100 Best Quotes from Netflix’s Selling Sunset

Netflix’s favorite real estate agents came back for a fourth season on Nov. 24, 2021, so it’s time to take a look at the show’s most iconic quotes. 

Selling Sunset is a reality series that follows elite real estate agents who work for the Oppenheim Group in Los Angeles. The show documents their workplace dynamic and each realtors’ personal life.

All of the cast members bring an array of personalities to Selling Sunset and some of the best quotes to come out of a reality series.

Here’s the scoop on the best quotes from Selling Sunset!

1. “My favorite part of being a real estate agent is I feel like I’m a matchmaker. It’s kind of like falling in love.” – Chrishell

2. “My first impression of Chrishell is that she’s used to being a kiss ass and she was always that girl in school that asked for extra credit.” – Christine

3. “Only my tits are fake. I’m not.” – Christine

4. “Maybe I’m a little cold, but I’ve always been honest out the gate, and I think a lot of people aren’t necessarily honest because they wanna tell people what they think they want to hear, and that’s not what I’m here for.” – Christine

5. “You have to have a vision, and if you do a nice job with nice finishes, you’re gonna actually make a million-dollar profit.” – Maya

6. “I have that passion for working with first time homeowners. My job is to take the stress on and let you enjoy the process.” – Chrishell

7. “Jason, he says he does about 20% growth. I’m like, cool. I’ll do about 40% growth every year.” – Mary

8. “I’m not afraid to get down and dirty. It’s honestly not always glamorous. It’s just part of the business.” – Maya

9. “I hadn’t thought about a plan B, like I’m madly in love with him.” – Chrishell

10. “It may be our name on the door, but behind those doors is all of the kick ass women that make this brokerage what it is.” – Brett 

11. “She can sit on the floor until she proves herself.” – Christine

12. “We are far and away the number one real estate team in West Hollywood.” – Jason

13. “Anyone who’s buying or selling in the Sunset Strip and the Hollywood Hills calls us.” – Jason

14. “I could get another husband, but not another dog.” – Christine

15. “I am the go-to agent when it comes to selling these high-end homes.” – Christine

16. “Luxury, glamour, style is my thing, and that’s why my clients come to me.” – Christine

17. “I’m just trying to tell you I miss our friendship. I miss you and I.” – Christine

18. “I mean, whether it was like the Ann Taylor, like, Driving Ms. Daisy Dress—I don’t know, I think she’s, like, really nice. I just want to work on her style a little bit.” – Christine

19. “Did you just say he lost two of his teeth and you think it’s sexy?” – Christine

20. “Oh, I think it’s so hot when a man looks like that.” – Heather

21. “Do you want a hockey man, girl?” – Heather 

22. “Every day I spend my life with these b*tches in the office, I mean that is the charity event.” – Christine

23. “That will be interesting to see how she gets along with everybody, a.k.a. me.” – Christine

24. “I have great international connections. The real estate business is all about building relationships.” – Heather

25. “Sometimes I didn’t have running water.” – Chrishell

26. “That b*tch should own a sunglass hut cause she’s so f*cking shady.” – Christine

27. “This is that house that looks like an 80s porn star built it.” – Jason 

28. “I think a lot of men think that I’m, like, their little Barbie doll. You know, I have to be a certain way, act a certain way, and he’s the first guy that’s ever, like, really let me be myself.” – Heather

29. “Some girls definitely take it more seriously than others. I’m not gonna say names. But… Christine.” – Maya

30. “Growing up homeless many times, it’s always ingrained in me this fear that maybe I won’t have a roof over my head or maybe things are going to be taken away from me.” – Chrishell

31. “It was literally a nightmare. We’re thankful to say that all three of us were able to come home from the hospital, and we’re just counting our blessings each and every day.” – Christine

32. “We’re dysfunctional, but we’re family.” – Amanza

33. “Too many cooks in the kitchen, too many b*tches in this office.” – Christine

34. “I bust my ass. I’m always on call.” – Mary

35. “Yeah, we have a new girl in the office and guess what? She’s a pretty girl. Shocking.” – Maya

36. “And we don’t really know what’s going on. I just don’t have answers for them.” – Amanza

37. “If this doesn’t sell the house, I don’t know what will.” – Heather

38. “One day I’ll be able to look at these two little kids and be like, ‘I did that for y’all.’”– Amanza

39. “Talk to me when you’re running on one hour’s sleep, holding a crying baby and you’re covered all in spit up.” – Maya

40. “Go to your doctor and get a whole bunch of Adderall.” – Christine

41. “First day on a new job is really scary. “- Chrishell

42. “I know they’re so successful. I was a little intimidated, I’m not gonna to lie. It kind of felt like high school.” – Chrishell

43. “And the newest person brings Starbucks, too.” – Christine

44. “I’m dedicating my career to her… I never got to say goodbye. Obviously, the first three months were a nightmare for me.” – Vanessa

45. “Christine, didn’t you just get ditched by a five million Dollar buyer?” – Maya

46. “Some people call it fraud, I just call it love.” – Christine

47. “Like, you can say to Jason, like, throw me some bone.” – Maya

48. “Sorry. I just… It’s so cute when you say that. Throw me some bone.” – Chrishell

49. “Not the real bone, like, you know, real estate bone.” – Maya 

50. “I would kill you if you would tell me not to bring tennis shoes. Like, no way in hell I’m wearing high heels.” – Maya

51. “Hey, Christine, do you want to buy a Picasso vase for 35 grand, too?” – Mary

52. “That’s it? That’s a steal. Sign me up.” – Christine

53. “That’s like looking good in your Tinder profile, but then— Monday is the date.” – Brett 

54. “Every time I deal with you, you do something insanely ridiculously hurtful.” – Chrishell

55. “If she doesn’t go crazy again, then we’re good. But with Christine, you just never know.” – Maya

56. “What do you call this pool?” – Jason

57. “Um, Jim.” – Amanza

58. “I never start the drama, I just finish it.” – Christine

59. “It was like one of my first meetings to meet another agent, like, outside the Oppenheim Group, and I almost bite it. Like, right in front of this bougie big time agent.” – Amanza 

60. “For me to have to prove that I am a good agent and connected and a strong worker is kind of bullshit because I’ve brought clients and deals in, and I shouldn’t have to defend myself.” – Heather

61. “Okay, so the Valley might not be as cool to Jason and Brett as the sexy Hollywood Hills, but there are a lot of commissions. Like really good commissions that you can make on the other side of the hill.” – Chrishell 

62. “Like I hadn’t cleaned my own toilet in nine years, and suddenly I’m scrubbing toilets so that I can feed my kids. It was a very humbling experience, to say the least.” – Amanza

63. “I like being friends with people, and I feel like it’s a natural connection but I don’t wanna, like, lose that in myself just to make money.” – Heather 

64. “I think that Jason could potentially be jealous of Davina’s 80 million dollar house. I mean, at the end of the day, the biggest listing he’s ever had is 40, and if she closes or even comes close to getting an 80 million Dollar listing, that’s a big deal.” – Christine 

65. ” I think it’s very special when the agent and brokerage recognizes and appreciates the details of the home.” – Mary

66. “Now you sound like an unrealistic seller.” – Jason

67. “The meaning of getting engaged is love and not about material.” – Romain

68. “I could have put a rubber band on her finger and she should be happy for her.” – Romain

69. “I feel like she’s real. I mean, she’s the only one that doesn’t have fake boobs here so sh*t.” – Christine

70. “I am just on cloud nine. Cloud ten. Is there a cloud ten?” – Chrishell

71. “It’s like Heather doing a math equation.” – Christine

72. “Sometimes Christine makes an effort to piss me off and sometimes she wins.” – Chrishell

73. “I don’t trust Christine when she sasys casual.” – Maya

74.”No, it’s Christine casual.” – Brett

75. “Because that takes balls and we’re talking about Mary.” – Christine

76. “As long as two people can agree to be professional, you don’t have to be best friends.” – Chrishell

77. “Romain is turning into some sort of groom-zilla.” – Mary

78. “Can you imagine losing a deal because of that?” – Chrishell

79. “I mean, I’ve lost deals ’cause of stupider sh*t.” – Christine

80. “I can’t believe I might miss out on selling this house because of the neighbor’s dog, it won’t stop barking.” – Chrishell

81. “The Valley views is…That’s like comparing…Coors Light to Dom Pérignon, it’s just like…it’s totally different.” – Christine

82. “I wonder how much she was hugged as a child because sometimes she can really hit below the belt.” – Chrishell

83. “Something like that is like letting you in again and it scares me.” – Chrishell

84. “We both can respect the value of a dollar.” – Chrishell

85. “Don’t yell at me, yell at Romain.” – Jason

86 “Mary, I think Christine said she’ll do a joint wedding with you.” – Maya

87. “So in my mind, picture like Britney Spears’ ‘Boys’ music video.” – Christine

88. “Are you going to have any kind of zebra skin at your…Please do not.” – Chrishell

89. “You can’t have a zebra and also have zebra skin.” – Chrishell

90. “The zebras are just hanging out.” – Christine

91. “I feel like you are the kind of person that would feed a chicken to a chicken.” – Chrishell

92. “We don’t really talk about money, but if I want something, I have been known to go in his wallet, get out his American Express, click to take a picture, send it to the salesperson.” – Christine

93. “I don’t know some call it fraud, I call it love.” – Christine

94. “Don’t go down. I have a son.” – Maya

95. “It doesn’t matter if I die because I’m single?” – Brett

96. “I can’t break an ankle, I’m a mom, I have responsibilities.” – Maya

97. “It took me a minute, but I do learn.” – Amanza

98. “A mom’s job is hard.” – Heather

99. “Just seeing all these people face-to-face is giving me, like, massive anxiety.” – Amanza

100. “Finally! I’m so tired of talking about everyone else’s issues, now we can focus on me.” – Christine

These realtors have some of the most quotable moments on Selling Sunset, and they will be back for another season!

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