100 Best Quotes from Marvel Studios’ Spider-Man: No Way Home

Everyone’s favorite high school superhero Peter Parker is back for another installment of the Spider-Man movies. Spider-Man has captured hearts all over the world with his boyish charm and awkwardness as he goes through his teenage years.

No Way Home starts right where Far from Home left off, the world finding out who exactly is Spider-Man. Peter Parker now has to struggle with his newfound stardom being followed everywhere he goes. On top of that, most people see him more as a criminal than a hero.

Parker seeks out Dr. Strange to reverse the memories of everyone in order to forget his identity, but when that goes awry, chaos breaks loose. Enemies of the different Spider-Man from different universes began to appear throughout New York and it is Parker’s job to capture them.

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Here’s the scoop on the best Spider-Man: No Way Home quotes!

Warning! This article may contain Spider-Man: No Way Home spoilers!

1. “Zip it! I’ve been dangling over the Grand Canyon for twelve hours!” – Doctor Strange

2. “Some suggest that Parker’s powers include the male spider’s ability to hypnotize females.” – MJ

3. “Cast a new spell, only this time, make everyone forget who Peter Parker is. Make everyone forget… me.” – Peter Parker

4. “Right, yeah. That sounds like a hassle, yeah. But I did, actually. You said that I was like, “Oh, I had a web block.” -SpiderMan

5. “You two, no one said stop shoveling.” – Wong

6. “When you try to fix people, there are always consequences” – The Lizard

7. “This is why I don’t have kids!” – Doctor Strange

8. “Thank you Mister Cape, Sir.” – Ned

9. “Leave it alone. The sooner you guys get through this, the sooner we go home.” – Flint Marko

10. “The Mirror Dimension. Where I’m in control.” – Doctor Strange

11. “Look around you. This is what we do. We help people.” – Aunt May

12. “This is what’s best… for them. Trust me.” – Peter Paker

13. “Dr. Curt Connors. He was a scientist at Oscorp when I worked there. A brilliant scientist. Until he turned himself into a lizard. Then he tried to turn the whole city into lizards. It was crazy.” – Max Dillion

14. “The dinosaur can talk.” – Ned

15. “Lizard.” – MJ

16. “Norman Osborn. Brilliant scientist. Military research. But he was greedy, misguided.” – Otto Octavius

17. “So MJ’s gonna forget about everything we’ve ever been through.” – Peter Parker

18. “Yes I was, yes I was. You didn’t see me.” – Max Dillion

19. “When I complete the proper ritual, it’ll reverse the spell and send these guys back.” -Doctor Strange

20. “And then what? We perish?” – Otto Octavius

21. “That’s right. He did. Because he forgot I now have higher duties.” – Wong

22. “Wait a minute. Is that an Archimedean spiral? The Mirror Dimension is just geometry? You’re great at geometry! You can do geometry!” – Peter Parker

23. “Existential crisis stuff.” – SpiderMan

24. “Happy!” – Peter Parker

25. “Like, the universe? Or the woods? I hate the woods.” – Max Dillion

26. “It wasn’t crazy, Max. It was the next step in human evolution.” – The Lizard

27. “Hello, Peter.” – Otto Octavius

28. “When Mysterio revealed my identity… My entire life got screwed up, and… I was wondering, I mean, I don’t even know if this would actually work, but I was wondering if… Maybe you could go back in time and make it so that he never did?” – Peter Parker

29. “Please. We saved half the universe together. I think we’re beyond calling me sir.” – Doctor Strange

30. “Okay, uhh… Stephen.” – Peter Parker

31. “I’m a really good lawyer.” – Matt Murdock

32. “Oh, my back. It’s kinda stiff from all the swinging I guess.” – Peter Parker

33. “I’ve watched you from deep behind Norman’s cowardly eyes, struggling to have everything you want while the world tries to make you choose. Gods don’t have to choose. We take.” – Green Goblin

34. “Uncle Ben said it. The day he died. Maybe she didn’t die for nothing, Peter.” – Peter Parker

35. “You think your fancy new suit’s gonna save you?” – Otto Octavius

36. “You know, I’m something of a scientist myself.” – Norman Osborn

37. “Is that a dinosaur?” – Ned

38. “The problem is you trying to live two different lives. The longer you do it, the more dangerous it becomes!” – Doctor Strange

39. “She was there… because of you. I may have struck the blow, but you… You are the one that killed her.” – Green Goblin

40. “You’re flying out into the darkness to fight ghosts.” – Otto Octavius

41. “Flint! We can help everyone!” – Peter Parker

42. “I don’t care!” – Flint Marko

43. “Look who showed up. My old friend Spider-Man.” – Electro

44. “Oh the record, I never wanted to lie to you. But how can you tell someone that you’re Spider-Man?” – Peter Parker

45. “You’re not Peter Parker.” – Otto Octavius

46. “Hey Max, I missed you man.” – Peter Parker

47. “Can the Spider-Man come out to play?” – Green Goblin

48. “They all die fighting Spider-Man. It’s their fate. I’m sorry, kid.” – Doctor Strange

49. “I was whoopin’ Spider-Man’s ass, he’ll tell you! And then, he caused an overload. And I was stuck in the grid, absorbing data. I was about to turn into pure energy, and then… oh shit. I was about to die.” – Max Dillon

50. “Did you not hear me say don’t lose him? I want incriminating footage of Spider-Man! I already called Damage Control, they’re on their way.” – J. Jonah Jameson

51. “So long, kid.” – Doctor Strange

52. “No, no, no! He’s not teasing you. It’s just that… we can’t do that, so naturally we’re curious as to how your web situation works. That’s all.” – Peter Parker

53. “Hey, Strange! You know what’s cooler than magic? Math!” – Peter Parker

54. “Nah, no thanks. I’ll pass on that.” – Max Dillon

55. “I told you there’d be consequences!” – The Lizard

56. “There’s a… disturbance near a military research facility outside of the city, and witnesses say that they saw a monster flying through the air.” – Ned

57. “We tire, of your questions, boy!” – Otto Octavius

58. “Speaking of which, what happened to you? Last I recall, you had bad teeth, glasses, and a comb-over. Did you get a makeover? You know I can give you a real makeover.” – The Lizard

59. “Because Norman Osborn died years ago. So either we saw someone else, or you’re flying out in the darkness to fight a ghost.” – Otto Octavius

60. “A wizard’s dungeon.” – MJ

61. “Wizard’s… wizard’s dungeon?” – Max Dillon

62. “There’s no real way to sugarcoat that. It’s literally the dungeon of a wizard.” – MJ

63. “Are you Spiderman’s girlfriend?” – Bystander

64. “I saw Spider-Man in an ad for this place. And I thought he could help me. But you’re not him.” – Norman Osborn

65. “Who? Who’s in control?” – Aunt May

66. “May, their chance of getting help is way better back where they came from. Sending them home, that’s the best thing we can do for them.” – Peter Parker

67. “Hiding in the shadows. Hiding from who you truly are.” – Green Goblin

68. “You may have dodged your legal troubles but things will get much worse. There’s still the court of public opinion.” – Matt Murdock

69. “I generally don’t go around advertising it. Kind of defeats the whole anonymous superhero thing.” – Peter Parker

70. “Well, I do. I have been in a team, okay? Look I don’t wanna brag, but I will. I was in the Avengers.” – Peter Parker

71. “What is that?” – Peter Parker

72. “Is that a band? Are you in a band?” – Spider-Man

73. “Poor Peter… too weak to send me home to die.” – Green Goblin

74. “Fix? You mean like a dog? I refuse.” – Max Dillon

75. “I can’t promise you guys anything but at least this way you actually get to go home and have a chance, a second chance.” – Peter Parker

76. “I should had killed your little girlfriend when I had the chance.” – Otto Octavius

77. “Too weak to take it!” – Green Goblin

78. “Oh, it’s good to see you, dear boy.” – Otto Octavius

79. “Trying to do better.” – Peter Parker

80. “Norman’s on sabbatical, honey!” – Green Goblin

81. “She told me that with great power…” – Peter Parker

82. “Comes great responsibility.” – Spider-Man

83. “Looks like we’ve got competition.” – Otto Octavius

84. “You have a gift. You have power. And with great power, there must also come great responsibility.” – Aunt May

85. “Here’s your web cartridges.” – Ned

86. “It’s my web fluid. It’s for my web shooters. Why?” – Peter Parker

87. “That some neat trick, that sense of yours.” – Green Goblin

88. “Norman, no…” – Otto Octavius

89. “May, run!” – Peter Parker

90. “There’s gotta be a black Spider-Man somewhere out there.” – Max Dillon

91. “You know, Max was like the sweetest guy ever before he fell into a pool of electric eels.” – Peter Parker

92. “That’ll do it.” – Spider-Man

93. “That feels weird, but I’ll allow it.” – Doctor Strange

94. “You went to the Grand Canyon?” – Peter Parker

95. “Yes, my spider lord.” – MJ

96. “You can take the guy out of the chair, but you can’t take the chair out of the guy.” – Ned

97. “I’m Peter but I’m not your Peter.” – Peter Parker

98. “What have I done?” – Norman Osborn

99. “Freshwater or salt? You know, because you’re an octopus.” – Aunt May

100. “You know MAGIC, but I know MATHEMATICS!” – Peter Parker

Marvel fans everywhere have raved about No Way Home, claiming it to be one of the best Spider-Man movies of all time. Bringing back the two original Spider-Man’s makes it a movie for everyone, no matter your age!

But now that no one knows who Peter Parker is, what’s next? We don’t know the next time we’ll see Spider-Man, but hopefully, it’s soon.

What’s your favorite Spider-Man: No Way Home quote? Comment below!

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