The classic slasher film, Scream is one of the biggest horror franchises' to ever be released. The 1996 movie centers around a teenage girl that happens to be targeted by another killer after the death of her mother. The killer behind the white mask does nothing short of terrorizing the girl and her friends through a deadly game.
The Popular Scream franchise not only has five films but also has a television series and even a game to test your nerves. Featuring actors such as Drew Barrymore and Courtney Cox, Scream is every bit iconic as Halloween and A Nightmare on Elm Street. Here is the scoop on hilarious yet terrifying Scream quotes!
1. "Fairness would be to rip your insides out and hang you from a tree." -Principal Himbry
2. "When I say hurry, please interpret that as, move your fat tub of lard ass, now!" -Gale Weathers
3. "Not in my movie." -Sidney
4. "I'm feelin' a little woozy here!" -Stu
5. "You hang up on me again and I'll gut you like a fish!" -Casey
6. "You should never say 'who's there?' Don't you watch scary movies? It's a death wish. You might as well come out here to investigate a strange noise or something." -Ghostface
7. "That is so sexist. The killer could easily be female. Basic instinct." -Tatum
8. "I never thought I'd be so happy to be a virgin." -Randy
9. "We all go a little mad sometimes." -Billy
10. "You're not scared, are ya?" -Dewey
11. "There are certain rules someone must abide by to survive a scary movie." -Randy
12. "You sick f**ks. You've seen one too many movies!" -Sidney
13. "Corn syrup. Same stuff they used for pig's blood in Carrie." -Billy
14. "Was that before or after he sliced and diced?!" -Randy
15. "Who am I, the beer wench?" -Tatum
16. "If I'm right about this, I could save a man's life. Do you know what that would do for my book sales?" -Gale Weathers
17. "Guess I remembered the safety that time, bastard." -Gale Weathers
18. "Now Sid, don't you blame the movies. Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!" -Billy
19. "She looked dead man. Still does." -Stuart
20. "Why can't I be in a Meg Ryan movie? Or even a good porno." -Sidney
21. "People treat me like I'm the anti-Christ of television journalism." -Gale
22. "No, please don't 'off' me, Mr. Ghostface, I wanna be in the sequel!" -Tatum
23. "What's leatherface doing here?" -Randy
24. "Careful. This is the moment when the supposedly dead killer comes back to life, for one last scare." Randy
25. "What's the point? They're all the same. Some stupid killer stalking some big-breasted girl who can't act who is always running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door." -Sidney
26. "You're making popcorn?" -Ghostface
27. "Everybody's a suspect!" -Randy
28. "The police are always off track with this s**t! If they'd watch Prom Night, they'd save time! There's a formula to it. A very simple formula!" -Randy
29. "If you were the only suspect in a senseless bloodbath - would you be standing in the horror section?" -Randy
30. "I'm sorry Deputy Dewey-boy, but we're ready to go. Now! Okay?" -Tatum
31. "Looks like you fingered the wrong guy, again." -Stuart
32. "Did we ever find out why Hannibal Lecter likes to eat people? DON'T THINK SO! See, it's a lot more scarier when there's no motive, Sid." -Billy
33. "My name isn't Jesus." -Kenny
34. "Janitors are the superior." -Tatum
35. "Looks like you fingered the wrong guy, again." -Stuart
36. "What's the matter Sidney? You look like you've seen a ghost." -Billy
37. "It's called subtlety, Stu. You should look it up." -Billy
38. "Jamie Lee was always a virgin in horror movies. She didn't how her t**s 'til she went legits." -Randy
39. "It's the millennium. Motives are incidental." -Randy
40. "My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me!" -Stuart
41. "See, you push the laws, and you end up (gone). Okay, I'll see you in the kitchen with a knife." -Randy
42. "We've already played that game. Remember? You lost." -Billy
43. "You wish it was Ted. Don't forget to set the alarm!" -Ghostface
44. "I'm going to slit your eyelids in half, so you don't blink when I stab you in the face." -Ghostface
45. "I never said I was in YOUR closet." -Ghostface
46. "Well, a 'serial killer' is not really accurate. Gotta knock off a couple more to get that title." -Dewey
47. "Name the killer in Halloween." -Ghostface
48. "More of a game really. Can you handle that... blondie?" -Ghostface
49. "Don't ever, EVER say I'll be right back, cause you won't be back." -Randy
50. "Scary night, isn't it? With the murders and all it's like right out of a horror movie or something." -Stuart
51. "It's all part of the game, Sidney...it's called GUESS HOW I'M GONNA DIE!" -Billy
52. "Yeah, Casey and Steve were completely hollowed out. In fact, it takes a man to do something like that." -Stuart
53. "I know. I should be in New York covering the Sharon stalker, but who knew?" -Gale
54. "What do I have to do to prove to you that I'm not the killer?" -Billy
55. "It's like Jodie Foster in Silence of the Lambs when she keeps having flashbacks of her dead father." -Billy Loomis
56. "Oh, so you thought you would climb through my window and have a little raw footage?" -Sidney
57. "Yeah but let's face it Sidney...Your mother was no Sharon Sone, huh?" -Stuart
58. "I've got an ending for you. The reporter left for dead in the news van, comes to stumble on you two dipsh*ts, finds the gun, foils your plan, an saves the day." -Gale
59. "It occurred to me that I had never snuck through your bedroom window." -Billy
60. "You make me so sick. Your entire havoc-inducing, thieving, whoring generation disgusts me." -Principal Himbry
61. "Listen, it was Jason! I saw that movie twenty goddamn times!" -Casey
62. "Randy, that's so unoriginal. I'm disappointed in you." -Sidney
63. "Now that Billy tried to mutilate her, do you think Sid would go out with me?" -Randy
64. "Not so fast, we're going to play a little game. It's called: Guess who just called the police and reported your sorry motherfu**ing ass!" -Sidney
65. "How do you gut someone?" -Sidney
66. "Stupidity leak!" -Tatum
67. "Sidney, how does it feel to be almost brutally butchered? People want to know. They have a right to know! How does it feel?" -Reporter
68. "Listen up. They found Principal Himbry dead. He was gutted and hung from the goal post on the football field." -Randy
69. "I wouldn't dream of breaking your underwear rule." -Billy
70. "I'll be right back!" -Stuart
71. "Jesus, the camera, hurry!" -Gale
72. "It certainly would improve your high school 'Q'." -Randy
73. "Sorry Billy. I guess I got a little too zealous, that's all." -Stuart
74. "Her dad's out of town, all right. She's staying with us tonight." -Tatum
75. "You take a knife and you slit them from groin to sternum." -Stuart
76. "I am sorry if my traumatized life is an inconvenience to you and your perfect existence." -Sidney
77. "I can't, Billy. You already cut me too deep. I think I'm dying here, man!" -Stuart
78. "Would you settle for a PG-13 relationship?" -Sidney
79. "Peer pressure. I'm far too sensitive." -Stuart
80. "Are you alone in the house?" -Stuart
81. "Ah, Stu, Stu, Stu. What's your motive? Billy's got one. The police are on their way. What are you going to tell them?" -Sidney
82. "Watch a few movies; take a few notes...it was fun!" -Billy
83. "Hey. It's called tact, you f**k rag." -Billy
84. "Look, here comes the obligatory tit shot." -Randy
85. "They'll never make it in time. We're out in the middle of nowhere." -Stuart
86. "Think he did it?" -Dewey
87. "But this is life. This isn't a movie." -Sidney
88. "Oh, God, Kenny. I'm sorry but get off my f**king windshield!" -Gale
89. "Only you can pick your genre." -Billy
90. "I'll send you a copy. BAM! B*tch went down. I'll send you a copy. BAM! Syd! Superb**h!" -Tatum
91. "You're not going to pee alone anymore. If you pee, I pee. Is that clear?" -Tatum
92. "Billy and his penis don't deserve you." -Tatum
93. "Oh really Alicia?" -Randy
94. "I will totally protect you. Yo, I am so buff, I got you covered, girl." -Stu
95. "Thanks, Dewey, but with my luck, I'd get Tori Spelling." -Sidney
96. "Second, you can never drink or do drugs." -Randy
97. "In your dreams!" -Sidney
98. "You get one right, you die." -Billy
99. "Cut Casper, that's a wrap!" -Tatum
100. "Why would you be calling from my front porch?" -Sidney
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