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100 Best Quotes from Hulu’s Fresh

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Hulu’s Fresh is a comedy thriller that follows a woman frustrated with modern dating. After taking a chance on a charming man she met at a grocery store, she soon learns that his appetite isn’t so lovely.

The film is director Mimi Cave’s directorial debut and stars Daisy Edgar-Jones and Sebastian Stan. Hulu’s Fresh may showcase the horrors of dating today, but it also has some great quotable moments.

Here’s the scoop on the best quotes from Hulu’s Fresh!

1. “Come on. Give me a smile.” – Noa

2. “I just come to the fruit section to talk to random, very good-looking people that stand near it.” – Steve

Daisy Edgar-Jones as noa and Sebastian Stan as steve in Hulu's Fresh
Fresh 2022 (Courtesy of Searchlight Pictures)

3. “Try to relax. Fear and stress isn’t good for the meat.” – Steve

4. “The fresher the meat, the better.” – Steve

5. “We can meet here next week to talk about the broccoli if you want.” – Steve

Sebastian Stan as steve in fresh hulu
FRESH (Courtesy of Searchlight Pictures.)

6. “I just don’t eat animals.” – Steve

7. “I was in town visiting. Met Steve. Now I’m slowly…being eaten.” – Penny

8. “So, I cooked us something. If you’re open to trying it.” – Steve

Sebastian Stan as steve in Fresh Hulu
Fresh (Courtesy of Searchlight Pictures.)

9. “I didn’t think people met people in real life anymore, you know?” – Noa

10. “It’s just the way we’ve been raised since f*cking Disney movies.” – Mollie

11. “If you’re reading this it means he likes you. Use it. Keep f*cking fighting. Sending strength.” – Sami

12. “You know how I knew you were special? Because you’re f*cked up too.” – Steve

Hulu's Fresh
Fresh (Courtesy of Searchlight Pictures.)

13. “Girl, f*ck that. Just leave.” – Mollie

14. “I obviously don’t mind paying, but what a weird way to start off the date.” – Noa

15. “Is this what you tell your kids? Oh, it was so romantic before our first date, y’all. He texted me, FYI, this place is cash only.” – Mollie

Daisy Edgar-Jones as noa and Jojo T. Gibbs as mollie in Fresh Hulu
Fresh (Courtesy of Searchlight Pictures.)

16. “I don’t know. Hopefully, it will make for a good story.” – Noa

17. “Your house is intimidating. You’re all, like, you know, fancy cocktails and I’m like pancakes out of a bag.” – Noa

18. “I am cauterizing your *ss so you won’t be a bloody mess.” – Steve

Daisy Edgar-Jones as noa in Fresh Hulu
Fresh (Courtesy of Searchlight Pictures.)

19. “Yeah. F*ck Ariel.” – Noa

20. “Stupid b*tch left the whole sea for a man.” – Mollie

21. “Like f*ck beauty.” – Mollie

22. “Yeah, f*ck the beast. I am the beast.” – Noa

Hulu's Fresh poster
Fresh (Courtesy of Searchlight Pictures)

23. “So don’t play the games, just be you straight out the gate.” – Mollie

24. “Can I get a Manhattan with, like, as many cherries as you can spare, please?” – Noa

25. “I’m excited for you. It’s a straight girl’s fantasy come true, right?” – Mollie

Daisy Edgar-Jones as noa and Sebastian Stan as steve Fresh Hulu
Fresh. (Courtesy of Searchlight Pictures.)

26. “I’m already ruining this, so I’m just going to keep going. Do you think I could have your number?” – Steve

27. “I could use some emotional dependence.” – Noa

28. “Well, my emotional dependence ain’t cheap, boo.” – Mollie

Daisy Edgar-Jones as noa Fresh Hulu
Fresh (Courtesy of Searchlight Pictures.)

29. “Have you ever had these?” – Steve

30. “Grapes?” – Noa

31. “No. Cotton candy grapes. They taste just like them I’m not kidding.” – Steve

Daisy Edgar-Jones as noa and Jojo T. Gibbs as mollie Fresh Hulu
Fresh 2022 (Courtesy of Searchlight Pictures)

32. “Your scarf is dipping into the noodles.” – Noa

33. “Can you please just text him and just write, fuck you and your ugly ass scarf, bitch.” – Mollie

34. “Oh, see, I wish I thought of that in the moment.” – Noa

Sebastian Stan as steve Fresh Hulu
Fresh 2022 (Courtesy of Searchlight Pictures)

35. “It’s really just so I have a story for my sister and my niece when I see them. Because I think we’re gonna talk about the grapes.” – Steve

36. “Sure. Makes sense, yeah.” – Noa

37. “He’s probably married.” – Molly

Sebastian Stan as steve Fresh Hulu
Fresh 2022 (Courtesy of Searchlight Pictures)

38. “When you think you had a friend.” – Mollie

39. “Somewhere between the second and third drink I was like, fuck it. and it was actually very freeing.” – Noa

40. “My fuck it advice always works.” – Mollie

 Jojo T. Gibbs as mollie Fresh Hulu
Fresh 2022 (Courtesy of Searchlight Pictures)

41. “I wasn’t even worrying about how I looked or like, if I was taking too long.” – Noa

42. “What’s his Instagram? I wanna stalk a little bit.” – Mollie

43. “She’s lost her mind. But I get it. No judgment here.” – Penny

Daisy Edgar-Jones as noa Fresh Hulu
Fresh 2022 (Courtesy of Searchlight Pictures)

44. “I told my sister and niece. And they were like no way, f*ck you.” – Steve

45. “Your niece said, f*ck you?” – No

46. “Yeah. Four-year-olds are crazy.” – Steve

Sebastian Stan as steve Fresh Hulu
Fresh 2022 (Courtesy of Searchlight Pictures)

47. “I can’t help you. We’re in the same boat.” – Penny

48. “And say what? That my best friend went away with a guy and extended her trip and she’s texting me, but I don’t think it’s her?” – Mollie

49. “Why not? She white, right?” – Paul

Daisy Edgar-Jones as noa and Sebastian Stan as steve Fresh Hulu
Fresh 2022 (Courtesy of Searchlight Pictures)

50. “Here come the dumb questions. ” – Steve

51. “So, I love hot sauce. I literally just put it on every single thing I can find around the house sometimes.” – Chad

52. “Don’t leave me here with my restless heart.” – Steve

Sebastian Stan as steve Fresh Hulu
Fresh 2022 (Courtesy of Searchlight Pictures)

53. “I’m gonna tell you, but you’re gonna freak out.” – Steve

54. “I’m taking your *ss.” – Steve

55. “Don’t do the pouty lip. Don’t do that.” – Paul

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Fresh 2022 (Courtesy of Searchlight Pictures)

56. “I don’t want you leaving here thinking I’m a weirdo.” – Steve

57. “Well, we have something in common I guess.” – Noa

58. “Yeah, Dead parents.” – Steve

Daisy Edgar-Jones as noa Fresh Hulu
Fresh 2022 (Courtesy of Searchlight Pictures)

59. “Mist.” – Steve

60. “Rainforest.” – Noa

61. “Always good to have a little mist, Noa.” – Steve

Jojo T. Gibbs as mollie Fresh Hulu
Fresh 2022 (Courtesy of Searchlight Pictures)

62. “It’s not our fault, Noah. It’s always the theirs.” – Penny

63. “What does it taste like.” – Noa

64. “Come on, man. we’ve seen this movie. We don’t make it out this b*tch alive, you know this.” – Paul

Daisy Edgar-Jones as noa  Fresh Hulu
Fresh 2022 (Courtesy of Searchlight Pictures)

65. “I know things are a little different, but it’s still me, you know?” – Steve

66. “I just want to hurt him, Penny.” – Noa

67. “It’s all I think about.” – Penny

Daisy Edgar-Jones as noa  Fresh Hulu
Fresh 2022 (Courtesy of Searchlight Pictures)

68. “Science.” – Steve

69. “Yeah. Go science.” – Noa

70. “I told you, I liked you. Anyway, it was a mistake.”- Steve

71. “I don’t even know who I am anymore. I hope he f*cking chokes. And then he gets a f*cking tapeworm. And it just eats him from the inside, slowly.” – Penny

Daisy Edgar-Jones as noa and Sebastian Stan as steve Fresh Hulu
Fresh 2022 (Courtesy of Searchlight Pictures)

72. “That was terrible.” – Steve

73. “That was kind of terrible.” – Noa

74. “I’m so sorry.” – Steve

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Fresh 2022 (Courtesy of Searchlight Pictures)

75. “Your number?” – Mollie

76. “In a grocery store?” – Mollie

77. “The other night?” – Mollie

78. “Yeah.” – Noa

Daisy Edgar-Jones as noa and Sebastian Stan as steve in Hulu's Fresh
Fresh 2022 (Courtesy of Searchlight Pictures)

79. “And you’re just now telling me today?” – Mollie

80. “I’m a doctor, remember?” – Steve

81. “I asked you for help! B*tches like you are the fucking problem! – Mollie

Daisy Edgar-Jones as noa in Hulu's Fresh
Fresh 2022 (Courtesy of Searchlight Pictures)

82. “I love you.” – Mollie

83. “I love you more.” – Noa

84. “I wish I could see you.” – Noa

Daisy Edgar-Jones as noa and Sebastian Stan as steve in Hulu's Fresh
Fresh 2022 (Courtesy of Searchlight Pictures)

85. “I’m going away with Steve for the weekend.” – Noa

86. “I’m just going to go for it. You said, F*ck it, remember?” – Noa

87. “Girl, you’re all d*ckmatized, and I haven’t even seen this dude.” – Mollie

Sebastian Stan as steve in Hulu's Fresh
Fresh 2022 (Courtesy of Searchlight Pictures)

88. “I just think that people who, like, believe in true love are f*cking idiots.” – Noa

89. “So dumb.” – Steve

90. “There’s a whole community of people that are devoted to this.” – Steve

Daisy Edgar-Jones as noa in Hulu's Fresh
Fresh 2022 (Courtesy of Searchlight Pictures)

91. “So, why did you ask me what it tasted like?” – Steve

92. “I don’t know. I guess I was curious.” – Noa

93. “You were curious? You expect me to believe that?” – Steve

Sebastian Stan as steve in Hulu's Fresh
Fresh 2022 (Courtesy of Searchlight Pictures)

94. “What about Twitter?” – Noa

95. “Does anyone say anything smart on Twitter ever?” – Steve

96. “You can believe what you want.” – Noa

Daisy Edgar-Jones as noa and Sebastian Stan as steve in Hulu's Fresh
Fresh 2022 (Courtesy of Searchlight Pictures)

97. “Tell me something you don’t want me to know.” – Steve

98. “I hate, like, dating.” – Noa

Daisy Edgar-Jones as noa and Sebastian Stan as steve in Hulu's Fresh
Fresh 2022 (Courtesy of Searchlight Pictures)

99. “The awkward preamble. The questions and stuff. The, like you know texting. The perfect projection.” – Noa

100. “Okay. Let’s have dinner, and we’ll see how curious you are.” – Steve

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