Bonjour! The second season of Netflix's Emily in Paris is out, and just like its predecessor, the quirky show has a ton of entertaining quotes.
The comedy-drama series follows Emily Cooper, an American who is given the opportunity to work at a French marketing firm...even though she doesn't speak their language. As Emily tries to find her footing in Paris, she works to balance her love life.
Despite the mixed opinions about the series and Emily's fashion faux pas, it is undeniable that each character is très quotable.
Here's the scoop on the best quotes from Emily in Paris!
1. "I like Paris, but I’m not really sure Paris likes me." – Emily
2. "The French are romantics, But they’re also realists." – Mindy
3. "You live to work. We work to live." - Luc
4. "You’re in Paris now. I’m sure we can find you something better than peanut butter." - Gabriel
5. "It's Paris. Everyone's serious about dinner." – Mindy
6. "Desire does not mean lack of respect. In fact, quite the opposite. It is a sign of respect." – Antoine
7. "Like wearing poetry."- Emily
8. "Beyoncé is worth far more than the Mona Lisa." - Mindy
9. "Oh, Emily you’re getting more French by the day.” - Sylvie
10. "I mean, the only ‘someone else’ is his restaurant. His pots and pans mean the world to him. Actually, more than people.” - Camille
11. "I did Rosetta Stone on the plane, but it hasn’t kicked in yet." - Emily
12. "Paris seems like a big city but it’s really just a small town.” - Camille
13. "We’re on the precipice of the rest of our lives." - Brooklyn
14. "We never really had a chance but at least now, we have this one perfect thing." - Emily
15. "Please for my sanity, use your words." - Mindy
16. "Your language is seriously effed up." - Emily
17. "You’re nice and French, and you speak English?" - Emily
18. "Of course. I grew up watching American TV." - Camille
19. "I’d bone appétit him." - Mindy
20. "I have been dreaming of moving to Paris forever, you know. I mean French men, they love older women. Look at their president. He’s young. He’s hot. He married his schoolteacher." - Madeline
21. “I’m not somebody who can share a crepe. I need the whole crepe.” - Emily
22. “Smudge-proof. Even when you’re berry hungry.” - Emily
23. “I feel like Nicole Kidman in Moulin Rouge.” - Emily
24. "Paris is for cheese lovers.” - Emily
25. "Well, this will give you something to dream about.” - Emily
26. "The irony of menopause. Just when you have the time to really explore your mature, adventurous, sensual self, the vagina goes on strike.” - Emily
27. "Smoking is a pleasure, and without pleasure, who are we?” – Paul
28."German?” – Sylvie
29. "Without basic B*tches like me, you wouldn't be fashionable." - Emily
30. "Gossip Girl. We watched the entire series to find out it’s Dan." - Pierre
31. "We don’t speak of Durée in this office. They used to be a client." - Julien
32. "What happened?" - Emily
33. "We don’t speak of it, Emily." - Julien
34. "It’s one thing to cheat on your wife with your mistress. It’s another thing to cheat on your mistress with a young American." - Luc
35. "How about you do you, and I’ll do me?” - Emily
36. "I’m really going to miss your omelets." - Emily
37. "With a little help from mon amie.” - Emily
38. "I feel like I’m dreaming and I’m about to wake up.” - Emily
39. "Has anyone noticed this is a very dysfunctional workplace?” — Emily
40. "I have been sleepwalking for too long. And now, I wake up.” — Pierre
41. "You haven’t done Paris right until you’ve had at least one wildly inappropriate affair.” - Mindy
42. "We came here to lose ourselves and find adventure.” — Brooklyn
43. "To sleep under the stars.” — Camille
44. "Are you okay? You look like you just lost a follower." - Mindy
45. "No, but maybe a friend." - Emily
46. "Yeah, happy endings are very American.” - Julien
47. "It’s like I came to Paris, and suddenly I am Pam Spicer.” - Emily
48. "Who is Pam Spicer?” - Mindy
49. "Just this girl from Chicago who’d get really drunk and then hit on everyone’s boyfriends. - Emily
50. "Yeah, it was like kind of a joke until it wasn’t.” - Emily
51. "You can never escape life. Never.” - Luc
52. "So, you create the disease, then you treat the disease, then you market the treatments of the disease.” - Paul
53."You’re the one bringing the drama.” - Julien
54. "You didn’t do anything to Camille. You did do a lot of things to me" - Gabriel
55. "Oh, I see. Focus on having sex with a client to get your mind off your friend’s boyfriend. Are those the new rules?” - Sylvie
56. "You’re a man who fights for his convictions. I like that.” - Antoine
57. “I won’t go to St. Tropez with a girl who’s in love with someone else.” - Mathieu
58. “There is only one way to get a guy out of your system.” - Camille
59. "You have sex with another one!”- Mindy
60. “Your rival still wants a piece of you. Grégory doesn’t look triumphant, he looks desperate. For now. But if you react, you look defensive and small.” - Julian
61. “Okay. I’m sorry. Don’t listen to me. I mean, at this rate even I wouldn’t listen to me.” - Emily
62. “No, Emily. After life is nothing. Probably oblivion. A darkness we cannot imagine. So! Every birthday I like to enjoy every minute of life while I am here." -Luc
63. “Women look to you to make them feel good about themselves. Don’t underestimate the power you have to do that.” - Sylvie
64. “Coup de foudre. that literally means lightning strike. Or thunderclap.” - Gabriel
65. “Coup de foudre. It’s like a…summer storm! We get those in the Midwest all the time.” - Emily
66. “It also means love at first sight.” - Gabriel
67. “Your hopeless romantic act was charming five years ago. It’s time to grow up.” - Camille
68. "Okay, where do I begin? Well, you all have made my time here so special. And I know that I’m still getting my footing and making a bunch of mistakes along the way. So, pardon! But truly thank you guys for putting up with me." - Emily
69. “To Emily, our hostess, who certainly has made her share of mistakes in Paris. She pretended to be my friend while she had an affair with my boyfriend. And, to my boyfriend, who f*cked my fake friend! A votre santé!” - Camille
70. "I’m sorry. If it’s okay with you, I would be more comfortable conducting our business in French. There are nuances about my family’s company that cannot be discussed in English, I’m afraid." - Camille
71. “She said, it doesn’t matter what language you’re speaking. I don’t believe a word coming out of your mouth.” - Sylvie
72. “Learn French for starters.” - Sylvie
73. “Don’t you know what happens to Jean Valjean when he stole the baguette? Have you ever seen Les mis?” - Emily
74. “Did we have to see them cremated and their bones crushed to dust?” - Emily
75. “Of course. It’s beautiful. Their love is eternal." - Luc
76. “I’m Mindy! I’ll be in le room pipi all night, so find me!” - Mindy
77. “It killed them. It was a tragedy.” - Emily
78. “Oui. A cautionary tale.” - Luc
79. “What’s wrong is I’m only in Paris for a year. It’s always been the deal, and I don’t want us to start something that we can’t continue. This, you and me, it’s a fantasy. It’s a Paris fantasy.” - Emily
80. "It’s not a fantasy to me."- Gabriel
81. "And I’m not going to fall in love with you when we have an expiration date." - Emily
82. "Le Chef Hot? Really?" - Gabriel
83. "I don’t know how you’ve been helping the restaurant, but I’ve been propositioned by half the women in Paris." - Gabriel
84. "Excuse me. That was your presentation? After everything that I told you. That my clothes are amusants?" - Emily
85. "Emily, we really shouldn’t be discussing Sylvie‘s private life." - Luc
86."You Dutch like your coffee and your bikes, huh?" - Sylvie
87. "We’re meant to feel the seasons change. Can’t you accept nature, Emily? Must you control everything?" - Luc
88. "I still can’t tell if you’re joking or not." - Emily
89."See, I don’t joke about everything. I get serious about things I like." - Alfie
90. "Are you pulling a Houdini?" - Alfie
91. "If that means sneaking out, yes. But, I need to borrow a getaway shirt." - Emily
92. "Well, if it’s been more than 24 hours, then he’s not into you. Or, you should file a missing person’s report." - Julian
93. "So when you said we couldn’t be together, it wasn’t because you had an expiration date. You were seeing someone. He is the reason." - Gabriel
94. "He has found himself in a second-rate champagne. You can never predict the course of a man’s life." - Luc
95. "You came to Paris and you don't speak french. That is arrogant." - Luc
96. "Maybe more ignorant than arrogant." - Emily
97. "Well, Let's call it the arrogance of ignorance." - Luc
98. "Okay so, before I give this back to you, I have to delete some messages I sent you." - Emily
99. "Oh, Cooper. Do you like me?" - Alfie
100. "A little ‘Bonjour’ goes a long way.” – Emily
These hilarious quotes don't stop here because Emily in Paris has been renewed for a third and fourth season!
Which Emily in Paris quotes are your favorite? Watch on Netflix!
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