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100 Best Quotes From “Metal Lords”

If you’ve ever seen films such as School of Rock or The Breakfast Club, this classic rock dramedy will be sure to have you intrigued. Metal Lords explores the classic tale of two social rejects longing to fit in with their school and create a name for themselves, which they do through the use of a song.

Kevin and Hunter are two best friends who join together to start a rock band in hopes to become the next best thing. What evolves from there is rejections, lies, young love, bullying and so much more.

Here’s the scoop on quotes from Metal Lords!

1. “Yeah I have a band. Me and my friend over here. A real band. A serious band. Not like you f***tards.”- Hunter

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Metal Lords (Netflix)

2. “Not letting us play just because we’re a post-death metal band would be a complete violation of our first amendment rights.”- Hunter

3. “I don’t know, dad. Why don’t you ask one of your real housewives while you’re shoving water balloons into their tits?”- Hunter

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Metal Lords (Netflix)

4. “Drive. If he gets close enough, you’re just as f***ed as I am. You slow down, you die, that’s metal.”- Hunter

5. “I kind of look like Jason Newsted from Metallica, the bass player.”- Hunter

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Metal Lords (Netflix)

6. “It doesn’t feel like a good time to tell Hunter that I don’t want to be in a band that sounds like people being tortured. But I think it’s time for him to seriously consider the only good option we have.”- Kevin

7. “No, it’s a great option. It’s time to speak truth into power.”- Hunter

Hunter
Metal Lords (Netflix)

8. “It feels good to not want to throw stuff and yell at people. You’re my happy pill.”- Emily

9. “You’re lucky to have this guy man.”- Clay

10. “You said it yourself, he’s a massive dick!”- Emily

11. “I feel like this is his way of begging me to come back to the band. He doesn’t belong in there.” – Kevin

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Metal Lords (Netflix)

10. “You found someone who loves you. Do you love her back?”- Rob

11. “It’s because people treat you like you’re invisible. Like you’re not even there; like you’re nothing. But you’re more than that: you’re not nothing. You’re something. You’re somebody.”- Hunter

12. “You’re not anybody’s fault. You’re not a fault. There may be something wrong with you, but you’re perfect.”- Kevin

13. “Why am I like this? Everybody else didn’t make me like this. Hunter didn’t make me like this. My parents love me. They try as hard as they can. No, not their fault.”- Emily

Emily
Metal Lords (Netflix)

14. “You need me a lot more than I need you. Without me, all of your dumb fantasies disappear. But without you, I might actually live a real life.”- Kevin

15. “You’re afraid of everybody, and instead of showing it like I do, you treat everybody like sh*t, and you make them hate you. Great. They leave you alone, they leave me alone. Both of us are alone. Mission accomplished.”- Kevin

16. “The people on the mayflower would’ve been metal if it weren’t for all the Jesus crap.”- Hunter

17. “I’m founding member of Skullf***er, and I say no Yoko’s.”- Hunter

Hunter putting on makeup
Metal Lords (Netflix)

18. “look, you’ve got to understand something, Kevin. we don’t fit in. You can try as hard as you want. You can get yourself a girlfriend, or whatever, but you’re still not going to fit in.”- Hunter

19. “I can imagine something being more important than band practice. Actually, I can’t. But I definitely can’t see how nothing could be more important, Kevin.”- Hunter

20. “Are we talking gayness or heavy metal, or virginity?”- Emily

Emily
METAL LORDS (2022) Isis Hainsworth as Emily. Cr: Scott Patrick Green/NETFLIX

21. “What kind of girlie name is Malmsteen of Gorgoroth?”- Dr. Sylvester

22. “I understand dungeons and dragons even less than metal, but it’s a chance for us to hang out with new people, especially ones who play the bass.”- Kevin

Kevin
Metal Lords (Netflix)

23. “Until he remembers mercy is for the weak.”- Hunter

24. “You just remember that those implants are what paid for your guitar, your incel action figures, and all your dumbass Satan worship t-shirts!”- Dr. Sylvester

25. “We can never trust a guy like that?”- Hunter

Clay
METAL LORDS (2022) Noah Urrea as Clay. Cr: Scott Patrick Green/NETFLIX

26. “A cello playing girl is so non-metal that even thinking about it is evaporating my balls.”- Hunter

27. “A lot of the time Hunter I don’t know what you’re talking about.”- Kevin

28. “Truth to power, bitch! Drive!”- Hunter

Hunter
Metal Lords (Netflix)

29. “This is your history now. Learn it. Live it. Do lines of it in the bathroom.”- Hunter

30. “Maybe Hunter will change his mind about her when I tell him how much she shreds.”- Kevin

31. “They defaced your hair!”- Kevin

Kevin
Metal Lords (Netflix)

32. “We don’t need a bass player to beat those stooges.”- Hunter

33. “You’re not consistent with the image we’re trying to project!”- Hunter

34. “You are, right?”- Emily

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Metal Lords (Netflix)

35. “Gay? I don’t think so. I guess there’s sort of a spectrum.”- Kevin

36. “Gay, our band is called skullf***er. You named it that to impress girls? We’re going to die virgins in a band called Skullf***er.”- Kevin

37. “Kevin, we are a metal band. We are not an indie band. We are not an alt-metal band. We are not a sort of metal band. And for us to have a cello player instead of a bass player would be completely gay.”- Hunter

38. “There hasn’t been a battle of the band since Dave Migdall hung brain on stage.” -Hunter

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METAL LORDS (2022) Adrian Greensmith as Hunter and Jaeden Martell as Kevin. Cr: Scott Patrick Green/NETFLIX

39. “Your first amendment rights as a minor are unclear, but I agree it would be wrong to exclude you.” – Dean Swanson

40. “Things are going to happen for us. Someday, all these people are going to be like, “Holy sh*t! Kevin Schlieb and Hunter Sylvester? I went to high school with those guys. I could’ve even hung out with them maybe.” But it’s going to be too late because we’re going to be busy hanging out with the guys from Iron Maiden.”- Hunter

Emily, Hunter, and Kevin
Metal Lords (Netflix)

41. “What are you talking about? This is like three chords, and they still can’t get it right. They suck. Look at the drummer. He’s high out of his mind.”- Hunter

42. “If we devote ourselves to metal, we’ll own this school. Everybody will see what we really are and worship us like gods. I’m willing to give it a try.”- Kevin

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METAL LORDS (2022) Jaeden Martell as Kevin. Cr: Scott Patrick Green/NETFLIX

43. “Well what about Joan Jett? Doesn’t she rock?”- Emily

44. “My friend just gave us these songs and I practiced them. I’m not you know, a real drummer or anything.” Kevin

45. “Like I said I’m in this band with Hunter, and Battle of The Bands is really important to him.”- Kevin

46.“You know what? let them have their fads. Fads come and go. But not us. We’re forever.” – Hunter

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METAL LORDS (2022) Adrian Greensmith as Hunter. Cr: Scott Patrick Green/NETFLIX

47. “Who are people going to remember? Us. That is us right there, headlining.”- Kevin 

48. “Your behavior has been violent and unpredictable. You are beyond metal reproach.”- Kevin 

49. “You deserve a better friend.”- Hunter

Hunter in Metal Lords
METAL LORDS (2022) Adrian Greensmith as Hunter. Cr: Scott Patrick Green/NETFLIX

50. “He’s my best friend. I gotta go get him back.”- Kevin

51. “What are you talking about? This is like three chords, and they still can’t get it right. They suck. Look at the drummer. He’s high out of his mind.”- Hunter

52. “You guys suck, bruh.”- Hunter

53. “I guess we’ll be seeing you at Battle of The Bands then.”- Hunter

Hunter and Kevin
METAL LORDS, (L to R) Jaeden Martell as Kevin and Adrian Greensmith as Hunter Photo Cr. Scott Patrick Green / Netflix © 2022

54. “Your first amendment rights as a minor are unclear, but I agree it would be wrong to exclude you.”- Dean Swanson

55. “Thank you, Frank. A post-death metal band.”- Dean Swanson

56. “Yeah, that was my fault. I haven’t taken my meds for like a week.”- Emily

Emily
METAL LORDS (2022) Isis Hainsworth as Emily. Cr: Scott Patrick Green/NETFLIX

57. “This is huge for us. Battle of The Bands is where it starts for people.”- Hunter

58. “I take Pepcid, so.”- Kevin

59. “No. More like post-death doom metal?”- Kevin

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Metal Lords (Netflix)

60. “A lot of the time, Hunter, I don’t know what you’re talking about.”- Kevin

61. “That is a dumb Keanu Reeves movie.”- Kevin   

62. “I understand now. Metal is commitment, speaking truth to power, sticking it to the man, and speed. Metal is taking the wheel.”- Kevin

63. “{Referring to his hairstyle} It’s more Viking than Newsted.”- Hunter

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METAL LORDS (2022) Adrian Greensmith as Hunter. Cr: Scott Patrick Green/NETFLIX

64. “Yeah, like the school mascot.”- Kevin

65. “It’s nothing personal, Emily. It’s just you’re not consistent with the image we’re trying to project like I told Kevin.” -Hunter

66. “I was talking about that stuff he said about girl cello players in a metal band being gay.”- Kevin

67. “First of all, that’s a totally messed up thing to say.”- Kevin

Hunter in Metal Lords
METAL LORDS (2022) Adrian Greensmith as Hunter. Cr: Scott Patrick Green/NETFLIX

68. “On the field, when I first saw you, did it feel good to throw stuff and yell at people?”- Kevin

69. “I don’t need Abbott and Costello from you, okay? I need a drummer. A real drummer. Metal is commitment. It’s dedication, sacrifice, mortification of the flesh, and all that shit. It’s serious. And if you’re not going to be, if you’ll be all “girls with cello, showing up whenever I feel like it”, then this isn’t going to work. And we’re not going to win Battle of The Bands, and then you’re going to be a loser for the rest of your life.”- Hunter

Hunter
METAL LORDS (2022) Adrian Greensmith as Hunter. Cr: Scott Patrick Green/NETFLIX

70. “I thought it was something. You said it was something.”- Hunter

71. “Well, I was wrong. It was nothing.”- Kevin

72. “Look, you’ve got to understand something, Kevin. We don’t fit in. You can try as hard as you want. You can get yourself a girlfriend, or whatever, but you’re still not going to fit in.”- Hunter

73. “She doesn’t fit in either. Why can’t we all not fit in together.”- Kevin

Emily
METAL LORDS (2022) Isis Hainsworth as Emily. Cr: Scott Patrick Green/NETFLIX

74. “Okay. Well, we’re not talking about that right now. I don’t even want to go there right now. We’re talking about you being a traitor.”- Hunter

75. “I’m the founding member of Skullf***ers, and I say no Yokos.”- Hunter

76. “That was inappropriate, bordering on inexcusable.”- Dean Swanson

Clay and Kevin
METAL LORDS (2022) Noah Urrea as Clay and Jaeden Martell as Kevin. Cr: Scott Patrick Green/NETFLIX

77. “I completely agree.“- Hunter

78. “I’m talking about you.”- Dean Swanson

79. “Wait, what?”- Hunter

80. “You are afraid of everybody. And instead of showing it like I do, you treat everybody like shit, and you make them hate you. Great. They leave you alone, they leave me alone. Both of us are alone. Mission accomplished.”- Kevin

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METAL LORDS (2022) Jaeden Martell as Kevin and Isis Hainsworth as Emily. Cr: Scott Patrick Green/NETFLIX

81. “You need me a lot more than I need you. Without me, all of your dumb fantasies disappear. But without you, I might actually live a real life.”- Kevin

82. “Take off the costume, Krusty The Clown!”- Dr. Sylvester

83. “Who are you to stop a man who strives with gods?”- Hunter

84. “Thank you, Rob Halford of Judas Priest. You don’t turn your back on people who love you.”- Kevin

85. “Dude, dude, you guys were gods. I go to Glenwood High, man.”- Hunter

Clay
METAL LORDS (2022) Noah Urrea as Clay. Cr: Scott Patrick Green/NETFLIX

86. “Yeah. Was an alcoholic. A place like this saved me from a slow fucking suicide, so I went back to school, got my Psy D. Give something back, that kind of shit.”- Dr. Troy

87. “I feel like this is his way of begging me to come back to the band. He doesn’t belong in there.”- Kevin

88. “Maybe he does. There’s definitely something wrong with him. He’s shitty to everyone. Even you. You’re supposed to be his best friend.”- Emily

89. “You said it yourself, he’s a massive dick.” Emily

90. “You do know we have to bring you back after battle of the bands?”- Kevin

Kevin and Emily
METAL LORDS, (L to R) Isis Hainsworth as Emily and Jaeden Martell as Kevin. Photo Cr. Scott Patrick Green / Netflix © 2022

91. “I’m sorry, Kevin.”- Hunter

92. “Don’t say it to me.”- Kevin

93. “So you guys like a duo?”- Clay

94. “Yeah, like the White Stripes.”- Hunter

95. “Nice, you’re lucky to have this guy, man.”- Clay

96. “We’re going to crush this shit.”- Hunter

Kevin and Hunter in rehearsal room
METAL LORDS, (L to R) Jaeden Martell as Kevin and Adrian Greensmith as Hunter Photo Cr. Scott Patrick Green / Netflix © 2022

97. “Well, at least I didn’t get arrested, so progress?”- Hunter

98. “Well, no bad publicity, right?”- Dr. Sylvester

99. “Who are people going to remember? Us. That is us right there, headlining.”- Hunter

100. “Holy fuck, that was unreal. But what about this motherfucker?”- Hunter

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