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500 Best Funny Tinder Openers and Pick Up Lines

Some people might worry about what their tinder bio should say because it is one of the first impressions a person will make of you. You’ll definitely stand out with these funny tinder openers.

The first message is important because it sets the tone for what kind of person you are and what kind of conversation you are going to have.

Yet, once the swipe left becomes green to congratulate you on a match it’s time to think about what you’re going to say.  We’ve got the scoop on funny tinder openers!

Try not to overthink it too much or wait too long before sending a message to your new match. If you need some ideas on what to say to a new match check out the ones below.

Here is the scoop on 500 of the best funny tinder openers and pick up lines.

Tinder Openers

  1. You seem sick. I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

Although this may sound cheesy it’s a great way to get the ball rolling of a new conversation.

  1. You look like a Disney princess, because you are cinderHella fine.

This might be a great opening line for someone who mentions being a Disney lover in their profile.

  1. Lady you got Fine inscribed all over you, that you remind me of a library book that has been overdue. 

This opening line could be used on someone who mentions that they love reading or is a teacher.

  1. Girl you look hotter than my laptops.

Use this opening line if you want someone to know how hot you think they look in their profile.

  1. You should lace up your shoes! I’d hate you falling for someone else.

This cheesy but cute line wants to let the other person know they should stop looking for other matches when they are right there.

  1. Do you like the shirts in my profile? They are made of boyfriend material.

This line can be used to let the match know that you are ready to start a relationship in a funny way.

  1. Your eyes have told me everything except your number.

This opening line could be used when you think your match has beautiful eyes.

  1. Weighing you on a scale of 1-10, you are 9 and I’m the 1 you need.

This old pickup line is still used today and although some might be sick of it, others might find it funny and go along for the ride.

  1. Somebody should call the police because it is a crime to look that beautiful.

This opening line is a great way to start off the conversation by letting your match know you find them beautiful.

  1. I would happily marry your cat just to join your family.

This opening line is perfect to use on someone who has a photo of a cat on their profile or mentions being a cat lover.

  1. I was so lost in your beauty that I hit that wall over there. Now I need your phone number and name for the sake of insurance.

This funny pickup line is an easy way of starting a conversation with a little scenario. 

  1. Hey, you driving all these guys crazy, I wonder why your license has not been suspended yet.

This opening line can be used for someone you think is beautiful and gets a lot of matches.

  1. Hunny my hands become sweaty, my arms spaghetti and knees weak whenever I am with you.

This amazing opening line is perfect for someone who is a music lover but especially an eminem fan.

  1. Hey can I please take your photo? Because I want to show my mum how my next girlfriend will look.

This line will make your match feel special by complimenting them on their looks.

  1. I think you are a magician because when I look at you, you make every other thing disappear.

A line like this can be used on someone you are really interested in to let them know they aren’t thinking about anyone else.

  1. Can we take a selfie photo? I want to show you the most beautiful girl I have ever seen.

Although dating apps let you see photos of your match, using this line assures that you will meet the person in real life to get that selfie you’ve been waiting for.

  1. With such blue eyes as the sea, baby I’m lost in the ocean.

Online dating can be hard because you are trying to get to know someone but this opening line works because you are complimenting their beautiful eyes from their photos.

  1. You have to be the best thief ever; you stole my heart just from the other side of the screen.

This might not be one of the best opening lines but it sure will get a strange conversation going.

  1. You are so beautiful that I think when God created you He was just showing off.

This might not be one of the best tinder openers but it might work on someone who is more religious.

  1. You are so lovely that I wish you were a plant so I could have a whole field of you.

The best way to connect with someone during an opening line would be to mention something from their profile. In this case you can use this line if they are a plant lover.

  1. You must be an angel, what time is remaining to go back to heaven?

Tinder users have used this line in the past; some succeed while others just find it funny.

  1. Baby, the doctor thinks that I’m afraid of commitments. Can you assist me prove him wrong?

Some funny tinder openers are best to keep to yourself but this one reveals an insecurity while also being flirty.

  1. Hi sweetie, please touch my hands. I want to brag to all my friends that I was touched by an angel.

In order for this opening line to become a reality you’ll have to meet in real life so go for it!

  1. Wondering what you plan to do for the rest of your life because I would love to spend it with you.

This opening message can be used to start a conversation with someone about their dreams for the future to see if you have any common interests.

  1. Nothing on earth compares to you. I think your parents were aliens.

Some conversation starters like to get to know your likes and hobbies but this one jumps right into aliens.

  1. All I ever want for Christmas is a date with you.

Good opening lines work even better when you relate it to something going on in the world so this would be perfect to use in December

  1. Your dad must have been a king for a day to make such a lovely princess as you.

Having a sense of humor is important to have when sending funny opening lines like this to a new match about thinking the girl is a princess.

  1. I think there is a grave problem with my eyes; I just can’t take them off you.

Great tinder openers start with a compliment so this will get your match excited to respond to your message.

  1. My phone has this one big problem. It doesn’t have your mobile number in it.

Cheesy pickup lines like this have been used for years but sometimes they work so why not give it a shot?

  1. You have tightly tied my heart with a strong knot; you must have been in scouts for boys.

Next time you match with a guy who might have been in the boy scouts try this line on him.

  1. Baby please stop, drop and roll, you are so on fire.

The good thing about this line is that the person does not actually have to be on fire to use it.

  1. You are so beautiful that Vogue would love to put you on their cover.

Meeting new people online can be scary but this pickup line keeps the conversation funny and light.

  1. You surely must be the reason why men keep falling in love.

Some might think this message might be a little bit forward as an opening message but sometimes it’s better to put it out there instead of playing it safe.

  1. The dress you are wearing looks amazing on you.

While you want to make sure you are getting to know your match, starting out with a compliment about one of the photos is a great start.

  1. There is an angel missing in heaven, could somebody please call God.

You never know what you’re going to get on dating sites but an opening like this might be better for someone who talks about religion in their profile.

  1. Smoking is dangerous to your health…..girl you are constantly killing me.

Sometimes the perfect match comes when you least expect it, this message would be good to use on a match who mentions being a smoker in their profile.

  1. I have finally found you. I have been looking around for a girl of my dreams.

Making the first move can be scary but if you think you have found the person of your dreams this message will let them know.

  1. I should report you to the police because you stole my heart.

You don’t need any good luck with this line; it does all the work for you letting your match know that they stole your heart.

  1. All these keys, how I wish I owned one that opens your heart.

This is a good way to start a conversation on a deeper lever while still being a little funny.

  1. Can somebody please pinch me? You are so lovely that it feels like I’m dreaming.

The first time you message a match you are making a first impression so make sure it is a good one when using this line to let them know how lovely you think they are.

  1. Elmo isn’t my name, though you are allowed to tickle me whenever you want.

While you might not associate elmo with the best openers, this funny and flirty message will see what kind of conversation they want to continue to have with you.

  1. Seems like you have dropped something. (What?) My jaw.

Tinder conversations can start with all different topics but this pickup line will let the match know you were stunned by the beauty in their profile.

  1. A lot of people love watching the Olympics because it occurs once every 4 years. I would rather engage you in a conversation because you only meet a special person as you once in your lifetime.

The best thing you can do in an opening line is relate it to current events to show you stay up to date. This would be perfect to use if the Olympics are currently going on.

  1. Let’s get used to each other just like a snuggle and fabric softener.

The first thing you message someone will stick with the two of you for the rest of the relationship. This cute little message will be funny to look back at if the relationship goes well.

  1. You seem hot and ready, it’s like your father is Lil Caesar.

This isn’t even a cheesy pick-up line, it is a hilarious one. If your match doesn’t love this then I don’t think they are the one.

  1. Let’s engage in a wonderful crime ever committed. Let’s steal each other’s hearts.

The response rate for this opening line is climbing almost as much as crime rates are going up.

  1. Shall I give you a call or a nudge tomorrow so that we can have breakfast together?

This line is a fun way but also a forward way of making plans to hangout either that night or in the morning.

  1. Your beauty makes me look like a clown.

The only way of starting a conversation doesn’t have to just be hello. You can try out this funny line that jokes about yourself while giving your match a compliment saying they are out of your league.

  1. You tripped me into falling for you and that’s not my fault

Some of the best tinder opening lines might start off by putting the ball in the match court after sending a message like this.

  1. You have got a name or can I give you mine?

Starting a conversation with an open-ended question is a great way to make the other person more comfortable with responding back to a prompt.

  1. Can we get married for just one hour?

While this might not be a great line if you’re looking for an actual serious relationship it’s still a fun conversation starter.

  1. If you were a basketball player, I would be a terrible player because I will never score.

Tinder lines like this would be great with someone who mentions sports in their profile to let them know you think they are out of your league.

  1. From all of your beauty parts, I love your smile more.

There is no right way to start a conversation but a compliment is usually the best route to take.

  1. Your beauty doesn’t require makeup. That will be messing with perfection.

This is a great opening line because it lets the match know you think she is naturally beautiful.

  1. I wish to keep you forever though I am not hoarder.

Sometimes it’s hard to think of good lines to use as an opener but this funny message keeps the convo light hearted but flirty.

  1. Were you born in Tennessee? Because you are the only 10 I have seen.

What’s your favorite way to start a conversation with someone you’re interested in? If it’s a classic cheesy pickup line then this is the one for you.

  1. Hey, I’m Microsoft. Can you allow me to crash in your heart?

Tinder pick-up lines vary from all sorts of things. The line would be best used on someone who is interested in technology.

  1. 1 universe, 9 planets, 1.8 billion people and it’s only you I end up with.

True love might start after this line is sent about how many people exist in the world but the two of you swiped on each other.

  1. I am strongly attracted to you. Do you have a magnet?

This tinder line might be a good start for someone who is interested in science or if you just want to let someone know right from the start how attractive you think they are.

  1. I have the ability to seduce you but I’d rather flirt with you with my awkwardness.

There are many different opening lines to use on tinder but this one can show your personality while still being funny at the same time.

  1. I heard you were playing mine-craft because I would want to play creative with you.

Does your typical weekend look like a night filled with video games? Thisnline might work best for a match who talks about being a gamer.

  1. I wonder who’s running heaven now that you are here?

The ultimate objective of an opening line is to get a conversation going. This line lets your match know you think they were sent from heaven.

  1. Try holding 8 roses before a mirror, you will discover 9 most beautiful things in the world.

The general rule of opening lines is to keep it light, funny but also giving a compliment at the same time. This line hits all three you just need to hit send.

  1. It’s like you are a camera, I can’t help smiling every time I see you.

This cute pickup line lets your match know you think they are a cutie. It might work best on someone who is a photographer or has a camera in their profile.

  1. How I would love to be your tears, so I could be created in your eyes, flow down your cheek and pass-on in your lips.

This opening line is great for someone who is into writing or poetry.

  1. Are your parents thieves? Because you got all the stars in the sky in your eyes.

This opening line is a great way to start a conversation by complimenting your match’s eyes.

  1. There is this person who loves you the most, if not that I were shy I would have told you his name.

While your name is on your profile this is still a fun way to start a conversation with a match.

  1. Do you feel pain in your left eye? Because you look like the right one for me.

This fun little opening line will get your match laughing at your funny remarks.

  1. Hey, I can’t find my number. May I please borrow yours?

This line is a great way to break the ice and see if they want to continue the conversation over text.

  1. Given a chance I would rearrange the alphabetic order and have U and I come first.

This classic pickup is still used today and has worked so why not try it out?

  1. Hey, I think I have a problem with my eyes. I can’t stop looking at your profile?

This funny opener will put a smile on your match’s face when they read it.

  1. I would look so nice with you.

This short and simple opening line gives the match room for interpretation.

  1. You are perfectly delicious. Your name should be Lucky Charms.

This pickup line compliments the match and lets them know how attractive you think their profile looks.

  1. Are you a believer of love at first sight? Or do I have to swipe again?

This fun pickup line is perfect to use on dating sites like this to talk about love at first swipe.

  1. Please help me. I’m alone and desperate.

If you are looking for good tinder openers that will lead to actual dates you might not want to start with this one. If you just want to start a light fun convo this might be the route you should take.

  1. What’s your favorite food? I’m an amazing cook.

The only thing about this line is that you should actually be a good cook if you’re going to use it. No one wants to see a fake profile let alone a bad cook.

  1. Asked “on a scale of one-America, how available are you tonight?”

Of all the different opening lines this is a fun one to start out with to see if the match wants to meet up.

  1. Hey girl, I am (name) but you can just call me tonight.

The good news is that this opening line might get you a phone number that lasts a lifetime.

  1. You are so awesomely beautiful that I just can’t remember my pick-up line.

This pickup line about no pickup line makes the conversation start out fun and is always a good idea.

  1. Are you usually this hot or you got a tan?

Your tinder profile might have the most updated pictures but this pickup line might help the match reveal the truth about some of their photos.

  1. If beauty would kill, you would be categorized under the most deadly weapon of mass destruction.

Make sure it’s the right place to use this pickup line before hitting send while talking about deadly weapons and beauty.

  1. Baby you are sweet like jam. Was your mother a strawberry?

The main thing about this pickup line is that it compliments the match and their mother which might be a double bonus for some people.

  1. My whole life I have wished to be superman but tonight I’d rather be your man.

Some peoples favorite way to start a conversation is by starting with a topic they are interested in like Superman.

  1. Can you speak Latin? (if no) Neither can I, so what are my chances of taking you out?

Sometimes pick up lines can turn into a fun game of getting to know the other person.

  1. If you’ve ever seen the reality show “Temptation Island”, then my name is Temptation (name). Are you tempted in any way?

Someone’s favorite show might be Temptation Island or something along those lines so this opening message might help them relate to you more.

  1. I can bum a kiss off you, if you allow me.

The best place to use this would be outside a bar  but you can also use this as your opening line on a dating site to start the conversation out and talk about smoking.

  1. I can prove that fairy tales are true. You want proof, kiss me and I will change into a charming prince.

This cute pickup line is complimenting your match by calling her a princess.

  1. I can’t see, I am blinded by your beauty.

This fun little message lets the match know you think they are beautiful.

  1. If we could define beauty as a mustard seed then you are a Grey Poupon.

This fun little pickup line is a great one to use for a food lover.

  1. If beauty must be a car, then you are surely Bentley.

Does your match have a lot of car pictures or works with cars? Try this line on them to spark a conversation.

  1. Why would I struggle to be a better Christian while heaven is in front of me?

This pickup line would be a good one to use on a match who is religious.

  1. Was your mum hot? Because you are steaming.

This is a fun opening line that gives a compliment to your match and their mom.

  1. Please allow me to search your purse because you have stolen my heart.

This is a good opening line to use on girls who love fashion and accessories.

  1. Girl, in you I found a new religion, do you have a book I can follow?

This message is a great message to start with someone who is religious.

  1. If  you were an adjective you would be called gorgeous.

This is a great compliment to give someone and start a conversation

  1. Wow! It seems somebody won a beauty lottery.

This will surely put a smile on your match’s face.

  1. I heard you were searching for a perfect man; well here is your man.

This funny line will let your match know they can stop looking for others.

  1. Stop waiting for Mr. Right and come out with Mr. Right now.

This play on words is a great way to start a conversation when you want to take them out on a date.

  1. If there was a copyright for beauty, the owner would sue you for a huge amount of money.

This line tells your match you believe they invented beauty.

  1. Think I forgot my magic pick-up line at home. So what’s yours?

This is a great way to start a conversation because it gets your match to try their pickup line on you.

  1. Are you a meme? Because I’d like to show you to my friends and then hope they like you as much as I do.

 An opening line like this would perfect to use on 

  1.  Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

This pickup line is a fun way to be flirty with your new match.

  1. Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

This funny opening message is a great start to a new conversation.

  1. Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some vitamin me.

This line will let your match know they are missing out on a fun person.

  1. Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.

A play on words like this will let your match know how fun you can be.

  1.  Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?

This could be a fun message for someone who is into traveling.

  1. I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

Your match will have a smile on their face after receiving a compliment like this.

  1. Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next boyfriend.

Guys will love the confidence the message radiates.

  1. Hawaiian or pepperoni?

The answer to this opening message can be make or break.

  1. Just tell me you don’t clap after your plane lands, and we can go ahead and get married.

This is a great opener to see what type of person you are talking to.

  1. Forget hydrogen. You should be the number one element!

This would be a fun message to send someone who is in the science field for their career.

  1. Are you my last 1099 check? Because I want 100% of you.

A message like this would be great for someone who is into math or has mentioned they are in finance or accounting.

  1.  Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

This message implies that your match has made a wish for them to enter their life.

  1. Heard you like bad girls. Well, I’m bad at everything.” *blink instead of wink*

Hilarious opening lines like this will make your match know you are a funny gal.

  1.  Hey, you’re beautiful. Can I tell you that again next Saturday over dinner?

This opening line is a great start to making plans for a date.

  1. How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.

This classic opening line has been around forever and can still be used today to get a laugh out of someone.

  1. Life without you would be like a broken pencil, pointless.

This pun lets your match know you are always ready to crack a joke.

  1. If you had to listen to one song on repeat forever, what would it be?

An opening message like this helps you get to know your match on a closer level.

  1. Pick a historical era, and I’ll try to come up with a pickup line related to that era.

This fun opening line would be great to use on a history buff.

  1.  Katy Perry or Taylor Swift?

Opening with a question like this can get you and your match into a serious debate that can turn out fun or show their true colors.

  1. Roses are red. Violets are blue. Let’s go on a date. So I can start falling for you.

This rhyming message lets your match know you are ready for a date.

  1. If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.

This lovely compliment will get your match to answer back as soon as they receive it.

  1. Choose a dream job: puppy photographer or pizza critic?

These amazing dream jobs both sound perfect but one must choose.

  1. You look like you love a good adventure! What’s one of the best ones you’ve had so far?

An opening line like this gets you and your match into a fun conversation.

  1. So, are you the kind I’d find climbing mountains and acing the diamond slopes, or chilling on the beach with a glass of wine?

A message like this is a great way to see what kind of person your match is on a regular basis.

  1. Important question: pizza or tacos?

Important questions like this help you see what kind of person you have matched with in a funny way.

  1. If you could be anywhere in the world, doing anything you like right now, where would you be and what would you do?

Sending a message like this helps you get to know your match in a fun way.

  1. What’s one destination you haven’t been to yet that you have to visit before you die?

Starting out the conversation with a question helps you get to know your match.

  1. You’re sweeter than 3.14. Tell me I just won the cheesy pickup line competition?

A great joke like this brings pie die into the dating scene.

  1. If you could be any animal in the world, what would you be and why?

No matter what their answer is to the question there are many different ways to think about it.

  1. Top three best things to do on a Saturday?

Questions like this help you get to know your match on a deeper level.

  1. Better discovery: Netflix or avocados?

Fun questions like this are great conversation starters when meeting someone.

  1. If you’re as good at cuddling as you’re good-looking, I’m signing myself up on the waitlist for a date.

This opening message lets your match know they are ready to cuddle when you are.

  1. I can’t cook good lasagna, but I can cook great lasagna.

This message is a great way to let your match know  you have great qualities to offer them.

  1. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

This classic pickup line has been around for a while so it must have some use to it right?

136. Avocado on toast, or extra guacamole on your taco?

A fun question like this could lead to a future breakfast date.

  1.  You’re so gorgeous that you made me forget my good pickup line.

This message is simple but still gives your match a compliment which is always a good idea.

  1.  Should we mix things up and get dessert before dinner?

This could lead to the start of a crazy fun relationship with someone.

  1. What’s your definition of a good weekend?

Asking a question about your match’s weekend lets you know what kind of person they are and how compatible the two of you would be.

  1.  Don’t tell me your last name. I’ve decided to just call you mine.

A popular dating app like tinder usually only lets you put your first name so this opening line lets you fill in the rest for them.

  1. Your eyes are really beautiful, and I just had to tell you.

If you find your match’s eyes beautiful no need to keep it to yourself.

  1.  Are you the square root of 1? Because you seriously can’t be real!

This is cheesy little joke that will let your match know you think they are too good to be true.

  1.  I almost gave up on Tinder, but then I saw your profile.

A message like this lets your match know that you were the special one that caught their eye.

  1.  Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

Although you see your match’s photos on their profile this message lets them know you want to meet up and see each other in real life.

  1.  I think my phone’s busted. It keeps telling me it doesn’t have your number.

This is a fun and flirty way to see if your match wants to give you their number.

  1. Titanic. That’s my icebreaker. What’s up?

This simple message is a blunt way of jumping into a conversation.

  1. I can’t believe we’ve known each other for a minute and still haven’t exchanged numbers.

Your match will have to laugh at this message and be excited to answer back after reading it.

  1. Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you—drinks this week?

Who wouldn’t want to receive this pickup line in their tinder messages?

  1.  Did you do something to my eyes? Because I can’t take them off your profile.

Your match will be happy to receive this message making them feel special.

  1.  On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you need.

Another classic pickup line like this has been around for a while so why not give it a shot?

  1.  Waffles or pancakes? I need to know what you prefer for breakfast.

A message like this can lead to a yummy breakfast date with your match.

  1.  Excuse me, do you have a band-aid? Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.

This cute little message lets them know how interested you are in them.

  1. On a scale of one to the United States of America, how free are you for drinks this evening?

Starting out the chat by asking them out on a date is a bold move but some might love it.

  1. Are you my appendix? Because this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.

This is a great way to start the chat by being funny and flirty.

  1.  Brunch or dinner?

Your match might think this is a question of what they prefer but really it can be asking them out on a date.

  1.  Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe.

Someone in the science field is sure to love a pickup line like this.

  1.  I just bought kiss-proof lipstick, and I need a lab partner to test its claims. Are you in?

Hearts would beat extra fast after receiving a message like this.

  1. I’m going to be honest with you. I swiped right 50% because you’re cute, and 50% because I love your dog. What’s his name?

The best way to someone’s heart is complimenting their pet.

  1.  I woke up thinking today was just another boring Monday, and then I saw your photo on my app.

Make sure it’s a Monday before hitting send on this message.

  1. Did you fall in a pile of sugar? You’re looking super sweet.

This is a cute way to start out a conversation letting your match know how you feel about them.

  1. Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert?

This forward message jumps right into asking your match out on a date.

  1. We matched! Does that mean you’re coming over to my place tonight, or should we meet and establish we aren’t serial killers or living with our parents first?

A message like this could either be taken in a good or bad way but hopefully your match has a good sense of humor.

  1. Are you the COVID vaccine? Because I would never turn you down.

This lets your match know right off the bat you are vaccinated and you are interested in them at the same time.

  1. A three-day weekend is coming up. Are you a) heading for the mountains b) going to the beach c) sleeping till noon d) partying all night?

Starting off with questions helps you get to know your match on a deeper level.

  1.  Are your parents’ bakers? They sure made a cutie pie.

This message not only compliments your match but also the parents which can get you brownie points.

  1. You’re seriously hot. And I’m seriously happy we matched.

This flirty message gives a compliment while letting them know how happy you are that you matched.

  1.  Do you have an Instagram? My mom always told me to follow my dreams.

This cute little opening line is a fun way to ask for your match’s instagram.

  1. I think I saw you on Spotify. You were listed as the hottest single?

This is a great line to use on any music lover. Hopefully they are team Spotify and not Apple Music.

  1.  Are you my laptop? Because you’re really hot and I’m concerned.

Everyone can relate to an overheated laptop so your match will laugh when opening this message.

  1.  If you could be any comic book character, who would you be?

The answer to this question can really help you get to know what kind of person you have matched with.

  1. Are you German? I’d like to be Ger-man!

This is a fun way to start a conversation and get to know your match’s background.

  1.  Send me your favorite GIF so I get to know you better?

GIFs are always a fun way of communication so try this line out and see how great the conversation gets.

  1. Just wanted to let you know, you have some cute on your face.

You can even reference a specific photo when using this opening line.

  1. I thought happiness started with an “h,” but I guess it actually starts with “u.”

This cute little message lets your match know how happy you make them.

  1. Drinks or coffee this week?

This is a cute message to see if they want to have a more intimate conversation or a night out on the town.

  1.  Your profile made me stop in my tracks.

This lets your match know that they had to stop and tell you that your profile was that good looking.

  1.  Two truths and a lie! Go!

Starting out the chat with a fun game like this helps you get to know them better.

  1.  Favorite thing to do on a Friday night? a) cuddling and watching Netflix by the fireplace b) the hottest bar in town c) dinner party d) I’ll tell you over drinks?

This conversation starter is a great way to get to know your match.

  1. Do you know what I have in common with the Little Mermaid? We both want to be part of your world.

This is a fun conversation starter for someone who loves Disney.

  1.  Truth or dare?

Make sure before you send this message you know what you are going to say if they pick either option.

  1. Tell me, what can I say to impress you?

This puts the ball in your match’s court to see what kind of things they are into.

  1. Roses are red, violets are blue, how did I get so lucky to match with you?

This flirty message will put a smile on your match’s face.

  1.  If we were at home, cuddling on a rainy Sunday morning, what would we have for breakfast? a) American pancakes b) French crèpes c) waffles d) omelet e) something else?

This message may lead to a cute breakfast date.

  1. Do you like cheese? Would you like to brie with me?

This cheesy pickup line even uses cheese to flirt!

  1. If you were a dessert, what would you be?

Their response to this question will help you get to know how your match thinks of themself.

  1. Do you play soccer? You look like a keeper.

This message would be great to try out on someone whose profile mentions sports.

  1. Favorite drink?

This is a great way to see what their favorite drink is and then ask them out to get one.

  1. All your pics came through at a 45-degree angle. Guess you’re acute-y.

Make sure you use this pickup line on the right person. It has to be appreciated.

  1. This is how I’d describe you in three emojis [insert cute emojis] Now you describe yourself in three emojis.

This is a fun way to start out a conversation to be flirty and fun.

  1. Do you ever wear fishnets? Because you’re a real catch.

This might be a fun pickup line to use ona country girl.

  1. If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.

This opening message lets your match know how cute you think they are.

  1. On a lazy Sunday: Netflix all day, getting lost in a museum, or cuddling with me?

This flirty message is a good way to find out what their typical Sunday is.

  1. If you could have any famous artist (dead or alive) paint your portrait, who would it be?

This is a good message that picks the middle of your match.

  1. My mom told me not to talk to strangers online, but I’ll make an exception for you.

This is a cute message that is flirty yet funny at the same time.

  1. What do you call a string of people lifting a mozzarella cheese? A cheesy pickup line.

The cheesy pickup lines never end here but who would want them too?

  1. If you’re as good at cuddling as you’re good-looking, I’m signing myself up on the waitlist for a date.

Who wouldn’t want to receive this flirty message filled with compliments?

  1. Damn, you’re a knockout. Was your father a boxer, or did you just get lucky with the gene pool? 

Sending a message like this starts you out on the fathers good side before you even meet.

  1.  So I’ve been trying to come up with a good psychology pickup line for you, but I’m aFreud I couldn’t come up with anything.

If you don’t use this on someone who was a psychology major then you are wasting your time.

  1.  I’d say you’re the bomb, but that could turn into lethal conversation…

This funny pickup line lets your match know how attracted you are to them in a funny way.

  1. Are you from space? Because you’re out of this world good-looking.

This cheesy pickup line is a fun way to let your match know how good looking they are.

  1. I’d say you’re as beautiful as a Greek goddess, but from what I can remember from history class, they were all pretty crazy.

This opening line will surely make your match laugh and appreciate your sense of humor.

  1. (Lime emoji) This is my pick-up lime. How are you?

This simple pickup line lets the conversation start in any direction.

  1. I’m researching important dates in history, do you want to be mine?

This is a fun and forward message to see if they want to go out on a date.

  1. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should we match again?

This is a funny message that ties love into online dating.

  1. Do you like bagels? Because you’re bae goals.

Who knows maybe this pickup line could lead to a cute breakfast date?

  1. You have a dog! Does that mean I’ll never win the “best ever cuddler” title?

Talking about a match’s dog will help you get on their good side as long as you never say anything bad against it.

  1. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.

This flirty line lets your match know how fine you think their profile looks.

  1. Hey, I’m writing an article on the finer things in life and I was hoping I could interview you.

This flirty pickup line might help you get a date so you should try it out.

  1.  Are we, like, married now?

This is one of my favorite lines because it’s funny and your match has the option of taking it a million different ways.

  1. What’s a perfect gentleman like me doing without your phone number?

This is a cute way to try and get your match to give them your phone number.

  1.   You sound busy but is there any chance of adding me to your to-do list?

This puts the idea into your match’s head to think of a time they are ready to go out on a date with you.

  1. I usually go for 8’s but I guess I’ll settle for a 10.

Your match will love reading this message that lets them know you think they are a 10.

  1.  I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

This is a forward message that puts all your cards out on the table of what you are looking for.

  1. Roses are red, violets are blue, Yoda I am, and go out with me, will you?

This play on words is perfect for any Star Wars lover.

  1. Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.

This is a great pickup line for someone in finance or any other money field.

  1. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

This cute message is a great flirty way to let your match know you like them.

  1. Are you my appendix? Because I don’t know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.

This is a fun opening message that lets your match know how bad they need to take you out.

  1. I’m new to this city, can you show me the way to your heart?

Open up with this line to use if you moved and are trying to get to know new people.

  1. You get a 3-day weekend. Are you heading for the mountains, the beach, or sleeping till noon?

Use this question to see what kind of weekend your match is down to have.

  1. “You don’t know how many times I had to swipe left to find you!”

This pickup line is perfect for online dating.

  1. Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, We’re a match on Tinder, so I think we should go out.

This is a direct message to let your match know exactly what you want.

  1. If we were to go out for dinner, where would we go?

This is a great conversation starter to plan out the perfect date.

  1. Let’s cut this small talk and just meet for a drink?

This direct message will either put a smile on your match’s face or on yours.

  1. Does this mean we’re exclusive? 

Opening lines like this are always a fun way to start a conversation after a new match is made.

  1. “Hey gorgeous, will you be my Tinderella?”

This play on words mixes Tinder with Cinderella letting your match know you think she is a princess.

  1. I can feel you staring at my profile from here.

This flirty message gets a good conversation started about each other’s profiles.

  1. My friends would be jealous if you went out with me.

Help a match out and make their friends jealous.

  1. They say Tinder is a numbers game, so can I get your number?

This is a flirty way to use tinder to your advantage and try and get your match’s number.

  1. Hey, we’re a match! Does this mean we’re dating now? Give me a second, I need to change my Facebook relationship status.

This is a funny way to start out a chat with a new match that will lead to a great conversation.

  1. “Do you believe in love at first swipe?”

This message is a perfect opening line for Tinder users.

  1. You’ve just won a free trip to anywhere in the world! (Not from me, it’s coming in the mail.) The catch is you have to leave tomorrow. Where are you headed?

This is a great message to get to know your match but also let them know you aren’t trying to move too fast.

  1. Are you a 0% APR loan? Because I’m having trouble understanding your terms and you aren’t showing any interest.

Someone in a money field like accounting or finance will appreciate a message like this.

  1. Your natural beauty radiates from my phone. I just got an instant tan from your glow. BRB applying aloe vera.

This is a cute yet funny message to send to a match to let them know you think they are beautiful.

  1. “Maybe you can help me. I forgot the password to my account, and when I hit ‘password hint,’ it keeps telling me ‘Jessica’s phone number.’”

This is a funny way to start a conversation but also flirty. Try it out and see where it takes you

  1. “If beauty were time, you’d be eternity”

This message lets your match know you think they are beautiful.

  1. “Do you like Nintendo? Cause Wii would look good together.”

This would be a great message to send to a match who is into gaming.

  1. “You wanna know what’s beautiful? Read the first word again.”

This message lets your match know you think they are beautiful.

  1. “Since distance equals velocity times time, let’s let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.”

This message has a lot going on but it’s a fun and forward message to start out a chat.

  1. “Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!”

This flirty message lets your match know you think they are hot.

  1. “Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!”

This is a cute message to start a chat with a new match.

  1. Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!”

This message starts out the conversation by letting your match know you think they are fine.

  1. “If you were a flower you’d be a damnnn-delion”

This is a cute way of starting out a chat with a new match.

  1. “I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?”

This is a flirty yet funny way to start out a new conversation with someone.

  1. “You’re so gorgeous that you made me forget my good pickup line.”

This non pickup line sort of message starts the conversation out by letting your match know how gorgeous you think they are.

  1. “Do you like Mexican food? Cause I want to wrap you in my arms and make you my BAE-RITTO.”

This is a fun way to start out a chat and may lead to a dinner date.

  1. You’re not a vegan, are you? Because I’d love to meat you.”

This play on words lets your match know you want to meet up with them.

  1. “No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.”

This message is a great one to send to a match when you want to compliment their eyes.

  1. “Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!”

This is a funny pickup line to use to let your match know that they look good.

  1. “If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.”

This is a great message to send to a match you think is absolutely stunning.

  1. In your opinion: do you like me more or do I like you more?

This might get your match thinking for a little bit before they respond but it will lead to a fun conversation.

  1. Hey, you dropped something. . .my jaw.

This flirty message lets your match know you think they are good looking.

  1. Did I tell you I’m writing a book? It’s a phone book and it’s missing your number.

This flirty opening line is a great way to see if your match wants to give you their number.

  1. Is your dad a preacher? Because you’re a blessing.

This opening line is a compliment to the match and their dad.

  1. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

This pickup line is a fun way to say you have found the answer to your dreams.

  1. Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u.

This message is a fun way to start a flirty conversation with your match.

  1. You must be a small amount of red phosphorus and I must be a tiny wooden stick. . .because we’re a match.

This message has to be appreciated by the right person because this is a great pickup line.

  1. Are you a tamale? Because you’re hot.

This opening line lets your match know you think they are hot.

  1. Is there a magnet in here? Because, baby, I’m attracted to you.

This is a fun way to start out a new conversation with a match.

  1. Roses are red. You’re cute as a duck. Let’s go on a date. And then we can cuddle.

Didn’t end up where you thought it would? Try it out on your match.

  1. Hey HEY heyy, <name>!!

This is a great way to get your match’s attention.

  1. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you!

This opening line lets your match know how attractive you think they are.

  1. Are you a camera? Because I look at you and smile.

This cute opening line will put a smile on you and your match’s face.

  1. I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.

This funny and flirty message will start a great conversation between the two.

  1. We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.

This play on words is a fun way to start a convo with a new match.

  1. I was wondering if you’re an artist because you were so good at drawing me in.

This message lets your match know that their profile has caught your eye.

  1. If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.

This is a good pickup line for a movie buff to let your match know you think they are fine.

  1. Are you accepting applications for your fan club? 

This is a cute and flirty way to let your match know how interested you are in them.

  1. Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.

This dramatic pickup line is a fun way to start out a new conversation.

  1. Are you Italian? Because I want a pizza you.

This is a fun conversation starter and hopefully your match is Italian.

  1. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.

This fun opening line could lead to a campfire date and lets them know how attractive you think they are.

  1. I’m using the last 2% of my battery to send you this message. If that’s not commitment I don’t know what is. 

This message lets the match know how dedicated you are to the conversation.

  1. That dog looks so cute, can you give them my number?

The perfect way to your match’s heart is through their pet. Trust me.

  1. We can say we met on Spotify because you’re the hottest new single.

Nothing can go wrong with this fun pickup line unless they are team Apple music.

  1. If you had to describe my profile in three words, what would you choose?And why would they be iconic, perfect, and flawless?

This funny opening message shows your confidence but also how funny you are.

  1. Why do bartenders use blenders? To break the ice.

Starting off with this opening message could lead to a night out with drinks.

  1. Wow those eyes… I could get lost in them.

This message is a great way to let your match know how interested you are in them.

  1. You up for 2 minutes of mediocre fun followed by 30 minutes of crying?

This message puts it all out on the line so be sure you use it on the right person.

  1. Was your mother a beaver? Because DANG girl!

This is a funny message that will get to know what kind of sense of humor your match has.

  1. Are you a library book? Because I’d like to check you out.

This message is a great conversation starter for a book lover.

  1. I know it’s cheesy, but matching with you is too Gouda to be true.

Another cheesy pickup line talking about cheese it couldn’t get any better.

  1. You sound busy…any chance of adding me to your to-do list?

This is a flirty way of letting your match know how interested you are in them.

  1. Do you know CPR?  Because you took my breath away!

This is a fun way to chat with your match and let them know how stunning you think they are.

  1. You must have been a Girl Scout because you’ve got my heart tied in knots.

This opening line is a flirty way to let them know how they have you feeling already.

  1. Before we get chatting, I just want to let you know that I will never send you an unsolicited pic.

This is a great, funny way to break the ice and let your match know what your intentions are.

  1. What will we tell our grandchildren about how we met? 

Already planning a future with your match is a great way to start a funny conversation with a new person.

  1. You should probably tie your shoelaces or you might fall for me.

Starting out with jokes makes a match feel more comfortable with chatting with a new person.

  1. I think we had a class together once. Was it chemistry?

This is a great compliment to use on a match maybe if you know each other from school.

  1. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe.

Notice your match’s profile likes science, be sure to try out this line on them.

  1. Aren’t you tired of constantly running through my dreams? 

This is a cute little message to send to a new match.

  1. Is your father Voldemort? Because you sure are magical!

Careful with sending this message a true Harry Potter fan might be worried what you think of their dad.

  1. Do you have a pencil? Cause I’d like to erase your past and write our future.

This message lets your match know you want them to forget everything else and only focus on you.

  1. Is your name LinkedIn because we should connect?

This funny message makes a joke about a networking website.

  1. Are you a zoo? Because I’d like to get up close and personal with you.

This message has to be taken the right way but could lead to a funny conversation.

  1. I don’t have a favorite animal, but can I just say that yours is my favorite

Mentioning a match’s pet is always the right choice.

  1. Hi….can I take your order please? Mine’s an ice cold glass of milk with a side of YOU! 

This line will let you know how your match feels about you and a glass of milk which can be very important.

  1. Hey can I buy you a drink or something? Or do you just want the money? 

This hilarious pickup line will surely be the start of a fun new conversation.

  1. My favorite ice cream flavor is strawberry, but I’d rather have yours!

Is your match an ice cream lover? Start with this line to make your way to an ice cream date.

  1. Don’t make this weird, but I thought it would be fun to write pick-up lines for tinder…

This is a great way to start off a new conversation by tossing around fun pickup lines.

  1. You know, they say that the best marriages start with the perfect hello…

This funny opening line might be taken too seriously by some people but with the right sense of humor it will be executed perfectly.

  1. You make me feel like someone should write a love song about us…

Team Taylor or Harry? You might find out with this line.

  1. Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business..

Does your match mention having a sweet tooth or being a chocolate lover? This is the perfect line for them.

  1. Can I borrow a kiss? Cuz my rent is due and this is the only currency I have..

This message is straight forward by asking your match for a kiss.

  1. Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

This play on words is a fun way to see if your match is interested in a date.

  1. You must be the cause of global warming because baby..you’re hot!

This message lets your match know you think they have an attractive profile.

  1. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.

Maybe your match is into photography and this line would reel them in.

  1. What’s a perfect gentleman/lady like myself doing without your phone number?

This flirty but fun message is a great start to a new romance.

  1. What’s your favorite pick up line?

Asking your match what their favorite pickup line is puts the ball in their court then.

  1. I’m not good at pick up lines, but I would love to chat with you sometime.

This pickup line is honest and straightforward.

  1. You’re so different from anyone I’ve ever met.

This line can be seen as funny since you have never met and know nothing about each other.

  1. I’m not good at pick up lines, but I wanted to tell you that your profile caught my eye.

This cute little message is a sweet way of saying you are interested in them.

  1. Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.

If your match’s profile shows they are a coffee lover try this pickup line on them.

  1. Do you ever just lie down at night, look up at the stars and think about all the messed up things in the world? Like why is there a “D” in “fridge” but no “D” in “refrigerator”? 

This fun message will pick the brain of your match.

  1. Guess what my clothes are made of? Oh, cotton mostly. 

Did you think this line was going somewhere different? I bet your match did too.

  1. Are you http? Because without you I’m just :// 

This message is a silly way to send a flirty message over the internet.

  1. Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications. 

Use this message if your match seems to be an animal lover.

  1. My BBQ is broken, could you have a look at it? (What?) Oh, I thought you might be able to help, being smoking hot yourself and all. 

A message like this starts a fun conversation letting your match know you think they are attractive.

  1. Is your Bluetooth enabled? I feel like we could pair. 

If your match is a music lover try this opening line on them.

  1. What was the last song/movie/TV show you listened to and loved? 

This is a great opening line that opens up a new conversation with someone.

  1. I guess the pandemic is far from over because your smile is contagious. 

If you are attracted to your match’s smile let them know!

  1. Opposites attract so how about you go north and I’ll go south? 

This silly opening line can get some fun responses back from it.

  1. Are you my favorite blanket? Because I am sure wrapped up in you. 

Use this message if you want to sound cute while flirty at the same time.

  1. What size shoe do you wear because I am searching for my soulmate?

This message lets your match know exactly what you’re looking for.

  1. Hi there cupid called and said he needs his arrow back.

Cupid had to have sent you two for each other with this opening message.

  1. Your profile looks really gouda.

The cheesy pick up lines never end.

  1. Do you know a real estate agent? I’m trying to make a move here.

This funny message lets your match know you’re trying to flirt with them.

  1. I thought your name would be Wally because someone like you is hard to find.

This message lets your match know that you think they are special.

  1. Are you sugar  because you look sweet and I want to spoon you.

This straightforward message lets your match know exactly what you’re thinking.

  1. Did you just get out of the oven because you look hot?

This flirty opening line lets your match know how hot you think they are.

  1. Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you look like a snack

This flirty opening line will let your match know you think they are a snack.

  1. Aside from being drop dead gorgeous tell me more about yourself.

An opening line like this can start a great conversation with a compliment.

  1. You must be a high test score. Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.

This funny pickup line lets your match know you think they are a perfect match.

  1. I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.

Another great opening line where you can let your match know they are a snack.

  1. You and I are like nachos with jalapeños. I’m super cheesy, you’re super hot, and we belong together.

Who knows maybe this opening line can lead to a fun dinner date.

  1. Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me!

This play on words lets your match know that they should go out with you.

  1. Have you been covered in bees recently? I just assumed because you look sweeter than honey.

This is a cute way to let your match know you think they look sweet.

  1. Your eyes are like IKEA. I’m totally lost in them.

Open with this line to use when you want to compliment your match’s eyes.

  1. I want our love to be like the number Pi. Irrational and never-ending.

This is a flirty and funny way to start a new conversation with a match.

  1. Is your name Ariel? Because we Mermaid for each other.

A disney lover will surely love an opening message like this.

  1. I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

This cute message lets your match know how attractive you think they are.

  1. I’m really glad I just bought life insurance, because when I saw you, my heart stopped.

This message lets your match know how attractive you are to them.

  1. Hi, I love your profile picture! Where was it taken?

This is a fun way of starting out a conversation that gets them excited to talk about themself.

  1. Not much of a bio, you mind if I lightning round you a couple questions?

Getting to know your match is important so why not try this on them?

  1. “We’re a match! The next step is to pick a wedding date, right?” 

This funny opening line can start a conversation that might last a lifetime.

  1. “Is your personality as angelic as your hair?” 

Does your match have great hair? Let them know with this opening line.

  1. “You’ve got the best smile on tinder. I bet you use Crest.”

Let your match know how great you think their smile is with this opening line.

  1. “I never saw you coming and I’ll never be the same.” 

This flirty message lets your match know how happy you are that you came across their profile.

  1. “Sunday priorities: Netflix, Exercise, or Bottomless Mimosas?” 

This opening line will help you get to know your match a little bit better.

  1. Can I borrow your lips? I’ll give you mine. 

This cute and flirty way is a forward message that lets your match know exactly what you’re looking for.

  1.  Do you think I’m brave? Because I’m gonna ask your father for your hand.

This is a funny message to start off a conversation joking about getting married already.

  1. I need some directions and it looks like you know how to get to a pretty city. 

This opening line is a great compliment to give to your match.

  1. What! Did you call me yesterday? What’s the number?

This flirty opening line is a great way to see if your match will give you their number.

  1. Do you think Ocean should be full of wine? Then you should be mine.

Starting off with this question will let you know what kind of match you’re talking with.

  1.  Have you been to a 5-Star? I’m sure it must have been jealous of you.

This is a great conversation starter because it’s asking a question while giving you a compliment at the same time.

  1. I have 1-ply, and 2-ply, but I want your re-ply.

The silly little message about toilet paper is a great opening line that lets your match  know you’re ready for a chat.

  1. They say Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth. They’ve never stood next to you.

This is a great opening line to use on someone who mentions being a Disney lover.

  1.  Hey, I’m looking for treasure. Can I look inside your heart?

An opening line like this can start a conversation of all different sorts.

  1.  Do you still have a heart? Or is it missing after meeting me?

This pick up line wants to know how bad the match is into you.

  1. Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.

This opening line lets the match know how much you were interested in them.

  1. You know what… you don’t need keys to drive me crazy.

This would be a good line to use on someone who talks about cars a lot in their profile.

  1.  Do you have time…? I have got the place.

This forward and flirty message lets your match know exactly what you’re looking for.

  1. Let’s commit the perfect crime.  I’ll steal your heart; you steal mine.

hopefully you don’t find out that your match is an actual criminal after sending this flirty line.

  1. Are you a ground coffee? You must be Espresso cause you’re so fine.

This line could help you score a coffee date.

  1.  Can I borrow a kiss from you? I promise I’ll return it.

This flirty message wants to know if your match is down for a kiss.

  1.  Are you glitter? Because you sparkle my life?

This is a phone message you could send to a match who looks like they are an outgoing creative person.

  1. I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine got stolen.

This opening line lets your match know that they stole your heart.

  1.  Are those mirrors in your eyes? Because I can see myself in them.

use this opening line if you want to give your match a compliment on their eyes.

  1. Are you good at deciding dating places? Which one is good for us?

This is a great opening mind because it puts the ball in their court over where your first date should be.

  1.  You are not an apple, but I may bite your red cheeks.

This fun and flirty opening message puts it all out on the line.

  1.  Are you a rose? Then I would love to smell you.

This is an interesting way to start a conversation but hopefully leads to a date where you could get to find out what they smell like.

  1. Baby, are you a lion? Because I can see you lion together.

A message like this is very forward and lets the match know exactly what you’re looking for.

  1.  Are you a hunter? Let me be your prey.

A flirty opening line like this can lead to a conversation of all different sorts.

  1. Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re da-balm.

This tinder pick up line can be used to complement your match’s lips.

  1.  Will you be my Facebook story? Because I am sure I’ll get good watches.

Depending on your age this could be a fun opening line to let your match know how good-looking they are.

  1.  If life was a deck of cards you are the queen of my heart.

If you notice your match is into gaming on their profile try this opening line out.

  1.  If Tinder was heaven, we would be a match made in heaven.

This is a great opening line to try out on tinder.

  1.  What is such a beautiful lady like you doing without me?

This polite opening message is a flirty way of getting to know your match.

  1. I guess this is the moment we have been waiting for.

Use this opening line if you want your match to get excited for your messages.

  1.  If I were a lottery, I would make sure you win.

This tinder pick up line isn’t used often so why not be the one to try it out?

  1.  My eyes are not as beautiful as you, but they pour equal love.

This is a great opening line that gives your match a compliment and opens the door for a fun conversation.

  1. Are you painting? Because you’ve added colors to my canvas.

if you notice that your match has a profile filled with creativity use this opening line on them.

  1.  Is it your smile or a magnet? I can’t move away from you.

A flirty message  like this will put a smile on your match’s face.

  1. I’m not a mathematician, but I’m good with numbers. Give me your contact number and watch what I can do with it.

Try out this pick up line on someone who mentions math in their profile.

  1. Can you lock your eyes? Because I am gonna dive into them!

This message gives your match a compliment on their eyes while being fun and flirty.

  1.  Your hands look soft. Do they need someone to feel them?

This flirty and forward message let’s your match know you’re ready to hold hands with them

  1.  Are you a tourist spot? Coz, people love to visit you.

Hopefully your match has a sense of humor about this tinder pick up line.

  1. If you are ice then I am your cream, if you are cream then I am your ice.

try out this opening line on a match who has a sweet tooth and maybe it can lead to your first ice cream date with them.

  1.  If God made you, then he is definitely an artist!

This is a great opening line because it gives them a complement and opens the door for a new conversation.

  1.  If I didn’t meet you, I would never know what beautiful looks like.

A flirty message like this let’s your match know how beautiful you think they are.

  1.  Think of me like a trophy. If you win, I’ll make you proud.

This is a fun and flirty message your match would be happy to receive.

  1.  I am adventurous. Would you like to experience me?

This flirty message is a fun way of starting a conversation out with a new match.

  1. Was your father an alien? Because there’s no one else like you on Earth.

The silly opening line lets the match know that you think they are unique.

  1. What’s the size of your heart? I am looking for a habitable estate.

This romantic yet fun message is a great question to start off a new chat.

  1. Your body is 75% water and I’m thirsty.

an opening line like this lets your match know exactly what kind of person you are.

  1. Do you drink Pepsi? Because you’re so-da-licious.

This play on words is a fun silly way to start off a new chat with a match.

  1.  I’ll give up my morning cereal to be with you.

An opening line like this might lead to a cute breakfast date.

  1. If being sexy was a crime, then dang, you’d be guilty as charged.

This kind of message lets your match know how attractive you think they are.

  1.  Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.

This cheesy little opening line lets your match know you think they are good looking.

  1. I think you should cage me, because you are making me go wild.

This wild opening line lets your match know a little bit about your personality.

  1. I wanna live in your socks. I will be with you every step of the way.

Sending this message will let your match know how close you want to be with them.

  1.  You must be a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

This is a funny opening line that you could send to make your match laugh.

  1. Don’t you think that you owe me a drink? [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

Hopefully after sending this pick up line you can plan out your first date.

  1. Are you an omelet? Because you make me egg-cited.

Does your match seem to be a breakfast lover try out this message to see where it lands.

  1.  Your hand looks heavy. Will you let me hold it for you?

Send this message to your match if you wanna let them know you’re ready to hold their hand.

  1. Orange you glad you get to talk to me?

Starting off the chat with a message like this might give your match a laugh.

  1. Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.

This opening pick up line will let your match know how attractive looking you think their profile is.

  1. Is your heart broken? I am good at mending.

Hopefully your match’s heart is not broken but this line will let them know what kind of person you are.

  1.  Do you wanna travel around the world? Then lets go to see the leaning tower of pisa look!

This opening line will let your match know you are serious about wanting to be with them and do things with them.

  1. Were you the one to invent the airplane? Because you seem just Wright for me.

Try out this message on a match who seems to be interested in traveling.

  1. The sun didn’t rise today. But your smile was enough to light up my day.

This is a fun and flirty way to start out a conversation with a new match by giving them a compliment.

  1. Just tell me you like plans so you can fly to meet me.

This opening line is a great way to know if your match is serious about wanting to meet you. 

  1. Can I have your Netflix password?

Open with this line to lead to all sorts of different conversation topics.

  1. I would absolutely love to swap numbers with you.

This opening message will let your match know exactly how you feel.

  1. I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

This is another straightforward pick up line that lets your match know exactly what you were looking for on tinder.

  1. If I told you that you had a great smile, would you hold it against me?

This steamy opening message will let your match know that you think they have an attractive profile.

  1. QUICK! The Notebook or Sleepless in Seattle?

Starting off a conversation with a question is a great way to get the ball rolling into different topics.

  1. Are you a sea lion? ‘Cause I can see you lyin’ with me to watch a movie.

This is a funny but also flirty way to start off a new chat within a match.

  1.  For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.

This opening pick up line is a flirty and fun way to let your match know what you think of them.

  1. I haven’t figured out if you’re going to be the nicest person on my naughty list or the naughtiest person on my nice list.

This is a funny yet flirty message to send a match to see what kind of response they give back to you.

  1. You’re coming over tonight to watch Game of Thrones and hang out.

This is a direct opening line that will make you soon find out if they want to hang or not.

  1. I just saw the best smile ever and its you.

Who doesn’t love a cheesy opening line like this?

  1. Any kind of name puns!

Hopefully you can think of one.

  1. What’s the best thing about elevator jokes? They work on so many levels.

This might lead to a debate about elevators and escalators.

  1. Sorry it took me so long to message, I was at Whole Foods trying to figure out what you like for breakfast.

This is a cute and fun message to send to a new match if they haven’t sent you a message yet.

  1. Do you like sleeping? Me too, but we should really hangout.

This message lets your match know that you would rather be with them than sleep.

  1. I’ll cook your dinner if you cook me breakfast.

With an opening message like this your match will know exactly what kind of person you are.

  1.  My mum told me I could be anything in the world so I want to be yours.

This cute message is a great way to start a fun and flirty conversation.

  1.  There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.

sending a message like this is a fun way to joke about getting married already.

  1.  Are you a piece of artwork? Cuz you’re beautiful.

Send this to the person you are attracted to.

  1. Yogurt. Cereal. Soup. *Blank* from Tinder. These are all things I want.

This type of message is a fun play on words.

  1. Dog person or cat person? There is only one right answer.

Sending this message could change everything in the game.

  1.  Your phone has GPS, right? Because I’m totally going to get lost in those *insert color here* eyes.

This opening pick up line is a great way to complement your match’s eyes.

  1. Kiss, marry, kill: Bradley Cooper, Ryan Reynolds, Ryan Gosling?

Starting off with a fun game like this can help you get to know your match a little bit better.

  1. You must be made of Uranium and Iodine because all I see is U and I together.

This is a great opening mind you can use on someone who is in the Science field for work.

  1. Do you have 11 protons? Because you’re Sodium fine.

You could try out this opening line that is a fun play on words to let your match know how attractive you think they are.

  1.  Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.

Hopefully the person you send this to gets the funny joke.

  1.  I’d like to calculate the slope of those curves.

Well some people might be self-conscious of their body sending a compliment like this will put a smile on their face.

  1.  You must be the square root of 2 because I feel irrational around you.

This tinder pick up line has to be used with the right kind of sense of humor.

  1. I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.

This Tinder pick up line should be used on a specific type of person who follows these character traits.

  1. I have a feeling that you’re trouble.

This conversation starter opens the door for many different topics.

  1.  This time next year let’s be laughing together.

If you start off a chat already planning for the future you’re one step ahead of the game.

  1. Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?

This is a flirty yet funny way to start a conversation with a new match.

  1. We should skip the week of chatting/ small talk and just go on a coffee date.

Sometimes it’s hard to get to know someone over the phone so why not meet up in person?

  1.  Sorry, I can’t hold on… I’ve already fallen for you.

This funny message lets your match know that you already have fallen for them. 

  1. You look like you have great energy, I’m curious, where do you get it from? Yoga? Sports? Dance?

This message gives your match a complement but also asks a question to help you get to know them better.

  1.  I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by YOU.

This fun and flirty message might lead you to a date involving a night out with drinks.

  1. 60 miles away, huh? No worries I’ll be there.

Tinder usually tells you how far away your match is so make sure you get find someone close to you.

  1. Do you have a personality as attractive as your eyes?

Besides having beautiful eyes, hopefully your match has a good sense of humor.

  1. Are you a good cuddler? ‘Cuz I might let you join my gang.

Send this opening line if you are down to cuddle with your new match.

  1. Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together?

This is a funny conversation starter since it talks about already planning a wedding.

  1. If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.

Only use this fun pick up line if your match talks about being a cat lover in their profile.

  1. According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me. I’m Thinking, ice skating and hot chocolate this week?

This is a great way to complement a match while also putting out the idea of going out on a date.

  1.  Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you — drinks this week?

Hopefully your match understands this funny pick up line.

  1. Please call 9-1-1, because you just made my heart stop!

A pick up line like this would surely get a laugh out of it.

  1.  Is your dad a rapper? Cause you’re so Dope!

This line has a great sense of humor.

  1.  I’ve been waiting here for…. Minutes and you still haven’t sent me a pickup line, how rude.

This is a great pick up line to use if you haven’t started a conversation yet with a new match for a couple days.

  1. Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you right now and I probably should be!

This pick up line is very forward and lets your match know exactly what kind of night you want to have with them.

  1. You’re so attractive that my phone gets hot just from talking to you.

everyone can relate to an overheated device so hopefully your match gets a laugh out of this

  1. Prettiest smile I’ve seen on Tinder.

This is a cute way of letting your match know that you are attracted to their smile.

  1. You’re my favorite YouTuber. I swipe right and subscribe for the rest of my life. 

Depending on your age range you should use this opening message to see what the vibes are.

  1. Hold out hand: “Hey I’m going for a walk. Will you hold this for me?”

This is a cute yet flirty way to start off a new conversation with a match.

  1. Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?

This is a fun and flirty message that is forward to your match.

  1. Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

Try this message out on someone who talks about cars in their profile.

  1. Can I borrow your phone? I need to call God and tell him I’ve found his missing angel.

Whoever you send this to will definitely have a smile on their face after reading this message.

  1. If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.

This hilarious opening line will definitely make your match laugh and get a response from them.

  1. What’s your biggest fear?

This is a great opener to get to know someone.

  1. Knock-knock. (Who’s there?) When where? (When where who?) Tomorrow night, my house, you.

your match won’t even see this coming!

  1. If you were a Transformer you’d be Optimus Fine!

This kind of opening line works great on a movie buff or a car lover.

  1. If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest women in the world, you would have a dollar!

Your girl is gonna be the next richest woman.

  1. I’m good at algebra; I can replace an X and you wouldn’t need to figure out Y.

This is a great pick up line to use to show your match that you were the one.

  1. You must be jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.

Try this message out on another peanut butter and jelly lover.

  1. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

Looking for a long-term relationship this might be the opening line for you.

  1.  If you were a phaser on Star Trek, you’d be set to stun!

If your match mentioned Star Trek or just movies in general try this pick up line on them.

  1. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

This cheesy pick up line lets your match know that the surge is over and they have found the one.

  1. Is summer over? Because I’m about to “fall” for you!

This opening message is cute yet flirty at the same time.

  1.  There’s a massive clothes sale in my bedroom – let me give you my t-shirt.

Sending an opening line like this to your match lets them know you want them to have something of yours.

  1.  I lost my number…can I have yours?

This is a funny way to start off a conversation with the new match when you want to ask for their number.

  1. I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.

Your match will be happy to hear that you are not an actual hoarder after finishing this message.

  1. We’d be cute together.

Let your match know you are in to them and want to be a couple.

  1.  What are your plans for today?

This opening line is very forward and lets your match know that you want to hangout with them today.

  1. This may be cheesy, but I think you’re grate.

The cheesy pick up lines are never ending on here.

  1. Is your name honey? Cuz I’d love to drizzle you on my bland day. 

Even though you see what your matches name is, this is still a cute way to start off a conversation with them.

  1.  Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite. 

This opening line gives your match a two for one complement.

  1.  I’m finding it really hard to breathe. U just keep on taking my breath away.

This is a fun and flirty way to start off a new chat with your match.

  1.  Have you got the time to hangout?

This is another forward message that lets your match know exactly what you are looking for.

  1. Are you sitting on the F5 key? ‘Cause you are refreshing! 

This kind of pick up line is a play on words, try it out on someone who’s profile seems to fit the bill.

  1. Are you a doctor? Because my heart beats faster when I see you. 

This message will let your match now how excited you were when you came across their profile

  1. Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey. 

Who knows maybe your match is a florist?

  1. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot? 

This is a funny yet also flirty way to start off a new chat with your match.

  1. I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart. 

Try this opening line out on someone who works in the medical field to see if they get a kick out of it.

  1. There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on! 

Hopefully your match has a sense of humor and finds this opening line funny.

  1. If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand. 

This is a cute way to start off a new conversation to let your match know how happy they make you.

  1. I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them? 

This is a fun way to see if your match is down for a date.

493. Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and I don’t mind being lost at sea.

A message like this is a great way to start off a chat by giving your match a compliment.

494. If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the McGorgeous. 

Sending this opening line may lead to a fun date at McDonald’s.

  1. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile. 

If you smile every time you see your matches profile then why not give this pick up line a shot?

  1. Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future! 

This forward opening message lets your match know you are down to start a future with them.

  1. You seem like the perfect someone I need in my life.

Send this to you Tinder crush to let them know how you feel.

  1. If you were words on a page you’d be the fine print. 

Try this opening line out on someone who loves to read books or works at a school.

  1.  I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you. 

This might be a helpful pick up line to use if you were online dating in college.

  1. Where have I seen you before? Oh yeah, I remember now. It was in the dictionary next to the word “gorgeous”! 

Anyone would be happy to receive a pick up line like this and start a conversation with their new match.

Tinder is a fun way to meet new people and start conversations about different things. Make sure you are being safe and appropriate with your matches while talking to them and if you plan on meeting.

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10 Best Funny Tinder Openers and Pick Up Lines