100 Best Quotes From “Marmaduke”
The animated remake of the 2010 live-action kids film Marmaduke tells the story of mischievous mutt Marmaduke on an adventure to learn obedience and discipline as he fights for first place in the World Dog Championship! With how fun and entertaining this film is, it’s no surprise that the film has some of the best quotes!
Here is the scoop on quotes from Marmaduke!
1. “No one said it was easy being a dog.”- Marmaduke
2. ”You play, you pay.”- King Tut
3. ”I have so much fun watching your brother’s lame party.”- Barbara
4. ”Billy, he’s got to stay up there until he learns his lesson.”- Phil
5. ”Phil can’t be mad at me for being a dog.”- Marmaduke
6. ”All dogs like to chase cats.”- Marmaduke
7. ”One man’s trash is another dog’s treasure.”- Marmaduke
8. ”I won’t rest for one second!”-Marmaduke
9. ”Oh you picked the wrong day you buzzy little-.” Marmaduke
10. ”This is the best party ever!”- Marmaduke
11. ”We have to do something about Marmaduke!”- Phil
12. ”Suzie’s video of Marmaduke has gone viral! There are over one million hits!”- Barbara
13. ”I don’t want you drawing attention to that embarrassing dog flop video.” -Phil
14. ”Marmaduke has a conference call with a big Hollywood producer coming up!”- Billy
15. ”He’s a mess.”- Guy
16. ”He’s the challenge that I’ve been looking for.”- Guy
17. ”I have a PhD in animal training technology and hold 33 patents.”- Guy
18. ”I can turn your dog into a champion.”- Guy
19. ”It would be nice for Marmaduke to learn to obey the rules… but this would be a little bit extreme.”- Dottie
20. ”I don’t want my baby to suffer. He is quite sensitive.”- Dottie
21. ” It’s a dog eat dog world, Guy Hilton. And you’re about to show the world just how hungry you are.”- Guy
22. ”Here we go again. The good, the bad, and the clueless.”- King Tut
23. ”Guy Hilton is our only hope.”- Phil
24. ”You are no longer Marmaduke… you will stop all bad habits.”- Guy
25. ”You must become strong enough to do the impossible!”- Guy
26. “You might wanna close your eyes, Puddin’.” – Marmaduke
27. ”You can’t push me around, jerk!”- Marmaduke
28. ”You must be prepared for any and all situations. Like the kick, that isn’t there.”- Guy
29. ”Wait! We just started training! You have to show me that trick!”- Marmaduke
30. ”Training is so tiring!”- Marmaduke
31. ”Oh! Okay. So this is where we both jump for the couch and have that big fight that ends in manly bear hugs.”- Marmaduke
32. ”Man, what do you have against sleep?”- Marmaduke
33. ”You will learn the proper way to stand and walk. To control your impulse.”- Guy
34. ”You must control your impulse to eat!”- Guy
35. ”Let’s do this, Guy!”- Marmaduke
36. ”Let’s see how you play with fire.”- Guy
37. ”You are no longer a dog, you are Marmaduke!”- Guy
38. ”Why is dad out shopping for a new car?”- Barbara
39. ”Mom, if Marmaduke wins can I get a pony?”- Barbara
40. ”Ladies and gentlemen, the dog you have all been waiting for, Zeus!”- Presenter
41. ”Come on up and take a close look at the future world champion!”- Zeus
42. ”That is the best looking dog I’ve ever seen!”- Barbara
43. ”No wonder he’s so shiny, he uses name-brand shampoo! I use soap, dish soap!”- Marmaduke
44. ”Come to buy some shampoo, fleabag? Or did you come just to see what a champion looks like up close?”- Zeus
45. ”The only thing you’re going to win is total humiliation for you and your family.”- Zeus
46. ”I hope this disguise works and no one recognizes me.”- Guy
47. ”Today you will show them all that you are a champion. Showtime!”- Guy
48. ”You have to believe you’re a winner, so start acting like one!”- Guy
49. ”I spent the whole day on that lousy stage.. taking pictures. I just lost it. Us show dogs have to stick together.”- Zeus
50. ”Now there’s a well-known secret about every single dog show… no one comes here for fancy ribbons… we come for the food!”- Zeus
51. ”A large meal before a competition is exactly what you need.”- Zeus
52. ”Did my legs shrink?”- Marmaduke
53. ”What happened to you? Did you swallow a good year limp.”- Guy
54. ”That’s me after taco Tuesday.”- Phil
55. ”It’s too far! I’m not gonna make it!”- Marmaduke
56. ”That was a disgrace! I’ve never seen anything more embarrassing in my whole life!”- Guy
57. ”Congratulations! You’ve discovered a new breed of dog. The not so Great Dane!”- Guy
58. ”Watch out! It’s El Stinko!”-Guy
59. ”Say something nice to your dog.”- Dottie
60. ”Oh Phil means well, but he’s not really good at the old pick me up speech.”- King Tut
61. ”Well, that’s a memory the dog show crowd will cherish for the rest of your lives.”- King Tut
62. ”I always thought dad would be the reason why I had no friends in school.”- Barbara
63. ”Our dogs a loser!”- Barbara
64. ”Some dogs are meant to be champions. Some dogs are meant to be, dogs.”- Dottie
65. ”They would be better off without me, I’m such a loser.”- Marmaduke
66. ”I knew I wasn’t in any danger, because you do whatever it takes to make sure the family is safe and sound.” King tut
67. ”Guy was right, there is a champion inside of you.”- King Tut
68. ”Believe in yourself.”- King Tut
69. ”It was unfair for me to think you had what it takes to be a champion.”- Guy
70. ”A champion makes the impossible possible.”- Guy
71. ”You’re the one who told the world you’d turn Marmaduke into a world champion.”- Billy
72. ”If there’s a failure in this story, it’s you!”- Billy
73. ”I liked what the boy said about me being a failure.”- Guy
74. ”Thank you for calling me a failure, you reminded me what I saw in your dog in the first place.”- Guy
75. ”Pack your bags because we’re going to the world dog championship!”- Guy
76. ”Yay! Marmaduke! You did it! I love you!”- Barbara
77. ”I have a favor to ask the president of the world dog championship!”- Guy
78. ”Oh, I hope dad buys a car like this!”- Marmaduke
79. ”Don’t be nervous buddy! It’s just a dog show!”- Phil
80. ”This humidity is not doing my coat any favors!”- Shantrelle
81. ”If we are true to ourselves, then we have already won.”- Zhi
82. ”So which of these managing mutts is fighting for second place?”- Zeus
83. ”Are we sure these are all dogs? I mean that one has two rear ends?”- Marmaduke
84. ”Wait don’t leave me, I’m not good in social situations!”- Marmaduke
85. ”It’s really good to see you.”- Guy
86. ”Juan, buddy, you call that a scarf?”- Zeus
87. ”Zhi, all the way from Shanghai, just to lose to me?”- Zeus
88. ”Choose your words wisely Mr. Zeus. They may be your downfall.”- Zhi
89. ”I don’t bite, unless you want me to.”- Shantrelle
90. ”I never expected to see you again after what happened at the last dog show.”- Zeus
91. ”Do you really want to go on the competition floor and embarrass yourself?”- Zeus
92. ”Topping my list is the return of the dog whisperer himself, guy!”- Award Presenter
93. ”Welcome back, dog aficionados!”- Tv Presenter
94. ”Now if I was a dog ladies and gentlemen, and my wife would say there’s no “if” about it.”- Tv presenter
95. ”Let’s see if Juan Pedro can resist the bacon taco for 30 seconds!”- Tv Presenter
96. ”The bacon is your enemy.”- Zhi
97. ”To beat the bacon, you have to become the bacon.”- Zhi
98. ”Oh. He’s definitely gonna cave!”- Barbara
99. ”You are the bacon!”- Marmaduke
100. ”And just like his namesake, Zeus crossed the finish line like a god!”- Tv presenter
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