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100 Best Quotes from The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window

You can stop waiting by your window because we're about to talk about some thrilling quotes from The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window.

The Netflix miniseries is a dark comedy and primarily a parody of popular mystery thrillers like The Girl on the Train and Rear Window. Kristen Bell stars as the grief-stricken main character who believes she has witnessed a murder.

The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window falters a bit with its pacing, but Kristen Bell's performance certainly makes up for it. And of course, the best part about this miniseries is its brilliant quotable moments!

Here's the scoop on the best quotes from The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window!

1. “My husband told me I have an over active imagination.” – Anna

2. “When your past is so present, how can there be a future?” – Anna

Kristen Bell as Anna
The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Kristen Bell as Anna in episode 103 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Cr. Colleen E. Hayes/Netflix © 2021

3. “There are monsters. They’re just not under the bed.” – Anna

4. “I’ve gotten so used to nightmares I almost forgot what it’s like to dream.”– Anna

Brendan Jennings as Massacre Mike
The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Brendan Jennings as Massacre Mike in episode 103 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Cr. Courtesy Of Netflix © 2021

5. “We tell children so many lies. Not to worry, not to be afraid, not to believe in monsters. But why don’t we tell them the truth?” – Anna

6. "Life is for the living... And so are casseroles. - Anna

Benjamin Levy Aguilar as Rex, Kristen Bell as Anna
The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. (L to R) Benjamin Levy Aguilar as Rex, Kristen Bell as Anna in episode 106 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Cr. Courtesy Of Netflix © 2021

7. “Our 9-year-old daughter was left alone with a man who the authorities nicknamed Massacre Mike.” - Anna

8. "There's so many layers to casseroles, just like they are so many layers to a person.” - Anna

Kristen Bell as Anna
The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Kristen Bell as Anna in episode 108 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Cr. Courtesy Of Netflix © 2021

9. “To get to the bottom of something, sometimes you have to remind yourself that if you don't risk anything, you risk everything.” - Anna

10. “Jesus, what does that woman do? Just stare out her window all day?” - Anna

Cast member in Episode 108 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window.
The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Episode 108 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Cr. Courtesy Of Netflix © 2021

11. “F*ck you for buying all the chocolate bars with almonds!” – Anna

12. “It’s my stupid ombrophobia.” – Anna

Kristen Bell as Anna in episode 103 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window.
The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Kristen Bell as Anna in episode 103 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Cr. Colleen E. Hayes/Netflix © 2021

13. “I need a f*cking drink.” – Anna

14. “You’re just stuck in the present with your past.” – Anna

Tom Riley as Neil, Kristen Bell as Anna i
The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. (L to R) Tom Riley as Neil, Kristen Bell as Anna in episode 103 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Cr. Colleen E. Hayes/Netflix © 2021

15. “I know. I wish I was in my pajamas staying home with you tonight too.” – Anna

16. “So, do you just… You just sit here all day and watch these people?” – Sloane

Tom Riley as Neil
The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Tom Riley as Neil in episode 104 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Cr. Colleen E. Hayes/Netflix © 2021

17. “Because I’m dead.” — Elizabeth

18. “Elizabeth died that day, but you did not have to die with her.” – Sloane

Tom Riley as Neil, Janina Gavankar as Meredith
The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. (L to R) Tom Riley as Neil, Janina Gavankar as Meredith in episode 104 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Cr. Colleen E. Hayes/Netflix © 2021

19. “We were so happy once.” – Anna

20. “I was so talented once.” – Anna

Tom Riley as Neil
The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Tom Riley as Neil in episode 104 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Cr. Colleen E. Hayes/Netflix © 2021

21. “That sometimes I speak with a British accent even though I’m not British.” – Anna

22. "Oh baby girl, I just feel like I'm falling apart. Like a house of cards. Or like a sandcastle when the tide has come in... I don't know." - Anna

Christina Anthony as Detective Lane, Larry Dorf as Officer Spitz
The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. (L to R) Christina Anthony as Detective Lane, Larry Dorf as Officer Spitz in episode 106 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Cr. Colleen E. Hayes/Netflix © 2021

23. “He’s right, about all of it. That’s why he left me.” – Anna

24. “I said I’m not. Jesus. I’m so sick of talking I could scream. I mean, I feel like I could kill somebody.” – Anna

Kristen Bell as Anna
The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Kristen Bell as Anna in episode 106 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Cr. Colleen E. Hayes/Netflix © 2021

25. “It’s tragic. But you can’t be a victim for the rest of your life.” – Carol

26. “Jesus. Love yourself much? – Anna

Tom Riley as Neil, Samsara Leela Yett as Emma
The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. (L to R) Tom Riley as Neil, Samsara Leela Yett as Emma in episode 106 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Cr. Colleen E. Hayes/Netflix © 2021

27. “Do you know what an eggplant emoji means?” – Anna

28. “Can you stop telling people that I have a drinking problem?” – Anna

Kristen Bell as Anna
The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Kristen Bell as Anna in episode 106 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Cr. Colleen E. Hayes/Netflix © 2021

29. “Talk to me when your kid dies and we’ll see how bat sh*t crazy you are!” – Anna

30. “But I do not feel bad for you anymore, and I will not pray for you anymore.” – Carol

Tom Riley as Neil in episode 107 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window
The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Tom Riley as Neil in episode 107 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Cr. Colleen E. Hayes/Netflix © 2021

31. “Seriously Anna. You are no longer in my prayers.” – Carol

32. “Who the f*ck is this girl?”– Anna

Kristen Bell as Anna in episode 107 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window.
The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Kristen Bell as Anna in episode 107 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Cr. Colleen E. Hayes/Netflix © 2021

33. “Whatcha making?” - Anna

34. “French omelettes. The secret is how you whisk the eggs. Everyone whisks their eggs too fast. But you got to take your time, and then you got to cook it low and slow.” - Rex

Kristen Bell as Anna in episode 107 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window
The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Kristen Bell as Anna in episode 107 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Cr. Colleen E. Hayes/Netflix © 2021

35. “Do you do everything low and slow?” - Anna

36. “What does that mean?” - Rex

Michael Ealy as Douglas in episode 108 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window
The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Michael Ealy as Douglas in episode 108 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Cr. Colleen E. Hayes/Netflix © 2021

37. “I don't know, I'm sorry. I'm not good at sexy talk.” - Anna

38. “When did I paint that?” - Anna

Kristen Bell as Anna in episode 107 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window.
The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Kristen Bell as Anna in episode 107 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Cr. Colleen E. Hayes/Netflix © 2021

39. “I know I have to. I just…don’t know how.” – Anna

40. “You put on a dress, you do your make up. You’re too cute to be sad forever.” - Carol

Michael Ealy as Douglas, Kristen Bell as Anna in episode 107 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window
The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. (L to R) Michael Ealy as Douglas, Kristen Bell as Anna in episode 107 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Cr. Colleen E. Hayes/Netflix © 2021

41. “Bingo.” - Anna

42. “We released Rex Bakke.” - Detective Lane

Christina Anthony as Detective Lane, Kristen Bell as Anna in episode 107 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window
The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. (L to R) Christina Anthony as Detective Lane, Kristen Bell as Anna in episode 107 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Cr. Colleen E. Hayes/Netflix © 2021

43. “He had an airtight alibi. CCTV shows him at Wild Bill's the night of the murder. The only thing he slayed was his dance routine.” - Detective Lane 

44. “Is there anything about Buell that you didn't tell me back when you hired him to fix our mailbox... all those years ago?” - Anna

Kristen Bell as Anna, Michael Hitchcock as Fingerprint Technician in episode 107 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window
The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. (L to R) Kristen Bell as Anna, Michael Hitchcock as Fingerprint Technician in episode 107 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Cr. Colleen E. Hayes/Netflix © 2021

45. “Like what?” - Douglas

46. “Like about his past. How did he become our handyman?” - Anna

Cameron Britton as Buell in episode 108 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window.
The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Cameron Britton as Buell in episode 108 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Cr. Colleen E. Hayes/Netflix © 2021

47. “He was my patient.” - Douglas

48. “Your patient?” - Anna

Samsara Leela Yett as Emma in episode 108 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window
The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Samsara Leela Yett as Emma in episode 108 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Cr. Colleen E. Hayes/Netflix © 2021

49. “My very first patient. I, um, rehabilitated him and... and got him released early.” - Douglas

50. “From where?” - Anna

Tom Riley as Neil in episode 108 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window
The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Tom Riley as Neil in episode 108 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Cr. Colleen E. Hayes/Netflix © 2021

51. “State hospital. He had been found criminally insane.” - Douglas

52. “What did he do?” - Anna

Samsara Leela Yett as Emma, Shelley Hennig as Lisa in episode 108 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window
The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. (L to R) Samsara Leela Yett as Emma, Shelley Hennig as Lisa in episode 108 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Cr. Colleen E. Hayes/Netflix © 2021

53. “He killed his entire family with a claw hammer.” - Douglas

54. “Why did you not tell me about this before?” - Anna

Samsara Leela Yett as Emma, Kristen Bell as Anna in episode 108 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window
The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. (L to R) Samsara Leela Yett as Emma, Kristen Bell as Anna in episode 108 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Cr. Colleen E. Hayes/Netflix © 2021

55. “Well, I didn't think you'd want him to work for us.” - Douglas

56. “I wouldn't have!” - Anna

Samsara Leela Yett as Emma, Kristen Bell as Anna in episode 108 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window
The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. (L to R) Samsara Leela Yett as Emma, Kristen Bell as Anna in episode 108 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Cr. Colleen E. Hayes/Netflix © 2021

57. “But we needed someone to fix the mailbox.” - Douglas

58. “It's still not fixed!” - Anna

Kristen Bell as Anna in episode 108 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window.
The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Kristen Bell as Anna in episode 108 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Cr. Colleen E. Hayes/Netflix © 2021

59. “Carol said she saw what she thought was a confrontation between you and Chastity. Said you jumped out of your car, left it running in the middle of the street, kind of got in her face…” - Detective Lane

60. “How do I keep forgetting that?” - Anna

Kristen Bell as Anna, Samsara Leela Yett as Emma in episode 108 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window
The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. (L to R) Kristen Bell as Anna, Samsara Leela Yett as Emma in episode 108 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Cr. Colleen E. Hayes/Netflix © 2021

61. “I think you should paint again. You’re too good.” - Neil 

62. “And the biggest risk you can take is to risk nothing." – Anna

Kristen Bell as Anna in episode 102 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window.
The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Kristen Bell as Anna in episode 102 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Cr. Courtesy Of Netflix © 2021

63. “So maybe, from all the way over here, that red scarf could look like blood, especially if you’ve had all this wine.” – Detective Lane 

64. “Hi. That sign over there says that, uh, you'll be flying to the West Coast next year.” - Anna

Kristen Bell as Anna in episode 101 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window.
The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Kristen Bell as Anna in episode 101 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Cr. Colleen E. Hayes/Netflix © 2021

65. “Right.” - Airline Assistant

66. “So, right now Olympia Airlines doesn't fly to the West Coast?” - Anna

Kristen Bell as Anna in episode 101 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window.
The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Kristen Bell as Anna in episode 101 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Cr. Colleen E. Hayes/Netflix © 2021

67. “Correct. Not until next year.” - Airline Assistant

68. “So currently, you don't fly to Seattle?” - Anna

Kristen Bell as Anna in episode 101 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window
The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Kristen Bell as Anna in episode 101 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Cr. Colleen E. Hayes/Netflix © 2021

69. “Currently, Seattle's on the West Coast. I need to help this gentleman out. Or sorry, did you have more geography questions?” - Airline Assistant 

70. “That was really touching what you said about your brother. - Eileen

Samsara Leela Yett as Emma in episode 101 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window.
The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Samsara Leela Yett as Emma in episode 101 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Cr. Colleen E. Hayes/Netflix © 2021

71. “Yeah. These things are hard to talk about.” - Anna

72. “Oh, no. I meant the words. Autoerotic axphys... . Asphyxiation. It's... literally hard to pronounce.” - Eileen

Kristen Bell as Anna in episode 101 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window.
The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Kristen Bell as Anna in episode 101 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Cr. Colleen E. Hayes/Netflix © 2021

73. “How you feeling?” - Detective Lane

74. “Like I was hit by a Mack truck, driven by a 9-year-old.” - Anna

Tom Riley as Neil in episode 101 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window
The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Tom Riley as Neil in episode 101 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Cr. Colleen E. Hayes/Netflix © 2021

75. "If lying to your romantic partner was a crime, everybody would be in jail." – Detective Lane

76. “I can’t have imagined that.” – Anna

Cameron Britton as Buell in episode 101 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window.
The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Cameron Britton as Buell in episode 101 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Cr. Colleen E. Hayes/Netflix © 2021

77. “None of this makes any sense.” – Anna

78. “I know what grief can do. It can make you feel crazy.” – Neil

Kristen Bell as Anna in episode 102 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window.
The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Kristen Bell as Anna in episode 102 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Cr. Colleen E. Hayes/Netflix © 2021

79. “You had to have heard something last night.” – Anna

80. “As a matter of fact, I did. I heard police sirens that woke up my boys.” – Carol

Mary Holland as Sloane in episode 102 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window.
The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Mary Holland as Sloane in episode 102 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Cr. Colleen E. Hayes/Netflix © 2021

81. “And if you risk nothing what you’re really doing is risking not getting to the bottom of something.” – Anna

82. “Where is the blood?” – Anna

Kristen Bell as Anna in episode 102 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window.
The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Kristen Bell as Anna in episode 102 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Cr. Colleen E. Hayes/Netflix © 2021

83. “You broke into my house?” – Neil

84. “First of all, she’s dead.” - Anna

Shelley Hennig as Lisa, Samsara Leela Yett as Emma, Tom Riley as Neil in episode 102 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window
The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. (L to R) Shelley Hennig as Lisa, Samsara Leela Yett as Emma, Tom Riley as Neil in episode 102 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Cr. Colleen E. Hayes/Netflix © 2021

85. “Stay away from me and my daughter.” – Neil

86. “Someone’s gotta believe me.” – Anna

Kristen Bell as Anna, Samsara Leela Yett as Emma in episode 102 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window
The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. (L to R) Kristen Bell as Anna, Samsara Leela Yett as Emma in episode 102 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Cr. Colleen E. Hayes/Netflix © 2021

87. “I believe you’re in a ton of pain.” – Sloane

88. “No. I am telling you I saw her.” – Anna

Brenda Koo as Carol in episode 102 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window
The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Brenda Koo as Carol in episode 102 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Cr. Colleen E. Hayes/Netflix © 2021

89. “You see Elizabeth too.” – Sloane

90. “Jesus. Oh my God. You’re right.” – Anna

Kristen Bell as Anna, Samsara Leela Yett as Emma in episode 103 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window
The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. (L to R) Kristen Bell as Anna, Samsara Leela Yett as Emma in episode 103 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Cr. Colleen E. Hayes/Netflix © 2021

91. “I’m here because I woke up this morning convinced I witnessed a murder.” – Anna

92. “Maybe I’m afraid that if I get better, I’ll forget about her.” – Anna

Samsara Leela Yett as Emma in episode 103 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window
The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Samsara Leela Yett as Emma in episode 103 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Cr. Colleen E. Hayes/Netflix © 2021

93. “I mean, I have a shrink, but I lie to him.” – Anna

94. “I also don’t think I was really in a place to listen.” – Anna

Samsara Leela Yett as Emma in episode 103 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window.
The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Samsara Leela Yett as Emma in episode 103 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Cr. Colleen E. Hayes/Netflix © 2021

95. “Do not go down that road again. It’s the grief.” – Anna

96. “Maybe she didn’t want him to know where she was going.” - Detective Lane

Nitya Vidyasagar as Hillary in episode 104 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window
The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Nitya Vidyasagar as Hillary in episode 104 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Cr. Colleen E. Hayes/Netflix © 2021

97. “What about the earring? This is evidence.” – Anna

98. “Or maybe you’re just a mother whose daughter was murdered in the most horrific way possible.” – Detective Lane

Janina Gavankar as Meredith in episode 104 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window
The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Janina Gavankar as Meredith in episode 104 of The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window. Cr. Colleen E. Hayes/Netflix © 2021

99. “I took an oath to seek justice, not vengeance.” – Detective Lane

100. “I wish I could make it up to you, but all I can do is look out for you.” - Detective Lane

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