Directed by Jon Favreau, Elf is a Christmas classic for both kids and adults! The movie is about a man named Buddy who finds himself transported to the North Pole. From toddler to adulthood, Buddy was raised among Santa's elves. However, he quickly realizes that he doesn't seem to fit in, so he travels to New York to find his real father. A bond between Buddy and Walter is sure to bring chaotic results.
Will Ferrell brings the Christmas movie to life with a seamless mixture of humor and innocence. Elf has received praise for its use of visual effects for a charming delight that resonates way after the movie ends. Even though this movie didn't come out with a sequel, viewers to this day continue to enjoy the heartwarming film. We also can't deny that the Elf movie may have some of the most memorable quotes!
Here's the scoop on Elf movie quotes!
1. "The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear." – Buddy
2. "I am a cotton-headed ninny muggins!" – Buddy
3. "You have such a pretty face. You should be on a Christmas card." – Buddy
4. “So, good news…I saw a dog today.” – Buddy
5. "I just like to smile. Smiling's my favorite." – Buddy
6. "I'm sorry I ruined your lives and crammed 11 cookies into the VCR." – Buddy
7. “Son of a nutcracker!” – Buddy
8. “It’s just nice to meet another human who shares my affinity for elf culture.” – Buddy
9. “There’s room for everyone on the Nice List!” – Buddy
10. “Buddy the Elf, what’s your favorite color?” – Buddy answering the phone
11. “I planned out our whole day. First, we make snow angels for two hours, and then we’ll go ice skating, and then we’ll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse Cookie Dough as fast as we can, and then to finish, we’ll snuggle.” – Buddy
12. “Then I traveled through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, past the sea of twirly-swirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel.” – Buddy
13. “Especially when we build toys!" - Buddy
14. “SANTA! Oh my God! Santa, here?! I know him! I know him!” – Buddy
15. “You stink! You smell like beef and cheese, you don’t smell like Santa.” – Buddy
16. “I’m singing! I’m in a store and I’m singing!” – Buddy
17. "Does somebody need a hug?"– Buddy
18. "You sit on a throne of lies!" – Buddy
19. “Have you seen these toilets? They’re ginormous!” – Buddy
20. “Not now, Arctic Puffin!” – Buddy
21. "I love you! I love you! I LOVE YOU!" – Buddy
22. “Of course you’re not [an elf]. You’re six-foot-three and had a beard since you were” – Leon the Snowman
23. "Bye Buddy, hope you find your dad!" – Mr. Narwhal
24. "What about Santa's cookies? I suppose parents eat those, too?" – Buddy
25. “He’s an angry elf.” – Buddy
26. “I’m in love, I’m in love and I don’t care who knows it.” – Buddy
27. "I think you're beautiful and I feel really warm when I am around you and my tongue swells up." – Buddy
28. "Oh, it's not a costume. I'm an elf. Well, technically, I'm a human, but I was raised by elves." - Buddy
29. "If you can sing alone, you sing in front of other people. There's no difference." – Buddy
30. “I painted a picture of a butterfly!” – Buddy
31. “What’s more vulnerable than a peach?” – Morris
32. “Francisco! That’s fun to say! Francisco.” – Buddy
33. "He must be a South Pole elf." – Buddy
34. “This place reminds me of Santa’s Workshop. Except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they want to hurt me.” – Buddy
35. "SAAANTA!! OHMYGOD!! – Buddy
36. “Oh, you just made my day!" -Deb
37. “Tickle fight! Tickle fight!"
38. “Sounds like somebody needs to sing a Christmas Carol.” -Buddy
39. “Uh, you look like you came from the North Pole." -Walter Hobbs
40. “Deb, you have such a pretty face, you should be on a Christmas card!” -Buddy
41. “I heard you singing.” -Buddy
42. “Francisco! That’s fun to say! Francisco… Frannncisco… Franciscooo…” -Buddy
43. “I just like to smile, smiling’s my favorite.” -Buddy
44. “That's a very nice purple dress. It's very purpley." -Buddy
45. “You did it! Congratulations! 'World’s Best Cup of Coffee.' Great job, everybody. It’s great to meet you.” -Buddy
46. “What’s a Christmas Gram? I want one!” -Buddy
47. “Great! I got a full 40 minutes!” -Buddy
48. “Finger prick?! Can I listen to your necklace?" -Buddy
49. “Hi!” -Buddy
50. “Do you remember me?” -Buddy
51. “Is there sugar in syrup?” -Buddy
52. “To the man on elevator. Oh, I forgot to give you a hug.” -Buddy
53. “Reach out in front of you and take a sip. Don’t look.” -Buddy
54. “No, it’s the world’s BEST cup of coffee.” -Buddy
55. “I passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel.” -Buddy
56. “Why don’t you just say it? I’m the worst toy maker in the world.” -Buddy
57. “Good news! I saw a dog today!” -Buddy
58. “What about Santa’s cookies? I suppose parents eat those too?” -Kids
59. “It seems I’m not an elf.” -Buddy
60. “My finger has a heartbeat.” -Buddy
61. “Very generous of you. Mm…” -Buddy
62. “I love syrup. Oh, love it.”
63. “I… I’m not an elf, Santa. I can’t do anything right.” -Buddy
64. “We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup.” -Buddy
65. "I like to whisper too." -Buddy
66. "This place reminds me of Santa's Workshop except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they want to hurt me." -Buddy
67. "Christmas spirit is about believing, not seeing." -Santa
68. “Bye Buddy! I hope you find your Dad.” -Mr. Narwhal
69. “You believed in me. You made my sleigh fly!" -Santa
70. “Santa! I know him!” -Buddy
71. “Buddy The Elf, what's your favorite color?” -Buddy
72. “I didn't know you were naked." -Buddy
73. "I'm in a store and I'm singing!" -Buddy
74. “Oooh looks like a Christmas tree!”- Buddy
75. “Oh, by the way, don't eat the yellow snow." -Buddy
76. “We can’t just throw him out in the snow.” -Emily
77. "Why not? He loves the snow. He’s told me fifteen times.” -Walter
78. “Why are you smiling like that?” - Gimbel’s Manager
79. “I thought maybe we could make gingerbread houses, and eat cookie dough, and go ice skating, and maybe even hold hands.” -Buddy
80. “Francisco. That’s fun to say.” -Buddy
81. "And where do the reindeer get their magic from? Christmas Spirit. Everybody knows that." -Papa Elf
82. "Jovie: I’m just trying to get through the holidays.” -Buddy
83. “Uh oh. Sounds like someone needs to sing a Christmas carol.” -Buddy
84. “Who sent this Christmas Gram?” -Walter
85. "What’s a Christmas Gram? I want one!" -Buddy
86. "You like sugar, huh? -Emily
87. “Yes." -Emily
88. “Then yes!" -Buddy
89. “And if you see a sign that says “Peep Show,” it doesn’t mean that they’re letting you look at presents before Christmas.” -Santa
90. “Listen, some people, they just lose sight of what’s important in life. That doesn’t mean they can’t find their way again, huh? Maybe all they need is just a little Christmas spirit.” -Santa
91. “Christmas spirit is about believing, not seeing. If the whole world saw me, all would be lost. The paparazzi have been trying to nail me for years.” -Santa
92. "Puffin: Hey Buddy wanna pick some snowberries? -kids
93. "Santa: I’ve been to New York thousands of times.” -Santa
94. “What’s it like?” -Buddy
95. “Well, there are some things you should know. First off, if you see gum on the street, leave it there. It’s not candy." -Santa
96. “That’s another thing... Buddy, you should know that your father... he’s on the naughty list. -Santa
97. "Nooooo!" -Santa
98. "Um, Happy Birthday of course.” -Gimbel’s Santa
99. “I think you’re really beautiful and I feel really warm when I’m around you and my tongue swells up. So… do you want to eat food?” -Buddy
100. “First we’ll make snow angels for two hours, then we’ll go ice skating. Then we’ll eat the whole roll of Toll House Cookie Dough as fast as we can, then we’ll snuggle.” -Buddy
101. "I have houses in LA, Paris, and Vail; each one of them with a 70-inch plasma screen." -Miles
102. "There's a horrible noise coming from the evil box underneath the window."
103. "Charlotte Dennon wants a Tiffany engagement ring and for her boyfriend...to commit already."
104. "Call me on my radio, channel three. Code word is: 'Santa's got a brand new bag.'"
105. "Santa is in Manhattan!"
106. "You're a fake." -Buddy
107. "You disgust me! How can you live with yourself?" -Buddy
108. "How'd you like to be dead, huh? Ho, ho just kidding." -Gimbel's Santa
109. "What about this: a tribe of asparagus children, but they're self-conscious about the way their pee smells." -Eugene
110. "Actually, there's a BIG difference." -Jovie
111. "Are you sure it had nothing to do with the fact that I was naked in the shower?" -Jovie
112. "Reach out in front of you and take a sip. Don't look." -Buddy
113. "It's alright, Buddy. Just how many Etch-A-Sketches did you get finished?" -Ming Ming
114. "Hey Buddy, wanna pick some snowberries?" -Puffin
115. "As you can imagine, it's, uh, dangerous having an oven in an oak tree during the dry season." -Papa Elf
116. "And no farms. Everyone's pushing small-town rural. A farm book would just be white noise." -Miles
117. "No tomatoes. Too vulnerable. Kids, they're already vulnerable." -Miles
118. "Hobbs, Hobbs, Hobbs! If you walk out here, and you're finished at Greenway! You're finished!" -Fulton
119. "I appreciate it, Buddy is killing me. I've already got Lum Lum and Choo Choo pulling doubles." -Ming Ming
120. "Santa, why are they chasing us?" -Buddy
121. "These forces are highly trained, but rarely see action. Some have accused them of being too gung-ho when called into duty. And their crowd control tactics at the Simon and Garfunkel concert in 85 were much too criticized" -Reporter
122. "What do you want? Some money?" -Walter
Did you know that Will Ferrell turned down the chance to star in the second Elf movie because he didn't like the script?
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