Netflix’s teen coming-of-age show titled Never Have I Ever, has recently released episodes for its third season. From the brain of Mindy Kaling and Lang Fisher, Never Have I Ever follows a first-generation Indian American named Devi Vishwakumar as she navigates her chaotic life in high school.
The latest season brings into Devi’s life new romantic prospects that she faces with the help of her friends Eleanor, Fabiola, and Aneesa.
Beyond the complications of teen love, Devi continues to face her grief from losing her father. With the support of her family and friends, Devi makes the most out of life’s challenges.
Here’s the scoop on the best quotes from Netflix’s Never Have I Ever!
1. “Explain what? That you and your mom decided to break up with me but you didn’t want to let me know?” -Devi
2. “Nothing crazy, just to be standing on a windswept moor, wearing a bodice, when suddenly a caped nobleman appears, and we make love against the bricks of an old abbey.” -Eleanor
3. “I was half naked in front of Bath & Body Works.” -Mami
4. “She’s just been through something unimaginable that would break someone as flimsy as you in an instant, and she has persevered.” -Nalini
5. “So, are you about to do a séance in here, or are these candles for the new boyfriend?” -Paxton
6. “I just worry about you, man. I know behind those sculpted abs is a tender heart.” -Trent
7. “That cardamom was freakin’ aromatic, bro.” -Trent
8. “I have my temple clique, my mall-walking clique, my neighborhood watch clique.” -Mami
9. “I mean Jeffry Dahmer didn’t want the police to look in his refrigerator either.” -Eleanor
10. “Fine, you clam jammed me.” -Devi
11. “You told us that your password to everything is Paxton69!, so I sign in when you forget to like my post.” -Eleanor
12. “I’ve invited all the eligible grandsons from my cool temple clique! And there will be index cards with flirty icebreakers at the door.” -Mami
13. “You can’t be like Carol’s son from down the street who’s still living with his mother at 50.” -Nalini
14. “I just… I need one more year with you.” -Devi
15. “It was inspired by an erotic dream I had about the Phantom of the Opera.” -Eleanor
16. “Get specific. You’re not a friggin’ horoscope.” -Devi
17. “I’ve been told by many guidance counselors that I’m clinically immature.” -Trent
18. “Whatever man, your nuts missed me. I could tell.” -Trent
19. “Also, many sexless people have very fulfilling lives. They just channel their extra energy into other pursuits. Like, you could raise bees.” -Eleanor
20. “I’ve wanted to have sex with Paxton forever, and it’s probably gonna be some magical deflowering that I write a poem about or some shit.” -Devi
21. “And now the most important question. What is your panty situation?” -Eleanor
22. “Well, what if what I’m comfortable with is just going to second base during scary movies?” -Devi
23. “You’re never too much, and you’re always enough.” -Nalini
24. “The guy behind Baskin-Robins assured me these were the ones for pussies!” -Trent
25. “The food shouldn’t be too spicy, I added milk to yours.” -Nalini
26. “She’s like if one of those Dune worms had a flowery backpack and an annoying voice.” -Ben
27. “All right, cool it, WikiFeet.” -Mami
28. “All that matters is that I’m back to being a person who bangs. Lips on lips.” -Devi
29. “One minute you were apologizing to me for mild racism, the next, you're crying.” -Des
30. “Damn you got rid of this Prince-Eric looking dude?” -Mr.K
31. “Once I thought I saw him cut me off in traffic, and I followed that man home.” -Nalini
32. “What if nobody ever loves me because I’m always too much?” -Devi
33. “She stitched reverse pleats into a burgundy knit. It was disgusting.” -Rebecca
34. “He looks Indian but he has the soul of Seth Rogen and none of the charm.”-Mami
35. “I Freebezed my futon and everything.” -Paxton
36. “Shouldn’t I be with another artist or at least another Sagittarius?” -Eleanor
37. “Fungal infection on Valentine’s Day. Very sexy.” -Rhyah
38. “As I always say, a couple that shoots guns together has funs together.” -Devi
39. “I might not be as cute as you or as limber as you and my hair might not be as shiny as yours, but I do have determination and grit like the noble cockroach.” -Devi
40. “I deserve someone who’s excited to be with me just as I am and who doesn’t wish I was someone else.” -Aneesa
41. “Can you please carry me in a less emasculating way?” -Ben
42. “Sorry, but she’s so beautiful and good with guns, and could totally be Lara Croft for Halloween.” -Devi
43. “We’re raising money to help climate refugees learn improv.” -Eleanor
44. “Look Devi, I really like you, but I don't think we can have a real relationship until you like yourself.” -Paxton
45. “I mean, we did silkscreen this 'Plowed by Paxton' t-shirt for you, but I guess I can give it to someone else who had sex with him.” -Eleanor
46. “He’s a sweet boy who has no friends and studies sea slugs.” -Nalini
47. “I think he thinks you’re like locked away in your room descending into madness, a la Queen’s Gambit.” -Eleanor
48. “I found out that 1-800-OFS-GIVEN became available. Not that I even give an f.” -Trent
49. “You got jealous bitches in surround sound, Henny.” -Eleanor
50. “Access to constant kissing is like nature’s Botox. We’re all gonna be baby-faced bitches forever.” -Eleanor
51. “While Paxton’s banging the captain of the gymnastics team, I’ll be making sure a bunch of elderly butts are clean.” -Devi
52. “Is this a passive-aggressive situation or a dementia situation?” -Nalini
53. “Hey, I just wanted you to know that I think it would be very unprofessional of me to use my position as your teacher to try and get information from you about your cousin.” -Mr. K
54. “When they see you, they’re not gonna think obsessive depressive. They’re gonna think impressive successive.” -Eleanor
55. “I’m not condescending. I just get annoyed when people don’t know how to do things.” -Ben
56. “I love you, which is why I worry about how weak you are.” -Mami
57. “So, last week, Addison and I were watching The Mandalorian, and it set a mood and one thing led to another, and we did it.” -Fabiola
58. “No, although the thought of being able to dominate the school in peace without you buzzing behind me like a bloodthirsty mosquito does sound nice.” -Ben
59. “Grief is strange. It comes in waves, and all you can do is feel your feelings and just move through it.” -Rhyah
60. “Despite what your haircut says about you, you are a grown-up.” -Mami
61. “Nah, if she found out I had a boy over, my ass would be Rapunzeled.” -Devi
62. “Didn’t your sad teacher have anything better, like tickets to Mean Girls, the musical? I’m a Regina.” -Mami
63. “I would love to throw an Age of Innocence party with little masks.” -Eleanor
64. “I’m sorry, that wasn’t very feminist of me. I’m sure all the rumors about her were perpetuated by the patriarchy.” -Devi
65. “I wish I wasn’t so terrified of drugs so I could be high for it.” -Devi
66. “It’s a real holiday and I’m happy and healthy, and Hindu.”
-Devi
67. “What about the band that we were gonna start, or the men's flip-flop line, or the cool taco truck idea where the meat’s on the outside of the tortillas?” -Trent
68. “The whole reason you throw a Golu is so you can stunt on the other old ladies.” -Devi
69. “That gossipy cow Smita is gonna faint when she sees this.” -Mami
70. “How are you even condescending about beer?” -Fabiola
71. “It’s tighter security than Sephora.” -Devi
72. “Apparently, I have to be the cartoon hot dog before the movie starts and ask everyone to silence your phones.” -Mami
73. “This Bloomies bag represented the American Dream and you have filled it with dirty napkins.” -Mami
74. “Maybe it’s the smell of Sumatra dark roast or just the electricity.” -Devi
75. “I just wanted to prove that I could be independent and now I’m stuck living here at this creepy Hollywood orphanage.” -Kamala
76. “You’re one of those Indian girls who only likes white guys, and thinks all Indian dudes are just computer geeks or cheesy club ruts who wear too much cologne.” -Des
77. “Maybe your vibe’s gotten dusty like when you don’t drive a car for a few months.” -Eleanor
78. “This is Pati’s Costco sweater. The pockets are filled with used sample cups.” -Devi
79. “Everyone knows Semester at Sea is a floating hookup party.” -Des
80. “However, you are still grounded for the rest of the weekend and I will be asking your uncle to install security cameras outside your window. Nothing gets past me.” -Nalini
81. “We’re in a post Operation Varsity Blues society, Patty.” -Ben
82. “You can be in our group if you use your fake ID to buy us beer whenever we want.” -Devi
83. “Please thank Manish for introducing us to the TikTok pasta chips.” -Nalini
84. “If that’s how you feel then I guess I’ll take someone else to Jessica Alba’s baby food tasting.” -Rhyah
85. “There’s nothing sexier than a secret liaison dangereux.” -Eleanor
86. “How are we supposed to make out if we’re decapitated?” -Devi
87. “You got tape. You got trash bags. What, are you burying a body?” -Mr. K
88. “I bought Monopoly Millionaire to make them feel at home.” -Devi
89. “Why don’t you go to Arizona too? Enjoy not having daylight savings time.” -Trent
90. “Ooh! The edible bra I bought for tonight got delivered.” -Devi
91. “There’s also a spinner in Brain Cranker and it tells you whether you have to act out a historical event or do long division.” -Fabiola
92. “You’re sure that shaving cream genitalia was the most interesting thing that happened today?” -Nalini
93. “Trent, babe, you want another whiskey and Fruit Loops?” -Eleanor
94. “But honestly, I got to take a break from you bookworms. I think I just need to find a nice, hot jock.” -Aneesa
95.“That means you’re healing and getting to be a kid again. And that doesn’t mean you love your dad any less.” - Dr. Jamie
96. “But you say words like 'sensuelle' and sleep on satin sheets.” -Fabiola
97. “We haven’t kissed yet but he did leave a little bag of weed under my Christmas tree.” -Eleanor
98. “If your mom’s not worried at all about you being with him, then he’s gotta be a real dickless beta. Like a full Ken doll.” -Ben
99. “Processed and poison are synonyms.” -Rhyah
100. “I wish I could but if I miss my costume fitting, Jonah will dress me in gasoline-soaked rags. His words.” -Eleanor
If you enjoy coming-of-age tv shows that delve into topics such as teen romance, grief, and high school drama, then Never Have I Ever is the show for you!
Watch Never Have I Ever on Netflix!
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