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35 Best MJ Quotes From Spider-Man: No Way Home

Throughout all of the Spider-Man movies, the role of MJ has changed slightly. Although in the end, MJ and Peter Parker develop a romantic relationship, the road there differs in all three versions.

In the most recent Spider-Man movies MJ is Peter’s crush, turned best friend, turned lover who eventually forgets he ever existed. The on-screen chemistry between Tom Holland and Zendaya has made the couple even more convincing. As it happens, the two are dating in real life which has fans head over heels for them.

It is safe to say that the recent MJ has been a hit with Marvel fans, they see her as more relatable just like they do with Holland’s Peter Parker. Another reason people love this MJ is that her entire character isn’t surrounded by Parker. She has her own personality and contributes greatly to the films in a different way.

Here’s the scoop on the best MJ quotes from Spider-Man: No Way Home!

Warning! This article may contain Spider-Man: No Way Home spoilers!

Official Spider-Man no way home Poster
Official Spider-Man Poster

1. “There’s really no way to sugar coat this- it’s literally a dungeon of a wizard.” – MJ

2. “Look at me. I’m here. I’m not going anywhere. We’re going to get through this and get through it together.” – MJ

Zendaya, Tom Holland, and Jacob Batalon in Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)
Zendaya, Tom Holland, and Jacob Batalon in Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)

3. “Crawl around.” -MJ

4. “What’s happening? Is it your tingle thing?” – MJ

Zendaya as MJ, Tom Holland, and Jacob Batalon in Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)
Zendaya, Tom Holland, and Jacob Batalon in Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)

5. “Well, don’t. He’ll just make me clean it up.” – MJ

6. “And right now, we’re honestly all he has left.” – MJ

Zendaya as MJ and Tom Holland in Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)
Zendaya and Tom Holland in Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)

7. “No, we’re going to kick some ass.” – MJ

8. “I really hate magic.” – MJ

Zendaya as MJ in Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)
Zendaya in Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)

9. “I kinda expect disappointment.” – MJ

10. “Tell anybody and I’ll deny it.” – MJ

Zendaya and Tom Holland in Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)
Zendaya and Tom Holland in Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)

11. “If you don’t, I’ll just figure it out. I did it before, I’ll do it again.” – MJ

12. “Yeah, yeah… I’m ok. Are you ok?” – MJ

Zendaya as MJ in Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)
Zendaya in Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)

13. “That’s not who he is.” – MJ

14. “It’s Michelle Jones, actually.” – MJ

Zendaya and Andrew Garfield in Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)
Zendaya and Andrew Garfield in Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)

15. “That’s a pilates machine.” – MJ

16. “I love people. I love them so much.” – MJ

Zendaya and Tom Holland in Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)
Zendaya and Tom Holland in Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)

17. “Yes. Minus the Frisbee and the smiling.” – MJ

18. “DUDE!” – MJ

Zendaya and Andrew Garfield in Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)
Zendaya and Andrew Garfield in Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)

19. “Don’t say anything without a lawyer!” – MJ and Aunt May

20. “You don’t have to apologize. You got us a second shot at MIT.” – MJ

Zendaya and Andrew Garfield in Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)
Zendaya and Andrew Garfield in Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)

21. “Does any part of you feel relieved about all this?
Now that everyone knows you don’t have to hide or lie to people.” – MJ

22. “We cannot go to my house my dad will kill you.” -MJ

Zendaya as MJ and Tom Holland in Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)
Zendaya and Tom Holland in Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)

23. “Yes, my Spider Lord.” – MJ

24. “Here’s a good one. Some suggest that Parker’s powers include the male spider’s ability to hypnotize females which he used to seduce Jones-Watson into his cult of personality.” – MJ

Zendaya and Andrew Garfield in Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)
Zendaya and Andrew Garfield in Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)

25. “I know a couple of magic words myself, starting with the word ‘Please.’” – MJ

26. “If you expect disappointment, then you can never really be disappointed.” – MJ

Zendaya and Tom Holland in Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)
Zendaya and Tom Holland in Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)

27. “You’re telling us what to do even though all of this is kinda your mess.” – MJ

28. “Is your tingle tingling?” -MJ

Zendaya and Tom Holland in Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)
Zendaya and Tom Holland in Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)

29. “Just wait. Wait and tell me when you see me again.” – MJ

30. “Oh, here’s a good one.” – MJ

Zendaya as MJ and Andrew Garfield in Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)
Zendaya and Andrew Garfield in Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)

31. “You’re telling us what to do, even though it was your spell that got screwed up” – MJ

32. “Lizard.” – MJ

Zendaya and Tom Holland in Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)
Zendaya and Tom Holland in Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)

33. “A wizard’s dungeon.” – MJ

34. “Yes, they do.” – MJ

Zendaya as MJ and Tom Holland in Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)
Zendaya and Tom Holland in Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)

35. “Not anymore!” – MJ

Zendaya as MJ and Tom Holland in Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)
Zendaya and Tom Holland in Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)

MJ has some of the most powerful quotes in all of the Spider-Man movies. She has captured the eye of Spider-Man himself and adds more comedic relief to the movies.

Although she does not say much, she is truly a powerful character and influences Peter Parker more than she realizes.

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