100 Best Quotes from Netflix’s The Umbrella Academy Season 3

The third installment of The Umbrella Academy does not disappoint. Netflix’s hit series picks up where it ended in season two with the celebration of saving the universe. However, they are unaware that the group traveled back to an alternate timeline in which they didn’t exist. Through the season, the Umbrella Academy is introduced to the Sparrows and to a life without them in it. While they face heartbreak, turf wars, and betrayal, the group will encounter a ‘kugelblitz’ that may threaten the universe once again. 

If you are drawn to a story of family, love, fantasy, and humor, this is the series for you. The third season of The Umbrella Academy will suck you in!

Here’s the scoop on the best 100 quotes from Netflix’s The Umbrella Academy Season 3!

1. “This…is the Sparrow Academy.” -Reginald Hargreeves

2. “Dad, who the hell are these assholes?” -Ben Hargreeves

3. “I don’t run from a fight.” -Luther Hargreeves

4. “I’m not your father, young man. Not anymore. Biscuit?” -Reginald Hargreeves

5. “It’s over. Go. Don’t come back.” -Marcus Hargreeves

6. “I have a plan. We attack the Sparrows, and we take back our house…and then we punch Dad a bit until he admits that we’re better and he loves us more.” -Diego Hargreeves

7. “Still, I wouldn’t underestimate the Umbrella Academy.” -Reginald Hargreeves

8. “You need to go home. Hug your daughter.” -Vanya Hargreeves

9. “But I don’t think you’re better than me, Marcus. I ended the world twice, and you…you’re just meat in spandex.” -Vanya Hargreeves

10. “I’ve had Stan for 12 years. It’s time for you to do your part. Have fun bonding.” -Lila Pitts

11. “Where’s Claire?!” -Allison Hargreeves

12. “It’s, uh, Viktor.” -Viktor Hargreeves

13. “I nearly died from Luther’s sleep farts last night. We need to get out of here!” -Klaus Hargreeves

14. “Kid thing. I’ll be right back.” -Diego Hargreeves

15. “Why won’t you fucking work, you little bitch! I need to get to Berlin!” -Lila Pitts

16. “You know, I always hated mirrors. I thought everybody felt so strange in their skin.” -Viktor Hargreeves 

17. “You’re family, Viktor.” -Allison Hargreeves

18. “Now just felt like a good a time as any to find out who I could’ve been if I didn’t grow up in the stupid family.” – Klaus Hargreeves

19. “That’s my kid, asshole!” – Diego Hargreeves

20. “These are our mothers…they’re all dead. They all died on the exact same day, October 1st, 1989.” – Five Hargreeves

21. “Do none of you heartless bastards care about our murdered moms?” -Klaus Hargreeves

22. “I’d forgotten how much I hate you, you puny little turd.” -Lila Pitts

23. “You don’t get to warn me about shit, Flock of She-Gulls.” -Allison Hargreeves 

24. “I don’t care enough about you to lie. Do I look fit to murder someone?” -Reginald Hargreeves 

25. “My God, Dad, what happened to you?” -Klaus Hargreeves 

26. “Ready to hotwire this briefcase?” -Lila Pitts

27. “Sloane is not the enemy. They are not the enemy.” -Luther Hargreeves 

28. “Luther wants to throw you a big, stupid party so you can feel loved.” -Diego Hargreeves 

29. “The Lord. The Lord is upon me.” -Grace Hargreeves 

30. “Oh my god. Harlan? Is that you?” -Viktor Hargreeves

31. “If you hurt her, I will bury you.” -Luther Hargreeves 

32. “I’m not special like you. I wasn’t made for this power.” -Harlan Cooper

33. “I heard a rumor that you were happy.” -Allison Hargreeves

34. “You walked us into a slaughter.” -Fei Hargreeves

35. “You’re a shit number two, Fei.” – Ben Hargreeves 

36. “I hate your family.” -Sloane Hargreeves

37. “If this is for real, we have to trust each other because we’re not our families.” -Luther Hargreeves 

38. “Ding dong, who’s at the door? Me.” -Klaus Hargreeves

39. “Why can’t I just escape this hellhole?” -Five Hargreeves 

40. “Lila, this is between me and myself, so stay out of it.” -Five Hargreeves

41. “I’ve hurt a lot of people with my power and I am just so sorry you were one of them.” -Viktor Hargreeves

42. “Revenge can wait.” -Fei Hargreeves

43. “Hey, you’re happy to see me…what’s wrong?” -Diego Hargreeves

44. “What the hell is a kugelblitz?” -Viktor Hargreeves

45. “We were just messing around, and it was fine. Until the gun went off.” -Stanley

46. “Peace is overrated.” -Klaus

47. “You told me he was dead! Puta!” -Stanley

48. “You told me once that no one is insignificant.” -Viktor Hargreeves

49. “And next time you steal, I expect it to be something valuable.” -Lila Pitts 

50. “See now, you hanging out with Diego is how I know something’s wrong.” -Luther Hargreeves 

51. “I’m afraid there’s no tapping out in the real world, children.” -Reginald Hargreeves 

52. “You’ve grown too attached my old friend, lost your objectivity.” -Reginald Hargreeves

53. “We have to face this kugelblitz.” -Allison Hargreeves

54. “Luther, you’re stressing eating like you do.” -Sloane Hargreeves 

55. “I don’t normally say this, but I’m officially freaked out.” -Lila Pitts

56. “Well I don’t have anywhere else to go. But I’m not gonna stand here and watch you try to kill yourself.” -Allison Hargreeves 

57. “I don’t know but he referred to it as project oblivion.” -Pogo

58. “Have you ever felt like there’s something you’re supposed to be doing, something important but no one is telling you what it is…and you’re scared that you’re gonna miss out or…or…or mess it up because you’re always screwin’ things up, and you’re really fukin’ tired of it?” -Klaus Hargreeves

59. “No, not adopted. I borrowed him from my mate Trudy for a week.” -Lila Pitts

60. “Sorry is what you say when you spill a glass of milk, not obliterate someone’s child!” -Allison Hargreeves

61. “Mums are the worst.” -Lila Pitts

62. “He’s not in the bloody chimney! He’s been kugelblitzed!” -Lila Pitts

63. “The world’s ending, so I think it’s time we put our petty bullshit aside and work together on this kugelblitz.” -Luther Hargreeves

64. “I know Harlan killed all of our mothers.” -Allison Hargreeves

65. “This wasn’t about saving the world. This was about hurting me.” -Viktor Hargreeves

66. “Every time I build a new life for myself, you end the world and take it from me!” -Allison Hargreeves

67. “A new proposal. I help you master your powers, you stop blaming me for the sins of your other father. Allow us a new start.” -Reginald Hargreeves

68. “Sloane, will you marry me?” -Luther Hargreeves

69. “People like us, we will never save enough lives to make up for the ones that we take.” -Five Hargreeves

70. “You know what they call a superhero who works alone and doesn’t listen to anybody? A villain.” -Five Hargreeves

71. “I wish I had a cake to hit you with it in your face!” -Diego Hargreeves

72. “It’s over, Luther. We failed.” -Five Hargreeves

73. “Whatever’s on your bucket list, I recommend you do that now.” -Five Hargreeves

74. “Well, on that…super happy note, we’ve um…got a little announcement to make…we’re engaged!” -Luther Hargreeves

75. “All of space and time is collapsing and you lot are planning a wedding?” -Reginald Hargreeves

76. “Let’s get this over with before I die with cringe.” -Ben Hargreeves

77. “I pronounce you married as shit! Viva la apocalypse!” -Klaus Hargreeves

78. “You’d have made a superb father.” -Reginald Hargreeves

79. “The brother that you all knew as Ben is gone.” -Klaus Hargreeves

80. “Everybody coming together is what really matters, one big real family.” -Luther Hargreeves

81. “You’re a good person, Ben, but you’re trying really, really hard to be a bad one.” -Klaus Hargreeves

82. “This is a different Hargreeves. You need to give him a chance.” -Sloane Hargreeves

83. “I’ve seen world ends in ways that will knock your socks off, old man.” -Reginald Hargreeves

84. “Fine. I’ll attend you stupid meeting…if you tell me what happened with you in the buffalo suite last night?” -Five Hargreeves

85. “There is a portal in the universe. I built this hotel around it, and on the other side is the answer.” -Reginald Hargreeves

86. “You, my children, are all that stands between us and oblivion.” -Reginald Hargreeves

87. “Last night, you were right. Claire and Ray are gone. But…hating you won’t bring them back. And my pain…doesn’t give me permission to hurt you.” -Allison Hargreeves

88. “Let’s go save the bloody universe!” -Lila Pitts

89. “I lived my whole life for you. Everything you ever wanted me to do, I did. And I won’t anymore.” -Luther Hargreeves

90. “You’ve done a fine job bringing me back into the family fold. You’re just more trouble than you’re worth. Sorry, Klaus.” -Reginald Hargreeves

91. “This place is a test and a trap and a means of salvation, all at once.” -Reginald Hargreeves

92. “Luther loved you to the moon and back. You made him so happy.” -Allison Hargreeves

93. “Do you really think I made a deal with Dad to kill Luther and Klaus?” -Allison Hargreeves

94. “Why tell the truth when you can mindfuck someone into getting what you want without having to be truly vulnerable?” -Lila Pitts

95. “Why is it so important for Dad to like you? He doesn’t define you or us. We made our own mark in this world without him.” -Sloane Hargreeves

96. “You used me, you know, to get the family here. I get it, but you…you used me and when I was no more use to you, you leave me to die on the floor?” -Klaus Hargreeves

97. “When the baby gets here, tell him or her about the man I was. The man I tried to be.” -Diego Hargreeves

98. “What you guys need to know right now is that Dad killed Luther…and he locked me out of the tunnel…and he rang that stupid bell!” -Klaus Hargreeves

99. “Oh I’m just so happy to be home.” -Allison Hargreeves

100. “I think the old man did it. I think he reset the universe.” -Five Hargreeves

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