Netflix’s film titled Wine Country follows six close girlfriends who are celebrating one of their own’s 50th birthdays by staying in a rental in Napa Valley, the wine capital of the U.S. As the wine flows so do the secrets that each friend has kept hidden which leads to a hilarious and heartfelt weekend.
The director and star of the film Amy Poehler, has created a movie that touches on the realities of turning 50 and maintaining close friendships as you age with a comedic twist. If you enjoy watching comedies that focus on friendship and getting drunk on wine, then Wine Country is the movie for you!
Here’s the scoop on the best quotes from Netflix’s Wine Country!
1. “I just want to meet a nice lady and I want to make out for a while and then spoon a little bit and then that spooning can turn into a real spirited sixty-nining.” -Val
2. “How can I be generous in my assumptions of others when I hate most people?” -Jenny
3. “Guys, I fucked Devon.” -Abby
4. “God, fuck this organic shit!” -Naomi
5. “How old are you turning, little mama, 21?” -Devon
6. “I wish Prince’s ghost would come back and serenade me for like two whole hours and then make sweet sweet love to me.” -Naomi
7. “I did Molly in college, but she went back to her boyfriend.” -Val
8. “So, what am I looking at here, a high school tennis team, old dance crew, or ya’ll magically fit in the same pair of pants.” -Tammy
9. “I wish I’d never seen Dateline with the blacklight where they showed where the semen was.”- Jenny
10. “Mama needs to rock out with her cock out.” – Naomi
11. “So, ladies, we have lavender popping corn, and besides that, there’s a demi cruet of fleur de sel for you to sprinkle on for a light zest.” -Jade
12. “Ho Ho Ho Merry Vagmas and my name’s Dilda Claus.” -Val
13. “So, we take a really small amount of MDMA, and, apparently, it can create this common experience that’s like super bonding.” -Catherine
14. “Oh, fuck Ronald McDonald for making Filet-O-Fish. Fuck him ten ways from Sunday.” -Val
15. “I will always catch your motherfucking guitar, ‘cause you are my rock.” -Naomi
16. “I go whole days without speaking.” -Tammy
17. “From one old lady to another, get over all your shit, ‘cause it is later than you think.” -Lady Sunshine
18. “My soul age is 28.” -Rebecca
19. “I want to dedicate this song to my beautiful friend Rebecca. This is for you, honey tits.” -Naomi
20. “That was an important ‘oof,’ because it confirmed to me that I’m a complete piece of shit and that’s what made me the writer I am today.” -Jenny
21. “Ladies, we are gonna grab this day by the motherfucking balls!” -Rebecca
22. “You are acting like a millennial.” -Catherine
23. “Lady Sunshine was for real. I bet if we looked it up on the internet, we’d find out she’s been dead for 50 years.” -Jenny
24. “Just get to the bush and you’re fine from there. That’s what she said.” -Naomi
25. “Let me guess Dr. Dickswing, it’s because of her period.” -Val
26. “When I get home and if there is venom in my ankle, I’m gonna come back here and make sure you personally suck it out.” -Naomi
27. “It’s my birthday and I’m not gonna lay here and watch the fucking clouds go by.” -Rebecca
28. “Guess he really did come with the house.” -Catherine
29. “I can’t wait to see you guys and pinch all your butts… with consent.” -Val
30. “Once you’ve looked in the eye of a raccoon, you know your truth.” -Rebecca
31. “Just remember guys, whatever gets said it’s probably what the person has always felt, and the alcohol just let it out.” -Tammy
32. “Jade, we’re really hungry, so we’re gonna order really fast and we know what we want, so maybe you should get some water, and then I’ll tell you about our food allergies.” -Abby
33. “We were like sisters in the trenches, like the pizza trenches.” -Naomi
34. “This is expensive, and this is cheap as shit from the dollar store so remove hat before use.” -Val
35. “What did I say last night? I feel like I went on and on about somebody’s mom.” -Jenny
36. “I thought MDMA was that extreme fighting… wait, do they do coke and then they fight?” -Val
37. “So, if you see some beautiful spot, and you say to yourself: ‘I’d like to get up close and personal with that vista, but the terrain is clearly a no-go,” think again. I got you.’ -Devon
38. “I just wanna say that we never know where life is gonna take us. So, let’s live for today and party till our panties fly off.” -Naomi
39. “Because whenever I sniff candles, I always have to poop.” -Jenny
40. “Let me know when it all falls into place ‘cause last time I checked; this world’s pretty fucking selfish.” -Abby
41. “I feel like the universe is gently nudging you to chill.” -Rebecca
42. “Pedro, is the password still ‘penisgrigio72?'” -Tammy
43. “I’d love to stick around and snuggle, but the paella is probably peaking.” -Devon
44. “It’s the ghost of Amelia Earhart and she’s holding a small baby.” -Jenny
45. “Everybody get their stretchy clothes on ‘cause we’re gonna keep this party going!” -Abby
46. “Well, you all obviously have an entire haunted forest of toxic jibber-jabber to get through, so I’m gonna skedaddle.” -Tammy
47. “It’s when a thousand kids are in your bed, and the only touch you feel is a tiny sweaty foot to the back.” -Naomi
48. “You know Brian would just take her to Macaroni Grill, and then she’d have to drive home because he had too much to drink.” – Val
49. “Let’s stop dicking around.” -Tammy
50. “Make less deals and more squeals.” -Val
51. “Dicktasting… what the hell is that?” -Catherine
52. “I mean, I wanna yes this, but I’m just wondering how does Molly interact with the drugs I’m currently taking?” – Rebecca
53. “He had eyes like a beautiful newborn fawn.” -Jenny
54. “Are you saying I should put my knees before other’s needs?” -Val
55. “You need to help shed the tough skins that have built up over time… if you are to remain friends.” -Lady Sunshine
56. “It’s got kind of a garbage flavor, but the soap helps with the aftertaste.” -Tammy
57. “I would work at a bookstore, like a crunchy bookstore in Portland or Seattle, somewhere rainy and moody.” -Abby
58. “You don’t know my shoes bitch!” -Naomi
59. “Maybe it’ll be a cute little Colonel Sanders chin going on down there.” -Rebecca
60. “Hey guys, can we put our t-shirts on so we can get to the pavilion and take a super fun drone shot?” -Abby
61. “I love my birthday, I’m a Leo.” -Namoi
62. “I used to drive miles in the middle of the night just to go to this little newsstand by the bus station just to find lesbo porn.” -Val
63. “Art has been my raison d’être since literally my first moment of consciousness.” -Jade
64. “I’m uncomfortable in any one-on-one situation unless I can win.” -Tammy
65. “It really wasn’t until I met these girls that I experienced family.” -Catherine
66. “I need to know that we’re all gonna be there for each other, because this group is sacred to me, and if we can’t get through a weekend together well, then I’m completely lost.” -Naomi
67. “Any chance we could have sex?” -Devon
68. “Number one, I’m in a shitty marriage. Brian is a world-class ding dong.” -Rebecca
69. “Holy shit, Kesha’s here?” -Naomi
70. “I have to do this, I’m an artist. Can I take your picture?” -Jade
71. “I hope these napkins aren’t haunted.” -Val
72. “I actually really resent it when people, especially other women, automatically assume, when they see a group of us that we’re gonna fight.” -Catherine
73. “The feedback I offered her, as corny as it sounds, is ‘Age is truly just a number.'” -Rebecca
74. “You guys should have come to my divorce party, there was a really great band.” -Abby
75. “I love you turkeys so much.” -Naomi
76. “I’m a psychic, not Magellan.” -Lady Sunshine
77. “I’m Devon, I come with the house. Think of me as your driver, your tour guide, your chef.” -Devon
78. “A little advice for today, if you or anyone around you starts a sentence with ‘Can I just say something?’ stop right there.” -Tammy
79. “I’m not giving you your precious phone back until you start flossing.” -Naomi
80. “I just spent $750.” -Jenny
81. “Put me in my finest muumuu!” -Rebecca
82. “You gotta get contestants on that show that are kids because I love watching kids with knives.” -Tammy
83. “We are exactly where we need to be. We’re doing fine. Fran Fine.” -Abby
84. “Do you think throwing the itineraries out the window was on the itinerary?” -Naomi
85. “Whatever we do we have to harmonize in here ‘cause the acoustics are the shit.” -Val
86. “We made edible organic soaps.” -Tammy
87. “I hope you guys like the house. Let’s get drunk. Happy Birthday.” -Abby
88. “Loneliness is for suckers.” -Tammy
89. “So, let’s stop pretending that this weekend is about me because it’s all about you.” -Rebecca
90. “And what were the results of my fart test?” -Catherine
91. “Oh, it’s just like our, you know, ‘That’s what she said. You know, ‘Things we say now.’” -Naomi
92. “Have you ever tried that feedback thing on Brian?”-Abby
93. “Let’s do DUI songs!” -Naomi
94. “I do not want to learn about wine on this trip.” -Jenny
95. “Funny story, I had some wine diamonds today, and I don’t feel so good.”-Naomi
96. “Ah, Brian and his jokes.” -Abby
97. “I feel like hot garbage.” -Naomi
98. “Cannot let a stranger stay a stranger.” -Jenny
99. “I’m not coming after you. This is a dual storm out.” -Abby
100. “This wall of shoe boxes should really snap her out of her mood.” -Catherine
Watch Wine Country on Netflix now!
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