Known to fans as one of the best Thor movies of all time, Thor: Ragnarok is a Marvel masterpiece!
The movie is the third movie for our God of Thunder and follows his adventures after being banished from Asgard. Throughout the movie, Thor, with the help of the Hulk, Loki and Valkyrie, tries to return to Asgard to fight his long lost sister Hela.
Hela is introduced after his father Odin dies and releases her upon his death. She is known as the Goddess of Death and reveals a more dark side to Odin before Thor's birth.
The foursome then makes the journey back to Asgard to fully defeat Hela and take back Asgard. While doing this, the event known as Ragnarok comes full circle and destroys the planet entirely.
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1. "Thor, son of Odin." - Surtur
2. "Hang on! Hang on. I'll be... back around shortly, you know, I really feel like we were connecting there. Now... okay, so, Ragnarök, tell me about that. Walk me through it." - Thor
3. "I still hate it. It's humiliating." - Loki
4. "Last time we saw you, you were trying to kill everyone. What are you up to these days?" - Bruce Banner
5. "It varies from moment to moment." - Loki
6. "Are you Thor, the god of hammers?" - Odin
7. "But Hulk like real fire. Like... raging fire. Thor like smouldering fire." - Hulk
8. "Yeah, it's called the... uh... Revengers!" - Thor
9. "I was just talking to him just a couple minutes ago and he was totally ready to kill any of us." - Bruce Banner
10. "He did try to kill me." - Valkyrie
11. "I had to tell you. He did not want to be disturbed. Your father. He had chosen to remain in exile. And you don't have a phone." - Doctor Strange
12. "A creepy old man cut my hair off!" - Thor
13. "Hulk, no! Just for once in your life, don't smash!" - Thor
14. "But big monster!" - Hulk
15. "I'm not doing 'get help'." - Loki
16. "It sounds like you had a pretty special and intimate relationship with this hammer and that losing it was almost comparable to losing a loved one." - Korg
17. "I don't hang with the Avengers anymore. It all got too corporate." - Thor
18. "YOU sound like him." - Hela
19. "Asgard is not a place, it's a people. And its people need your help." - Odin
20. "You cannot stop Ragnarok. Why fight it?" - Surtur
21. "Because that's what heroes do!" - Thor
22. "Hey Sparkles, here's the deal: you want to get back to ass-place, ass-berg..." - Grandmaster
23. "Even with two eyes, you only see half of the picture." - Odin
24. "You just couldn't stay away, could you? Everything was fine without you. Asgard was prospering. You ruined everything! Ask them!" - Loki
25. "Tell me about yourself, Skurge." - Hela
26. "I just want a chance to prove myself." - Skurge
27. "I'm not as strong as you." - Thor
28. "No... you're stronger." - Odin
29. "Darling, you have no idea what's possible." - Hela
30. "Whenever we get to talk to Topaz about Scrapper-142, what do I always say? She is, and it starts with a B." - Grandmaster
31. "Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Korg. I'm kind of like the leader in here. I'm made of rocks, as you can see, but don't let that intimidate you." - Korg
32."Hey, let's do 'Get Help'." - Thor
33. "I have been falling... for 30 minutes!" - Loki
34. "Hey, big guy. Sun's getting real low. I don't want to hurt you anymore." - Thor
35. "Piss off, ghost!" - Korg
36. "Damn you, Stark. Point Break." - Thor
37. "How was I supposed to know? I can't see into the future, I'm not a witch!" - Loki
38. "Well, you're dressed like one." - Thor
39. "He did try to kill me." - Valkyrie
40. "Hey, Doug. Could you come over here? Oh, yeah, I forgot, Doug's dead." - Korg
41. "I just hit her with the biggest lightning blast in the history of lightning. It did nothing." - Thor
42. "Odin is not on Asgard. And your absence has left the throne defenseless." - Surtur
43. "You're just using me to get to the Hulk. That's low. You're not my friend." - Bruce Banner
44. "Perhaps you're not so bad after all, brother." - Thor
45. "Asgard is dead!" - Hela
46. "Time works real different around these parts. On any other world I would be millions of years old but here on Sakaar..." - Grandmaster
47. "My dear friend, if you were to give me twelve hours I could bring them both back to you." - Loki
48. "I can do it in two." - Valkyrie
49. "I don't know your game, but you can not stop me!" - Hela
50. "No, but he can." - Thor
51. "We have to stop her here and now, and prevent Ragnarok, the end of everything! So I'm putting together a team." - Thor
52. "Like the old days." - Loki
53. "Any contender who defeats my champion, their freedom they shall win." - Grandmaster
54. "Fine. Then point me in the direction of whoever's ass I have to kick!" - Thor
55. "There aren't any! It's a leisure vessel." - Valkyrie
56. "None of them for flying alien spaceships!" - Bruce Banner
57. "Now don't you move. My hands ain't as steady as they used to be!" - Barber
58. "Please, kind sir, do not cut my hair. NO! NOOO!" - Thor
59. "I've spent years, in a haze, trying to forget my past. Sakaar seemed like the best place to drink, and to forget... and to die, one day." - Valkryie
60. "Kneel." - Hela
61. "Asgard's not a place, it's a people. This was never about stopping Ragnarok... it was about causing Ragnarok." - Thor
62. "Bold move, brother. Even for me." - Loki
63. "Where to?" - Heimdall
64. "Oh, Miek's dead." - Korg
65. "Yes, of course. People on earth love me, I'm very popular." - Thor
66. "Let me rephrase that: Do you think it's a good idea to bring ME back to earth?" - Loki
67. "My father is dead. As are the princes. You're welcome. We were once the seat of absolute power in the cosmos. Our supremacy was unchallenged." - Hela
68. "Don't know. But the Arena's mainframe for the Obedience Disks have been deactivated and the slaves have armed themselves." - Topaz
69. "No. Why would I not like "mainframe?" No, the "S" word!" - Grandmaster
70. "The lord of thunder sends his regards!" - Valkyrie
71. "Look at that. Remember this place... home." - Odin
72. "Handle me? Who are you? You think you're some kind of sorcerer? Don't think for one minute, you second-rate..." - Loki
73. "Banner! Hey, Banner!" - Thor
74. "No Banner, only Hulk!" - Hulk
75. "Hey, man. We're just about to jump on that ginormous spaceship. Wanna come?" - Korg
76. "You do seem like you're in desperate need of leadership." - Loki
77. "I'm not a queen, or a monster... I'm the goddess of death! What were you the god of, again?" - Hela
78. "With the Eternal Flame, you are reborn!" - Loki
79. "This place is perfect for you. It's savage, chaotic, lawless. Brother, you're going to do GREAT here." - Thor
80. "You've gone quite mad, you... You'll be executed for this!" - Odin
81. "You don't need to be afraid, unless you're made of scissors! Just a little Rock, Paper, Scissors joke for you." - Korg
82. "It hurts, doesn't it? Being lied to. Being told you're one thing and then learning it's all a fiction." - Loki
83. "The ground! It would pull me off the ground, into the air and I would fly." - Thor
84. "You have made a grave mistake, Odinson." - Surtur
85. "I make grave mistakes all the time. Everything seems to work out..." - Thor
86. "You saved us from extinction. Asgard is not a place, it's a people." - Heimdall
87. "Yeah, I accidentally stomped on him on the bridge. I still felt so guilty I've been carrying him around all day." - Korg
88. "I'm particularly fond of these. I pulled 'em out of a place on Midgard called Texas. I even named them. Des and Troy. You see, when you put them together... they destroy." - Skurg
89. "Another day, another Doug." - Korg
90. "I couldn't find the key." - Thor
91. "But, uh, the Grandmaster has a great many ships. I may even have stolen the access codes to his security system." - Loki
92. "What have you brought today? Tell me." - Grandmaster
93. "A contender." - Valkyrie
94. "Oh, I've missed this! Still, it's a shame. Good soldiers dying for nothing all because they couldn't see the future. Oh, look. Still alive." - Hela
95. "I don't answer to you, lackey." - Valkyrie
96. "It's Loki! And you will answer to the Grandmaster!" - Loki
97. "I - am - the God of Thunder!" - Thor
98. "I didn't hear any thunder, but out of your fingers - was that sparkles?" - Grandmaster
99. "Oh, yuck! There's still someone's hair and blood all over this. Guys, can you clean up the weapons once you finish your fight? Disgusting slobs." - Korg
100. "Earth hates Hulk." - Hulk
Thor: Ragnarok is a more playful side of Marvel movies and is a fan favorite everywhere. The relationship between Loki and Thor has skyrocketed their popularity. For a lot of fans, it was the first Marvel movie that got them hooked to the franchise.
In July of 2022, Thor: Love and Thunder will be released showing fans where our favorite God of Thunder is after Avengers: Endgame and what his plans for the future are.
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