115 Best Quotes From Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl is an American teen drama television series based on the book series of the same name written by Cecily von Ziegesar. The series is narrated by the mysterious, omniscient blogger “Gossip Girl” and focuses on the lives of wealthy upper-class teenagers residing in Manhattan’s Upper East Side.

Gossip Girl attracts a wide audience, and you will most likely become hooked from the very first episode!

Here’s the scoop on the best quotes from Gossip Girl!

1. “Gossip Girl here, your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Manhattan’s elite.” -Gossip Girl

2. “I’m not a stop along the way. I’m a destination.” -Blair Waldorf

3. “Just because we can’t be together doesn’t mean I don’t love you.” -Blair Waldorf

4. “Some might call this a fustercluck. But on the Upper East Side, we call it Sunday afternoon.” -Gossip Girl

5. “Why’d she leave? Why’d she return? Send me all the deets. And who am I? That’s the secret I’ll never tell. The only one. XOXO, Gossip Girl.” -Gossip Girl

6. “Three words. Eight letters. Say it and I’m yours.” -Blair Waldorf

7. “You need to be cold to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart, and she got her head chopped off.” -Blair Waldorf

8. “I kissed someone. And it was truly a life-changing experience.” -Blair Waldorf

9. “You were the lightest thing that ever came into my life.” -Chuck Bass

10. “Don’t go all Notebook on me. Not now. I need you.” -Blair Waldorf

11. “Don’t let people tell you who you are. You tell them.” -Serena van der Woodsen

12. “Spotted– Lonely Boy’s rude awakening. Upper East Side Queens aren’t born at the top. They climb their way up in heels, no matter who they have to tread on to do it.” -Gossip Girl

13. “If you’re going to be sad, you might as well be sad in Paris.” -Blair Waldorf

14. “You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl.” -Gossip Girl

15. “In Poland, we have a saying, ‘Love is like head wound.’ It make you dizzy, you think you die, but you recover. Usually.” -Dorota Kishlovsky

16. “You can’t make people love you but you can make them fear you.” -Blair Waldorf

17. “The most important parties to attend are the ones you aren’t invited to.” -Blair Waldorf

18. “Whoever said that money doesn’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop.” -Blair Waldorf

19. “I am so sorry for the pain I’ve caused you. And I know I can’t take it back, but I wanna try and make it up to you. Even if it takes me the rest of my life.” -Chuck Bass

20. “I have an idea for you: quit. Your boss is a bitch. Let’s go to lunch.” -Blair Waldorf

21. “People like me don’t write books. They’re written about.” -Chuck Bass

22. “Spotted– Chuck Bass losing something nobody even knew he had. His heart.” -Gossip Girl

23. “Once men have tasted caviar, it baffles me how they settle for catfish.” -Blair Waldorf

24. “We all wear different masks for different reasons.” -Gossip Girl

25. “The money, the drugs, the privileges. They keep us numb so we don’t notice it’s better in the real world.” -Nate Archibald

26. “Nothing like a scorned lover to scorch the earth. I can hardly wait.” -Georgina Sparks

27. “We’re sisters. You’re my family. What is you is me. There’s nothing you could ever say that would make me let go.” -Blair Waldorf

28. “Sometimes you need to step outside, clear your head and remind yourself of who you are. And where you wanna be. And sometimes you have to venture outside your world in order to find yourself. As for me, I’m happy right where I am. I only wanna be with you. xoxo… Gossip Girl” -Gossip Girl

29. “You’re no one until you’re talked about.” -Dan Humphrey

30. “As per Gossip Girl’s Thanksgiving tradition, I’m trading in my laptop for the stovetop. And for the next 16 hours, the only thing I’m dishing is seconds.” -Gossip Girl

31. “Life with you could never be boring.” -Chuck Bass

32. “We make our own fairytales.” -Blair Waldorf

33. “He ended up treating me like something he owned instead of something he earned.” -Blair Waldorf

34. “There will always be someone on the outside wanting to get in.” -Gossip Girl

35. “Destiny is for losers. It’s just a stupid excuse to wait for things to happen instead of making them happen.” -Blair Waldorf

36. “Even if it’s the biggest kamikaze disaster of my life, it’s my disaster.” -Dan Humphrey

37. “Haven’t you heard? I’m the crazy bitch around here.” -Blair Waldorf

38. “There’s a weak link in every chain. And it’s just a matter of time before this one snaps.” -Gossip Girl

39. “I hate that stupid headband.” -Serena van der Woodsen

40. “Spotted, B and C reunited to defend S’s honor. With friends like these, who needs armies?” -Gossip Girl

41. “Maybe I am a total bitch. Ever think about that?” -Blair Waldorf

42. “You fought for me all year, I’ve come to fight for you. You said I always bet against you, but this time I’m all in.” -Blair Waldorf

43. “Feelings never do make sense. They get you all confused. Then they drive you around for hours before they drop you right back where you started.” -Blair Waldorf

44. “I followed my heart all last year and it led me nowhere. Now I need to follow my head.” -Blair Waldorf

45. “Have a little faith, and if that doesn’t work, have a lot of mimosas.” -Blair Waldorf

46. “I didn’t come back for you.” -Serena van der Woodsen

47. “Hilary Clinton is one of my role models. I do not break treaties, you ass!” -Blair Waldorf

48. “When words get in the way, there’s really only one thing left to do.” -Gossip Girl

49. “Don’t mock the scarf, Nathaniel. It’s my signature.” -Chuck Bass

50. “I told you, she’s my friend and friends are off-limits.” -Nate Archibald

51. “The next time you forget you’re Blair Waldorf, remember I’m Chuck Bass. And I love you.” -Chuck Bass

52. “Can you make sure they don’t seat me behind Caroline Kennedy? She may be American royalty, but she’s a giraffe.” -Blair Waldorf

53. “Chuck Bass waiting for the Jitney. A dozen roses in one hand, his heart in the other. You know what they say: A man is a good thing to come home for. But an even better thing to come home with. Ain’t karma a bitch? We know Blair Waldorf is.” -Gossip Girl

54. “All of the boyfriends and mean girls and teachers, and our crazy mothers, we went through it together. We raised each other.” -Blair Waldorf

55. “Look, I know things. I’ve been to Europe. Chuck Bass is my best friend.” -Nate Archibald

56. “Tell me what you feel for me is real or if it’s just a game? If it’s real we’ll figure it out, but if it’s not then please just let me go.” -Blair Waldorf

57. “Forget boys. Keep your eyes on the prize.” -Blair Waldorf

58. “I’m sick of always looking like Darth Vader next to Sunshine Barbie.” -Blair Waldorf

59. “Teenage girls are nightmares. As soon as they realize that you’ll love them no matter what they do, you lose all your power. You just have to wait until they finish college.” -Lily van der Woodsen

60. “I don’t need a boyfriend to be fulfilled.” -Blair Waldorf

61. “We always knew it was one of us.” -Chuck Bass

62. “If you really want something, you don’t stop for anyone or anything until you get it.” -Blair Waldorf

63. “One thing about being on the top of the world: It gives you a long, long way to fall.” -Gossip Girl

64. “As long as we have each other, we’re both gonna be okay.” -Serena van der Woodsen

65. “Affairs with married people, threesomes: It just so happens everyone’s problems are within my area of expertise.” -Nate Archibald

66. “I’ll just stay home, eat lots of gelato and write about how true love is nothing but a myth.”  -Serena van der Woodsen

67. “You deserve someone who would move mountains for you if he had to.” -Blair Waldorf

68. “When and if we end up together, it has to be as equals.” -Blair Waldorf

69. “I’m trying to forget some things, too. Mostly how happy I thought I’d be once I made it in this world.” -Jenny Humphrey

70. “If you go back with an uncertain heart, there will be drama and disaster for all.” -Blair Waldorf

71. “The only thing lamer than dating Dan Humphrey is mourning Dan Humphrey.” -Blair Waldorf

72. “They say every action has an equal and opposite reaction, and once something is set on motion, it can’t help up to build a momentum.” -Gossip Girl

73. “Look, Blair’s my best friend and you’re her boyfriend. And she loves you. That’s the way things are supposed to be.” -Serena van der Woodsen

74. “So, actually, I’ll be living out my nightmare– trapped in the city with only Blair Waldorf to talk to.” -Dan Humphrey

75. “I love you. I’m in love with you. I have tried to kill it to run away from it, but I can’t and I don’t want to anymore.” -Blair Waldorf

76. “I would be in my cabana at the Hotel de Cat, and there he would be. Amid all the fireworks on Bastille Day, all I could see what that… Chuck Bass-tard.” -Blair Waldorf

77. “Every happy ending is just a new beginning. Because on the Upper East Side, the good times never last forever.” -Gossip Girl

78. “We Upper East Siders don’t do lazy. Breakfast is brunch and it comes with champagne, a dress code, and a hundred of our closest friends… and enemies.” -Gossip Girl

79. “I’m Chuck Bass.” -Chuck Bass

80. “Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go get drunk enough to make you all seem interesting.” -Georgina Sparks

81. “Look, Serena, stop trying to pretend you’re a good girl. So you slept with your best friend’s boyfriend. I kind of admire you for it.” -Chuck Bass

82. “Please don’t leave with him.” -Chuck Bass

83. “You can’t wear such a beautiful shoe if there’s even a hint of a sprinkle outside.” -Blair Waldorf

84. “I don’t read Gossip Girl. That’s for chicks.” -Dan Humphrey

85. “Nate can’t wait to see you. Trust me, it’s like riding a very cute bike.” -Blair Waldorf

86. “They say the universe has a great sense of humor. That sometimes having your dreams come true can feel like a nightmare. Because getting what you want always come with strings attached.” -Gossip Girl

87. “I need your photographic memory and your passion for social upheaval to help me write the book about the Upper East Side. The book I should have written from the beginning.” -Dan Humphrey

88. “Well, you can’t be worse than the guys I do know.” -Serena van der Woodsen

89. “What I want, is to become a powerful woman.” -Blair Waldorf

90. “You eat what I provide, practice what I preach and ‘til I say so, the only girls you talk to are the ones I’ve paid for.” -Chuck Bass

91. “Most of all I’m sorry I gave up on us when you never did.” -Chuck Bass

92. “So, you guys wanna sit together at lunch?” -Dan Humphrey

93. “A hot lifeguard is like Kleenex– use once and throw away. You could ask for a better rebound!” -Blair Waldorf

94. “A wise woman once said that every morning when you wake up you say a little prayer. After all, you never know what your day may hold.” -Gossip Girl

95. “Napoleon once said that secrets travel fast in Paris. But Gossip Girl travels faster. Bisou Bisou.” -Gossip Girl

96. “So all my heartfelt attempts to save our friendship had no impact, but the aroma of cheese and dough turned you instantly sentimental?” -Vanessa Abrams

97. “As you can see, I survived without you.” -Blair Waldorf

98. “I have to object to you living in the dorms. Florescent lighting, communal showers, public school girls? There’s a place for that, and that is the back of a video store.” -Chuck Bass

99. “For people like us a college degree is just an accessory. Like a Malawi baby or a poodle.” -Chuck Bass

100. “Do you ever feel like our whole lives have been planned out for us?” -Dan Humphrey

101. “Nothing says January like a brand new Cold War.” -Gossip Girl

102. “We’re not servants to our emotions. We can control them, suppress them, stomp them out like bugs.” -Blair Waldorf

103. “If you’ll excuse me, I’ve gotta go kill myself or max out my credit card, whichever comes first.” -Blair Waldorf

104. “I know this may sound crazy or selfish or like I’m living in the past or something but you were the love of my life, Dan…And, I don’t know, I guess I just thought I was yours, too.” -Serena van der Woodsen

105. “I don’t wait around to be disappointed again. So excuse me if I don’t fall for that or you ever again.” -Serena van der Woodsen

106. “My impulsive tendencies have no place in my life as a legitimate business.” -Chuck Bass

107. “I’m sorry for losing my temper the night you told me Louis proposed to you. I’m sorry for not waiting longer at the Empire State Building. I’m sorry for treating you like property. I’m sorry I didn’t tell you I loved you when I knew I did.” -Chuck Bass

108. “So if you want peace, always be prepared for war.” -Gossip Girl

109. “I’d ask you how you are, but I don’t really care.” -Serena van der Woodsen

110. “I am going to shop until you drop.” -Blair Waldorf

111. “Serena’s been in jail for four hours. She’s already served more time than Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie combined!” -Blair Waldorf

112. “I don’t need friends, I need more champagne.” -Blair Waldorf

113. “Closure. The unattainable goal. In my personal experience the closest I’ve ever come to getting it is through massive amounts of hate sex. But that’s just me.” -Chuck Bass

114. “I plan on holding on to my youth for as long as possible.” -Chuck Bass

115. “But our most dangerous enemies are the ones we never knew we had.” -Gossip Girl

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