150+ of the Best Quotes From the Movie 27 Dresses

27 Dresses is a romantic comedy that follows a woman who has been a bridesmaid 27 times but never a bride. Here's 27 Dresses movie quotes!

Throughout the film, Jane navigates her feelings for her boss, George, while also dealing with the arrival of her younger sister, Tess, who ends up falling for George.

Jane struggles with her feelings for George and her desire for her own happiness, ultimately realizing that she deserves more than what she settles for.

Promotional poster for the film "27 Dresses" featuring Katherine Heigl posing in a white dress, with text detailing the movie's concept and memorable "27 Dresses" movie quotes.

The movie explores themes of love, friendship, and self-discovery.

27 Dresses Quotes

"You know, there are some people who meet somebody that they can never stop loving, no matter how hard they try."
"I think you deserve more than what you settle for."
You're always gonna be my best friend. You're the best friend a girl could ask for."
"You're a really good friend. The best."
"Look, I know you don't like weddings, but you should have seen Jane's face. I mean, she's my best friend. She deserves the best."
"You deserve better than someone who's afraid to commit. You deserve better than me."
"You always wanted to get married and have babies. That's all you ever talked about."
"It's like you're screaming, and no one can hear. You almost feel ashamed that someone could be that important, that without them, you feel like nothing."
"You're Jane. Jane, you're the most amazing person I've ever met." -
"I'm the messed-up one, right? So I'm the one who needs help?"
"I deserve to have a life that's not just about everybody else."
"I just don't get why things have to be so complicated."
"Love is patient, love is kind, love means slowly losing your mind." -
"I don't see why it has to be so complicated."
"You're a really good friend. The best."
"The only way to get through life is to laugh your way through it."
Why do you always have to be the bridesmaid and never the bride?"
"I've been to 27 weddings. Guess how many I went to alone."
Sometimes I just feel like I'm everybody's stupid little brother."
"I'm just surprised that you think I can be so cold."
"I just don't understand why things have to be so complicated."
"I've just always loved weddings. You can't imagine how many weddings I've planned just for fun."
"I just don't get why it has to be so complicated."
"You're always gonna be my best friend. You're the best friend a girl could ask for."
"I'm just not sure I believe in happy endings anymore."
"Why do you always have to be the bridesmaid and never the bride?"
"I deserve to have a life that's not just about everybody else."
"You know, there are some people who meet somebody that they can never stop loving, no matter how hard they try."
"I don't see why it has to.”
“Love is patient, love is kind, love means slowly losing your mind.”
“Really, I know. Last night, you kept saying it over and over again: "I never do this
“What about you? You don't have any needs?”
“What color is that - vomit?”
“I feel like I just found out my favorite love song was written about a sandwich.”
“You write the most beautiful things. Do you actually believe in love and marriage and just pretend to be a cynic or are you actually a cynic who knows how to spin romantic crap for girls like me?”
“I didn't follow that at all, but I think the second one, the spinning crap one.”
“You tell him the truth or I will.”
“You won't. You wouldn't hurt a fly and you definitely wouldn't hurt me, I'm your sister.”
“That was yesterday. Today you're just some bitch who broke my heart and cut up my mother's wedding dress.”
“Wanna go find the ugliest stuff in the store and register Tess for it?”
“Not a day goes by that I don't think about that bag of fleas. Good old Tory.”
“How come you never mentioned Tory?”
“I guess I repressed the memory of Toby.”
"His name was Toby, but I called him Tory because I had a lisp.”
“A lisp that turned your B's to R's?”
“No, but Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Drunk were bugging me.”
“Are you a doctor?”
“I think you should just admit that you're a big softy, that this whole cynical thing is just an act so that you can seem wounded and mysterious and sexy.”
“Whoa. What was the last one?”
“You think I'm sexy?”
“God, Casey, can't you keep it in your pants for one wedding?”
“Are you kidding? The only reason to wear this monstrous dress is so some drunken groomsman can rip it to shreds with his teeth.”
“You'd rather focus on other people's Kodak moments than make memories of your own!”
“She and Jane are at a mutual friend's wedding. Casey's hair is a mess] What? Don't look at me like that! The bitch said "Up" so it's up!”
“You kinda look like a shiny mermaid.”
“Are they bridesmaid dresses?”
“Oh... good God. What, you kept them all? Do you have a whole closetful? Why?
"I have a lot of friends and I like to keep them.”
“Right. Well, that makes complete sense because they're... beautiful.”
“Some of them are not that bad.”
“Not that bad? I'd like to see one of them that's not that bad.”
“He asks if you want a drink. You smile and say, 'Vodka soda.' If you already have a drink, you down it. Then there's some flirting, some interoffice sex, an accidental pregnancy, a shotgun wedding, and a life of bliss. How many times do we have to go over this?”
“Oh, my God. I feel like I found out my favorite love song was written about a sandwich.”
“Who was that and where can I get one?”
“I cried like a baby at the Keller wedding.”
“I think you want a wedding, not a marriage a wedding.”
“How refreshing! A man who doesn't believe in marriage.”
“I'm just trying to point out the hypocrisy of the spectacle.”
“That's so noble of you. Do you also go around telling small children that Santa Claus doesn't exist? 'Cause someone needs to blow that shit wide open.”
“A-ha! So you admit that believing in marriage is kind of like believing in Santa Claus!”
“You could have told him face-to-face. I mean, I know my moral compass doesn't exactly point due north, but... if I say something's wrong, something's wrong.”
“You're the one who's always telling me to stand up for myself.”
“Yeah, but that's not what you did. What you did was unleash twenty years of repressed feelings in one night. It was entertaining, don't get me wrong, but if it was the right thing to do, you'd feel better right now. Do you feel better right now?”
“Did you love him, or was he just convenient?”
“Oh, I'm really... very good caulker.”
“You would rather hang out with Italian models than come with me to my *awesome* work party?”
“Can you please find somebody else to be creepy with?”
“You got them champagne glasses and a bottle of Cristal.”
“Any way she's actually gonna believe it actually came from me?”
“Maybe. Wrapped it like a car ran over it.”
“George appreciates me for who I am!”
“What good is it being appreciated if no one is naked?”
“Hey, do you want to come over to my place before the party? Some of the guys from shipping are coming, and they're bringing tequila and bubble wrap.”
“How could you let this happen to me?”
"If Jane is the prototypical accommodating bridesmaid, then her sister Tess is cast as the overbearing, overindulged bride-to-be who at any moment might start stomping around Manhattan, breathing fire, and swatting planes from the sky.”
“I had no idea he was writing an article about me.”
“You? He called me Bridezilla! In the New York freaking Journal! I could tear him apart limb from limb!”
“I've been waiting my whole life for the right guy to come along... and then you showed up. And you are nothing like the man I imagined. You're cynical... and cranky and impossible. But the truth is, fighting with you... is the best thing that's ever happened to me. And I think there's a very good chance that I'm falling in love with you.”
“Why would you want to be me when you could be you?”
“I thought you were wearing Mom's dress.”
“It is Mom's dress. Well, parts of it. It was just so old-fashioned, you know? So we could just use a few pieces here and there.”
“Mm-hmm. Yeah. Like this, and the lace.”
“You cut up Mom's wedding dress?”
“Well, technically Mary-Ella did. But don't worry. We saved you the rest. And, I mean, if you want, you can wear this... as long as a silhouette's still in fashion. Mary-Ella, I think just the bottom needs to be hemmed a little bit.”
“Fine. You don't have to wear it.”
“God, you don't care. You don't care about anyone but yourself, do you? I have made excuses for you because Mom died when you were little. But enough is enough!”
“I have no idea what you're talking about.”
“I can't undo what you've just done. But I won't let you hurt George. He thinks he knows the truth about you, but all he knows are the lies you've told him. You even had Pedro keep a secret from George. You tell him the truth right now! He is not one of your Eurotrash boyfriends, Tess. He is a good person. And you cannot start a relationship based on lies.”
“Oh, really, Jane? And you know this because of all your successful relationships?”
“Did you put that breakfast burrito on my desk?”
“Oh, I just thought you were hungry.”
“That's why I love you.”
“Oh! Yeah. Yeah, you're right. I needed that.”
“What good is it being appreciated if no one is naked?”
“It's fifty bucks. I'll pay you back.”
"I loved your thong, by the way."
"You sent them... angry marriage hater."
"Who was that and where can I get one?"
"Find someone else to be creepy with."
"Can I have your drink?"
"The maid of honor is a peculiar young woman."
"Oh, and you were doing so well."
"This is the vase that Tess will get out when George brings home flowers, just because he felt like it."
"I see, and this! This is the rooster-shaped umbrella holder that will hold all of George's umbrellas."
"If I didn't know you any better, I'd say you developed a little crush."
"Those are exactly the words! Sorry, Lyrics Police, what are the words?"
"Whoa, what was that last one?"
"No, I think you think you're sexy. That's the point I'm making."
"Those aren't the words!"
"She's got electric boobs..."
"I cried like a baby at the Keller wedding."
"Just want you to know that I never do this."
"No, really. Never, never do this..."
"No, really, I know. Last night you kept saying it over and over again. 'I never do this, I never do this, I never do this."
"Oh my God, I sang 'Bennie and the Jets' last night, didn't I?"
"Very loudly! And might I say, a little pitchy?"
"I'm sorry, me? What about you? You hit notes only dogs could hear."
"Yeah, I'm Bennie; he's the Jets."
"I just destroyed my life and I didn't need your help to do it."
"Great, finally! I saw what you did in there, and you know what? I thought it was amazing. Was it absolutely, certifiably nuts? Yes, it was, but you did something, Jane! For the first time, you were not just the perfect bridesmaid."
"Stop, just... please. I am not doing this with you again. I don't even know why I'm standing here talking to you."
"All right, let me tell y- Look, come here, listen to me. Do you want to know the real reason why I came here tonight?"
"Because I knew this was going to be hard for you, and for the first time in a really long time, I wanted to be there."
“For somebody. Yeah, all right, I messed up, I did. I'm sorry, and I'm going to turn around and I'm going to walk away and I'm going to vanish, you'll never see me again, I promise. But I want you to know, I think you deserve it."
“I think you deserve more than what you've settled for, I do. I think you deserve to be taken care of for a change. I believe that."
"When you're with the person you're meant to be with, it should feel like..."
“Kevin, I've been waiting my whole life for the right guy to come along, and then you showed up. And... you were nothing like the man that I imagined. You're cynical... and cranky and... impossible. But the truth is, fighting with you is the best thing that's ever happened to me. And I think there's a very good chance that I'm falling in love with you."
“So is this moment everything you hoped for?"
"No. It's more. Much more."
“Yeah. Yeah, but he has flaws. He does. He is flawed.”
“Those aren't exactly deal breakers.”
“Love is kind love means slowly losing your mind.”
“I just want you to know, I never do this.”
"I never do this", "I never do", "I never do this". Okay. I just wanted you to know.”
“So is this moment everything you hoped for?
“No. It’s more. It’s much more.”
“You kinda look like a shiny mermaid.”
“How refreshing! A man who doesn't believe in marriage.”
”I'm just trying to point out the hypocrisy of the spectacle.
Jane: Oh! That's so noble of you. Do you also go around telling small children that Santa Claus doesn't exist? 'Cause someone needs to blow that shit wide open.”
Hey, do you want to come over to my place before the party? Some of the guys from shipping are coming, and they're bringing tequila and bubble wrap”
“Not that bad? I'd like to see one of them that's not that bad.”