100 Best Scream Quotes

The classic slasher film, Scream is one of the biggest horror franchises’ to ever be released. The 1996 movie centers around a teenage girl that happens to be targeted by another killer after the death of her mother. The killer behind the white mask does nothing short of terrorizing the girl and her friends through a deadly game.

The Popular Scream franchise not only has five films but also has a television series and even a game to test your nerves. Featuring actors such as Drew Barrymore and Courtney Cox, Scream is every bit iconic as Halloween and A Nightmare on Elm Street. Here is the scoop on hilarious yet terrifying Scream quotes!

1. “Fairness would be to rip your insides out and hang you from a tree.” -Principal Himbry

2. “When I say hurry, please interpret that as, move your fat tub of lard ass, now!” -Gale Weathers

3. “Not in my movie.” -Sidney

4. “I’m feelin’ a little woozy here!” -Stu

5. “You hang up on me again and I’ll gut you like a fish!” -Casey

6. “You should never say ‘who’s there?’ Don’t you watch scary movies? It’s a death wish. You might as well come out here to investigate a strange noise or something.” -Ghostface

7. “That is so sexist. The killer could easily be female. Basic instinct.” -Tatum

8. “I never thought I’d be so happy to be a virgin.” -Randy

9. “We all go a little mad sometimes.” -Billy

10. “You’re not scared, are ya?” -Dewey

11. “There are certain rules someone must abide by to survive a scary movie.” -Randy

12. “You sick f**ks. You’ve seen one too many movies!” -Sidney

13. “Corn syrup. Same stuff they used for pig’s blood in Carrie.” -Billy

14. “Was that before or after he sliced and diced?!” -Randy

15. “Who am I, the beer wench?” -Tatum

16. “If I’m right about this, I could save a man’s life. Do you know what that would do for my book sales?” -Gale Weathers

17. “Guess I remembered the safety that time, bastard.” -Gale Weathers

18. “Now Sid, don’t you blame the movies. Movies don’t create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!” -Billy

19. “She looked dead man. Still does.” -Stuart

20. “Why can’t I be in a Meg Ryan movie? Or even a good porno.” -Sidney

21. “People treat me like I’m the anti-Christ of television journalism.” -Gale

22. “No, please don’t ‘off’ me, Mr. Ghostface, I wanna be in the sequel!” -Tatum

23. “What’s leatherface doing here?” -Randy

24. “Careful. This is the moment when the supposedly dead killer comes back to life, for one last scare.” Randy

25. “What’s the point? They’re all the same. Some stupid killer stalking some big-breasted girl who can’t act who is always running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door.” -Sidney

26. “You’re making popcorn?” -Ghostface

27. “Everybody’s a suspect!” -Randy

28. “The police are always off track with this s**t! If they’d watch Prom Night, they’d save time! There’s a formula to it. A very simple formula!” -Randy

29. “If you were the only suspect in a senseless bloodbath – would you be standing in the horror section?” -Randy

30. “I’m sorry Deputy Dewey-boy, but we’re ready to go. Now! Okay?” -Tatum

31. “Looks like you fingered the wrong guy, again.” -Stuart

32. “Did we ever find out why Hannibal Lecter likes to eat people? DON’T THINK SO! See, it’s a lot more scarier when there’s no motive, Sid.” -Billy

33. “My name isn’t Jesus.” -Kenny

34. “Janitors are the superior.” -Tatum

35. “Looks like you fingered the wrong guy, again.” -Stuart

36. “What’s the matter Sidney? You look like you’ve seen a ghost.” -Billy

37. “It’s called subtlety, Stu. You should look it up.” -Billy

38. “Jamie Lee was always a virgin in horror movies. She didn’t how her t**s ’til she went legits.” -Randy

39. “It’s the millennium. Motives are incidental.” -Randy

40. “My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me!” -Stuart

41. “See, you push the laws, and you end up (gone). Okay, I’ll see you in the kitchen with a knife.” -Randy

42. “We’ve already played that game. Remember? You lost.” -Billy

43. “You wish it was Ted. Don’t forget to set the alarm!” -Ghostface

44. “I’m going to slit your eyelids in half, so you don’t blink when I stab you in the face.” -Ghostface

45. “I never said I was in YOUR closet.” -Ghostface

46. “Well, a ‘serial killer’ is not really accurate. Gotta knock off a couple more to get that title.” -Dewey

47. “Name the killer in Halloween.” -Ghostface

48. “More of a game really. Can you handle that… blondie?” -Ghostface

49. “Don’t ever, EVER say I’ll be right back, cause you won’t be back.” -Randy

50. “Scary night, isn’t it? With the murders and all it’s like right out of a horror movie or something.” -Stuart

51. “It’s all part of the game, Sidney…it’s called GUESS HOW I’M GONNA DIE!” -Billy

52. “Yeah, Casey and Steve were completely hollowed out. In fact, it takes a man to do something like that.” -Stuart

53. “I know. I should be in New York covering the Sharon stalker, but who knew?” -Gale

54. “What do I have to do to prove to you that I’m not the killer?” -Billy

55. “It’s like Jodie Foster in Silence of the Lambs when she keeps having flashbacks of her dead father.” -Billy Loomis

56. “Oh, so you thought you would climb through my window and have a little raw footage?” -Sidney

57. “Yeah but let’s face it Sidney…Your mother was no Sharon Sone, huh?” -Stuart

58. “I’ve got an ending for you. The reporter left for dead in the news van, comes to stumble on you two dipsh*ts, finds the gun, foils your plan, an saves the day.” -Gale

59. “It occurred to me that I had never snuck through your bedroom window.” -Billy

60. “You make me so sick. Your entire havoc-inducing, thieving, whoring generation disgusts me.” -Principal Himbry

61. “Listen, it was Jason! I saw that movie twenty goddamn times!” -Casey

62. “Randy, that’s so unoriginal. I’m disappointed in you.” -Sidney

63. “Now that Billy tried to mutilate her, do you think Sid would go out with me?” -Randy

64. “Not so fast, we’re going to play a little game. It’s called: Guess who just called the police and reported your sorry motherfu**ing ass!” -Sidney

65. “How do you gut someone?” -Sidney

66. “Stupidity leak!” -Tatum

67. “Sidney, how does it feel to be almost brutally butchered? People want to know. They have a right to know! How does it feel?” -Reporter

68. “Listen up. They found Principal Himbry dead. He was gutted and hung from the goal post on the football field.” -Randy

69. “I wouldn’t dream of breaking your underwear rule.” -Billy

70. “I’ll be right back!” -Stuart

71. “Jesus, the camera, hurry!” -Gale

72. “It certainly would improve your high school ‘Q’.” -Randy

73. “Sorry Billy. I guess I got a little too zealous, that’s all.” -Stuart

74. “Her dad’s out of town, all right. She’s staying with us tonight.” -Tatum

75. “You take a knife and you slit them from groin to sternum.” -Stuart

76. “I am sorry if my traumatized life is an inconvenience to you and your perfect existence.” -Sidney

77. “I can’t, Billy. You already cut me too deep. I think I’m dying here, man!” -Stuart

78. “Would you settle for a PG-13 relationship?” -Sidney

79. “Peer pressure. I’m far too sensitive.” -Stuart

80. “Are you alone in the house?” -Stuart

81. “Ah, Stu, Stu, Stu. What’s your motive? Billy’s got one. The police are on their way. What are you going to tell them?” -Sidney

82. “Watch a few movies; take a few notes…it was fun!” -Billy

83. “Hey. It’s called tact, you f**k rag.” -Billy

84. “Look, here comes the obligatory tit shot.” -Randy

85. “They’ll never make it in time. We’re out in the middle of nowhere.” -Stuart

86. “Think he did it?” -Dewey

87. “But this is life. This isn’t a movie.” -Sidney

88. “Oh, God, Kenny. I’m sorry but get off my f**king windshield!” -Gale

89. “Only you can pick your genre.” -Billy

90. “I’ll send you a copy. BAM! B*tch went down. I’ll send you a copy. BAM! Syd! Superb**h!” -Tatum

91. “You’re not going to pee alone anymore. If you pee, I pee. Is that clear?” -Tatum

92. “Billy and his penis don’t deserve you.” -Tatum

93. “Oh really Alicia?” -Randy

94. “I will totally protect you. Yo, I am so buff, I got you covered, girl.” -Stu

95. “Thanks, Dewey, but with my luck, I’d get Tori Spelling.” -Sidney

96. “Second, you can never drink or do drugs.” -Randy

97. “In your dreams!” -Sidney

98. “You get one right, you die.” -Billy

99. “Cut Casper, that’s a wrap!” -Tatum

100. “Why would you be calling from my front porch?” -Sidney

Stream this mysterious horror flick on Amazon Prime Video and don’t forget to watch the newly released film, Scream 5 in your local theaters!

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