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100 Best Quotes from Netflix’s Red Notice

Netflix’s Red Notice doesn’t just showcase an epic heist but also delivers on some great quotes!

Red Notice is an action-comedy film starring Dwayne Johnson, Ryan Reynolds, and Gal Gadot. The film focuses on two of the world’s most wanted art thieves as they race to see who can pull off the daring heist first. At the same time, an FBI agent gets caught up in the theft as he attempts to clear his name.

With an ensemble that includes Ryan Reynolds, you just know the film will have hilarious quotable moments. Here’s the scoop on the best quotes from Red Notice!

(L-R) Dwayne Johnson is the FBI’s top profiler John Hartley, Gal Gadot is the world’s most wanted art thief “The Bishop” and Ryan Reynolds is the world’s greatest art thief Nolan Booth in Netflix's RED NOTICE.
RED NOTICE – (L-R) Dwayne Johnson is the FBI’s top profiler John Hartley, Gal Gadot is the world’s most wanted art thief “The Bishop” and Ryan Reynolds is the world’s greatest art thief Nolan Booth in Netflix’s RED NOTICE. Directed and written by Rawson Marshall Thurber, RED NOTICE is releasing November 12, 2021. Cr: Frank Masi / Netflix © 2021

1. “I know you. You’re the slow bald guy that’s been chasing me.” – Nolan Booth

2. “It’s as though you want to get caught so you can escape, just to prove yourself all over again, and prove that you’re better than everybody else and that you’re worthy.” – John Hartley

(L-R) BTS OF RYAN REYNOLDS AND WRITER/DIRECTOR RAWSON MARSHALL THURBER
RED NOTICE – (L-R) BTS OF RYAN REYNOLDS AND WRITER/DIRECTOR RAWSON MARSHALL THURBER. Cr: Frank Masi/NETFLIX © 2021

3. “Worthy of what? This speech?” – Nolan Booth

4. “Your father‘s love.” – John Hartley

Gal Gadot is the world’s most wanted art thief “The Bishop” in Netflix's RED NOTICE.
RED NOTICE – Gal Gadot is the world’s most wanted art thief “The Bishop” in Netflix’s RED NOTICE. Directed and written by Rawson Marshall Thurber, RED NOTICE is releasing November 12, 2021. Cr: Frank Masi / Netflix © 2021

5. “Your Instagram account?” – Nolan Booth

6. “You know, I’m really starting to not like you.” – John Hartley

Gal Gadot as The Bishop and Ryan Reynolds as Nolan Booth in Red Notice as seen on March 3, 2020
Red Notice. (L to R) Gal Gadot as The Bishop and Ryan Reynolds as Nolan Booth in Red Notice as seen on March 3, 2020. Cr. Frank Masi/Netflix © 2021

7. “We really got some dads, huh? It’s a miracle we’re not both strippers.” – Nolan Booth

8. “First question, where’d you get that jacket? It’s a statement piece.” – Nolan Booth

Dwayne Johnson as John Hartley in Red Notice.
Red Notice. (Pictured) Dwayne Johnson as John Hartley in Red Notice. Cr. Frank Masi/Netflix © 2021

9. “Somewhere there is a very nude cow whispering… Worth it.” – Nolan Booth

10. “And number two, on the whole arresting me thing, I totally get it. You know, baby did a bad, bad thing.” – Nolan Booth

(L-R) Ryan Reynolds is Nolan Booth and Dwayne Johnson is John Hartley in Netflix's RED NOTICE.
RED NOTICE – (L-R) Ryan Reynolds is Nolan Booth and Dwayne Johnson is John Hartley in Netflix’s RED NOTICE. Directed and written by Rawson Marshall Thurber; RED NOTICE is releasing November 12, 2021. Cr: Frank Masi / Netflix © 2021

11. “But you don’t happen to have, like, a badge or something tucked away in the turtleneck, do you?” – Nolan Booth

12. “I don’t need to show you my badge because I’ve got a gun.” – John Hartley

 (L to R) Dwayne Johnson as John Hartley and Ryan Reynolds as Nolan Booth in Red Notice.
Red Notice. (L to R) Dwayne Johnson as John Hartley and Ryan Reynolds as Nolan Booth in Red Notice. Cr. Frank Masi/Netflix © 2021

13. “For all I know, you could be the bad guy, and I could be the other bad guy.” – Nolan Booth

14. “Now, normally, I’m not a vindictive person, but, well, I trusted you and you hurt my feelings.” – Inspector Das

Dwayne Johnson as John Hartley in Red Notice.
Red Notice. (Pictured) Dwayne Johnson as John Hartley in Red Notice. Cr. Frank Masi/Netflix © 2021

15. “You’re not a cop.” – Inspector Urvashi Das

16. “You’re right, I’m not.” – John Hartley

 Gal Gadot as The Bishop in Red Notice.
Red Notice. (Pictured) Gal Gadot as The Bishop in Red Notice. Cr. Frank Masi/Netflix © 2021

17. “You know what I mean, Agent. Your badge is no good here.” – Inspector Das

18. “So no American cowboy stuff.” – Inspector Das

(L to R) Gal Gadot as The Bishop and  Dwayne Johnson as John Hartley in Red Notice
Red Notice. (L to R) Gal Gadot as The Bishop and Dwayne Johnson as John Hartley in Red Notice. Cr. Netflix © 2021

19. “Don’t worry. I left my chaps at home.” – John Hartley

20. “Then I asked myself, how well do you really know someone you only met 72 hours ago?” – Inspector Das

(L to R) Ryan Reynolds as Nolan Booth,  Dwayne Johnson as John Hartley and  Gal Gadot as The Bishop in Red Notice
Red Notice. (L to R) Ryan Reynolds as Nolan Booth, Dwayne Johnson as John Hartley and Gal Gadot as The Bishop in Red Notice. Cr. Netflix © 2021

21.”Special agent John Hartley, FBI. We met earlier.” – John Hartley

22. “Aren’t you a little outside your jurisdiction?” – Nolan Booth

(L to R) Dwayne Johnson as John Hartley and Ryan Reynolds as Nolan Booth in Red Notice.
Red Notice. (L to R) Dwayne Johnson as John Hartley and Ryan Reynolds as Nolan Booth in Red Notice. Cr. Netflix © 2021

23. “You sure you brought enough guns?” – Nolan Booth

24. “What can I say? I like to be thorough.” –  Inspector Das

Dwayne Johnson as John Hartley in Red Notice
Red Notice. (Pictured) Dwayne Johnson as John Hartley in Red Notice. Cr. Netflix © 2021

25. “You’re American. What brings you to Rome?” – Nolan Booth

26. “Gelato, the Colosseum.” – John Hartley

Chris Diamantopoulos as Sotto Voce in Red Notice.
Red Notice. (Pictured) Chris Diamantopoulos as Sotto Voce in Red Notice. Cr. Netflix © 2021

27. “Yep. One more and I get a Shawshank jacket.” – Nolan Booth

28.”Keep making your jokes because I’m about to send you to the worst place in the world.” – Inspector Das

(L to R) Dwayne Johnson as John Hartley and Ryan Reynolds as Nolan Booth in Red Notice
Red Notice. (L to R) Dwayne Johnson as John Hartley and Ryan Reynolds as Nolan Booth in Red Notice. Cr. Netflix © 2021

29. “You a top or a bottom? Doesn’t matter. Prison‘s gonna decide for us.” – Nolan Booth

30. “Can’t run a con without gaining the mark’s trust first, that’s page one.” – Nolan Booth

 Ryan Reynolds as Nolan Booth in Red Notice.
Red Notice. (Pictured) Ryan Reynolds as Nolan Booth in Red Notice. Cr. Netflix © 2021

31. “I know how a confidence scheme works, trust me.” – John Hartley

32. “In one move, The Bishop took out her lead competitor and her lead investigator. Two birds, one stone.” – John Hartley

(L to R) Dwayne Johnson as John Hartley and Ryan Reynolds as Nolan Booth in Red Notice
Red Notice. (L to R) Dwayne Johnson as John Hartley and Ryan Reynolds as Nolan Booth in Red Notice. Cr. Netflix © 2021

33. “Egg.” – Nolan booth

34. “What?” – John Hartley

Dwayne Johnson as John Hartley in Red Notice.
Red Notice. (Pictured) Dwayne Johnson as John Hartley in Red Notice. Cr. Netflix © 2021

35. “Two birds, one egg. It’s kind of a lay-up. Even Post Malone gets it.” – Nolan Booth

36. “That was a fun foot chase, right? Lots of twists and turns. Hijinks.” – Nolan Booth

 (L-R) Rafael Petardi as Security Chief Ricci and Ritu Arya as Inspector Urvashi Das in Red Notice.
Red Notice. (L-R) Rafael Petardi as Security Chief Ricci and Ritu Arya as Inspector Urvashi Das in Red Notice. Cr. Netflix © 2021

37. “Apparently, it left quite the impression on him. And strangling folks became sort of a hobby for him. He’s a big fan.” – Nolan Booth

38. “Sotto Voce is super scary. But he’s not above having a good time.” – Nolan Booth

Ryan Reynolds as Nolan Booth in Red Notice.
Red Notice. (Pictured) Ryan Reynolds as Nolan Booth in Red Notice. Cr. Netflix © 2021

39. “She’s The Bishop.” – John Hartley

40. “No sh*t, dipd*ck!” – Nolan Booth

Ryan Reynolds as Nolan Booth in Red Notice.
Red Notice. (Pictured) Ryan Reynolds as Nolan Booth in Red Notice. Cr. Netflix © 2021

41. “It’s so nice to finally meet you, Mr. Booth. Such a thrill to be face to face with the second best art thief in the world.” – The Bishop

42. “You can have excuses or results. Not both.” – The Bishop

Gal Gadot as The Bishop in Red Notice.
Red Notice. (Pictured) Gal Gadot as The Bishop in Red Notice. Cr. Frank Masi/Netflix © 2021

43. “Why are you wearing the hairnet? You’re bald.” – Nolan Booth

44. “It doesn’t matter what you do, only matters what they think you’ve done.” – Nolan Booth

Dwayne Johnson is the FBI’s top profiler John Hartley in Netflix's RED NOTICE.
RED NOTICE – Dwayne Johnson is the FBI’s top profiler John Hartley in Netflix’s RED NOTICE. Directed and written by Rawson Marshall Thurber, RED NOTICE is releasing November 12, 2021. Cr: Netflix © 2021

45. “Step three…Rock Jenga.” – Nolan Booth

46. “Hector Deflector over here. He’s not good at taking a compliment.” – Nolan Booth

 Dwayne Johnson as John Hartley in Red Notice as seen on January 22, 2020
Red Notice. (Pictured) Dwayne Johnson as John Hartley in Red Notice as seen on January 22, 2020. Cr. Frank Masi/Netflix © 2021

47. “Can you fly a helicopter?” – John Hartley

48. “Does the back of your head look like a huge penis? The answer is yes!” – Nolan Booth

(L to R) Ryan Reynolds as Nolan Booth and Dwayne Johnson as John Hartley in Red Notice as seen on January 22, 2020
Red Notice. (L to R) Ryan Reynolds as Nolan Booth and Dwayne Johnson as John Hartley in Red Notice as seen on January 22, 2020. Cr. Frank Masi/Netflix © 2021

49. “I said, go, but I didn’t mean without me.” – John Hartley

50. “You said, go save yourself. And I was gonna carry you with me in my heart like an eternal flame, you stupid complainer.” – Nolan Booth

Rawson Marshall Thurber (Director) in Red Notice as seen on January 23, 2020Rawson Marshall Thurber (Director) in Red Notice as seen on January 23, 2020
Red Notice. (Pictured) Rawson Marshall Thurber (Director) in Red Notice as seen on January 23, 2020. Cr. Frank Masi/Netflix © 2021

51. “See? This is why we can’t have nice things. Because the moment I trust someone, they tap the foot alarm beneath their desk and then I’m forced to do things like this.” – The Bishop

52. “A lot of his colleagues have put a lot of your call leaves in prison. It’s exciting.” – Nolan Booth

  (L to R) Ryan Reynolds as Nolan Booth and Dwayne Johnson as John Hartley in Red Notice as seen on January 23, 2020
Red Notice. (L to R) Ryan Reynolds as Nolan Booth and Dwayne Johnson as John Hartley in Red Notice as seen on January 23, 2020. Cr. Frank Masi/Netflix © 2021

53. “No juice boxes for you.” – Tambwe 

54. “They’re always watching, always listening. Kinda like Alexa but with guns.” – Nolan Booth 

Ryan Reynolds as Nolan Booth in Red Notice as seen on January 31, 2020
Red Notice. (Pictured) Ryan Reynolds as Nolan Booth in Red Notice as seen on January 31, 2020. Cr. Frank Masi/Netflix © 2021

55. “Check, check. Roger Dodger. What’s your 20, free Bird?” – Nolan booth

56. “You don’t have to do that. I’m standing right next to you.” – John Hartley

Rawson Marshall Thurber (Director) and Gal Gadot as The Bishop in Red Notice as seen on February 7, 2020
Red Notice. (L to R) Rawson Marshall Thurber (Director) and Gal Gadot as The Bishop in Red Notice as seen on February 7, 2020. Cr. Frank Masi/Netflix © 2021

57. “I’m not used to using these stupid things, and I’m not used to working with a partner.” – Nolan Booth

58. “We’re not partners. This is a marriage of convenience.” – John Hartley

Ryan Reynolds is the world’s greatest art thief Nolan Booth in Netflix's RED NOTICE.
RED NOTICE – Ryan Reynolds is the world’s greatest art thief Nolan Booth in Netflix’s RED NOTICE. Directed and written by Rawson Marshall Thurber, RED NOTICE is releasing November 12, 2021. Cr: Frank Masi / Netflix © 2021

59. “I want a divorce and I’m keeping the kids.” – Nolan Booth

60. “We both know that this whole thing is gonna end with you and handcuffs.” – John Hartley

Dwayne Johnson as John Hartley
Netflix

61. “Promises, promises.” – The Bishop

62. “Careful now. We don’t wanna cause a scene.” – The Bishop

Ryan Reynolds as Nolan Booth in Red Notice as seen on February 19, 2020.
Red Notice. (Pictured) Ryan Reynolds as Nolan Booth in Red Notice as seen on February 19, 2020. Cr. Frank Masi/Netflix © 2021

63. “I don’t care. I’m not letting you out of my sight.” – John Hartley

64. “Not bad for a convict.” – The Bishop

(L to R) Dwayne Johnson as John Hartley and Hiram Garcia (Producer) in Red Notice as seen on February 21, 2020
Red Notice. (L to R) Dwayne Johnson as John Hartley and Hiram Garcia (Producer) in Red Notice as seen on February 21, 2020. Cr. Frank Masi/Netflix © 2021

65. “Well, is Sotto Voce is a 5’5” alpha male with textbook Napoleon complex.” – John Hartley

66. “You sneaky little minx. Where’d you learn that? Profiler school?” – Nolan Booth

Dwayne Johnson as John Hartley in Red Notice as seen on February 21, 2020.
Red Notice. (Pictured) Dwayne Johnson as John Hartley in Red Notice as seen on February 21, 2020. Cr. Frank Masi/Netflix © 2021

67. “High school.” – John Hartley

68. “Oh, my God! You’re like a well-dressed wall.” – Nolan Booth

Gal Gadot is the world’s most wanted art thief “The Bishop” in Netflix's RED NOTICE
RED NOTICE – Gal Gadot is the world’s most wanted art thief “The Bishop” in Netflix’s RED NOTICE. Directed and written by Rawson Marshall Thurber, RED NOTICE is releasing November 12, 2021. Cr: Frank Masi / Netflix © 2021

69. “You know, for a guy who claims he’s innocent, you sure do hang around with a lot of criminals.” – Inspector Das

70. “I’m a good guy. But sometimes I do bad things.” – John Hartley

(L-R) Dwayne Johnson is the FBI’s top profiler John Hartley, Ryan Reynolds is the world’s greatest art thief Nolan Booth, and Gal Gadot is the world’s most wanted art thief “The Bishop” in Netflix's RED NOTICE.
RED NOTICE – (L-R) Dwayne Johnson is the FBI’s top profiler John Hartley, Ryan Reynolds is the world’s greatest art thief Nolan Booth, and Gal Gadot is the world’s most wanted art thief “The Bishop” in Netflix’s RED NOTICE. Directed and written by Rawson Marshall Thurber; RED NOTICE is releasing November 12, 2021. Cr: Frank Masi / Netflix © 2021

71. “Looking for something specific or just browsing.” – The Bishop

72. “Well, here’s my counter offer. You’re under arrest.” – John Hartley

(L-R) Gal Gadot is the world’s most wanted art thief “The Bishop” and Dwayne Johnson is the FBI’s top profiler John Hartley in Netflix's RED NOTICE
RED NOTICE – (L-R) Gal Gadot is the world’s most wanted art thief “The Bishop” and Dwayne Johnson is the FBI’s top profiler John Hartley in Netflix’s RED NOTICE. Directed and written by Rawson Marshall Thurber; RED NOTICE is releasing November 12, 2021. Cr: Frank Masi / Netflix © 2021

73. “Oh, my God. Read the room.” – Nolan Booth

74. “Down here, beneath the bulls, no one will hear your screams.” – Sotto Voce

 (L-R) Dwayne Johnson is the FBI’s top profiler John Hartley; Ryan Reynolds is the world’s greatest art thief Nolan Booth; and Gal Gadot is the world’s most wanted art thief “The Bishop” in Netflix's RED NOTICE
RED NOTICE – (L-R) Dwayne Johnson is the FBI’s top profiler John Hartley; Ryan Reynolds is the world’s greatest art thief Nolan Booth; and Gal Gadot is the world’s most wanted art thief “The Bishop” in Netflix’s RED NOTICE. Directed and written by Rawson Marshall Thurber; RED NOTICE is releasing November 12; 2021. Cr: Frank Masi / Netflix © 2021

75. “That’s called foreshadowing.” – Nolan Booth

76. “I know what it’s called.” – John Hartley

Gal Gadot as The Bishop in Red Notice as seen on February 26, 2020
Red Notice. (Pictured) Gal Gadot as The Bishop in Red Notice as seen on February 26, 2020. Cr. Frank Masi/Netflix © 2021

77. “I was just making sure. You don’t look like an English major.” – Nolan Booth

78. “Piss off for a thousand years.” – Nolan Booth

(L to R) Dwayne Johnson as John Hartley and Ryan Reynolds as Nolan Booth in Red Notice as seen on March 5, 2020
Red Notice. (L to R) Dwayne Johnson as John Hartley and Ryan Reynolds as Nolan Booth in Red Notice as seen on March 5, 2020. Cr. Frank Masi/Netflix © 2021

79. “Why is your shirt off?” – Nolan Booth

80. “Why is his shirt off?” – John Hartley

Dwayne Johnson as John Hartley in Red Notice as seen on September 25, 2020
Red Notice. (Pictured) Dwayne Johnson as John Hartley in Red Notice as seen on September 25, 2020. Cr. Frank Masi/Netflix © 2021

81. “You didn’t see that coming, amateur hour?” – Nolan Booth

82. “And scene!” – The Bishop

(L-R) RYAN REYNOLDS, DWAYNE ‘THE ROCK’ JOHNSON, and GAL GADOT STAR IN NETFLIX’S RED NOTICE RELEASING NOVEMBER 12, 2021.
RED NOTICE – (L-R) RYAN REYNOLDS, DWAYNE’ THE ROCK’ JOHNSON, and GAL GADOT STAR IN NETFLIX’S RED NOTICE RELEASING NOVEMBER 12, 2021. WRITTEN & DIRECTED BY RAWSON MARSHALL THURBER. Cr: Frank Masi/NETFLIX © 2021

83. “Long con?” – Nolan Booth

84. “Long con.” – The Bishop

Ritu Arya is Inspector Urvashi Das
RED NOTICE – (Pictured) Ritu Arya is Inspector Urvashi Das. Cr: Frank Masi/Netflix © 2021

85. “Now I’d really love to stay and see how this whole thing turns out, but I’m late for a date with a very large pyramid.” – The Bishop

86. “Well, you shouldn’t have got us caught by her boyfriend.” – Nolan Booth

Gal Gadot as The Bishop in Red Notice as seen on October 6, 2020
Red Notice. (Pictured) Gal Gadot as The Bishop in Red Notice as seen on October 6, 2020. Cr. Frank Masi/Netflix © 2021

87. “Oh, how did I get us caught by her boyfriend?” – John Hartley

88. “Well, if you don’t know that, then you really are dumber than I look.” – Nolan Booth

Chris Diamantopoulos is Sotto Voce.
RED NOTICE – (Pictured) Chris Diamantopoulos is Sotto Voce. Cr: Frank Masi/NETFLIX © 2021

89. “Oh, you look busted. You look like a zombie.” – Nolan Booth

90. “And you look like… like a muscular toddler.” – Nolan Booth

(L-R) Dwayne Johnson is John Hartley and Ryan Reynolds is Nolan Booth in Netflix's RED NOTICE.
RED NOTICE – (L-R) Dwayne Johnson is John Hartley and Ryan Reynolds is Nolan Booth in Netflix’s RED NOTICE. Directed and written by Rawson Marshall Thurber; RED NOTICE is releasing November 12, 2021. Cr: Frank Masi / Netflix © 2021

91. “Oh, we’re partners now? No, our partnership ended when you let The Bishop go all shock therapy on me.” – John Hartley

92. “I lied to you, I lied to her, I lied to baby Jesus.” – Nolan Booth

BTS as seen on October 13, 2020.
Red Notice – BTS as seen on October 13, 2020. Cr. Frank Masi/Netflix © 2021

93. “Bulls have terrible eyesight. But they can sense motion.” – Nolan Booth

94. “You’re thinking of Jurassic Park.” – John Hartley

Dwayne Johnson as John Hartley in Red Notice as seen on October 16, 2020
Red Notice. (Pictured) Dwayne Johnson as John Hartley in Red Notice as seen on October 16, 2020. Cr. Frank Masi/Netflix © 2021

95. “No! I saw a nature documentary starring David Attenborough.” – Nolan Booth

96. “You’re thinking of Richard Attenborough from Jurassic Park.” – John Hartley

 BTS as seen on November 14, 2020
Red Notice – BTS as seen on November 14, 2020. Cr. Frank Masi/Netflix © 2021

97. “All right, yes or no, was Jeff Goldblum in it?” – John Hartley

98. “Oh, My God! It was Jurassic Park. That’s Jeff Goldblum.” – Nolan Booth

Red Notice cast
Netflix

99. “You gonna be this grumpy the whole trip?” – Nolan Booth

100. “Even though you’re running around with me, playing the thief, you’re not a real bad guy, Bubba.” – Nolan Booth

If you enjoyed these quotes and are craving more, don’t worry because two sequels for Red Notice are in development!

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#24,#42,#48,#70 & #78 My Fav Quotes!!

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