100 Best Quotes from Netflix’s Red Notice
Netflix’s Red Notice doesn’t just showcase an epic heist but also delivers on some great quotes!
Red Notice is an action-comedy film starring Dwayne Johnson, Ryan Reynolds, and Gal Gadot. The film focuses on two of the world’s most wanted art thieves as they race to see who can pull off the daring heist first. At the same time, an FBI agent gets caught up in the theft as he attempts to clear his name.
With an ensemble that includes Ryan Reynolds, you just know the film will have hilarious quotable moments. Here’s the scoop on the best quotes from Red Notice!
1. “I know you. You’re the slow bald guy that’s been chasing me.” – Nolan Booth
2. “It’s as though you want to get caught so you can escape, just to prove yourself all over again, and prove that you’re better than everybody else and that you’re worthy.” – John Hartley
3. “Worthy of what? This speech?” – Nolan Booth
4. “Your father‘s love.” – John Hartley
5. “Your Instagram account?” – Nolan Booth
6. “You know, I’m really starting to not like you.” – John Hartley
7. “We really got some dads, huh? It’s a miracle we’re not both strippers.” – Nolan Booth
8. “First question, where’d you get that jacket? It’s a statement piece.” – Nolan Booth
9. “Somewhere there is a very nude cow whispering… Worth it.” – Nolan Booth
10. “And number two, on the whole arresting me thing, I totally get it. You know, baby did a bad, bad thing.” – Nolan Booth
11. “But you don’t happen to have, like, a badge or something tucked away in the turtleneck, do you?” – Nolan Booth
12. “I don’t need to show you my badge because I’ve got a gun.” – John Hartley
13. “For all I know, you could be the bad guy, and I could be the other bad guy.” – Nolan Booth
14. “Now, normally, I’m not a vindictive person, but, well, I trusted you and you hurt my feelings.” – Inspector Das
15. “You’re not a cop.” – Inspector Urvashi Das
16. “You’re right, I’m not.” – John Hartley
17. “You know what I mean, Agent. Your badge is no good here.” – Inspector Das
18. “So no American cowboy stuff.” – Inspector Das
19. “Don’t worry. I left my chaps at home.” – John Hartley
20. “Then I asked myself, how well do you really know someone you only met 72 hours ago?” – Inspector Das
21.”Special agent John Hartley, FBI. We met earlier.” – John Hartley
22. “Aren’t you a little outside your jurisdiction?” – Nolan Booth
23. “You sure you brought enough guns?” – Nolan Booth
24. “What can I say? I like to be thorough.” – Inspector Das
25. “You’re American. What brings you to Rome?” – Nolan Booth
26. “Gelato, the Colosseum.” – John Hartley
27. “Yep. One more and I get a Shawshank jacket.” – Nolan Booth
28.”Keep making your jokes because I’m about to send you to the worst place in the world.” – Inspector Das
29. “You a top or a bottom? Doesn’t matter. Prison‘s gonna decide for us.” – Nolan Booth
30. “Can’t run a con without gaining the mark’s trust first, that’s page one.” – Nolan Booth
31. “I know how a confidence scheme works, trust me.” – John Hartley
32. “In one move, The Bishop took out her lead competitor and her lead investigator. Two birds, one stone.” – John Hartley
33. “Egg.” – Nolan booth
34. “What?” – John Hartley
35. “Two birds, one egg. It’s kind of a lay-up. Even Post Malone gets it.” – Nolan Booth
36. “That was a fun foot chase, right? Lots of twists and turns. Hijinks.” – Nolan Booth
37. “Apparently, it left quite the impression on him. And strangling folks became sort of a hobby for him. He’s a big fan.” – Nolan Booth
38. “Sotto Voce is super scary. But he’s not above having a good time.” – Nolan Booth
39. “She’s The Bishop.” – John Hartley
40. “No sh*t, dipd*ck!” – Nolan Booth
41. “It’s so nice to finally meet you, Mr. Booth. Such a thrill to be face to face with the second best art thief in the world.” – The Bishop
42. “You can have excuses or results. Not both.” – The Bishop
43. “Why are you wearing the hairnet? You’re bald.” – Nolan Booth
44. “It doesn’t matter what you do, only matters what they think you’ve done.” – Nolan Booth
45. “Step three…Rock Jenga.” – Nolan Booth
46. “Hector Deflector over here. He’s not good at taking a compliment.” – Nolan Booth
47. “Can you fly a helicopter?” – John Hartley
48. “Does the back of your head look like a huge penis? The answer is yes!” – Nolan Booth
49. “I said, go, but I didn’t mean without me.” – John Hartley
50. “You said, go save yourself. And I was gonna carry you with me in my heart like an eternal flame, you stupid complainer.” – Nolan Booth
51. “See? This is why we can’t have nice things. Because the moment I trust someone, they tap the foot alarm beneath their desk and then I’m forced to do things like this.” – The Bishop
52. “A lot of his colleagues have put a lot of your call leaves in prison. It’s exciting.” – Nolan Booth
53. “No juice boxes for you.” – Tambwe
54. “They’re always watching, always listening. Kinda like Alexa but with guns.” – Nolan Booth
55. “Check, check. Roger Dodger. What’s your 20, free Bird?” – Nolan booth
56. “You don’t have to do that. I’m standing right next to you.” – John Hartley
57. “I’m not used to using these stupid things, and I’m not used to working with a partner.” – Nolan Booth
58. “We’re not partners. This is a marriage of convenience.” – John Hartley
59. “I want a divorce and I’m keeping the kids.” – Nolan Booth
60. “We both know that this whole thing is gonna end with you and handcuffs.” – John Hartley
61. “Promises, promises.” – The Bishop
62. “Careful now. We don’t wanna cause a scene.” – The Bishop
63. “I don’t care. I’m not letting you out of my sight.” – John Hartley
64. “Not bad for a convict.” – The Bishop
65. “Well, is Sotto Voce is a 5’5” alpha male with textbook Napoleon complex.” – John Hartley
66. “You sneaky little minx. Where’d you learn that? Profiler school?” – Nolan Booth
67. “High school.” – John Hartley
68. “Oh, my God! You’re like a well-dressed wall.” – Nolan Booth
69. “You know, for a guy who claims he’s innocent, you sure do hang around with a lot of criminals.” – Inspector Das
70. “I’m a good guy. But sometimes I do bad things.” – John Hartley
71. “Looking for something specific or just browsing.” – The Bishop
72. “Well, here’s my counter offer. You’re under arrest.” – John Hartley
73. “Oh, my God. Read the room.” – Nolan Booth
74. “Down here, beneath the bulls, no one will hear your screams.” – Sotto Voce
75. “That’s called foreshadowing.” – Nolan Booth
76. “I know what it’s called.” – John Hartley
77. “I was just making sure. You don’t look like an English major.” – Nolan Booth
78. “Piss off for a thousand years.” – Nolan Booth
79. “Why is your shirt off?” – Nolan Booth
80. “Why is his shirt off?” – John Hartley
81. “You didn’t see that coming, amateur hour?” – Nolan Booth
82. “And scene!” – The Bishop
83. “Long con?” – Nolan Booth
84. “Long con.” – The Bishop
85. “Now I’d really love to stay and see how this whole thing turns out, but I’m late for a date with a very large pyramid.” – The Bishop
86. “Well, you shouldn’t have got us caught by her boyfriend.” – Nolan Booth
87. “Oh, how did I get us caught by her boyfriend?” – John Hartley
88. “Well, if you don’t know that, then you really are dumber than I look.” – Nolan Booth
89. “Oh, you look busted. You look like a zombie.” – Nolan Booth
90. “And you look like… like a muscular toddler.” – Nolan Booth
91. “Oh, we’re partners now? No, our partnership ended when you let The Bishop go all shock therapy on me.” – John Hartley
92. “I lied to you, I lied to her, I lied to baby Jesus.” – Nolan Booth
93. “Bulls have terrible eyesight. But they can sense motion.” – Nolan Booth
94. “You’re thinking of Jurassic Park.” – John Hartley
95. “No! I saw a nature documentary starring David Attenborough.” – Nolan Booth
96. “You’re thinking of Richard Attenborough from Jurassic Park.” – John Hartley
97. “All right, yes or no, was Jeff Goldblum in it?” – John Hartley
98. “Oh, My God! It was Jurassic Park. That’s Jeff Goldblum.” – Nolan Booth
99. “You gonna be this grumpy the whole trip?” – Nolan Booth
100. “Even though you’re running around with me, playing the thief, you’re not a real bad guy, Bubba.” – Nolan Booth
If you enjoyed these quotes and are craving more, don’t worry because two sequels for Red Notice are in development!
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#24,#42,#48,#70 & #78 My Fav Quotes!!