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100 Best Quotes from Netflix’s The Umbrella Academy Season 3

The third installment of The Umbrella Academy does not disappoint. Netflix’s hit series picks up where it ended in season two with the celebration of saving the universe. However, they are unaware that the group traveled back to an alternate timeline in which they didn’t exist. Through the season, the Umbrella Academy is introduced to the Sparrows and to a life without them in it. While they face heartbreak, turf wars, and betrayal, the group will encounter a ‘kugelblitz’ that may threaten the universe once again. 

If you are drawn to a story of family, love, fantasy, and humor, this is the series for you. The third season of The Umbrella Academy will suck you in!

Here’s the scoop on the best 100 quotes from Netflix’s The Umbrella Academy Season 3!

1. “This…is the Sparrow Academy.” -Reginald Hargreeves

Sloane, Jayme. Ben, and Alphonso
The Umbrella Academy. (L to R) Genesis Rodriguez as Sloane, Cazzie David as Jayme, Justin H. Min as Ben Hargreeves, Christopher, Jake Epstein as Alphonso, Britne Oldford as Fei in episode 303 of The Umbrella Academy. Cr. Courtesy of Netflix © 2022

2. “Dad, who the hell are these assholes?” -Ben Hargreeves

Ben
The Umbrella Academy. Justin H. Min as Ben Hargreeves in episode 310 of The Umbrella Academy. Cr. Christos Kalohoridis/Netflix © 2022

3. “I don’t run from a fight.” -Luther Hargreeves

Luther and Marcus
The Umbrella Academy. (L to R) Tom Hopper as Luther Hargreeves, Justin Cornwell as Marcus in episode 301 of The Umbrella Academy. Cr. Christos Kalohoridis/Netflix © 2022

4. “I’m not your father, young man. Not anymore. Biscuit?” -Reginald Hargreeves

5. “It’s over. Go. Don’t come back.” -Marcus Hargreeves

Jayme, Ben, and Alphonso
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6. “I have a plan. We attack the Sparrows, and we take back our house…and then we punch Dad a bit until he admits that we’re better and he loves us more.” -Diego Hargreeves

7. “Still, I wouldn’t underestimate the Umbrella Academy.” -Reginald Hargreeves

Reginald
The Umbrella Academy. Colm Feore as Reginald Hargreeves in episode 301 of The Umbrella Academy. Cr. Courtesy of Netflix © 2022

8. “You need to go home. Hug your daughter.” -Vanya Hargreeves

9. “But I don’t think you’re better than me, Marcus. I ended the world twice, and you…you’re just meat in spandex.” -Vanya Hargreeves

Marcus and Viktor
The Umbrella Academy. (L to R) Elliot Page as Viktor Hargreeves, Justin Cornwell as Marcus in episode 301 of The Umbrella Academy. Cr. Christos Kalohoridis/Netflix © 2022

10. “I’ve had Stan for 12 years. It’s time for you to do your part. Have fun bonding.” -Lila Pitts

Diego and Lila
The Umbrella Academy. (L to R) David Castañeda as Diego Hargreeves, Ritu Arya as Lila Pitts in episode 301 of The Umbrella Academy. Cr. Courtesy of Netflix © 2022

11. “Where’s Claire?!” -Allison Hargreeves

12. “It’s, uh, Viktor.” -Viktor Hargreeves

Viktor
The Umbrella Academy. Elliot Page as Viktor Hargreeves in episode 302 of The Umbrella Academy. Cr. Courtesy of Netflix © 2022

13. “I nearly died from Luther’s sleep farts last night. We need to get out of here!” -Klaus Hargreeves

14. “Kid thing. I’ll be right back.” -Diego Hargreeves

Stan in the umbrella academy
The Umbrella Academy. Javon ‘Wanna’ Walton as Stan in episode 302 of The Umbrella Academy. Cr. Christos Kalohoridis/Netflix © 2022

15. “Why won’t you fucking work, you little bitch! I need to get to Berlin!” -Lila Pitts

16. “You know, I always hated mirrors. I thought everybody felt so strange in their skin.” -Viktor Hargreeves 

Viktor and Allison
The Umbrella Academy. (L to R) Elliot Page as Viktor Hargreeves, Emmy Raver-Lampman as Allison Hargreeves in episode 302 of The Umbrella Academy. Cr. Courtesy of Netflix © 2022

17. “You’re family, Viktor.” -Allison Hargreeves

Viktor and Allison
The Umbrella Academy. (L to R) Elliot Page as Viktor Hargreeves, Emmy Raver-Lampman as Allison Hargreeves in episode 302 of The Umbrella Academy. Cr. Christos Kalohoridis/Netflix © 2022

18. “Now just felt like a good a time as any to find out who I could’ve been if I didn’t grow up in the stupid family.” – Klaus Hargreeves

19. “That’s my kid, asshole!” – Diego Hargreeves

Diego
The Umbrella Academy. (L to R) David Castañeda as Diego Hargreeves, Jake Epstein as Alphonso in episode 302 of The Umbrella Academy. Cr. Courtesy of Netflix © 2022

20. “These are our mothers…they’re all dead. They all died on the exact same day, October 1st, 1989.” – Five Hargreeves

number five
The Umbrella Academy. Aidan Gallagher is Number Five in episode 302 of The Umbrella Academy. Cr. Courtesy of Netflix © 2022

21. “Do none of you heartless bastards care about our murdered moms?” -Klaus Hargreeves

22. “I’d forgotten how much I hate you, you puny little turd.” -Lila Pitts

Lila in the umbrella academy
The Umbrella Academy. Ritu Arya as Lila Pitts in episode 303 of The Umbrella Academy. Cr. Christos Kalohoridis/Netflix © 2022

23. “You don’t get to warn me about shit, Flock of She-Gulls.” -Allison Hargreeves 

Allison, Diego, and Luther
Cr. Christos Kalohoridis/Netflix © 2022

24. “I don’t care enough about you to lie. Do I look fit to murder someone?” -Reginald Hargreeves 

25. “My God, Dad, what happened to you?” -Klaus Hargreeves 

Klaus in the umbrella academy
The Umbrella Academy. Robert Sheehan as Klaus Hargreeves in episode 303 of The Umbrella Academy. Cr. Courtesy of Netflix © 2022

26. “Ready to hotwire this briefcase?” -Lila Pitts

27. “Sloane is not the enemy. They are not the enemy.” -Luther Hargreeves 

Sloane
The Umbrella Academy. Genesis Rodriguez as Sloane in episode 303 of The Umbrella Academy. Cr. Christos Kalohoridis/Netflix © 2022

28. “Luther wants to throw you a big, stupid party so you can feel loved.” -Diego Hargreeves 

29. “The Lord. The Lord is upon me.” -Grace Hargreeves 

Grace
The Umbrella Academy. Jordan Claire Robbins as Grace in episode 303 of The Umbrella Academy. Cr. Christos Kalohoridis/Netflix © 2022

30. “Oh my god. Harlan? Is that you?” -Viktor Hargreeves

31. “If you hurt her, I will bury you.” -Luther Hargreeves 

Lester
The Umbrella Academy. Callum Keith Rennie as Lester Pocket in episode 303 of The Umbrella Academy. Cr. Courtesy of Netflix © 2022

32. “I’m not special like you. I wasn’t made for this power.” -Harlan Cooper

Lester
The Umbrella Academy. Callum Keith Rennie as Lester Pocket in episode 303 of The Umbrella Academy. Cr. Courtesy of Netflix © 2022

33. “I heard a rumor that you were happy.” -Allison Hargreeves

Allison in the umbrella academy
The Umbrella Academy. Emmy Raver-Lampman as Allison Hargreeves in episode 304 of The Umbrella Academy. Cr. Christos Kalohoridis/Netflix © 2022

34. “You walked us into a slaughter.” -Fei Hargreeves

Fei in the umbrella academy
The Umbrella Academy. Britney Oldford as Fei in episode 303 of The Umbrella Academy. Cr. Courtesy of Netflix © 2022

35. “You’re a shit number two, Fei.” – Ben Hargreeves 

36. “I hate your family.” -Sloane Hargreeves

Sloane and Diego
The Umbrella Academy. (L to R) David Castañeda as Diego Hargreeves, Genesis Rodriguez as Sloane in episode 304 of The Umbrella Academy. Cr. Christos Kalohoridis/Netflix © 2022

37. “If this is for real, we have to trust each other because we’re not our families.” -Luther Hargreeves 

38. “Ding dong, who’s at the door? Me.” -Klaus Hargreeves

Klaus and Diego
The Umbrella Academy. (L to R) Robert Sheehan as Klaus Hargreeves, David Castañeda as Diego Hargreeves, Javon ‘Wanna’ Walton as Stan in episode 304 of The Umbrella Academy. Cr. Courtesy of Netflix © 2022

39. “Why can’t I just escape this hellhole?” -Five Hargreeves 

number five and Lila
The Umbrella Academy. (L to R) Aidan Gallagher as Number Five, Ritu Arya as Lila Pitts in episode 304 of The Umbrella Academy. Cr. Courtesy of Netflix © 2022

40. “Lila, this is between me and myself, so stay out of it.” -Five Hargreeves

41. “I’ve hurt a lot of people with my power and I am just so sorry you were one of them.” -Viktor Hargreeves

Viktor and Lester in the umbrella academy
The Umbrella Academy. (L to R) Elliot Page as Viktor Hargreeves, Callum Keith Rennie as Lester Pocket in episode 305 of The Umbrella Academy. Cr. Courtesy of Netflix © 2022

42. “Revenge can wait.” -Fei Hargreeves

Ben and Grace
The Umbrella Academy. (L to R) Justin H. Min as Ben Hargreeves, Jordan Claire Robbins as Grace, Britne Oldford as Fei, Christopher in episode 305 of The Umbrella Academy. Cr. Courtesy of Netflix © 2022

43. “Hey, you’re happy to see me…what’s wrong?” -Diego Hargreeves

44. “What the hell is a kugelblitz?” -Viktor Hargreeves

Viktor
The Umbrella Academy. Elliot Page as Viktor Hargreeves in episode 305 of The Umbrella Academy. Cr. Christos Kalohoridis/Netflix © 2022

45. “We were just messing around, and it was fine. Until the gun went off.” -Stanley

46. “Peace is overrated.” -Klaus

Stan in the umbrella academy
The Umbrella Academy. Javon ‘Wanna’ Walton as Stan in episode 304 of The Umbrella Academy. Cr. Christos Kalohoridis/Netflix © 2022

47. “You told me he was dead! Puta!” -Stanley

48. “You told me once that no one is insignificant.” -Viktor Hargreeves

Viktor
The Umbrella Academy. Elliot Page as Viktor Hargreeves in episode 305 of The Umbrella Academy. Cr. Christos Kalohoridis/Netflix © 2022

49. “And next time you steal, I expect it to be something valuable.” -Lila Pitts 

50. “See now, you hanging out with Diego is how I know something’s wrong.” -Luther Hargreeves 

Reginald
The Umbrella Academy. Colm Feore as Reginald Hargreeves in episode 305 of The Umbrella Academy. Cr. Christos Kalohoridis/Netflix © 2022

51. “I’m afraid there’s no tapping out in the real world, children.” -Reginald Hargreeves 

Reginald and Klaus
The Umbrella Academy. (L to R) Colm Feore as Reginald Hargreeves, Oliver Kirton as Klaus in episode 305 of The Umbrella Academy. Cr. Christos Kalohoridis/Netflix © 2022

52. “You’ve grown too attached my old friend, lost your objectivity.” -Reginald Hargreeves

53. “We have to face this kugelblitz.” -Allison Hargreeves

Allison
The Umbrella Academy. Emmy Raver-Lampman as Allison Hargreeves in episode 305 of The Umbrella Academy. Cr. Christos Kalohoridis/Netflix © 2022

54. “Luther, you’re stressing eating like you do.” -Sloane Hargreeves 

55. “I don’t normally say this, but I’m officially freaked out.” -Lila Pitts

Lila and Diego
The Umbrella Academy. (L to R) Ritu Arya as Lila Pitts, David Castañeda as Diego Hargreeves in episode 306 of The Umbrella Academy. Cr. Courtesy of Netflix © 2022

56. “Well I don’t have anywhere else to go. But I’m not gonna stand here and watch you try to kill yourself.” -Allison Hargreeves 

Viktor and Allison
The Umbrella Academy. (L to R) Elliot Page as Viktor Hargreeves, Emmy Raver-Lampman as Allison Hargreeves in episode 306 of The Umbrella Academy. Cr. Christos Kalohoridis/Netflix © 2022

57. “I don’t know but he referred to it as project oblivion.” -Pogo

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The Umbrella Academy. Pogo in episode 305 of The Umbrella Academy. Cr. Courtesy of Netflix © 2022

58. “Have you ever felt like there’s something you’re supposed to be doing, something important but no one is telling you what it is…and you’re scared that you’re gonna miss out or…or…or mess it up because you’re always screwin’ things up, and you’re really fukin’ tired of it?” -Klaus Hargreeves

59. “No, not adopted. I borrowed him from my mate Trudy for a week.” -Lila Pitts

Stan
The Umbrella Academy. Javon ‘Wanna’ Walton as Stan in episode 306 of The Umbrella Academy. Cr. Christos Kalohoridis/Netflix © 2022

60. “Sorry is what you say when you spill a glass of milk, not obliterate someone’s child!” -Allison Hargreeves

61. “Mums are the worst.” -Lila Pitts

Lila in the umbrella academy
The Umbrella Academy. Ritu Arya as Lila Pitts in episode 306 of The Umbrella Academy. Cr. Courtesy of Netflix © 2022

62. “He’s not in the bloody chimney! He’s been kugelblitzed!” -Lila Pitts

63. “The world’s ending, so I think it’s time we put our petty bullshit aside and work together on this kugelblitz.” -Luther Hargreeves

Sloane and Luther
The Umbrella Academy. (L to R) Tom Hopper as Luther Hargreeves, Genesis Rodriguez as Sloane in episode 306 of The Umbrella Academy. Cr. Christos Kalohoridis/Netflix © 2022

64. “I know Harlan killed all of our mothers.” -Allison Hargreeves

Viktor and lester
The Umbrella Academy. (L to R) Callum Keith Rennie as Lester Pocket, Elliot Page as Viktor Hargreeves in episode 306 of The Umbrella Academy. Cr. Christos Kalohoridis/Netflix © 2022

65. “This wasn’t about saving the world. This was about hurting me.” -Viktor Hargreeves

66. “Every time I build a new life for myself, you end the world and take it from me!” -Allison Hargreeves

Allison and Raymond
The Umbrella Academy. (L to R) Emmy Raver-Lampman as Allison Hargreeves, Yusuf Gatewood as Raymond Chestnut in episode 306 of The Umbrella Academy. Cr. Christos Kalohoridis/Netflix © 2022

67. “A new proposal. I help you master your powers, you stop blaming me for the sins of your other father. Allow us a new start.” -Reginald Hargreeves

Sloane, and Jayme, and Alphonso
Cr. Courtesy of Netflix © 2022

68. “Sloane, will you marry me?” -Luther Hargreeves

69. “People like us, we will never save enough lives to make up for the ones that we take.” -Five Hargreeves

number five
The Umbrella Academy. Aidan Gallagher is Number Five in episode 308 of The Umbrella Academy. Cr. Christos Kalohoridis/Netflix © 2022

70. “You know what they call a superhero who works alone and doesn’t listen to anybody? A villain.” -Five Hargreeves

71. “I wish I had a cake to hit you with it in your face!” -Diego Hargreeves

number five, Klaus, and Diego
Cr. Christos Kalohoridis/Netflix © 2022

72. “It’s over, Luther. We failed.” -Five Hargreeves

73. “Whatever’s on your bucket list, I recommend you do that now.” -Five Hargreeves

Klaus and Viktor
Cr. Christos Kalohoridis/Netflix © 2022

74. “Well, on that…super happy note, we’ve um…got a little announcement to make…we’re engaged!” -Luther Hargreeves

75. “All of space and time is collapsing and you lot are planning a wedding?” -Reginald Hargreeves

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The Umbrella Academy. (L to R) Emmy Raver-Lampman as Allison Hargreeves, Colm Feore as Reginald Hargreeves in episode 308 of The Umbrella Academy. Cr. Christos Kalohoridis/Netflix © 2022

76. “Let’s get this over with before I die with cringe.” -Ben Hargreeves

Ben
The Umbrella Academy. Justin H. Min as Ben Hargreeves in episode 308 of The Umbrella Academy. Cr. Christos Kalohoridis/Netflix © 2022

77. “I pronounce you married as shit! Viva la apocalypse!” -Klaus Hargreeves

Allison and Sloane
Cr. Christos Kalohoridis/Netflix © 2022

78. “You’d have made a superb father.” -Reginald Hargreeves

79. “The brother that you all knew as Ben is gone.” -Klaus Hargreeves

Klaus and number five
The Umbrella Academy. (L to R) Aidan Gallagher as Number Five, Robert Sheehan as Klaus Hargreeves in episode 308 of The Umbrella Academy. Cr. Christos Kalohoridis/Netflix © 2022

80. “Everybody coming together is what really matters, one big real family.” -Luther Hargreeves

Luther and Reginald
The Umbrella Academy. (L to R) Colm Feore as Reginald Hargreeves, Tom Hopper as Luther Hargreeves in episode 309 of The Umbrella Academy. Cr. Christos Kalohoridis/Netflix © 2022

81. “You’re a good person, Ben, but you’re trying really, really hard to be a bad one.” -Klaus Hargreeves

82. “This is a different Hargreeves. You need to give him a chance.” -Sloane Hargreeves

Sloane and Luther in the umbrella academy
The Umbrella Academy. (L to R) Tom Hopper as Luther Hargreeves, Genesis Rodriguez as Sloane in episode 309 of The Umbrella Academy. Cr. Christos Kalohoridis/Netflix © 2022

83. “I’ve seen world ends in ways that will knock your socks off, old man.” -Reginald Hargreeves

84. “Fine. I’ll attend you stupid meeting…if you tell me what happened with you in the buffalo suite last night?” -Five Hargreeves

number five
The Umbrella Academy. Aidan Gallagher is Number Five in episode 309 of The Umbrella Academy. Cr. Christos Kalohoridis/Netflix © 2022

85. “There is a portal in the universe. I built this hotel around it, and on the other side is the answer.” -Reginald Hargreeves

86. “You, my children, are all that stands between us and oblivion.” -Reginald Hargreeves

Klaus, Lila, and Reginald
Cr. Courtesy Of Netflix © 2022

87. “Last night, you were right. Claire and Ray are gone. But…hating you won’t bring them back. And my pain…doesn’t give me permission to hurt you.” -Allison Hargreeves

Klaus and Ben
The Umbrella Academy. (L to R) Robert Sheehan as Klaus Hargreeves, Justin H. Min as Ben Hargreeves, David Castañeda as Diego Hargreeves in episode 309 of The Umbrella Academy. Cr. Christos Kalohoridis/Netflix © 2022

88. “Let’s go save the bloody universe!” -Lila Pitts

89. “I lived my whole life for you. Everything you ever wanted me to do, I did. And I won’t anymore.” -Luther Hargreeves

Luther and Reginald
The Umbrella Academy. (L to R) Tom Hopper as Luther Hargreeves, Colm Feore as Reginald Hargreeves in episode 309 of The Umbrella Academy. Cr. Christos Kalohoridis/Netflix © 2022

90. “You’ve done a fine job bringing me back into the family fold. You’re just more trouble than you’re worth. Sorry, Klaus.” -Reginald Hargreeves

Klaus in the umbrella academy
The Umbrella Academy. Robert Sheehan as Klaus Hargreeves in episode 309 of The Umbrella Academy. Cr. Courtesy Of Netflix © 2022

91. “This place is a test and a trap and a means of salvation, all at once.” -Reginald Hargreeves

Allison and Sloane
Cr. Christos Kalohoridis/Netflix © 2022

92. “Luther loved you to the moon and back. You made him so happy.” -Allison Hargreeves

93. “Do you really think I made a deal with Dad to kill Luther and Klaus?” -Allison Hargreeves

Allison and Number five
The Umbrella Academy. (L to R) Emmy Raver-Lampman as Allison Hargreeves, Aidan Gallagher as Number Five in episode 310 of The Umbrella Academy. Cr. Christos Kalohoridis/Netflix © 2022

94. “Why tell the truth when you can mindfuck someone into getting what you want without having to be truly vulnerable?” -Lila Pitts

95. “Why is it so important for Dad to like you? He doesn’t define you or us. We made our own mark in this world without him.” -Sloane Hargreeves

Sloane and Ben
The Umbrella Academy. (L to R) Justin H. Min as Ben Hargreeves, Genesis Rodriguez as Sloane in episode 310 of The Umbrella Academy. Cr. Christos Kalohoridis/Netflix © 2022

96. “You used me, you know, to get the family here. I get it, but you…you used me and when I was no more use to you, you leave me to die on the floor?” -Klaus Hargreeves

97. “When the baby gets here, tell him or her about the man I was. The man I tried to be.” -Diego Hargreeves

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The Umbrella Academy. Episode 310 of The Umbrella Academy. Cr. Christos Kalohoridis/Netflix © 2022

98. “What you guys need to know right now is that Dad killed Luther…and he locked me out of the tunnel…and he rang that stupid bell!” -Klaus Hargreeves

Reginald
The Umbrella Academy. Colm Feore as Reginald Hargreeves in episode 310 of The Umbrella Academy. Cr. Courtesy Of Netflix © 2022

99. “Oh I’m just so happy to be home.” -Allison Hargreeves

100. “I think the old man did it. I think he reset the universe.” -Five Hargreeves

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