but now I don’t. You are not the guy.” – Mike Ehrmantraut
68. “Marie, shut up!” – Skyler White
69. “I watched Jane die. I was there. And I watched her die. I watched her overdose and choke to death. I could have saved her. But I didn’t.” – Walter White
70. “We have discussed everything we need to discuss… I thought I made myself clear…” – Skyler White
71. “Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book.” – Walter White
72. “I have lived under the threat of death for a year now. And because of that, I’ve made choices.” – Walter White
73. “No, they’re minerals, Jesus Marie!” – Hank Schrader
74. “It’s always been one step forward and two steps back” – Walter White
75. “When I put everything into quicken, nothing flashed red, so that’s gotta mean it’s ok, right?” – Skyler White
76. “Walt, please, let’s both of us stop trying to justify this whole thing and admit you’re in danger!” – Skyler White
77. “Darth Vader had responsibilities. He was responsible for the Death Star.” – Badger
78. “I hide in plain sight, same as you.” – Gus Fring
79. “Stay out of my territory.” – Walter White
80. “This is what comes from blood for blood.” – Gus Fring
81. “I f*cked Ted.” – Skyler White
82. “Hey, I’m a civilian! I’m not your lawyer anymore. I’m nobody’s lawyer.” – Saul Goodman
83. “Does the Pope sh*t in his hat?” – Hank Schrader
84. “I’m A blowfish! Blowfish! Yeah! Blowfishin’ this up!” – Jesse Pinkman
85. “Sending him on a trip to Belize.” – Saul Goodman
86. “Walter Jr., you’re my big man. There are going to be some things that you’ll come to learn about me in the next few days. But just know that no matter how it may look, I only had you in my heart. Goodbye.” – Walter White
87. “Cause God knows she’s the one with the really important problems!” – Skyler White
88. “Sometimes the forbidden fruit tastes the sweetest.” – Hank Schrader
89. “Yo, Gatorade me, B*tch.” – Jesse Pinkman
90. “I mean, it’s just..it’s the constant, it’s the cycle. Its solution, dissolution, just over and over and over. It is growth, then decay, then transformation. It is fascinating, really.” – Walter White
91. “When you have children, you always have family.” – Gus Fring
92. “What do I look like? Scarface?” – Jesse Pinkman
93. “I’m in the empire business.” – Walter White
94. “You really want to burn him down? Let’s do it together.” – Hank Schrader
95. “Coin flip is sacred.” – Jesse Pinkman
96. “Free food always tastes good. Free drinks even better.” – Hank Schrader
97. “I don’t believe fear to be an effective motivator.” – Gus Fring
98. “You got me riding shotgun to every dark recess of this state. It’d be nice if you clued me in a little.” – Jesse Pinkman
99. “My friends, I promise you that together, we will prosper.” Gus Fring
100. “Now look buddy, the last thing I want to do is get you in hot water, but some meth monkey had a feeding frenzy in here.” – Hank Schrader
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