Hallmark's The Good Witch follows the story of Cassie Nightingale, a newcomer in the town of Middleton. She's a breath of fresh air to the town, albeit a quirky one, and the movie has plenty of great quotes to match!
Here's the scoop on the 100 best The Good Witch quotes!
1. "Lori's having nightmares again. So I stayed up to keep her company." - George
2. "Well, I promise we're going to do something about those monsters." - Jake
3. "You can't arrest monsters. Everybody knows that!" - Lori
4. "I just saw the Grey Lady." - Lori
5. "You're just imagining it, just like you imagine all your other monsters." - Brandon
6. "Cruising the streets of Middleton. That'll take all of 10 minutes." - Derek
7. "I am astounded to know you let that drunken Walter Cobb out of jail." - Martha
8. "Grey House? Who would want to live there?" - Jake
9. "A drug lab? In Middleton?" - Jake
10. "Chief Russell, as chairperson of the Citizens League, it is my responsibility to keep apprised of all developments in our community." - Martha
11. "Nosy old bat." - Derek
12. "I think she wants to be mayor more than her husband." - Derek
13. "I'm sure it's nothing, but just stay behind me." - Jake
14. "Welcome." - Cassie
15. "It's more of a mutual admiration society." - Cassie
16. "Only you know what you saw yesterday." - Cassie
17. "I think it has character." - Cassie
18. "I see the beauty beneath the surface." - Cassie
19. "Miss Nightingale, this community has standards." - Martha
20. "Now I want you to go home, and stop scaring these children half to death." - Cassie
21. "I've always had a way with the fur people." - Cassie
22. "I don't need your help, lady." - Walter
23. "You just watch your back or that witch will take the bark out of you too." - Rusty
24. "She's a witch." - Lori
25. "Witches don't exist." - Brandon
26. "Grandpa, you used to box, right?" - Brandon
27. "I just want to be able to take care of myself." - Brandon
28. "Did you come to deliver those community standards?" - Cassie
29. "You have to understand, Mrs. Tinsdale, she tends to get a little passionate about things." - Jake
30. "Do I look that cracked, and faded?" - Cassie
31. "Yeah, I know them. They're my kids." - Jake
32. "Well, they probably didn't want it on their police record/" - Cassie
33. "Would you like that tea now? Or coffee, because I know that cops drink coffee and eat donuts." - Cassie
34. "They also wear those big dark glasses so nobody knows what we're thinking." - Jake
35. "Drop by anytime, neighbor." - Cassie
36. "I like a challenge." - Cassie
37. "I'll see you later, Chief Russell." - Cassie
38. "It's a trick." - Jake
39. "So I hear you want to learn how to fight." - Jake
40. "If you got a problem with somebody, you know you can talk to me about it." - Jake
41. "If you make up your mind you want something, all the obstacles seem to vanish." - Cassie
42. "You're not under investigation." - Jake
43. "Life's a journey, not a destination." - Cassie
44. "You all must miss her very much." - Cassie
45. "Good luck with the shop, Miss Nightingale." - Jake
46. "Just a local legend, popular with school children and the deluded." - Martha
47. "Would you like to come inside for a tour?" - Cassie
48. "And if you would like, you can stop by my new shop on Main, the Bell, Book and Candle." - Cassie
49. "I'm not scared." - Lori
50. "Can you do something about monsters?" - Lori
51. "Monsters are a bit trickier than dogs." - Cassie
52. "They really can't hurt you, but they make you think they can." - Cassie
53. "I'm always cooking up something." - Cassie
54. "Give it time. People just want to get to know you." - Jake
55. "You have a magic touch." - Jake
56. "That's the witch I've been hearing about." - Derek
57. "She's different." - Jake
58. "She's different all right." - Derek
59. "Martha has a vision for Middleton." - Nancy
60. "So she's a visionary." - Cassie
61. "This one smells like...cinnamon buns?" - Nancy
62. "Just consider it a fun little experiment." - Cassie
63. "Middleton's a special place, and it attracts a special sort of person." - Martha
64. "We hold tight to our traditions here in Middleton." Martha
65. "Sometimes if you hold too tight to what you have, you end up choking it." - Cassie
66. "They look like symbols used in witchcraft." - Martha
67. "I have had it up to here with your masks!" - Martha
68. "You used to love to go down there and sing the old songs/" - Jake
69. "It catches the bad dreams and only lets the good dreams get through." - Lori
70. "I want you to arrest Cassie Nightingale!" - Martha
71. "Well, fair exchange for food and a place to stay." - Walter
72. "I believe the right people always show up when you need them most." - Cassie
73. "I almost didn't recognize you without your gun and badge." - Cassie
74. "You know, she could cause real trouble for you." - Jake
75. "You are very trusting." - Jake
76. "I'll take that as a compliment." - Cassie
77. "She made the monsters go away!" - Lori
78. "You mean that dream catcher thingy really works?" - George
79. "No more monsters!" - Lori
80. "Well, everybody can do magic, Brandon." - Cassie
81. "Contrary to popular belief, it's hard to shrink someone down to the size of a frog." - Cassie
82. "When Martha's not happy, I'm not happy." - Mayor Tinsdale
83. "I can't change the facts." - Jake
84. "All I'm asking is that you do a little digging. Aren't you curious about her?" - Mayor Tinsdale
85. "I did find a Cass Nightingale. She was New Zealand's top bodybuilder in 1987." - Derek
86. "The only thing we know is that Cassandra Nightingale's name is not Cassandra Nightingale." - Derek
87. "Thank you, Jake, you're a miracle worker." - Cassie
88. "I think you're the one working miracles." - Jake
89. "Your name's not Cassandra Nightingale, is it?" - Jake
90. "You're so good at getting everyone else to open up, why can't you?" - Jake
91. "They were so strict. They killed the magic." - Cassie
92. "Not running. Experiencing new places." - Cassie
93. "Her black magic shop is a dagger through the heart of our lovely business district." - Martha
94. "Then let's show her exactly how we feel." - Martha
95. "I just wanted to meet the lady who is the talk of my household." - George
96. "Now how did you know I'm from the old sod?" - George
97. "Oh, George, never do the sensible thing." - Cassie
98. "You always seem to give people exactly what they need." - Jake
99. "I want to be a witch when I grow up." - Lori
100. "You're not a witch, are you?" - Jake
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