100 Best Quotes from Samurai Rabbit: The Usagi Chronicles

Have you ever imagined what it was like to be a samurai? Samurai Rabbit: The Usagi Chronicles is an action-comedy CGI-animated series based upon well-known comic books. The series follows Yuichi Usagi as he learns not only what it is to be a true samurai but to be a better rabbit as well.

Yuichi, the descendant of Miyamoto Usagi, dreams of being a samurai in futuristic Neo Edo. In fact, he tries to follow in Miyamoto’s footsteps as he battles against Yokai with Gen, Chizu, and Kitsune.

Here’s the scoop on quotes from Samurai Rabbit: The Usagi Chronicles!

1. “It’s just Auntie’s farm botto. It’s not even turned on.” – Usagi

2. “You’re always sorry, and you always do it again. You can’t just do the first thing that comes into your head. You need to start thinking before you act ” – Auntie

3. “I’ll never be a samurai if I stay here.” – Usagi

4. “And in the city, I can become a samurai like my ancestor.” – Usagi

5. “Let’s just relax. You’re madder than I thought.” – Usagi

6. “Go on, take it.” – Auntie

7. “That crystal has been handed down from generation to generation. I set it in the sword’s hilt myself. It has always brought me luck. Well, almost always.” – Auntie

8. “But I have to admit that you and this farm are not a good fit. This place is killing your soul.” – Auntie

9. “I don’t need a sensei.” – Usagi

10. “You need more. You need to learn respect, patience, and wisdom. Only then can you become what you are meant to be.” – Auntie

11. “The greatest master needs their sword at the least.” – Auntie

12. “I’m going to the city to be the greatest samurai ever.”- Usagi

13. “I can’t wait to show them what I can do.” – Usagi

14. “I guess the Steamcycle is excited to be in Neo Edo too!” – Usagi

15. “Okay, Neo Edo, bring on the bad guys!” – Usagi

16. “Your farming metaphors mean nothing to me.” – Usagi

17. “Okay, maybe, we’d be better off on foot, Spot.” – Usagi

18. “Look at the airship, Spot!” – Usagi

19. “Do I smell? Been worse.” – Usagi

20. “And your description is accurate, but still offensive.” – Gen

21. “Now, put down the pig or I’ll put down the hurt.” – Usagi

22. “You just helped Neo Edo’s most wanted criminal escape.” – Gen

23. “And you look like a stuffed toy, but you’re about to look like a pancake!” – Gen

24. “Assess the situation and get the facts before you engage. One of the first rules of fighting.” – Gen

25. “Says the guy who just let Warimashi escape.” – Gen

26. “I never said it was a free puppet show.” – Kitsune

27. “Cut it out. I’m trying to look threatening.” – Gen

28. “You have interrupted snapping practice.” –  Chikabuma

29. “That’s the Ki-stone? I thought it would be fancier. And more yellow.” – Usagi

30. “Why is my face so stabby?” – Gen

31. “Can we have a time-out? I wanna look at the Ki-Stone!” – Usagi

32. “Tomorrow, I ask for a raise.” – Chizu

33. “There is something wrong with that rabbit.” – Chizu

34. “Maybe file that thing down, huh?” – Usagi

35. “I don’t believe in Yokai.” – Kitsune

36. “Okay. Maybe you got this.” – Usagi

37. “It’s just ordinary, uh, broom technique.” – Chizu

38. “‘Ugh! Ghost germs!” – Gen

39. “It’s just a rock. It can’t decide things.” – Gen

40. “Magic is just what we call things we don’t understand.” – Tetsujin

41. “Ha! I’m never impuls…Is that a yo-yo?” – Usagi

42. “I’m glowing and floating.” – Tetsujin

43. “Miyamoto Usagi was a great hero. He wasn’t a traitor!” – Usagi

44. “They put his face on every dartboard.” – Chizu

45. “Get a shot of me arresting me.” – Lord Kogane

46. “Everyone here thinks Miyamoto Usagi was a villain. I have to prove it’s not true.” – Usagi

47. “I knock down this wall every Thursday.” – Gen

48. “You don’t exist! Go away!” – Lord Kogane

49. “If I live, you’re all fired!” – Lord Kogane

50. “Total nerd.” – Kitsune

51. “And I know I have to try because my auntie taught me to always protect those who need protecting.” – Usagi

52. “You rule this city, and it offends me.” – Karasu-Tengu

53. “I bet we look so cool right now. Oh, man, someone get a picture. Come on.” – Usagi

54. “I swear I’m going to prove it!” – Usagi

55. “Can I have nicer handcuffs?” – Kitsune

56. “Fail means jail!” – Lord Kogane

57. “All ears, no brains!” – Gen

58. “No one comes here. It’s a dump.” – Kitsune

59. “It’s the Yokai. Yokai are made of spirit energy.” – Usagi

60. “I think you made them mad.” – Kitsune

61.  “I promise I’ll never snatch another purse.” – Kitsune

62. “How do you talk with no mouth?” – Usagi

63. “Maybe. But I’m closer to that sword.” – Usagi

64. “You know, they always say to expect the unexpected, but when that’s a hat with teeth, I wonder to myself, is that really what I want to be expecting?” – Usagi

65.  “Yeah, well, that’s a lot of judgy for a guy whose ancestor murdered the Shogun.” – Kitsune

66. “Hey you don’t have to tell me the truth, but don’t tell me lies.” – Kitsune

67. “No. It’s no fun if you know it’s coming.” – Dare Mo

68. “Now would be a good time to go all stabby-crazy again.” – Kitsune

69. “You don’t know anything about me. We met a few hours ago.” – Gen

70. “You know, first I was with a carnival, and then I lived on a cactus farm for a while.” – Toshiko

71. Now, can we quit talking about this and go get killed by Yokai?” – Gen

72. “You learn something new every day. Except not tomorrow because you’ll be dead.” – Dare Mo

73. “Go if you want. I’m not giving up!” -Gen

74. “No, if this house is important to you, we’re not giving it up.” – Usagi

75. “Usagi, my true power isn’t changing shape. It’s seeing what’s in your heart. And in your heart, you know you put this whole city in danger.” – Dare Mo

76. “But some of you are monsters.” – Dare Mo

77. “Yes, you are the jerk.” – Chizu

78. “I promise in the future I’ll try to try to stop and think and not go sword-crazy and start chopping you guys up.” – Usagi

79. “It all depends on how you treat them.” – Dare Mo

80. “You’re talking about things that aren’t me, so I’m leaving.” – Lord Kogane

81. “There’s a cut, and it hurts a lot, and it’s filling up with death germs!” – Gen

82. “It’s my eyebrows I’m worried about. Does it seem like they’re at different levels?” – Gen

83. “Don’t look at my butt!” – Gen

84. “Once I control Neo Edo’s power source, the city will be at my mercy.” – Lady Fuwa

85. “Who knew finding a size-11 fake rhino horn would be so hard.” – Usagi

86. “You look like you’re getting ready to fight a whole lot of people at once, which would be a very poor life choice.” – Kitsune

87. “Surviving is cooler!” – Kitsune

88. “Beat up the whole city? You’re gonna run out of knuckles, bro.” – Kitsune

89. “Okay, Chikabuma has a bunch of tattoos, but you can’t see them because of his fur.” – Chikabuma

90. “I’m not even warmed up.” – Usagi

91. “Chikabuma is about to break a sweat. And that is not cool.” – Chikabuma

92. “Okay, how many fingers am I holding up?” – Tetsujin

93. “I’m silent like clouds probably are.” – Tetsujin

94. “I was totally planning to be tied up in a cart today anyway.” – Kitsune

95. “Why did I headbutt? Never do the headbutt!” – Usagi

96. “I’m not a clown.” – Gen

97. “You see, this is why you need a Sensei.” – Gen

98. “This is probably a bad time to ask, but did you steal this sky cart?” – Gen

99. “You act without considering the consequences.” – Karasu-Tengu

100. “Does the gum undercut my whole…image?” – Lady Kuwa

The Netflix animated series was released all at once to keep viewers interested. After all, viewers could binge all ten episodes. The series was released as an homage to the Usagi Yojimbo by Stan Sakai, which is focused on Miyamoto Usagi.

The quotes from Samurai Rabbit: The Usagi Chronicles make us laugh at the ups and downs of the fun cast of characters. Watch this action-comedy on Netflix now!

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