Everyone’s favorite high school superhero Peter Parker is back for another installment of the Spider-Man movies. Spider-Man has captured hearts all over the world with his boyish charm and awkwardness as he goes through his teenage years.
No Way Home starts right where Far from Home left off, the world finding out who exactly is Spider-Man. Peter Parker now has to struggle with his newfound stardom being followed everywhere he goes. On top of that, most people see him more as a criminal than a hero.
Parker seeks out Dr. Strange to reverse the memories of everyone in order to forget his identity, but when that goes awry, chaos breaks loose. Enemies of the different Spider-Man from different universes began to appear throughout New York and it is Parker’s job to capture them.
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Here’s the scoop on the best Spider-Man: No Way Home quotes!
Warning! This article may contain Spider-Man: No Way Home spoilers!
1. “Zip it! I’ve been dangling over the Grand Canyon for twelve hours!” – Doctor Strange
2. “Some suggest that Parker’s powers include the male spider’s ability to hypnotize females.” – MJ
3. “Cast a new spell, only this time, make everyone forget who Peter Parker is. Make everyone forget… me.” – Peter Parker
4. “Right, yeah. That sounds like a hassle, yeah. But I did, actually. You said that I was like, “Oh, I had a web block.” -SpiderMan
5. “You two, no one said stop shoveling.” – Wong
6. “When you try to fix people, there are always consequences” – The Lizard
7. “This is why I don’t have kids!” – Doctor Strange
8. “Thank you Mister Cape, Sir.” – Ned
9. “Leave it alone. The sooner you guys get through this, the sooner we go home.” – Flint Marko
10. “The Mirror Dimension. Where I’m in control.” – Doctor Strange
11. “Look around you. This is what we do. We help people.” – Aunt May
12. “This is what’s best… for them. Trust me.” – Peter Paker
13. “Dr. Curt Connors. He was a scientist at Oscorp when I worked there. A brilliant scientist. Until he turned himself into a lizard. Then he tried to turn the whole city into lizards. It was crazy.” – Max Dillion
14. “The dinosaur can talk.” – Ned
15. “Lizard.” – MJ
16. “Norman Osborn. Brilliant scientist. Military research. But he was greedy, misguided.” – Otto Octavius
17. “So MJ’s gonna forget about everything we’ve ever been through.” – Peter Parker
18. “Yes I was, yes I was. You didn’t see me.” – Max Dillion
19. “When I complete the proper ritual, it’ll reverse the spell and send these guys back.” -Doctor Strange
20. “And then what? We perish?” – Otto Octavius
21. “That’s right. He did. Because he forgot I now have higher duties.” – Wong
22. “Wait a minute. Is that an Archimedean spiral? The Mirror Dimension is just geometry? You’re great at geometry! You can do geometry!” – Peter Parker
23. “Existential crisis stuff.” – SpiderMan
24. “Happy!” – Peter Parker
25. “Like, the universe? Or the woods? I hate the woods.” – Max Dillion
26. “It wasn’t crazy, Max. It was the next step in human evolution.” – The Lizard
27. “Hello, Peter.” – Otto Octavius
28. “When Mysterio revealed my identity… My entire life got screwed up, and… I was wondering, I mean, I don’t even know if this would actually work, but I was wondering if… Maybe you could go back in time and make it so that he never did?” – Peter Parker
29. “Please. We saved half the universe together. I think we’re beyond calling me sir.” – Doctor Strange
30. “Okay, uhh… Stephen.” – Peter Parker
31. “I’m a really good lawyer.” – Matt Murdock
32. “Oh, my back. It’s kinda stiff from all the swinging I guess.” – Peter Parker
33. “I’ve watched you from deep behind Norman’s cowardly eyes, struggling to have everything you want while the world tries to make you choose. Gods don’t have to choose. We take.” – Green Goblin
34. “Uncle Ben said it. The day he died. Maybe she didn’t die for nothing, Peter.” – Peter Parker
35. “You think your fancy new suit’s gonna save you?” – Otto Octavius
36. “You know, I’m something of a scientist myself.” – Norman Osborn
37. “Is that a dinosaur?” – Ned
38. “The problem is you trying to live two different lives. The longer you do it, the more dangerous it becomes!” – Doctor Strange
39. “She was there… because of you. I may have struck the blow, but you… You are the one that killed her.” – Green Goblin
40. “You’re flying out into the darkness to fight ghosts.” – Otto Octavius
41. “Flint! We can help everyone!” – Peter Parker
42. “I don’t care!” – Flint Marko
43. “Look who showed up. My old friend Spider-Man.” – Electro
44. “Oh the record, I never wanted to lie to you. But how can you tell someone that you’re Spider-Man?” – Peter Parker
45. “You’re not Peter Parker.” – Otto Octavius
46. “Hey Max, I missed you man.” – Peter Parker
47. “Can the Spider-Man come out to play?” – Green Goblin
48. “They all die fighting Spider-Man. It’s their fate. I’m sorry, kid.” – Doctor Strange
49. “I was whoopin’ Spider-Man’s ass, he’ll tell you! And then, he caused an overload. And I was stuck in the grid, absorbing data. I was about to turn into pure energy, and then… oh shit. I was about to die.” – Max Dillon
50. “Did you not hear me say don’t lose him? I want incriminating footage of Spider-Man! I already called Damage Control, they’re on their way.” – J. Jonah Jameson
51. “So long, kid.” – Doctor Strange
52. “No, no, no! He’s not teasing you. It’s just that… we can’t do that, so naturally we’re curious as to how your web situation works. That’s all.” – Peter Parker
53. “Hey, Strange! You know what’s cooler than magic? Math!” – Peter Parker
54. “Nah, no thanks. I’ll pass on that.” – Max Dillon
55. “I told you there’d be consequences!” – The Lizard
56. “There’s a… disturbance near a military research facility outside of the city, and witnesses say that they saw a monster flying through the air.” – Ned
57. “We tire, of your questions, boy!” – Otto Octavius
58. “Speaking of which, what happened to you? Last I recall, you had bad teeth, glasses, and a comb-over. Did you get a makeover? You know I can give you a real makeover.” – The Lizard
59. “Because Norman Osborn died years ago. So either we saw someone else, or you’re flying out in the darkness to fight a ghost.” – Otto Octavius
60. “A wizard’s dungeon.” – MJ
61. “Wizard’s… wizard’s dungeon?” – Max Dillon
62. “There’s no real way to sugarcoat that. It’s literally the dungeon of a wizard.” – MJ
63. “Are you Spiderman’s girlfriend?” – Bystander
64. “I saw Spider-Man in an ad for this place. And I thought he could help me. But you’re not him.” – Norman Osborn
65. “Who? Who’s in control?” – Aunt May
66. “May, their chance of getting help is way better back where they came from. Sending them home, that’s the best thing we can do for them.” – Peter Parker
67. “Hiding in the shadows. Hiding from who you truly are.” – Green Goblin
68. “You may have dodged your legal troubles but things will get much worse. There’s still the court of public opinion.” – Matt Murdock
69. “I generally don’t go around advertising it. Kind of defeats the whole anonymous superhero thing.” – Peter Parker
70. “Well, I do. I have been in a team, okay? Look I don’t wanna brag, but I will. I was in the Avengers.” – Peter Parker
71. “What is that?” – Peter Parker
72. “Is that a band? Are you in a band?” – Spider-Man
73. “Poor Peter… too weak to send me home to die.” – Green Goblin
74. “Fix? You mean like a dog? I refuse.” – Max Dillon
75. “I can’t promise you guys anything but at least this way you actually get to go home and have a chance, a second chance.” – Peter Parker
76. “I should had killed your little girlfriend when I had the chance.” – Otto Octavius
77. “Too weak to take it!” – Green Goblin
78. “Oh, it’s good to see you, dear boy.” – Otto Octavius
79. “Trying to do better.” – Peter Parker
80. “Norman’s on sabbatical, honey!” – Green Goblin
81. “She told me that with great power…” – Peter Parker
82. “Comes great responsibility.” – Spider-Man
83. “Looks like we’ve got competition.” – Otto Octavius
84. “You have a gift. You have power. And with great power, there must also come great responsibility.” – Aunt May
85. “Here’s your web cartridges.” – Ned
86. “It’s my web fluid. It’s for my web shooters. Why?” – Peter Parker
87. “That some neat trick, that sense of yours.” – Green Goblin
88. “Norman, no…” – Otto Octavius
89. “May, run!” – Peter Parker
90. “There’s gotta be a black Spider-Man somewhere out there.” – Max Dillon
91. “You know, Max was like the sweetest guy ever before he fell into a pool of electric eels.” – Peter Parker
92. “That’ll do it.” – Spider-Man
93. “That feels weird, but I’ll allow it.” – Doctor Strange
94. “You went to the Grand Canyon?” – Peter Parker
95. “Yes, my spider lord.” – MJ
96. “You can take the guy out of the chair, but you can’t take the chair out of the guy.” – Ned
97. “I’m Peter but I’m not your Peter.” – Peter Parker
98. “What have I done?” – Norman Osborn
99. “Freshwater or salt? You know, because you’re an octopus.” – Aunt May
100. “You know MAGIC, but I know MATHEMATICS!” – Peter Parker
Marvel fans everywhere have raved about No Way Home, claiming it to be one of the best Spider-Man movies of all time. Bringing back the two original Spider-Man’s makes it a movie for everyone, no matter your age!
But now that no one knows who Peter Parker is, what’s next? We don’t know the next time we’ll see Spider-Man, but hopefully, it’s soon.
What’s your favorite Spider-Man: No Way Home quote? Comment below!
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