In 2021, Marvel Studios began their Phase 4 plans with a variety of shows on Disney+. After the premiere of WandaVision and Falcon and the Winter Soldier, Loki soon followed the streaming train on Disney+.
The show follows the name holder character, Loki, after his brief cameo in Endgame, where he vanishes with the Tesseract. Loki then runs into trouble with the Time Variance Authority (TVA) and goes on the run from the TVA alongside different characters. The multiverse is also introduced, setting up the next few Marvel movies.
Here’s the scoop on the best Loki quotes!
Warning!! This article may contain spoilers!
1. “I am Loki of Asgard. And I am burdened with glorious purpose.” – Loki
2. “This is wild. The two of you, same person. I mean it’s a little unnatural. But, wow! Wild.” – He Who Remains

3. “Whoever this Variant is, we haven’t been able to find him. So let’s bring in an expert.” – Mobius
4. “That’s me.” – Loki

5. “What exactly makes a Loki a Loki?” – Sylvie
6. “Independence. Authority. Style” – Loki

7. “If you think I’m evil, well, just wait till you meet my variants.” – He Who Remains
8. “Only one person gets free will. The one in charge.” – Ravonna Renslayer

9. “One man’s void is another man’s piece of cake.” – Mobius
10. “That’s alligator for growling and saying ‘liar’ at the same time.” – Classic Loki

11. “How do I know that, in the final moments, you won’t betray me?” – Sylvie
12. “Well at least my nexus event wasn’t eating the wrong neighbor’s cat!” – Boastful Loki

13. “We have a saying in Asgard. ‘Where there are wolf’s ears, wolf’s teeth are near.” – Loki
14. “Loki, I’ve studied almost every moment of your entire life. You’ve literally stabbed people in the back like, 50 times.” – Mobius

15. “Variant L, aka Loki Laufeyson, is charged with sequence violation 7-20-89. How do you plead?” – Ravonna Renslayer
16. “Ma’am, a god doesn’t plead.”- Loki

17. “It’s funny, for someone born to rule, you sure do lose a lot. You might even say it’s in your nature.” – Mobius
18. “Do you think what makes a Loki a Loki is the fact we’re destined to lose?” – Sylvie

19. “No one good is ever truly good, and no one bad is ever truly bad.” – Loki
20. “This is The Void. That’s Alioth. And we’re his lunch. Come on!” – Classic Loki

21. “I’m as in the dark as you are.” – Ravonna Renslayer
22. “Poor Judge Renslayer. Your whole reality’s been destroyed. Tell me, how does it feel to be on the other side of it?” – Sylvie

23. “Tough. Got to keep moving so we don’t die.” – Classic Loki
24. “Don’t die isn’t a plan. It’s a general demand of living.” – Loki

25. “He Who Remains. She still calls me that? Creepy, right? But, I like it.” – He Who Remains
26. “Every moment those Variants are out there, we’re all in danger. Find them!” – Ravonna Renslayer

27. “Why is it the people you can’t trust are always saying ‘trust me’?” – Mobius
28. “You ridiculous bureaucrats will not dictate how my story ends!” – Loki

29. “I remember Asgard. Not much, but I remember. y home, my people, my life.” – Sylvie
30. “I’m sorry, madam. Didn’t exactly have time to scan the brochure.” – Loki

31. “Long ago, there was a vast multiversal war. Countess unique timelines battled each other for supremacy, nearly resulting in total destruction of, well, everything.” – Miss Minutes
32. “You are now moving at one sixteenth speed, but feeling all that pain real time.” – Hunter B-15

33. “By the way, I thought you wanted me dead.” – Loki
34. “I know you got some quip you’re dying to say” – Mobius

35. “This is it, isn’t it? This is where you dragged me after you stole my life. A fitting place, then, to take yours.” – Sylvie
36. “I want you to know who lied to me.” – Ravonna Renslayer

37. “Congratulations. Y’all had an awfully long journey to get here. He’s impressed.” – Miss Minutes
38. “We write our own destiny now.” – Loki

39. “Mission? The Time Keepers are fake. We’re all Variants. What mission?” – Mobius
40. “You can’t kill me because I already know what’s going to happen. See?” – He Who Remains

41. “By the way, I should have an equal amount of security. This is insulting!” – Loki
42. “You know, it occured to me that you’re not really the God of Mischief.” – Mobius

43. “Oh, here it comes. The folksy, dopey insult from the folksy dope.” – Loki
44. “Can you shut up? Just because I have to work with you doesn’t mean I want to hear your voice.” – Sylvie

45. “Pitiful. I’m not giving it to you. You’re going to have to try harder than that.” – Loki
46. “But, would you say, maybe, I’m your favorite?” – Mobius

47. “This Variant is insubordinate, stubborn, unpredictable. Sounds like someone else I know.” – Ravonna Renslayer
48. “I think it’s adorable that you think you could possibly manipulate me.” – Loki

49. “I want that salad.” – Mobius
50. “I was adopted. Is that a bit of a spoiler for you? Sorry about that.” – Loki

51. “So, on the subject of love, is there a lucky beau waiting for you at the end of this crusade?” – Loki
52. “Managed to maintain quite a serious long distance relationship with a postman whilst running across time from one apocalypse to another.” – Sylvie

53. “Looks like your favorite Loki betrayed you.” – Hunter D-90
54. “Somebody just bombed the sacred timeline.” – Analyst

55. “Candy. Do you have candy on Asgard?” – Mobius
56. “Yeah. Grapes, nuts.” – Loki

57. “No wonder you’re so bitter.” – Mobius
58. “Look, I know you have a soft spot for broken things.” – Ravonna Renslayer

59. “Do I get a weapon?” – Loki
60. “No.” – Mobius

61. “And if you see Loki, prune it.” – Hunter B-15
62. “The bad Loki, preferably.” – Loki

63. “Why? Because you’re a magician?” – Sylvie
64. “Brute force is no substitute for diplomacy and guile.” – Loki

65. “And I’m glad they’re on our side. But if they want me to find Loki, and the Variant, I need access to Hunter C-20.” – Mobius
66. “The TVA is lying to you.” – Loki

67. “How about you? You’re a prince. Must’ve been would-be princesses, or perhaps another prince.” – Sylvie
68. “What? There are doors on both sides.” – Loki

69. “There’s not much I can do if it doesn’t work out.” – Ravonna Renslayer
70. “I’m not taking you for a stroll along the promenade, much less than an apocalypse.” – Mobius

71. “So, just like that, you’re turning on the very thing you devoted your life to.” – Classic Loki
72. “Hey, hey! Absolutely not! This is fine Asgardian leather!” – Loki

73. “I’ll show you where my desk is. You can start there.” – Mobius
74. “Why aren’t we seeing this the same way?” – Sylvie

75. “I mean, the TVA arrested a lot of Lokis, but no, I don’t remember an alligator. I mean, whos to say he’s even a Loki variant?” – Mobius
76. “So, in fact, in a way, you and I, here at the TVA, we’re the only ones who are actually free.” – Loki

77. “It’s a hurricane sale. Azaleas are half off.” – Shopper
78. “Enchantment is a clever trick.” – Loki

79. “Chaotic alterations of a predetermined outcome.” – Mobius
80. “I don’t need sympathy.” – Loki

81. “Your salad is Asgard in this scenario.” – Loki
82. “No. It’s not Asgard, that’s my lunch.” – Mobius

83. “It’s the Tesseract. Be very careful with it.” – Loki
84. “It sounds dumb.” – Casey

85. “You’re probably saying, ‘This is a mistake. I shouldn’t even be here.'” – Miss Minutes
86. “What they did was supposed to happen. You escaping was not.” – Ravonna Renslayer

87. “I’m going to burn this place to the ground.” – Loki
88. “I specialize in the pursuit of dangerous Variants.” – Mobius

89. “Your games don’t frighten me.” – Loki
90. “Death Casey. Violent, painful death.” – Loki

91. “Existence is chaos. Nothing makes any sense, so we try to make some sense of it.” – Mobius
92. “What happens when a nexus event branches past red line?” – Miss Minutes

93. “Can you hear me? Are you a recording? Or are you alive?” – Loki
94. “Uh, sort of both” – Miss Minutes

95. “I’ve been playing my own game all along.” – Loki
96. “You really do love to hear yourself talk.” – Sylvie

97. “I would never treat me like this.” – Loki
98. “Oh, you changed your name. Brilliant.” – Loki

99. “Plans have multiple steps. Dressing as a guard, nd getting on a train, is just doing a thing.” – Sylvie
100. “Well, it’s not very Loki-like.” – Loki

Loki was a hit with Marvel fans all around the world. Not even a year after the premiere, Loki has already been renewed for a second season! We don’t know which characters will be returning just yet, but most fans are hoping to see Alligator Loki make another appearance.
Marvel’s spin-off shows have been a successful step for the company. After an ending of Phase 3 like Endgame was, fans were worried about where Marvel would go from here. Needless to say, they have not been disappointed!
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