We're not being aggressively passive when we say we're talking about the best quotes from Insecure because we can't get enough of this hysterical Emmy nominated series!
Insecure is a comedy-drama series created by Issa Rae and Larry Wilmore. The series follows two modern-day black women who manage their friendship while dealing with their many insecurities, careers, and romantic relationships.
The show has been praised for its witty humor and relatability, namely with the main character's awkward moments. And with the release of the series' final season, it's time to dive into the best quotes from the series.
Here’s the scoop on Insecure quotes!
1. "Black women aren’t bitter. They’re just tired of being expected to settle for less.” – Issa
2. “I used to keep a journal to vent. Now I just write raps.” – Issa
3. “Like, I spent my entire 20s with a dude that I’m not even gonna end up with.” – Issa
4. "I get that, but isn’t it our job to make things work even when it’s difficult?" – Issa
5. “I’ve been here five years and they think I’m the token with all the answers.” – Issa
6. "B*tch, you’re right. I don’t have time for the bullshit anymore.” – Issa
7. "It’s petty to judge her, and I don’t want to be petty." – Issa
8. "You know what that is? It’s growth." – Kelli
9. "Okay, listen, I promise Jesus isn’t conspiring against you and your p**sy. - Issa
10. “I know what that shit means. But being aggressively passive is what I do best.” – Issa
11. "I feel like he was just checking off his boxes. Get into a relationship, check." - Molly
12. "He sounds kind of like you." - Issa
13. "You only listen to me because I make you feel better about you." – Molly
14. "I made a mistake, but at least I can see the shit that I do wrong." – Issa
15. "It would just be great to show the kids that there’s beauty in their own backyard." – Issa
16. "Have you noticed Molly the common denominator in all your can’t find a man bullsh*t is you?" – Issa
17. “Right, because everyone automatically listens to a woman when she opens her mouth.” -Molly
18. “Well, I mean, you’re still 29. You got one more year.” – Molly
19. “I’m sorry for not being who you expected me to be. Who I expected me to be.” -Lawrence
20. "My whole life is about how shit affects others, okay? My job, my boyfriend, you. – Issa
21. "You gotta f*ck a lot of frogs to get a good frog." – Molly
22. “B*tch, of course, I want my man back. What the f*ck? I was lying.” -Issa
23. "The whole point of saying Malibu is to not lie." – Molly
24. "Well, at the time, I thought I was not lying." – Issa
25. "Malibu. You stupid." – Molly
26. "Malibu. Shut the fuck up." – Issa
27. "Malibu? I’m f*cking confused." – Issa
28. “F*ck feeling feelings.” - Issa
29. “I’m Molly, and I’m on molly, so that means I’m Molly-squared!” -Molly
30. "You said we have a lot in common. Ahmal, did you call mom back?" – Issa
31. "Nah." - Ahmal
32. "Me neither. See?" - Issa
33. "That’s not the saying. Or any saying." – Issa
34.“Y’all know I wished for d**k!” - Kelli
35. “You were just an itch I needed to scratch.” -Issa
36. "I will always…let you buy a lotion pump." – Issa
37. "You know how long I’ve been waiting to hear you say that?" – Lawrence
38. "Don’t smile. You ain’t getting no milk." – Jared
39. "I’ve been thinking about getting a nose ring." – Lawrence
40. "Stud or hoop?" – Issa
41. "It don’t matter as long as it’s gold." – Lawrence
42. "Yeah, maybe she should lower them like I did." – Issa
43. "From who, your middle school Crips?" - Molly
44. “Don’t nobody want yo Steve Harvey box set.” -Issa
45. “One day I looked up and my d**k meter was all the way on E.” -Molly
46. “Oh, so now y’all wanna be woke when a b*tch been an alarm clock since day one? Well, beep beep, motherf*ckers!”- Issa
47. "Issa, why are we in 1997 Inglewood?" – Molly
48. “We are not about to be the Black couple fighting in Rite-Aid.” -Issa
49. “Okay. Don’t be mad. I thought we going straight to Coachella when we got here, so I took an edible.” -Kelli
50. “I’m with Molly on with this one. We have to do better! We can’t just leave it all up to Chadwick Boseman.” -Tiffany
51. “We need to decide whether we’re friends who don’t have sex or acquaintances who just have sex. Because anything otherwise is a little muddy, and I need boundaries.” -Molly
52. “I don’t know what you just said, but do you know who does? God.” -Issa
53. “Beyoncé is a better mother than me!” -Tiffany
54. “I’m breaking up with him tonight. – Issa
55. "B*tch, no you’re not.” – Molly
56. “Yeah, you’re right I’m not. – Issa
57. “We’ve given white people enough time.” -Freida
58. "Wait, that’s it? That’s why I told everyone I needed the conference room for an hour?" – Molly
60. “When you were going through what you were going through, I just didn’t know how to handle it.” -Issa
59. “My h*-tation. I make the rules. Get in my line-up.” -Issa
61. "And look at you with your coat." - Ahmal
62. "And look at you with your…Shut the f*ck up!" – Kelli
63. “Kelli, shut up! You don’t even go to church.” – Issa
64. “I go on important days! Like when I come back from Miami-the Lord knows I get turnt!” - Kelli
65. "I got you this. Not Moscato, but some shit drake would like." – Daniel
66. "Why are you assuming I like Drake?" – Issa
67. "Every black girl that went to college likes Drake." – Daniel
68. "He just really gets us." – Issa
69. “Girl, what is so crazy about buying fake desserts to bring to Andrew so I can see if Nathan’s home?” -Issa
70. “Chrissy Teigen has a dope *ss cookbook.” -Molly
71. "Thug Yoda spelled an entire sentence today." – Lawrence
72. "That’s brazy." – Issa
73. "Oh. Rent-a-Boo is coming?" – Issa
74. “Whatchu got in here? Yes! A Capri-Sun! You know my heart.” -Molly
75. "That’s just what a shady b***h would say.” -Issa
76. “The point is, you are single. You are very single. You are so single that a tumbleweed just rolled out of your p***y.” -Kelli
77. "I want y’all on your worst behavior because this weekend I’m bringing back we did say!" – Kelli
78. "Not we did say. We are too old for that." – Issa
79. “Do these cupcakes say, ‘Congratulations on your light-skinned baby?’ Right? Cause it’s all light. Every layer is light.” —Kelli
80. "You know, college isn’t for everybody." – Derek
81. "Yeah, no, I don’t feel like I missed out on anything." - Jared
82. "Just a degree." – Derek
83. "Damn. I was out there like that?" – Molly
84. “Granted, having sex with me isn’t amazing, but it’s like, ‘Huh… Okay. Yeah, I’m satisfied. I’d do that again.'” —Issa
85. “How did the kids find it in the first place?” – Molly
86. “He was talking about what a great rapper that I was and the kids must have Googled me. Stupid smart as f*ck researching *ss kids.” – Issa
87. "Did he choreograph that? Is this choreography?" – Issa
88. "Oh, you look like a mermaid with feet. In a good way, though. I love it." – Molly
89. "But do you love it like, I would give her money for her fundraiser, or, this bitch looking like a black Ariel?" – Issa
90. "Are those mutually exclusive?" - Molly
91. “The basic credit tiers are Excellent, Good, Poor, Bad. It’s Issa all the way at the bottom.” -Kelli
92. "It will be about you if you get hit or have a baby." – Kelli
93. "Do you listen to yourself?" – Issa
94. "All the time. I have a podcast." – Kelli
95. “You are my greatest love!” -Issa
96. "Oh, b*tch! Let the b*tch read! "- Chad
97. "I think I passed out real quick from these paint fumes." – Issa
98. "B*tch, open a window." – Molly
99. "So, we just out here wearing tight T-shirts now?" – Molly
100. "You ever see someone scream themself awake?" – Kelli
If you enjoyed reading these quotes, be sure to check out the series on HBO Max!
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