Pitter patter let's talk about some Letterkenny quotes!
This Canadian sitcom follows the residents of Letterkenny, their many trivial arguments, and antics. The show stars Jared Keeso, Nathan Dales, Michelle Mylett, and K. Trevor Wilson.
Letterkenny is a series known for its hilarious dialogues amongst the chaotic characters. With the release of the show's International Women's Day special, it's time we take a look at some of the best lines from Letterkenny.
Here's the scoop on Letterkenny quotes!
1. “Because it's too complicated - it's like algebra: Why you gotta put numbers and letters together?” – Wayne
2. “Pitter patter, let’s get at ‘er.” - Wayne
3. “Ask her, on a scale from 1 to America, how free are you right now?” – Katy
4. “I see the muscle shirt came today. Muscles coming tomorrow?” - Daryl
5. “The bottom inch of a beer bottle is 50% spit” – Wayne
6. “It’s always ok to fart when you’re alone. Accept when you’re in elevators. That’s uncouth.” - Wayne
7. “That was well brought up. Too bad you weren't.” – Katy
8. “Jinx, you owe me a Coke.” – Wayne
9. “If you have a problem with the majestic Canadian Goose, then you have a problem with me.” - Wayne
10. "Bad gas travels real fast in a small town.” – Wayne
11. “The less you say now, the less you have to apologize for later.” – Daryl
12. “Our d*cks hang out, yours is like a mushroom in a cornfield. Mind your f*cking business, Alexander.” – McMurray
13. "Put some f*cking clothes on!" - Wayne
14. “Not my forte.” - Katy
15. “We all lay off the Ginger and Boots now. Because the Ginger and Boots did not f*ck an ostrich.” – Wayne
16. “Yeah, I heard they f*cked two ostriches.” – Reilly
17. “Folks are also saying that it was a sick ostrich.” – Wayne
18. “Allegedly.” - Dan
19. “Now, I went on the internet and researched ostriches. Firstly, ostriches can run up to seventy miles an hour. So, catching one, even a sick one, is a super tall order.” – Wayne
20. “Maybe they tranqed the ostrich.” – Daryl
21. “Like they roofied the ostrich?” – Dan
22. “Tell your mom I drained the bank account she set up for me. Top it up so I can get some fuckin' KFC.” – Shoresy
23. “You’re made of spare parts, aren’t you, bud?” - Wayne
24. “It's a four-leaf clover! Make a wish!” – Daryl
25. "Wish you weren't so fucking awkward, bud.” – Wayne
26. “We only got one shot at this. One chance. One win. You know? Vomit on your mom’s spaghetti, or whatever that talking singer says.” - Coach
27. “Your sister’s hot, Wayne! There I said it! I said it! I regret nothing!” - Dan
28. “You guys going to be wearing belts?” – Katy
29. “Hard no!” – Wayne
30. “Why don’t you guys wear belts?” – Dan
31. “Because we buy pants that f*cking fit.” – Wayne
32. “If I was a Dr. Seuss book, I’d be The Fat in the Hat.” - Katy
33. “Every woman knows that the way to a man’s heart is not through his zipper, it’s through his stomach.” – Wayne
34. “This eau de toilette is enchantingly refreshing on summer days like this.” – Daryl
35. “F*ck you, Shoresy.” – Jonesy
36. “Tell your mom to top up the cell phone she bought me so I can FaceTime her late at night.” – Shoresy
37. “Hey, Reilly, I made an oopsy. Can you ask your mom to pick up Jonesy's mom on the way over to my place? I double-booked them by mistake.” – Shoresy
38. “You’re softer than a Cinnabon sampler.” – Wayne
39. “He is otherworldly! He’s got a dome like an Easter Island statue.” - Dan
40. “Betty-Ann, your breath’s so bad it gave me an existential crisis — it made me question my whole life.” – Shoresy
41. "Your Mom just liked my Instagram post from two years ago in Puerta Vallarta.” – Shoresy
42. “The stupidest thing I ever heard in my life is that a baby is smart.” - Wayne
43. “You two ever make me walk this far again, and we're making babies.” – Katy
44. “Is geostamping farts a good idea?” – Stewart
45. “Of course, it is. "Popcorn fart, location: movie theatre." That's informations I's wants to know!” – Devon
46. “So, it's Facebook, but for farts?” – Stewart
47. “Well, there's nothing better than a fart. Except kids falling off bikes, maybe.” – Wayne
48. “You wanna come to a super soft birthday party?” – Wayne
49. “You’re pretty good at wrestlin’ there, Katy, and that’s what I appreciates about you.”
50. “Hey! He said simmers down so simmers down! Why don’t you go eat some tartares ya snail-sucking mime lovers?!” - Dan
51. “No Dan. The lifestyle.” - Katy
52. “No, I'm not too sure what you're driving at here big shooter.” – Dan
53. “Got anymore of that electric lettuce? These darts aren’t doing it.” – Shoresy
54. “Figure it out!” – Wayne
55. “You figure it out.” – Katy
56. “I loves fishin' in Quebec.” – Dan
57. “Who doesn't love fishin' in Quebec?” – Katy
58. “Great fishin' in Quebec.” - Wayne
59. “ I fuckin' hate Quebec.” - Daryl
60. “You came to after having a bar fight. Felt like you got hit by a car, right?” – Daryl
61. “Yeah? What's gonna happen, Shoresy?” – Reilly
62. “Three things: I hit you, you hit the pavement, I jerk off on your driver's side door handle.” – Shoresy
63. “Tim’s, McDonald’s, and the beer store are all closed on Christmas Day. And that’s your whole world right there.” - Wayne
64. “You’d best be preparin’ for a donnybrook if you think I’m going to that super soft birthday party of yours.” - Wayne
65. “Oh, come on, kitten. I won’t tell anyone.” - Wayne
66. “You’re a cup of baby carrots.” - Wayne
67. “You look like a 12-year-old Dutch girl.” - Wayne
68. “Boulevard of broken dreams!” – Shoresy
69. “You stopped toe curlin’ in the hot tub ‘cause you heard sperms stay alive in there and you’ve seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enough times to know how that story ends.” – Wayne
70. “Penny for your thoughts?” – Gail
71. “If you smelly gamey, you ain’t gonna lay me.” – Katy
72. “You know not to be impolite but sometimes a gal will do some kissing on the ears. Which makes me uncomfortable because even though I clean my ears, sometimes a tater will just roll out of there unexpected.” - Wayne
73. “You knew your pal had come into money when he started throwing out perfectly good pistachios like he was above cracking ‘em open with a box cutter like the rest of us.” – Daryl
74. “You lose a lot of heat in the neck.” - Wayne
75. "What's the Irish goodbye?" - Daryl
76. “This may very well call for the old Irish Goodbye.” - Wayne
77. “Well that's when you leave without saying goodbye to anyone.” - Wayne
78. "Also known as the French Exit or Houdini." - Katy
79. "It's almost not worth thinking about Darry." - Wayne
80. "I thought the French Exit was when you climax on a gal and you leave without cleaning it up." - Daryl
81. "Technically a French Exit is when you leave without paying the bill, but in this case that is not applicable." - Katy
82. 80. “Oh, I got so much time for sushi.” - Wayne
83. “Do-re-mi, 19, go f*ck yourself” – Dan
84. “They don't make pennies anymore. Did you know that?” - Marie-Frédérique
85. “If you stick a penny up your *ss and it comes out green, it means you're sick. Did you know that?” - Daryl
86. “There’s something really pervy about that word ‘taste.’” - Wayne
87. “In the words of the genre-bending Canadian indie rock band Arcade Fire, ‘wake up.’ - Wayne
88. “Nice onesie! Does it come in men’s?” – Reilly
89. “You love that movie The Fox and the Hound so much you can’t bring yourself to kill the fox that’s been getting into the chicken coop. You don’t care if that makes you softer than a Disney matinee.” - Dan
90. “H'are ya now?” – Wayne
91. “Good-n-you?” - Katy
92. “Not so bad.” – Wayne
93. “I mean, just because my name is Reilly doesn’t necessarily mean that I’m a drunken leprechaun.” - Reilly
94. “It’s a hard life picking stones and pulling teats, but as sure as God’s got sandals, it beats fighting dudes with treasure trails.” - Wayne
95. “S'how 'bout it, boys? You can always count on ol' Katy cat.” - Katy
96. “Not my pig, not my farm.” — Wayne
97. “I have never been less embarrassed in all my life.” – Coach
98. “Oh, c’mon, where’s your jam, bud?” – Reilly
99. "That's a Texas-sized 10-4." – Wayne
100. “You delivered, I'll give ya that, but what type of prick doesn't stand up to shake another man's hand?” - Wayne
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Rae says
I really liked these quotes: 7, 11, 12, 13, 25, 26, 32, 63, 71 & 80