100 Best Quotes from Hulu’s Fresh
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Hulu’s Fresh is a comedy thriller that follows a woman frustrated with modern dating. After taking a chance on a charming man she met at a grocery store, she soon learns that his appetite isn’t so lovely.
The film is director Mimi Cave’s directorial debut and stars Daisy Edgar-Jones and Sebastian Stan. Hulu’s Fresh may showcase the horrors of dating today, but it also has some great quotable moments.
Here’s the scoop on the best quotes from Hulu’s Fresh!
1. “Come on. Give me a smile.” – Noa
2. “I just come to the fruit section to talk to random, very good-looking people that stand near it.” – Steve
3. “Try to relax. Fear and stress isn’t good for the meat.” – Steve
4. “The fresher the meat, the better.” – Steve
5. “We can meet here next week to talk about the broccoli if you want.” – Steve
6. “I just don’t eat animals.” – Steve
7. “I was in town visiting. Met Steve. Now I’m slowly…being eaten.” – Penny
8. “So, I cooked us something. If you’re open to trying it.” – Steve
9. “I didn’t think people met people in real life anymore, you know?” – Noa
10. “It’s just the way we’ve been raised since f*cking Disney movies.” – Mollie
11. “If you’re reading this it means he likes you. Use it. Keep f*cking fighting. Sending strength.” – Sami
12. “You know how I knew you were special? Because you’re f*cked up too.” – Steve
13. “Girl, f*ck that. Just leave.” – Mollie
14. “I obviously don’t mind paying, but what a weird way to start off the date.” – Noa
15. “Is this what you tell your kids? Oh, it was so romantic before our first date, y’all. He texted me, FYI, this place is cash only.” – Mollie
16. “I don’t know. Hopefully, it will make for a good story.” – Noa
17. “Your house is intimidating. You’re all, like, you know, fancy cocktails and I’m like pancakes out of a bag.” – Noa
18. “I am cauterizing your *ss so you won’t be a bloody mess.” – Steve
19. “Yeah. F*ck Ariel.” – Noa
20. “Stupid b*tch left the whole sea for a man.” – Mollie
21. “Like f*ck beauty.” – Mollie
22. “Yeah, f*ck the beast. I am the beast.” – Noa
23. “So don’t play the games, just be you straight out the gate.” – Mollie
24. “Can I get a Manhattan with, like, as many cherries as you can spare, please?” – Noa
25. “I’m excited for you. It’s a straight girl’s fantasy come true, right?” – Mollie
26. “I’m already ruining this, so I’m just going to keep going. Do you think I could have your number?” – Steve
27. “I could use some emotional dependence.” – Noa
28. “Well, my emotional dependence ain’t cheap, boo.” – Mollie
29. “Have you ever had these?” – Steve
30. “Grapes?” – Noa
31. “No. Cotton candy grapes. They taste just like them I’m not kidding.” – Steve
32. “Your scarf is dipping into the noodles.” – Noa
33. “Can you please just text him and just write, fuck you and your ugly ass scarf, bitch.” – Mollie
34. “Oh, see, I wish I thought of that in the moment.” – Noa
35. “It’s really just so I have a story for my sister and my niece when I see them. Because I think we’re gonna talk about the grapes.” – Steve
36. “Sure. Makes sense, yeah.” – Noa
37. “He’s probably married.” – Molly
38. “When you think you had a friend.” – Mollie
39. “Somewhere between the second and third drink I was like, fuck it. and it was actually very freeing.” – Noa
40. “My fuck it advice always works.” – Mollie
41. “I wasn’t even worrying about how I looked or like, if I was taking too long.” – Noa
42. “What’s his Instagram? I wanna stalk a little bit.” – Mollie
43. “She’s lost her mind. But I get it. No judgment here.” – Penny
44. “I told my sister and niece. And they were like no way, f*ck you.” – Steve
45. “Your niece said, f*ck you?” – No
46. “Yeah. Four-year-olds are crazy.” – Steve
47. “I can’t help you. We’re in the same boat.” – Penny
48. “And say what? That my best friend went away with a guy and extended her trip and she’s texting me, but I don’t think it’s her?” – Mollie
49. “Why not? She white, right?” – Paul
50. “Here come the dumb questions. ” – Steve
51. “So, I love hot sauce. I literally just put it on every single thing I can find around the house sometimes.” – Chad
52. “Don’t leave me here with my restless heart.” – Steve
53. “I’m gonna tell you, but you’re gonna freak out.” – Steve
54. “I’m taking your *ss.” – Steve
55. “Don’t do the pouty lip. Don’t do that.” – Paul
56. “I don’t want you leaving here thinking I’m a weirdo.” – Steve
57. “Well, we have something in common I guess.” – Noa
58. “Yeah, Dead parents.” – Steve
59. “Mist.” – Steve
60. “Rainforest.” – Noa
61. “Always good to have a little mist, Noa.” – Steve
62. “It’s not our fault, Noah. It’s always the theirs.” – Penny
63. “What does it taste like.” – Noa
64. “Come on, man. we’ve seen this movie. We don’t make it out this b*tch alive, you know this.” – Paul
65. “I know things are a little different, but it’s still me, you know?” – Steve
66. “I just want to hurt him, Penny.” – Noa
67. “It’s all I think about.” – Penny
68. “Science.” – Steve
69. “Yeah. Go science.” – Noa
70. “I told you, I liked you. Anyway, it was a mistake.”- Steve
71. “I don’t even know who I am anymore. I hope he f*cking chokes. And then he gets a f*cking tapeworm. And it just eats him from the inside, slowly.” – Penny
72. “That was terrible.” – Steve
73. “That was kind of terrible.” – Noa
74. “I’m so sorry.” – Steve
75. “Your number?” – Mollie
76. “In a grocery store?” – Mollie
77. “The other night?” – Mollie
78. “Yeah.” – Noa
79. “And you’re just now telling me today?” – Mollie
80. “I’m a doctor, remember?” – Steve
81. “I asked you for help! B*tches like you are the fucking problem! – Mollie
82. “I love you.” – Mollie
83. “I love you more.” – Noa
84. “I wish I could see you.” – Noa
85. “I’m going away with Steve for the weekend.” – Noa
86. “I’m just going to go for it. You said, F*ck it, remember?” – Noa
87. “Girl, you’re all d*ckmatized, and I haven’t even seen this dude.” – Mollie
88. “I just think that people who, like, believe in true love are f*cking idiots.” – Noa
89. “So dumb.” – Steve
90. “There’s a whole community of people that are devoted to this.” – Steve
91. “So, why did you ask me what it tasted like?” – Steve
92. “I don’t know. I guess I was curious.” – Noa
93. “You were curious? You expect me to believe that?” – Steve
94. “What about Twitter?” – Noa
95. “Does anyone say anything smart on Twitter ever?” – Steve
96. “You can believe what you want.” – Noa
97. “Tell me something you don’t want me to know.” – Steve
98. “I hate, like, dating.” – Noa
99. “The awkward preamble. The questions and stuff. The, like you know texting. The perfect projection.” – Noa
100. “Okay. Let’s have dinner, and we’ll see how curious you are.” – Steve
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