500 Short Funny Birthday Wishes And Poems for a Friend

Is your friend’s birthday around the corner? Are you looking for the best Happy Birthday Wish for your friend? We've got you covered with short funny birthday poems!

It can be difficult for some people to come up with a unique birthday wish. And no matter how good your sense of humor is, after so many celebrations, some birthday jokes just get old.

No matter whether you’re looking for a good poem, a funny birthday song, something to put on your friend’s Facebook wall, funny birthday limericks, something to put in birthday greeting cards or a funny birthday card, or just some funny birthday wishes and funny birthday wishes in general, read below!

The perfect gift may be some sweet birthday poems and wishes and we know that sometimes it can be hard to come up with the right words to say or write your own poems. So sit back and relax, we know just what to say to any birthday boy, girl, or person! 

Here is the scoop on the best short funny birthday wishes and poems for a friend!

Short Funny Birthday Poems and Wishes!

1. “Happy birthday! You might be a year older, but you don’t look it! Nobody would think you’re so old, especially since you dye your gray hair!”

This birthday wish is perfect for anyone who is of the relevant age where gray hairs are starting to come in.

Or even if your friend isn’t that old yet, it’s a great way to kid around with them on their birthday if they can take a joke about getting older. 

2. “Maybe life is hard on this crazy Earth, but it is your day of birth. For all it’s worth, put all of your stress at bay and stick a few candles in a cake, today is your day!”

This is one of the best short poems to send to a friend who has had some tough times this year. It’s a good way to remind your friend that good times are ahead because after all, it is their birthday!

3. “May your birthday be filled with wishes from family members you haven’t seen since the last holiday, acquaintances that keep on telling you you should get together but never do, and people that you haven’t seen since high school. They may act like they care, but I truly do! You are my best friend through and through! Happy birthday!”

This silly birthday wish is perfect for any friend who is chronically on social media, especially FaceBook.

They probably know about the birthday reminder feature and how it leads to a bunch of people that you hardly ever see or that you haven’t seen in forever wishing you a happy birthday.

4. “Having a friend like you is fun because we look like sisters. Thank you for always making them think I’m the younger sister. Happy birthday!”

This birthday wish is perfect for your best friend who looks or acts older than they are and can take a good joke. It’s always good to start your friend’s awesome day with a good laugh!

5. “I remember when we first turned 21 and how excited we were to drink. Now our next milestone is getting the senior citizen discount at Chilies. Happy birthday!”

This humorous birthday wish is perfect for any friend who is between the ages of 21 and 65. It’s a good way to remind your friend that even though they’re getting older, good things are still ahead.

6. “Man, you’re getting so old. How the heck are we gonna fit all of those candles on your birthday cake?”

This is a great way to kid around with someone whose age is getting up there, as long as they can take a joke about it. After a while, it just becomes too much to buy a candle for each year of your life. 

7. “Remember to count your blessings and not your wrinkles. May God bless you with good looks in your old age! Happy birthday!”

This joke is a great way to wish an aging friend a happy birthday. Too many people get worried over wrinkles.

In reality, it’s inevitable and it happens to everyone who gets old eventually. So why worry about wrinkles when we can focus on what’s good in life? Like cake. The birthday cake is good. 

8. “Remember that growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional. Happy birthday to my dear friend that will always make me feel young!”

This happy birthday wish is great for anyone who is young at heart. The best people in life never let getting old get them down!

9. “When I’m with you, I always feel younger. No, I’m not talking about your childishness. I’m thanking you for being born first. Happy birthday!”

This birthday wish is perfect for your best friend who is older than you. Even if it’s just by a few days, they’ll find it funny!

10. “Just some special birthday advice. Always forget the past because it can’t be changed. Also, forget the present because I didn’t get you one!”

In times like this, present-buying can be hard. Sometimes the best gift is an abundance of good wishes and good laughs. 

11. “Life can be a beautiful journey, so don’t forget your wrinkle concealer, you old fart! Happy birthday!”

This is a great joke for a friend who is getting older and is showing it. Some people fuss over wrinkles so only say this if you know they can take a joke. 

12. “The best thing about a friend like you is that you always make me feel good about myself. I mean, really, you should go look in the mirror. Happy birthday!”

This is a great joke for a friend who is getting older and is showing it. Some people fuss over wrinkles so only say this if you know they can take a joke.

13. “I know we get forgetful as we get older, but something I could never forget is your birthday! But our local fire brigade called me to remind you to blow out your candles this year.”

This is a great way to kid around with someone whose age is getting up there, as long as they can take a joke about it. After a while, it just becomes too much to buy a candle for each year of your life. 

14. “As they say, as you get older, you become wiser. At your wise age, you should be the next Albert Einstein!”

This is a great joke for a friend who is getting older and is showing it. Some people fuss over wrinkles so only say this if you know they can take a joke.

15. “Don’t let old age have you blue! We still have senior discounts to look forward to! Happy birthday to you!”

This humorous birthday wish is perfect for any friend who is between the ages of 21 and 65. It’s a good way to remind your friend that even though they’re getting older, good things are still ahead.

16. “Today, it’s out with the new and in with the old! Happy birthday old buddy!” 

This funny birthday wish is a humorous spin on the saying “out with the old and in with the new.” It’s also a great joke for anyone who is getting older.

17. “Remember when we were kids and we always wanted the newest things? Today, you should only want the oldest things! Unless you’re talking about wanting a pair of brand-new dentures. Then that’s fine.”

This funny birthday wish will remind your friend how crazy changes in life are. When we’re young, we seem to want every new toy.

When we get older, we become interested in boring things. One day, your friend will get excited over a new pair of dentures or a new walker.

18. “I know you live a simple life, but don’t make today a simple day! A true friend like me tells their friends when they need some flame in their lives! But if that’s too much for you, at least eat some ice cream. And not vanilla.”

This birthday wish is great for a friend who knows their basics and owns it. While there’s nothing wrong with blandness, there’s no need for that on a birthday!

Throw your friend a crazy birthday celebration they’ll never forget! Maybe this will be a new start for a more adventurous lifestyle for them! 

19. “On this special day, enjoy the gift of life! You get to enjoy another day in this wonderful world, doing all of the things you enjoy and seeing all of the people you love! Because we love you and all of your wonderfulness. And I’m totally not kissing up to you right now because I didn’t get you a birthday gift.”

In times like this, present-buying can be hard. Sometimes the best gift is an abundance of good wishes and good laughs. 

20. “Keep Calm coz Tomorrow is your birthday! Oh, don’t mind me! Just taking you back a few years to 2014 to make you forget it’s 2022 and you’re getting old!”  

Anyone who was chronically online back in 2014 and saw all of those “Keep Calm” posters will love this throwback. Plus, it’s a great early birthday wish!

21. “Aren’t you glad you are past those years of teenage angst? Now you can just say you’re having a midlife crisis! Happy birthday!”

This is a great funny wish for anyone who is approaching middle age. Remind your buddy that even though they’re getting old, at least they’re wiser and gonna handle whatever life has to throw at them more maturely. 

22. “I can’t believe Forever 21 lied to you. Maybe they should make a store called Forever 65+ for you. Happy birthday!”

Anyone who loves going to the mall will love this birthday joke. Unfortunately, we can’t all be young forever but shopping deals get better once you’re a senior citizen!

23. “Remember when we used to hate getting carded by the bartender? Now it feels like a compliment! With that being said, I hope that you have fun on your very special day! But not too much fun. You’re too old for me to be picking you up from the bar anymore.”

This is a great birthday wish for anyone who loves being perceived as younger than they are. People are funny. When we’re kids, we wanna look older.

When we’re in our 20s-30s, we are in our prime and wish to be perceived as our age. Once we hit 40, we hope that we look younger. 

24. “With our bodies taking us back to old heights we haven’t seen since high school, I hope that your birthday takes you to new heights of fun!”

Anyone who has been a victim of shrinking due to age will get a belly laugh from this. Not only will you give your buddy a good laugh, but it will also make you seem like a really funny guy and a great friend!

25. “Remember to flash some dishonest smiles today as everyone sings happy birthday to you because it feels awkward and you don’t know what else to do.” 

Anyone who feels awkward while having the birthday song sung to them will laugh at this. I mean really, what are you supposed to do?

Do you just sit there? Should you give a smile? Do you look at anyone? Thank goodness they made the song so short! Just start cutting the cake already!

26. “Do you remember when we were six and we thought that $20 was a lot of money? Well, let’s take a trip down memory lane today! Happy birthday, don’t spend it all in one place!”

In times like this, present-buying can be hard. Even a small token like a small amount of money can mean a lot to a good friend who understands. Plus, sometimes the best gift is an abundance of good wishes and good laughs. 

27. “The best thing about our beautiful friendship is that we are going to grow old together. Good thing you have a head start!”

This is something funny to say to a friend who is older than you but is still close in age to you. Whether it’s just for a few days or a few years, they will get a good laugh.

Plus, growing old with your best friend is everyone’s dream! Let your buddy know how much they mean to you on their birthday!

28. “Fun fact: birthdays are a sign of good health. The more you have, the longer you live!”

Anyone with a good sense of humor will laugh at this. Also, it will remind your friend that getting older isn’t all bad. It’s a sign that they have been healthy, whether it’s due to good genes or a healthy lifestyle, or both. 

29. “Violets are red, roses are blue. Argh, I’m not the best with words, but happy birthday to you!” 

This is one of the best funny poems you can send to your friend on their birthday. Poems can just be hard to write sometimes, you know? 

30. “For your birthday, I wanted to give you something awesome and sweet. But then I remembered that you already have me in my life. Happy birthday to a very special friend!”

Not only will this make your friends laugh on their birthday, but it will also remind them that they already have the best gift of all: your beautiful friendship! 

31. “Getting older is nothing to be ashamed of. Remember the value of an antique increase with age.”

This is a great way to cheer up a friend who doesn’t like getting older. We get better and wiser with age! 

32. “I promise this wish isn’t late. It’s just that best friends like you deserve a whole birth month!”

This is a humorous way to wish someone a belated birthday. Forgetting a friend’s birthday can be awkward, so why not break the tension with a good joke? 

34. “I know things like the natural color of our hair don’t stand the test of time, but one thing that always will is our friendship. Happy birthday to a very loyal friend!” 

This birthday wish is perfect for anyone who is of the relevant age where gray hairs are starting to come in.

Or even if your friend isn’t that old yet, it’s a great way to kid around with them on their birthday if they can take a joke about getting older. 

35. “I’m sorry that I forgot your birthday, but I do have some good news: I also forgot your age. Happy belated birthday, dearest friend!”

This is a humorous way to wish someone a belated birthday. Forgetting a friend’s birthday can be awkward, so why not break the tension with a good joke? 

36. “The terms of use on things like our social media accounts and devices may always be renewing, but one thing that never will is our strong friendship. I love you just the way you are and hope you never change! Happy birthday to a real friend!” 

Another great wish for anyone who is chronically online. Terms of use and agreements are always changing. In fact, almost everything changes.

So why not remind your best friend how much you love them and that you hope that you will always have them on their birthday?

37. “You lead such an amazing life that it must feel like a dream. Happy one day being closer to the end of the dream!”

This funny birthday wish will make anyone who knows what “the end of the dream is.” The dream is life so the end of the dream is dead.

So each day, we all come a bit closer to the end of our dreams. But look on the bright side: we won’t ever be this young again!

38. “One thing I love about you is that you never let getting older slow you down. Really, you make Keith Richards look like a slow baby. Happy birthday!”

This birthday wish is great for anyone who loves the Rolling Stones and never slows down. Can you believe Keith Richard still tours in his old age? 

39. “Happy birthday to my sweet friend whose craziness will never end!”

This is a sweet birthday wish for a friend who has been through everything with you. Who doesn’t love getting into shenanigans with their best friend?

40. “There’s really only one true birthday. The rest are simply anniversaries of the day of a person’s birth. Happy birthday!”

This wish will make anyone chuckle. If you think about it, it’s true! We are only born once, so we only have one true birthday.

All of the birthdays we celebrate each coming year are actually just the anniversaries of the day of a person being born.

41. “As they say, another day, another dollar. But since you took off from work for your birthday today, here are a few dollars from me!”

In times like this, present-buying can be hard. Even a small token like a small amount of money can mean a lot to a good friend who understands.

Plus, sometimes the best gift is an abundance of good wishes and good laughs. 

42. “I knew this gift would make you smile, 

It’s perfect for your many adventures, 

Now you can take a bite out of life, 

With a pair of brand-new dentures. 

Happy birthday!”-Kevin Nishmas

This is one of the best humorous birthday poems that you can send to a friend. As we get older, eating cake is gonna be harder. Tell your friend to enjoy their birthday cake while they still have teeth!

43. “Happy birthday! 

You may look a little older, 

Sadly youth doesn't come cheap, 

So skip all those Botox parties, 

And just get your beauty sleep. Be glad you're young at heart, 

And still look as good as gold, 

Too bad you're not a millionaire, 

And can't put your looks on hold.”-Kevin Nishmas

This is one of the best short birthday poems you can send to a friend who always looks great. Unfortunately, our looks aren’t permanent. Good thing age doesn’t change personality!

44. “Another milestone birthday is here, 

And your precious brain still stirs, 

You imagine yourself Albert Einstein, 

But you think like Keith Richards. You don't have Alzheimer's, 

Just "some-timers" all your own, 

Sometimes you remember, Sometimes you just don't. 

You remember you forgot something, 

But can't remember what you forgot, 

Start to plan your own surprise party, 

If your mind goes any more to pot.”-Kevin Nishmas

This is one of the best funny happy birthday poems that you can send to a buddy. Memory loss comes with aging and it really sucks sometimes.

Luckily, it happens to us all. Remind your friend on their birthday that everyone becomes more forgetful as they age. 

45. “Happy birthday! 

Money has gotten a little scarce, 

You might say times are hard, 

So I went online, And found you this virtual birthday wish.”

In times like this, present-buying can be hard. Sometimes the best gift is an abundance of good wishes and good laughs. 

46. “Roses are red, Violets are blue, 

This is your birthday gift, 

It sucks to be you. Happy birthday!”-Kevin Nishmas

This poem is perfect for times like this when present-buying can be hard. Sometimes the best gift is an abundance of good wishes and good laughs.

47. “On your birthday, it's time to reflect, For the passing of time leads to change. 

What once was important we leave; Our priorities and goals rearrange. 

It's official; you've lived one more year. You're birthday gifted and caked, 

But don't think you're fully mature, 'Cause you're really only half-baked!”-Joanna Fuchs

This funny birthday message is perfect for anyone who is reaching middle age. Remind your friend that although they are getting older, the best is yet to come! 

48. “Today is your birthday, don’t pull your hair, Look in the mirror, 

nature was fair, Not a day over twenty, I’m kidding, you’re plenty. 

Don’t mean to burst your bubble, But stop asking for trouble, 

You know what I mean when you drink that caffeine. What should I bring? 

Just give me a ring. Elephant or clown? I knew you would frown.”

This short funny birthday poem is perfect for a friend who seems younger than they are. They may come off as childish, but those who are young at heart are the best friends to have. Plus, they throw the best birthday parties! 

49. “The years go flying by so fast

We wonder why our youth does not last

But when I look at you I see

A younger version of what you used to be

But remember I am aging with you

And without my glasses the picture is skewed

So who cares about what has been done

As long as birthdays keep having fun!”- Samantha C. Ringle

This short birthday poem is perfect for any childhood and/or lifetime friend. Although aging isn’t fun, at least the two of you are in it together!

50. “Don't fret, have no regrets

You will soon forget

Your mind is getting old you know

And sometimes it even shows.

But carry on and happy be

In you, there is always beauty.

Happy Birthday my dear

Don't let age be a fear!”-C. A. Lynch

This is one of the best funny happy birthday poems that you can send to a buddy. Memory loss comes with aging and it really sucks sometimes.

Luckily, it happens to us all. Remind your friend on their birthday that everyone becomes more forgetful as they age. 

51. “Now they say you are wiser with age

The years pass and you go through a stage

Wow, then you must be some wise

Your age is truly a surprise

You try to say you're younger that is true

But knowing your age, you deserve your dues.

Life stages you have seen many come and go

And look at you it does not show.”-B.R. Clement

This is a great birthday wish for anyone who loves being perceived as younger than they are. On your friend’s birthday, remind them that there is nothing wrong with aging.

After all, we gain so much knowledge and become so much better as people as we get older. 

52. “You might as well smile, or else you could cry

Be down or you can be high

Slow down or be just as driven

Or you can see age is just a number given

On this birthday we wish for you

Laughter, happiness not down and blue.”-Tom S. Gold

This birthday poem is perfect for anyone. On your friend’s birthday, remind them that age does not change us on the inside, only on the outside.

53. “Happy birthday!

So what if you're a little bit older, 

You ache from head to toe, 

So what if your ears are full of hair, 

What if you got no get up and go? So what if you have laugh lines, 

So what if you have arms of Jello, or if you suddenly feel decrepit, 

Your decrepitude started long ago!”-Kevin Nishmas

This poem is perfect for someone who is getting up there in age. It will give your friend a good laugh. Our bodies really do get strange with age!

54. “Happy birthday! 

It’s your birthday once again, Another year has flown by, 

You tell yourself you're fine, But all you want to do is cry. 

Getting older can be a real drag, With nobody to scratch your back, 

It's a pain to tie your shoes, And there's no pleasure in the sack. 

Aging gracefully is for the rich, Who can change their face on a dime, 

So happy birthday, my friend, Let's party before we run out of time.”-Kevin Nishmas”

This poem is perfect for someone who is getting up there in age. It will give your friend a good laugh. Our bodies really do get strange with age!

But the good thing is, we are still here and kicking! Might as well celebrate another year of life!

55. “Happy Birthday Old Buddy 

Are you like me a bit? I let my mind wander, 

it didn't come back... But better over the hill... ...than under it.”

This is one of the best funny happy birthday poems that you can send to a buddy. Memory loss comes with aging and it really sucks sometimes.

Luckily, it happens to us all. Remind your friend on their birthday that everyone becomes more forgetful as they age. 

56. “Happy birthday, you're not getting old, 

Stay in the game, it's not time to fold. 

Wrinkles and grey hair, are just a new look, 

Countless experiences, you should write in a book.”

This birthday wish is perfect for anyone who is of the relevant age where gray hairs are starting to come in.

Or even if your friend isn’t that old yet, it’s a great way to kid around with them on their birthday if they can take a joke about getting older. 

57. “Tomorrow is still a mystery.

Yesterday is already history.

And today it is your BIRTHDAY!”

This short poem will make anyone laugh. It’s corny, but it’s still sweet. Send some birthday fun over to your friend!

58. “Inside every older person.

is a young person.

wondering what the hell happened!

Happy Birthday!”

Time really flies! This poem is sure to make anyone smile on their birthday!

59. “Another candle on your cake?

Well, that's no cause to pout.

Be glad that you have strength enough

To blow the damn thing out.”

This is a great way to kid around with someone whose age is getting up there, as long as they can take a joke about it. After a while, it just becomes too much to buy a candle for each year of your life. 

60. “You’ve done quite well since your start,

So as you grow older take heart,

Keep up the good work and don’t be a jerk,

Stay happy till you’re an old fart.”

This poem will make someone laugh all the way up to the last second of their birthday! Plus, it gives a new rule that everyone should follow: never become grumpy and old.

Instead, cherish the years you were gifted and make the best you can out of life. 

61. “You are antique,

We need to tweak,

Start with physique,

Let’s make you a geek,

Or just join a clique,

And become sleek,

What do you seek?

A birthday creek,

With sublime mystique,

Surely unique,

I shouldn’t speak,

Quite often critique,

Courageous or meek,

Today is your peak,

Enjoy your week,

And stick out your cheek.”

This is a great way to cheer up a friend who doesn’t like getting older. We get better and wiser with age! Think about it, when was the last time your buddy heard something nice about their age?

Send them this poem that will make them smile on their birthday!

62. “I have known you quite a while, 

When you talk, you make me smile. A special friend, 

I will probably keep If you buy me a cool jeep.

 It’s your birthday, I nearly forgot, Searched online, bought you squat. 

Hope you don’t turn all bitter,

Since you’ve never been a quitter. 

I nearly quit, writing this verse, Mind is blank, it’s a curse, 

Soon your party will be here, If I wake up, I’ll surely appear.”

This cute poem is sure to make anyone chuckle on their birthday. Let’s be real: the thing we look forward to on someone else’s birthday is their cake.

I mean, don’t you ever wonder why all of your party guests always ask you what cake you’re gonna have at the party in advance?

Also, this poem gets that writing poems can be hard. It seems to be very self-aware. 4th-wall breaks are cool. 

63. “Birthdays are sometimes hard to observe

Many people think they are for the birds.

Well, when I look at your age

I can see why you are at that stage.

Where did the years go

Another birthday, oh no

It only seemed like yesterday

We celebrated your birthday.

Oh who cares about age

Don't let it discourage

Be happy and just say

It is just another day!”-Catherine Pulsifer 

This birthday poem is perfect for anyone who hates that they are getting older. Remind them that at least they made it to another day!

64. “Gather a handful of roses,

Some sunbeams, a rainbow or two,

A couple of stars to wish on

To bring you all your special dreams true,

Tie them with ribbons of memories,

The kind that are lovely and sweet,

And have the kind of birthday

You'd love to repeat and repeat!”

This birthday poem is short and sweet. Send it to your friend, it will surely make them smile!

65. “Why did we get sunglasses for you?

Well, we know what is true.

When the candles on your cake are lit

It will be bright we will admit.”-Theodore Higginsworth

This is a great way to kid around with someone whose age is getting up there, as long as they can take a joke about it. After a while, it just becomes too much to buy a candle for each year of your life. 

66. “They say you are over the hill

That you have been thru the mill

The age you are, is a number that's high

But don't you sit down and cry.

Life is too short as you well know

There is nothing you can do to make it slow

So live up this day and let the celebrations start

We love you even if you are an old fart!”-Catherine Pulsifer

This birthday poem is perfect for anyone who hates that they are getting older. Remind them that at least they made it to another day and that they are surrounded by love!

67. “Today marks another year

Don't let age give you fear

Let your smilin' face show

That you still have that glow.

The stages of life happen so fast

The youth was yesterday but now has past

Mid-life comes along

Life is good, you sing a song

But the years continue to tick on by

You won't say how old, you just lie

How old are you we say

Not a year older than yesterday?”-Catherine Pulsifer

Time really flies! This poem is sure to make anyone smile on their birthday!

68. “I look at you and all the facts

I can't believe your age and how you act.

The number might suggest your old

That you should be shriveled and full of mold.

But, hey look at you

You're young in all you do

The number doesn't mean a thing

As long as you can still sing.

So may this little rhyme and verse

Be one that you don't curse.

Smile and be happy today

Remember, it's your birthday!”-Catherine Pulsifer

This is a great birthday wish for anyone who loves being perceived as younger than they are. On your friend’s birthday, remind them that there is nothing wrong with aging. After all, they are always going to be young at heart!

69. “Your birthday, the age you have reached

Could make us all stop and screech

But instead, we thought we would just sing

Forget your age and the feeling

That older and wiser you now appear

But we still think of you as a dear!”-Catherine Pulsifer

This birthday poem is perfect for anyone who hates that they are getting older. Remind them that at least they made it to another day and that they are surrounded by love!

Plus, a birthday means more fun is yet to come!

70. “Happy birthday! 

This special birthday wish may be late, 

And it may not make you very wise,

 But it's still good enough to send Because it won't strain your tired eyes. 

It may not be the best birthday wish, And it may not even be on time, 

But I think it's better than nothing, For no other reason than it rhymes.”-Kevin Nishmas

This is a humorous way to wish someone a belated birthday. Forgetting a friend’s birthday can be awkward, so why not break the tension with a good joke? 

71. “Just wanted to be the first person to wish you a happy birthday so I can feel superior to your other well-wishers.”

This will definitely make your friend smile. Are you really their best friend if you’re not one of the first ones to wish them a happy birthday? 

72. “Some people would say that your birthday is just another good excuse to have really good booze up with your mates. I’ll drink to that! Cheers!”

This is a great birthday message for anyone who loves to party. A birthday is just another excuse to go out for a night of fun! 

73. “Happy birthday, you have finally reached the age where all compliments will be followed by, ‘for your age.”

This is a great birthday wish for anyone who loves being perceived as younger than they are. They probably eat up compliments like “you look so good for your age” and “you have so much energy for your age.” A friend who receives comments like this is a keeper as they will always be young at heart! 

74. “Look on the bright side! You’ll be even older next year. Wishing you many more candles and a great big cake to fit them all on.”

On your friend’s birthday, remind them that being older is not so bad. Today is the youngest they will ever be again. 

75. “Congratulations on being a year older and still maintaining such a low level of maturity. You are truly an inspiration.”

This is a great birthday wish for anyone who loves being perceived as younger than they are. Or a friend who is childish and owns it. Not everyone gains wisdom and maturity at the same speed. 

76. “Happy birthday! If anyone calls you old, hit them with your cane and throw your teeth at them!”

This is a great way to kid around with a friend whose age is getting up there. It won’t be long until their body starts to decay!

77. “You know that it’s a good time to start treating your kids like gold. They’ll be choosing your nursing home soon. Happy birthday.”

This is a great way to kid around with a friend whose age is getting up there. It won’t be long until their body starts to decay!

78. “Today is the day when everyone gladly reminds you you’re another year older and we all pretend to be happy about it.”

This birthday poem is perfect for anyone who hates that they are getting older. Remind them that no one likes getting older, so at least the two of you are in it together! 

79. “When we were young, everything used to drive us up the wall. Now that we’re older, there’s actually a stair lift that literally does just that. For old time’s sake, here is a birthday wish to you!”

This is a great way to kid around with a friend whose age is getting up there. It won’t be long until their body starts to decay!

80. “You know you’re getting old when an all-nighter means: Not getting up to pee! When you and your teeth, don’t sleep together anymore. Your mind not only wanders, sometimes leaving completely. All the names in your book, now have M.D. after them. When you don't need any fiber today. Getting lucky means, you find your car in the parking lot. When the candles cost more than the cake, and your back goes out more than you!”

This is a great way to kid around with a friend whose age is getting up there. It won’t be long until their body starts to decay, they get senior discounts and need to call the fire brigade each birthday.

81. “I tried to find something that represented the year you were born. Unfortunately, the thrift shops were closed. Happy Birthday.”

This is a great way to kid around with a friend whose age is getting up there. It won’t be long until things made in the year that they were born are considered vintage or antique!

82. “Happy birthday to someone I care about enough to not ignore their birthday reminder on Facebook.”

Anyone who is chronically on FaceBook will chuckle at this. Some birthdays we forget about until FaceBook reminds us. Best friends don’t need FB reminders for each other’s birthdays. 

83. “You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you’re down there. Have a very Happy Birthday!”

This is a great way to kid around with a friend whose age is getting up there. It won’t be long until their body starts to decay!

84. “Because you are my best friend, I feel it is only right to tell you the truth. You are old. Get over it already. Let’s get to the good stuff. Cake and wine! Happy birthday to an old friend. When I say old, I mean I have known you a very long time, but you are also old and a friend.”

This short birthday wish will bring a smile on anyone’s face. It’s corny but very sweet!

85. “We all knew this day was coming and it’s best to just suck it up and accept the truth. It’s no longer acceptable for you to eat a happy meal in public. Happy birthday!”

This is a great birthday wish for anyone who loves being perceived as younger than they are. Or a friend who is childish and owns it. Deep down, we all dream of being a kid at McDonald’s again. 

86. “Don’t do anything embarrassing on your birthday this year. You don’t have as much time to live it down, as you used to.”

This birthday wish is perfect for any friend who loves being silly. Sometimes they embarrass themselves, but maybe you can let it go today. After all, it is their birthday. 

87. “You had me at ‘there will be cake and ice cream. I’m definitely coming to your party, erm, not as if I wasn’t before…. Happy birthday!”

This short birthday wish will bring a smile to anyone’s face. It’s corny but very sweet! Who can’t resist cake and ice cream? 

88. “Consider the positives. You have another birthday and you still have all your teeth. Good for you! Happy Birthday!”

This is a great wish for anyone who hates aging but isn’t that old yet. Remind your friend that they still have some time before their body starts to decay. 

89. “You should really celebrate your birthday. Take two naps today. On a special occasion like this, you deserve it. Happy Birthday!”

Sleep is good. Naps are good. Sometimes we are so busy that a nap day means a good day. Maybe your friend just wants to chillax on their birthday, and that’s perfectly okay!

90. “Happy center of attention day. Don’t get too used to it! Some of the people who talk to you today, you won’t hear from again for another year. But you’re good luck because I’m not one of them. Sending a special birthday wish to my best friend!”

Anyone who always hears “it’s your birthday, you do whatever you want” on their birthday will laugh at this.

For one day each year, everyone treats us like royalty, including people we won’t hear from again until our next birthdays. Make sure to remind your friend that with you, every day will feel like their birthday. 

91. “I wanted to send you something special, extraordinary, exceptional, and beautiful for your birthday, but I didn’t know how to fit myself into the envelope! Happy Birthday!”

Not only will this make your friends laugh on their birthday, but it will also remind them that they already have the best gift of all: your beautiful friendship! 

92. “There are lots of good people in the world. One of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.”

This short birthday wish will bring a smile to anyone’s face. It’s corny but very sweet!

93. “There are 3 signs of old age! 1. Loss of Memory. I’ve Forgotten the other 2. Happy Birthday!”

This is one of the best funny happy birthday wishes that you can send to a buddy. Memory loss comes with aging and it really sucks sometimes.

Luckily, it happens to us all. Remind your friend on their birthday that everyone becomes more forgetful as they age. 

94. “As you get older you gain knowledge, tolerance, and serenity, then your teeth fall out. Happy Birthday.”

There are certainly pros and cons to aging. Remind your friend that although their body will decay, old age also comes with more wisdom and maturity. 

95. “The funniest thing about you, is that you age, but your maturity level always seems to stay the same! Happy birthday to my pal with the biggest funny bone!”

This is a great birthday wish for anyone who loves being perceived as younger than they are. Or a friend who is childish and owns it. People who are young at heart have the best sense of humor. 

96. “Happy Birthday to you, today’s your special day – I’d light the candles on your cake but it will probably just melt away the cake.”

This is a great way to kid around with someone whose age is getting up there, as long as they can take a joke about it. After a while, it just becomes too much to get a candle for each year of your life. 

97. “Don’t fret because you’re one year older – But if you need a caring shoulder. Mine’s right here so have a cry – Although I can’t imagine why. You’re aging gracefully, you know – And getting wiser as you go. Happy Birthday.”

This birthday poem is perfect for anyone who hates that they are getting older. Remind them that at least they made it to another day and that they are surrounded by love!

98. “The polar caps are melting. Prevention measures, we must take – So please don’t think of lighting all those candles on your cake. Happy Birthday.”

This is a great way to kid around with someone whose age is getting up there, as long as they can take a joke about it. After a while, it just becomes too much to get a candle for each year of your life. 

99. “Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you – I can’t write poetry, so Unicorn, Bread, Kazoo!”

This short birthday wish will bring a smile to anyone’s face. It’s corny but very sweet! Plus, this poem is self-aware. Writing poetry can be hard. 

100. “Another birthday has arrived. Happy birthday, we all shout. The cake is a mass of candles a milestone year, without a doubt. Just be sure, you wish for strength to blow all those candles out.”

This is a great way to kid around with someone whose age is getting up there, as long as they can take a joke about it. After a while, it just becomes too much to get a candle for each year of your life. 

101. “Let’s celebrate your birthday while we’re young, for heaven’s sake – Perhaps too old for clubbing but not too old for cake.”

This birthday wish is perfect for a friend who just wants to relax on their birthday. Maybe their party is gonna be chill, but there will at least still be cake!

102. “I know I owe you the world and you deserve no less – But circumstances have unfurled and I’m in a financial mess. So for your birthday party, I write for you, this ditty – My poetry skills are hearty and cheap, but oh so witty!”

This poem is perfect for times like this when present-buying can be hard. Sometimes the best gift is an abundance of good wishes and good laughs.

103. “You’re known and respected for your love of thrift – And so, to honor this, I have not got you a gift. Happy Birthday.”

This poem is perfect for times like this when present-buying can be hard. Sometimes the best gift is an abundance of good wishes and good laughs.

104. “You’re too old for a new bike, too young for a wheelchair – Too old to hire a clown, too young to no longer care. That, your friends are all close to death and really, so are you – So enjoy one of your birthdays, your days are becoming few.”

This poem is perfect for someone who is getting up there in age. There are certain things we just can’t do or have anymore, but at least we’re still kicking!

105. “Remember when being older meant a lot? Remember when having a birthday was fun, now it’s NOT! Happy Birthday.”

This poem is perfect for someone who is getting up there in age. Sometimes, birthdays can be a painful reminder of aging. Send this to a friend who owns their old age!

106. “Each day we get a little bit older, they say. For you, that is true. Each day, we get a little bit wiser, they say, but what happened with you? Happy birthday!”

This short funny birthday wish is perfect for a friend who seems younger than they are. They may come off as childish, but those who are young at heart are the best friends to have. Plus, they throw the best birthday parties! 

107. “There once was a lady named Donna

Who said to her friends, “I’m not gonna

Eat your candy and cake,

I refuse to partake.

Blow those candles yourself — I don’t wanna!”

This poem is perfect for anyone who hates aging and needs a good laugh on their birthday. Cake is sweet, but sometimes it can be a painful reminder of aging. 

108. “On this day, we party each year!

And we come to drink all of your beer!

We will sing out of tune

Eat some cake and commune

When the drink's gone, we'll all disappear!”

This short birthday poem will make anyone smile. On our birthdays, everyone wants to see us. On the rest of the days, most are suddenly hard to get in touch with. 

109. “Don't you hate it when all your joints ache?

All those candles are crushing your cake?

It just leads to depression

So change your expression

And party on for Pete's sake!”

This poem is perfect for someone who is getting up there in age. It will give your friend a good laugh. Our bodies really do get strange with age!

110. “This year I have something to boast:

I remembered your birthday (almost).

This card may be late

but it's close to the date.

Let's pretend it got lost in the post.”

This is a humorous way to wish someone a belated birthday. Forgetting a friend’s birthday can be awkward, so why not break the tension with a good joke? 

111. “A simple note for your natal anniversary

Would be no more than simply just cursory.

Yes, a word or two to wish to you

A happy birthday just wouldn't do

So I simply wrote for you this little verse, you see?”-Quentin Ehlinger

This funny birthday will make your friend chuckle. If you think about it, a birthday is just really a natal anniversary.

112. “For your birthday I made you a cake,

which took quite a long time to bake,

but to send it your way,

I used a trebuchet,

and now it's all over the lake.”-Jamie Pan

This short poem will make anyone laugh. It’s corny, but it’s still sweet. Send some birthday fun over to your friend!

113. “Blow out the candles on your birthday cake.

Before you do that, there’s one wish you make.

Wish for one more year

to stick around here.

We’ll need one more candle, goodness sake!”-Robert Petit

This is a great way to kid around with someone whose age is getting up there, as long as they can take a joke about it. After a while, it just becomes too much to get a candle for each year of your life. 

114. “To the lake to the lake

Fish to fry clams to bake.

This has been my grandmother's cry

Now on birthdays, she brings rye,

If just once she'd bring a cake.”-Richard Breese

This short poem will make anyone laugh. It’s corny, but it’s still sweet. Send some birthday fun over to your friend!

115. “This crew's providing some cheek:

They make it like you're an antique!

I don't think you're that old

When you get there, I'm told

You'll know when your joints start to squeak!”-Marco Fratelli

This poem is perfect for someone who is getting up there in age. It will give your friend a good laugh. Our bodies really do get strange with age!

116. "The second best decade" it's declared

"After your 20's" - are you scared?

The mind will go first,

Then your hearing - that's worse!

I'm just glad I have a while 'fore I get there!”-Marco Fratelli

This poem is perfect for someone who is getting up there in age. It will give your friend a good laugh. Our bodies really do get strange with age!

117. “When you get a crap present you hate

And fake your joy just a little too late...

It sucks, so I thought

You'd appreciate naught!!

(That will spare you the awkwardness, mate!)”-Marco Fratelli

This poem will make anyone laugh on their birthday. Everyone in their life has received a present that they didn’t like.

It’s especially awkward when you open it in front of the gifter and have to pretend as if you like it. But one thing that you’re friend won’t hate to get on their birthday is this poem!

118. “On your special day... we party each year!

And we come over to drink all your beer!

We will sing out of tune

Eat some cake and commune

When it's our turn we all disappear!”-Marco Fratelli 

This short birthday poem will make anyone smile. On our birthdays, everyone wants to see us. On the rest of the days, most are suddenly hard to get in touch with. 

119. “It is your birthday! Drop everything and have cake. You don't have to share.”

Your friend will love this sweet birthday wish. Remind them that today is all about them! Although you’d love some cake, they can have it all to themselves if they want!

120. “Years may come and go

but our friends and memories...

what was I saying?”

This is one of the best funny happy birthday wishes that you can send to a buddy. Memory loss comes with aging and it really sucks sometimes.

Luckily, it happens to us all. Remind your friend on their birthday that everyone becomes more forgetful as they age. 

130. “Facebook is saying

it is your birthday today.

And they wouldn't lie.”

Anyone who is always on FaceBook will love these short funny birthday poems. Sometimes you truly forget someone’s birthday. Thank goodness Facebook will always remind you!

131. “You are so much fun

they had to make your birthday

in the summertime”.

This short poem will make anyone laugh. It’s corny, but it’s still sweet. Send some birthday fun over to your friend!

132. “Happiest Birthday!

I would offer to sing, but -

nobody wants that.”

This poem will give your friend a good belly laugh. Sometimes birthdays are better without the birthday song, especially if that songster can’t sing!

133. “So it's your birthday.

That reminds me of a joke

about old people.”

This poem is great for anyone who can take a joke about getting older. It may be short, but it really nails how many funny adult birthday cards make jokes about old people. 

134. “A birthday haiku.

You could write a better one,

But this one's from me.”

Your friend will love this birthday haiku! Writing poetry can be hard and this poem seems to be self-aware. 

135. “Thought you'd like to know

I think of you from time to time.

Kind of like today!”

This short poem will make any friend laugh. It’s corny, but it’s still sweet. Send some birthday fun over to your friend!

136. “So, it's your birthday!

Make sure you do something fun.

You won't feel so old.”

This poem is great for anyone who can take a joke about getting older. Just because they’re old, that doesn’t mean they still can’t have fun!”

137. “I would sing for you

but the Birthday Song is still

under copyright.”

This poem will give your friend a good belly laugh. Sometimes birthdays are better without the birthday song, especially if that songster can’t sing!

138. “Hey it's your birthday

One year older than before

Please don't break your hip.”

This poem is perfect for someone who is getting up there in age. It will give your friend a good laugh. Our bodies really do get strange with age!

139. “Happy birthday you

A new year, better job, right?

Hope your dreams come true.”

This birthday haiku is perfect for a younger friend who is working hard to make their dreams come true. The work may seem hard now, but it will all be worth it when they are older and have their dream life!

140. “Only moments left

To wish you a happy birthday!

I did not forget!”

This poem is perfect for someone who is getting up there in age. It will give your friend a good laugh. Plus, it will let them know you are in it until the end. 

141. “You know you’re old when the chiropractor sends you birthday cards. Sending you much birthday cheer!”

This poem is perfect for someone who is getting up there in age and gets birthday cards from their doctors. It will give your friend a good laugh.

142. “The best way to remember your birthday is not at all. Have some fun at the bar tonight!”

This birthday wish is perfect for any friend who is wild. Maybe they’re not as young anymore, but they still love to go crazy!

143. “Happy birthday!

“When you start to see your youth fade,

And your looks have seen better days,

I'll be here to say you're pretty,

Even when your nose hair is gray.

You may not be over the hill,

But you say "in my day" too much,

When you're not clubbing at Costco,

You're napping right after brunch.

You may be older than you think,

But you still have lots more time,

Celebrate each and every day,

Just don't nod off before nine.”-Kevin Nishmas

Getting older is funny. When we’re young, we can’t wait to stay up later and o out with friends.

When we get older, we look forward to staying in and going to bed early. This birthday poem will make anyone laugh!

144. “Happy birthday!

You might say we're long in the tooth,

Eating chewy food is a nightmare,

We can't sink our teeth into a steak,

Because they will just stay there.  

Our aches and pains are worse,

We feel and look old,

BENGAY is now our BFF,

And the best cure for old man smell.

Sleeping through the night is tricky,

It's now our Achilles' heel,

Taking a nap anywhere helps,

Except when we're behind the wheel. 

We tend to forget names and faces,

Senior moments are now our friend,

We wish people wore name tags,

But we always forget to ask them.”-Kevin Nishmas

Getting older is really something. Minds aren’t as sharp and bodies start to wrinkle and sag. Send this poem to a friend on their birthday who understands. 

145. “HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

You know all the elevator tunes,

Hate what's on Billboard's charts,

Think today's music is pure trash,

Crave The Beatles like an old fart.

Don't know the names of bands,

Yet you still feel like a swinger,

Don't let folks call you a hippie,

Peace out and give them the finger.”-Kevin Nishmas

No matter how old we get, we will always cherish the songs from our childhood and teenage years. There just comes a certain point in most people’s lives where it’s hard to listen to today’s hits.

Send this poem to a friend on their birthday who can relate!

146. “So what if you're getting older,

There are worse things to be,

Like a goofy, pimply teenager,

With zero self-esteem.

So what if you got a few wrinkles,

There are worse things to have,

Like a case of the twentysomethings,

And a room at Mom and Dad's.

To me, you're simply wonderful.

Everything about you is just right,

So have a happy birthday,

And let's a party all night.”-Kevin Nishmas

This birthday poem will make anyone smile. Getting older may stink, but at least your friend already passed some cringe points in their life.

147. “Happy birthday!

Wow, another birthday is here,

What can I really say?

You look pretty good,

Even with a touch of gray. 

Your eyes are still so blue,

You're still so kind and mellow,

Your smile is just as infectious,

Even though your teeth are yellow.

Yes, this birthday is grand,

Your life's as good as gold,

But you can't fool Mother Nature,

You are still getting old.”-Kevin Nishmas

This is a great birthday wish for anyone who loves being perceived as younger than they are. On your friend’s birthday, remind them that there is nothing wrong with aging. Somehow, they still manage to look so good and young!

148. “Here they come, with birthday cheer,

Bringing gifts just once a year,

People you don’t even like;

You really wish they’d take a hike.

This should be a glad occasion;

But it seems more like a SWAT invasion.

Go away! Just take a break!

Oh well, at least there’s the birthday cake.”-Joanna Fuchs

This birthday wish is perfect for a friend who just wants to relax on their birthday. Maybe their party is gonna be chill, but there will at least still be cake!

And maybe they don’t want that many people there, but be honored that you are one of the few people they invited!

149. “H – is for the Happiest of all days

A – is for All the wishes and praise

P – is for the Presents you’ll open with delight

P – is for the Party that will last into the night

Y – is for the Year leading up to your day

B – is for the Balloons a celebration they’ll say

I – is for the Ice cream to have with your cake

R – is for the Ribbons and decorations you’ll make

T – is for the Theme you’ll decide to throw

H – is for the Hats made with confetti and a bow

D – is for the Day you know will be fun

A – is for Another great year that is done

Y – is for Your special day.

Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! Hip-hip-hooray!”

– Erika L. Shields

This short poem will make anyone laugh. It’s corny, but it’s still sweet. Send some birthday fun over to your friend!

150. “I wish you something, just can’t remember,

Don’t be upset; you’re my family member.

It was clearly, on my mind,

With so many thoughts, it’s hard to find.

Maybe it’s simply not that essential,

Please lose that frown; you have so much potential.

On second thought, it might be coming back to me,

Now I know why those brain pills were free.

Visions appear of colorful balloons,

In the background, I hear those fine tunes.

Near the end of the dream, I can taste a delicious cake,

It must be your birthday, as I awake.”

This birthday poem is perfect for any family member or friend that is so close to you that you see them as family. You may be getting older and your mind may be going, but one thing you will never forget is their birthday!

151. “Happy birthday to the cartoon I know,

You have so many stupid gestures to show,

Ok, don’t get bugged; I was kidding, my dear,

Coz it’s your birthday, so spread the cheer,

Have the most amazing day of your life,

May God give me the strength to survive,

With you…Lol!”

This short funny birthday wish is perfect for a friend who seems younger than they are. They may come off as childish, but those who are young at heart are the best friends to have. Plus, they throw the best birthday parties!

152. “It is indeed tough to stack candles on your cake,

For I am truly running out of space.

It’s time we think of something new,

But I ensure I’ll make it so true.

Happy birthday dear friend

For genuine love and prayers, here I send.”

This is a great way to kid around with someone whose age is getting up there, as long as they can take a joke about it. After a while, it just becomes too much to get a candle for each year of your life. 

153. “A birthday should always be a joyous occasion,

Family and friends; obvious invasion.

Duplicate gifts, you don’t even like,

If you complain, might get a strike.

One simple day, placed on display,

Carefully observed for signs of decay.

Dishonest smiles, they don’t mingle in truth,

As if you were the only, ones losing your youth.

At such a wise age, everything seems so clear,

Excuse to celebrate, they all came for the beer.

Deep down inside, you know that they care,

Your Zoo is unique; normal is rare.”

—Martin Dejnicki

This birthday wish is perfect for a friend who just wants to relax on their birthday. Their party is gonna be chill, but there will at least still be cake!

Maybe they don’t look forward to all of the people that are gonna come over, but deep down they love them. Plus, you are gonna be one of them and are gonna make their birthday fun!

154. “Happy birthday!

Your birthday is a joyous occasion,

For family and friends, a special day,

A time to tell you how good you look,

As we check you for signs of decay.

Our loving, caring smiles tell no lies,

Our flattery has but a grain of truth,

When we say you look like a teen,

We mean you’re losing your youth.

Nobody gets out of here a beauty,

That should be clear at your stage,

Deep down inside, you know it’s true,

Even the best faces sag with age.”

This poem is perfect for someone who is getting up there in age. It will give your friend a good laugh, even if they have the best face. Our bodies really do get strange with age!

155. “I’ve spoken many lies.

Broken many promises.

Picked up many fights.

Given you bad memories.

Yet, through this chaos.

By my side, you’ve stood strong.

Backing me all the time

Even when you know, I was wrong

What did I do to deserve

Such a loyal friend, I have no clue

But one thing’s for sure, my life

Is nothing without you

Happy birthday”

This poem is perfect for a friend that you have known for a while. They have been through everything with you, all your ups and downs. Remind your friend on their birthday of how grateful you are for that. 

156. “My sweet friend,

This prayer may seem late,

But, it won’t be over in a flash,

Its content is worth hearing anytime

Because it comes with lots of good tidings.

Happy birthday, my goodie friend!”

This is a humorous way to wish someone a belated birthday. Forgetting a friend’s birthday can be awkward, so why not break the tension with a good funny poem?

157. “Indeed, today you are older,

And being a youth isn’t something cheap,

So do away with all those unnecessary parties,

And just get your beauty sleep. Happy birthday to you!”

Sleep is good. Naps are good. Sometimes we are so busy that a nap day means a good day. Maybe your friend just wants to chillax on their birthday, and that’s perfectly okay!

158. “I’m glad that you’re young at heart,

And still look as good as new,

Quite sad you’re not yet a billionaire,

But this won’t put your looks on hold.

I love you, babe! Happy birthday.”

This is a great birthday wish for anyone who loves being perceived as younger than they are. Or a friend who is childish and owns it. People who are young at heart have the best sense of humor. 

159. “I know this present will make you blush,

It’s especially for your unending adventures,

And now that you can fully live your life,

With a pair of brand-new dentures.

I say with joy, happy birthday, my sweet friend!”

This poem is perfect for someone who is getting up there in age. It will give your friend a good laugh. Our bodies really do get strange with age!

160. “You live like a superstar,

Living life forever large,

You move like Jason Statham,

But sound more like Cinderella. Haha!

Happy birthday to the one who makes me smile.”

Send this to a friend who is always full of energy. They are always happy and will never let getting older stop them or get them down!

161. “May your wisdom hold out for decades,

Bring you only the folks you desire,

May those bright eyes never fail you,

My prayers for you be ye and amen.

Happy birthday to the dearest of them all.”

Send this short birthday poem to a really bright friend. Let them know that you hope that they don’t lose that as they age. 

162. “You may have been deprived in the past

But here’s to a new beginning of light

On your birthday double for all

Happy birthday to a monarch of peace.”

This short poem will make anyone laugh. It’s corny, but it’s still sweet. Send some birthday fun over to your friend!

163. “It feels like your birthday came too late this time

You know, of course, the party spirit in me wants to leap

My vibe is right on time to take the birthday bash deeper

Because it comes with lots of cash for my diva

Happy birthday, dearest friend!”

This poem will make any friend smile. As we get older, we realize that cash is one of the best gifts. It can get us anything we want!

164. “I knew this gift would make you chuckle,

It’s perfect for your many happy returns,

Now you can take a bite from the merry cake,

With a pair of brand-new candles to blow.

Happy birthday, my friend, my old fartus!”

This short poem will make anyone laugh. It’s corny, but it’s still sweet. Send some birthday fun over to your friend!

165. “You rock like a Disney star,

Singing songs like Opera singers,

You move like Usain Bolt

But sound like your unique self.

I feel I should burst your bubble a little,

Yet it’s time to tell you how amazing you are,

Make sure your teeth grin like never before

But you’re getting younger as you smile for me.

Happy Birthday to you, my best friend.”

Send this to a friend who is always full of energy. They are always happy and will never let getting older stop them or get them down!

166. “I am the only one who has the right to call you Old Fart,

No one else has a right to call you that,

Though you’ve barely passed for a middle-aged,

All your chassis hurt but still work, and that’s good news,

With the right exercise and dosage, you’ve kept fit.

Happy for ya, Happy Birthday to the best of the best.”

Send this to a friend who is getting older but is still full of health and energy for their age. They will really appreciate the compliment. 

167. “You now look so young like a youngster

Your ears still look smaller compared to your head

Though your arms still jiggle like Jello, Jeez!

And now that pimples had taken their location elsewhere

From your gorgeous face, I am so happy for you,

Happy birthday to the lady, my bestie,

who also cracks my ribs with peals of laughter.”

This birthday poem is perfect for any funny lady. She never lets getting older stop her from having a good time! 

168. “So what if you’re a little bit cuter today,

What if your zit doesn’t see the light of the day,

Your hairs turn blondie as you always wanted it,

So what if you got a birthday bash at my place, Lol?

Happy birthday, Beautiful.”

This is a great birthday wish for anyone who loves being perceived as younger than they are. On your friend’s birthday, remind them that there is nothing wrong with aging. Somehow, they still manage to look so good and young!

169. “How do we measure the impact of an ant’s damage?

How do we account for the missing Lion in the den?

Of what use is the extinction of a dragon?

All of the above was just to tell you how invaluable you are to me

Happy Birthday, great friend!”

This short poem will make anyone laugh. It’s corny, but it’s still sweet. Send some birthday fun over to your friend!

170. “I never thought our friendship would last so long

But we wax stronger daily

In my eye, you can’t be wrong

That’s because you are not a thorn. Haha!

Happy Birthday!”

This poem is perfect for a friend that you have known for a while. They have been through everything with you, all your ups and downs. Remind your friend on their birthday of how grateful you are for that. 

171. “At 19, we were just starting off

25, we were married off

47, we got laid off

Now in our later years, we will launch out

To infinity, and beyond Buddy!

Happy Birthday!”

This poem is perfect for a friend who has been through many milestones in life. With a poem that ends in a good Buzz Lightyear quote, let them know that you are excited to see what comes next!

172. “Don’t eat meat’” the Doctor said

Yet our minds tell us, ‘but you are a mermaid’

Should that instruction affect us?

Let’s eat as many pieces of meat whilst we live

Ain’t no meat in the grave.

Happy Birthday, Foodie!”

This poem is perfect for a friend who loves food. And the best thing about their birthday is that they can eat whatever they want.

173. “I see you doing well

Do you mind sharing secrets?

I’ll be discreet

I hope this meets you well!

happy day, Man!”

This is a great birthday wish for anyone who loves being perceived as younger than they are. On your friend’s birthday, remind them that there is nothing wrong with aging.

Somehow, they still manage to look so good and young!

174. “Indeed, time flies

I hear it waits for no man

It must have waited for you in those silly years of yours

Now, when men die I just say I must be the next in line

Awaiting my turn, for we know that’s the end

Graciously enough, we’ve got this time to say,

Happy Birthday, Man.”

This short poem will make anyone laugh. It’s corny, but it’s still sweet. Send some birthday fun over to your friend!

175. “I’m so happy you feel as classic as ever,

Even though you’re getting older by the day,

You say you let’s have a blast birthday party,

That language sounds well and cool to me

So let’s do it before you change your mind

Happy Birthday, Buddy.”

This birthday poem is perfect for a friend who never changes. Let your friend know that you love them just the way they are and you hope that they always stay the same. 

176. “In your inner eye, you’re still young, that’s true.

But your vigor is about to switchgear,

It doesn’t matter anyhow, it’s a life thing,

You still get all the time to make it count like never before.

Happy Birthday, my Bestie.”

This birthday poem will make anyone smile. Your friend may wanna stay young forever, but that’s impossible. Let them know on their birthday that aging happens to everyone. 

177. “Here comes a calm sunset, after a blowy sun

The weather was so beautiful to thrum a groovy tune

Such awe-inspiring vibes your birthday brings

So make the music let me dance and sing aloud

Happy birthday, dearest friend!”

This short poem will make anyone smile. It’s corny, but it’s still sweet. Send some birthday fun over to your friend! And make sure to throw them a great party!

178. “Birthdays come around just once each a year,

Create a sensational ambiance that lingers in the heart,

Why not Turn up to the party, from start till end,

Feel the vibe, grin, and raise the glass for the toast,

Make the summer birthday outfits glide for real,

It’s a beautiful day, just keep an eye on the Cake,

Making all the candles tilt and sway to your side,

On summer birthdays, all wishes come true,

Cheers and grins. Happy Birthday!”

This birthday poem will make anyone smile. Remind your friend to have a birthday that is so awesome that they will never forget it!

179. “I wish you something awesome money can’t buy,

Whoa, you have all it takes to fly Cos’ your day

It is clear you are made for new heights and more

Keep me in the loop when you reach the heights

Reach the height with color so right, oh damsel,

In the background, grace it with a tune so tight

Now I can feel the cake with the candlelight

It happens like this because it’s your occasion,

It’s your birthday best friend. Happy birthday!”

Any best friend will love this short birthday poem. Let them know that you always wanna be in their life no matter what!

180. “A birthday should always be an expression of gratitude,

Friends, and acquaintances; coming in mass to celebrate,

With many gifts, you may like and may not like,

If you sigh a bit, might get a hit for the fun of it,

Of a truth, you know that they care, hence, why they came.

Happy birthday, dearest, you are loved!”

This short poem will make anyone smile. It’s corny, but it’s still sweet. Send some birthday fun over to your friend and remind them that they are loved!

181. “Stay in the loop, it’s not time to make a blast.

Keep the zest alive and endeavor to keep the vibe too

A birthday comes once a year, rejoice it’s your day,

Make laughter and jokes your best friends,

Build up on both, all through your day and beyond.

Happy birthday. My best friend.”

Any best friend will love this short birthday poem. Let them know that you always wanna be in their life no matter what and that you hope that their birthday is spent with the ones they love.

182. Scripted with the choicest ink,

Sealed with kisses and hugs

Here’s a question for you: Are we friends,

Or we’re about to become friends?

You once told me, but I forgot. Winks!

Happy birthday, world’s best friend!”

This is one of the best funny happy birthday wishes that you can send to a buddy. Memory loss comes with aging and it really sucks sometimes.

Luckily, it happens to us all. Remind your friend on their birthday that everyone becomes more forgetful as they age. 

183. “Happy birthday, my friend like no other!

You are getting older, isn’t it how life is?

Truthfully, getting old doesn’t come cheap,

So feel all those witty parties as they come,

And wait to get some more for life is fair to you,

Also, be happy you’re getting young at heart,

And now you still look as good as a Gold.”

This is a great birthday wish for anyone who loves being perceived as younger than they are. Or a friend who is childish and owns it. People who are young at heart have the best sense of humor. 

184. “Undoubtedly, birthday wish comes once a year,

Trust me, even if is over soon,

I celebrate every day with you,

Our friendship is timeless with a benefit

Because it comes with lots of hard currency. Winks!

Happy birthday, much love from me to you!”

This poem is perfect for a friend that you have known for a while. They have been through everything with you, all your ups and downs. Remind your friend on their birthday of how grateful you are for that. 

185. “This birthday verse is to crack you up,

It’s good for your birthday in a grand style,

Now take a stroll with it to your bank for cash,

With Popcorn and Coke wave this verse to the banker

And have for yourself cash without end.

Happy birthday, old fart!”

This poem will make any friend smile. As we get older, we realize that cash is one of the best gifts. It can get us anything we want!

186. “I just want to make you chuckle and grin,

Burst your bubble in a swoon-worthy way,

Just give me a deep smile when I give you a knuckle,

Fasten your buckle and be ready for my tussle.

I just want to make you laugh out loud. Winks!

Happy birthday, dearest!”

This birthday wish is perfect for a friend who understands your sense of humor. You guys are perfect for each other and always manage to make one another laugh!

187. “I can’t turn back the hands of time

Nor do I want to go that route on this day

Every day is a new day, good friend,

When shared with you, and yes,

A lovely trip I daily look forward to.

Happy Birthday, best friend!”

On your friend’s birthday, remind them that aging isn’t all that bad. We get better and wiser as we age. Plus, they have so many great memories with you to look forward to. The best is still to come!

188. “A journey of adventure

That’s what it is, yeah when

Shared with a true friend,

That knows you like the first meal of the day

Happy Birthday, best friend!”

Send this birthday poem to an old friend. They have been through everything with you and know you better than anyone else. Remind them how grateful you are for their friendship on their special day!

189. “I’ve said many words

Relay many rhymes

Pick up many verses

Here are the lines of the melody for you

Yet, through these songs are my best wishes

And how yummy you are. Smile!

Happy birthday to you, beautiful.”

This short poem will make anyone laugh. It’s corny, but it’s still sweet. Send some birthday fun over to your friend!

190. “You made my day because you are weird

And I love you like that, dearie.

Here’s a toast to a very weird best friend

Happy birthday, best-loved friend!”

This birthday wish is perfect for any friend who is wild. Maybe they’re not as young anymore, but they still love to go crazy!

191. “There’s never a moment in your life

When you are clueless about life

I wish I were you in some areas

Happy birthday to my smart friend.”

Send this short birthday poem to a really bright friend. Let them know that you hope that they don’t lose that as they age. 

192. “We’ve had a lot of fun together

Our friendship is meant to last forever

Not a single day will pass without you in mind

Not now or ever will I let you go

Only if you serve my food with garlic

Happy birthday, friend!”

Send this birthday poem to an old friend. They have been through everything with you and know you better than anyone else. You guys get along so well that you know that you will be friends until the end!

193. “Good friends help each other know better

Listen to each other advice when eating rice

Best friends help each other to aim higher

And they rejoice with each other’s attire

Best friends keep each other words

Like the way, I keep your birthday date at heart

Happy birthday, dearest!”

Send this birthday poem to an old friend. They have been through everything with you and know you better than anyone else. Remind them how grateful you are for their friendship on their special day!

194. “You’ve advocated for me

You’ve turned every situation right

To have a fun-filled atmosphere

No doubt you are the best of the rest

Gradually you are becoming a stand-up comedian

Happy birthday, my best friend!”

Any best friend will love to receive this short poem on their birthday. Remind them on their special day that they have done so much for you and you are so grateful for their friendship.

195. “Happy birthday!

You think you're a rock star,

Singing songs forever sung,

You move like Mick Jagger,

But sound like William Hung.

You want to be famous,

With your name up in the lights,

You could end up a star,

One karaoke night.”-Kevin Nishmas

Send this to a friend who is getting older but is still full of health and energy for their age. They will really appreciate the compliment. 

197. “Happy birthday!

I don't want to burst your bubble,

Yet it's time to tell you the truth,

You may still have your own teeth,

But you're getting long in the tooth.

You'll never win a gold medal,

Your athletic prowess falls short,

You'll never be on a Wheaties box,

Unless channel surfing's a sport.”-Kevin Nishmas

This poem is perfect for someone who is getting up there in age. It will give your friend a good laugh. Our bodies really do get strange with age!

198. “You're still a teenager at heart,

Eating in your bed is routine,

Early-bird dinners are not your style,

Midnight pizza is more your scene.

No one has a right to call you old,

You can still pass for middle-aged,

All your parts hurt but still work,

With the right nip, tuck, and dosage.

You have never looked so young,

Your head's still hairier than your ears,

Your arms don't jiggle like Jello,

And zits still reduce you to tears.”-Kevin Nishmas

This is a great birthday wish for anyone who loves being perceived as younger than they are.

On your friend’s birthday, remind them that there is nothing wrong with aging. Somehow, they still manage to look so good and young!

199. “Happy birthday!

Today is your birthday,

And you feel pretty good,

Your body’s still working,

You should really touch wood. 

Your hair is just a bit grey,

Your wrinkles are few and far between,

You may not look 18 anymore,

Still, you get pimples like a teen. 

I'm glad you feel as fresh as ever,

Despite the fact, you're getting ripe,

You say you have 20/20 vision,

Yet you read books with large type.

In your mind's eye, you're still young,

But your vigor is up for debate,

It doesn't really matter anyhow,

You still get the senior discount rate.”-Kevin Nishmas

Send this to a friend who is getting older but is still full of health and energy for their age. They will really appreciate the compliment. 

200. “Happy birthday!

May you be granted no memory,

Of the people you wished took a hike,

May your luck hold out for decades,

Bringing you only the folks you like.

May your eyes never fail you,

When you need to tell the difference,

May your walker go from zero to 60,

So you could stay at a safe distance.”-Kevin Nishmas

Send this birthday poem to a friend who is getting up there age-wise. Their body may be slowly decaying. Their memory may one day start to go, but at least they will one day forget all of their bad memories. 

201. “Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I'm still younger,

So boo hoo hoo. 

Happy birthday!”-Kevin Nishmas

This birthday wish is perfect for your best friend who is older than you. Even if it’s just by a few days, they’ll find it funny!

202. “Happy birthday!

At our age...

It's hard to find the keys,

Hard to pee,

Hard to chew,

There's not much we can do.

Our memories don't last,

Hearing's not a blast,

Sense of smell stinks,

We look worse than can be,

We have that "old person" smell,

Our bodies droop,

It's tricky to poop.

The best thing that can be said,

We have it better than the dead.”-Kevin Nishmas

Send this birthday poem to a friend who is getting up there age-wise. Their body may be slowly decaying.

Their memory may one day start to go, but at least they will one day forget all of their bad memories. 

203. “Happy birthday!

When things start to shrivel,

When they start to wear down,

Don't you worry about it?

Don't you feel down? 

You have many special days,

And lots of lovely nights ahead,

It may just take a little longer,

For you to get out of bed.”-Kevin Nishmas

This poem is perfect for someone who is getting up there in age. It will give your friend a good laugh. Our bodies really do get strange with age!

204. “Happy birthday!

You know you're getting older,

When you clutch the rail on the stairs,

Just as long as you go up and down,

Nobody really cares.”-Kevin Nishmas

This poem is perfect for someone who is getting up there in age. It will give your friend a good laugh. Our bodies really do get strange with age!

205. “Happy birthday!

Ouch, you're getting older,

Time for aches and pains to appear,

When nothing's where it should be,

And you shun anything tight or sheer.

But worry not, my dear friend,

Because aging can be so fun,

You will just jiggle a little more,

When you try to walk or run.”-Kevin Nishmas

This poem is perfect for someone who is getting up there in age. It will give your friend a good laugh. Our bodies really do get strange with age!

206. “For your umpteenth birthday,

I'd like to share a little fact,

When you see a revolving door,

Take a deep breath and relax.

You'll get out soon enough,

Though it seems dim at first glance,

Simply stay calm and smile,

You'll get another chance.

Happy birthday!”-Kevin Nishmas

This poem is perfect for anyone who is getting older. Remind your friend that slowing down is nothing to fret over; it happens to us all eventually!

207. “You know all about me, I know all about you. We’re best friends, yada yada yada. Since we can read each other’s minds. I don’t need a creative message.”

Send this birthday poem to an old friend. They have been through everything with you and know you better than anyone else.

Remind them how grateful you are for their friendship on their special day!

208. “Life is tough but birthdays are smooth because I will finally have a chance to smile at you. Happy birthday.”

This birthday message will make any good friend smile. Remind them of how much they brighten up your life on their special day!

209. “Everybody has birthdays. You just wear yours better than most!”

This short birthday wish will make anyone smile. It’s corny, but it’s still sweet. It will remind them how much they mean to you on their special day.

210. “Today is your day, live it like you are the king of the world and don’t mind what others say, this day is just for you! Happy birthday.”

Any friend will love this sweet birthday wish. Remind them that today is their day and that they can do whatever they want for 24 hours!

211. “Just like a fine wine, you seem to get better with age. Happy birthday, best buddy!”

This short wish will make any best friend smile. They may not like aging, but one thing that will always get better as it gets older is your beautiful friendship!

212. “I wish a very happy birthday for the second much-loved child of my parents.”

This birthday wish is perfect for your sibling. Even though you’re older now, and no matter how much you love them, you will still have some of that silly sibling rivalry.

213. “Happy birthday, gorgeous! You are another year older and I just can’t see it. Have a blast! Wishing you the best of the best!”

This is a great birthday wish for anyone who loves being perceived as younger than they are. On your friend’s birthday, remind them that there is nothing wrong with aging.

Somehow, they still manage to look so good and young!

214. “Age is just your score on the distinguished people list. Happy birthday!”

On your friend’s birthday, remind them that there are many good things that come with aging. Each year, we become wiser and better!

215. “Happy birthday, bud. The hangover you will have tomorrow should be worth it.”

This birthday wish is perfect for any friend who is wild. Maybe they’re not as young anymore, but they still love to go crazy!

216. “I’m so sorry I forgot your birthday. The good news is that if you forget mine next year, I’ll forgive you. Happy Belated Birthday!”

This is a humorous way to wish someone a belated birthday. Forgetting a friend’s birthday can be awkward, so why not break the tension with a funny joke?

217. “Don’t worry, they are not gray hairs, they are wisdom highlights. You just happen to be extremely wise! Happy birthday!”

This birthday wish is perfect for anyone who is of the relevant age where gray hairs are starting to come in. Or even if your friend isn’t that old yet, it’s a great way to kid around with them on their birthday if they can take a joke about getting older. 

218. “Your age is a perfect age. You’re old enough to recognize your mistakes but young enough to make some more. Happy birthday!”

On your friend’s birthday, remind them that there are many good things that come with aging. Each year, we become wiser and better! Plus, they’re still not that old yet and have so much to live for!

219. “You’re not getting older… just more distinguished! Happy birthday.”

On your friend’s birthday, remind them that there are many good things that come with aging. Each year, we become wiser and better!

220. “Those aren’t gray hairs you see. They’re strands of birthday glitter growing out of your head. You’re just ready to party!”

This birthday wish is perfect for anyone who is of the relevant age where gray hairs are starting to come in. Or even if your friend isn’t that old yet, it’s a great way to kid around with them on their birthday if they can take a joke about getting older. 

221. “Don’t let aging get you down. It’s too hard to get up again! Happy birthday old friend!”

This poem is perfect for someone who is getting up there in age. It will give your friend a good laugh. Our bodies really do get strange with age!

222. “Middle age… when ‘happy hour is a nap! Happy birthday!”

Sleep is good. Naps are good. Sometimes we are so busy that a nap day means a good day. Maybe your friend just wants to chillax on their birthday, and that’s perfectly okay!

223. “How do you know you’ve hit middle-age? In preparation for a big sneeze, you cross your legs really hard and hope for the best! Happy birthday!”

This poem is perfect for someone who is getting up there in age. It will give your friend a good laugh. Our bodies really do get strange with age!

224.“Who Needs Birthday Balloons When You Got Silly Birthday Faces?”– Yohancé Salimu

Make this birthday a silly one with all kinds of silly faces!

225. “You’re how old?! Better take that cake outdoors to light the candles! Have a very happy birthday.”

This is a great way to kid around with someone whose age is getting up there, as long as they can take a joke about it. After a while, it just becomes too much to get a candle for each year of your life. 

226. “Congratulations, you’ve finally reached the wonder years… wonder where your car is parked? Where you left your phone? Wonder where your glasses are? What day it is?”

This is one of the best funny happy birthday wishes that you can send to a buddy. Memory loss comes with aging and it really sucks sometimes.

Luckily, it happens to us all. Remind your friend on their birthday that everyone becomes more forgetful as they age. 

227. “Don’t stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It’s nature’s way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror. Happy birthday old buddy!”

This poem is perfect for someone who is getting up there in age. It will give your friend a good laugh. Our bodies really do get strange with age! And if their eyesight starts to go, at least they won’t have to see it!

228. “Cheers to you for another trip around the sun!”

This wish may be corny, but it will make anyone with a good sense of humor laugh. If you think about it, each year, we make one more trip around the sun. 

229. “Wishing you 24 hours of joy, though you deserve a lifetime of it. Happy day of birth!”

This short poem will make anyone laugh. It’s corny, but it’s still sweet. Send some birthday fun over to your friend!

230. “Happy birthday to one of my best friends. Here’s to another year of laughing at our own jokes and keeping each other sane! Love you and happy birthday!”

This birthday wish is perfect for a friend who understands your sense of humor. You guys are perfect for each other and always manage to make one another laugh!

231. “You look younger than ever! Happy birthday!”

This is a great birthday wish for anyone who loves being perceived as younger than they are. On your friend’s birthday, remind them that there is nothing wrong with aging.

Somehow, they still manage to look so good and young!

232. “If you decided to become a hermit and live out in the middle of nowhere, I’d still visit you. Probably not often, but I’d come, and I’d bring booze. Happy birthday!”

This sweet birthday wish will make any good friend smile. Let them know on their special day, you’ll be there for them no matter what!

233. “Friends are the people who do all the weird things that you thought no one else did. Thanks for being weird like me. Happy birthday!”

This birthday wish is perfect for any friend who is wild. Maybe they’re not as young anymore, but they still love to go crazy! And the best thing is that you’re weird too so you get to be weirdos together!

234. “It’s hard to shop for a birthday present for someone who has everything. I mean you already have the best gift of all, a great best friend!”

Not only will this make your friends laugh on their birthday, but it will also remind them that they already have the best gift of all: your beautiful friendship! 

235. “It’s your birthday, let’s get you all liquored up so you’ll do something embarrassing I can tease you about it later! Isn’t that what best friends are for?”

This birthday wish is perfect for any friend who is wild. Maybe they’re not as young anymore, but they still love to go crazy! But the great thing is that you also love partying so you can get wild together!

236. “We are different in a lot of ways, but that’s what makes us such good friends. Puzzle pieces need to be different to fit together! Happy birthday to my favorite corner piece.”

Send this to a friend on their birthday who is the opposite of you. But that’s not such a bad thing– as they say, opposites attract!

237. “When it comes to friends as Al Capone said, it’s better to have four quarters than a hundred pennies. Happy birthday to my favorite quarter!”

This birthday wish is a cute way of saying that it’s better to have a few best friends than a hundred acquaintances.

Let your friend know on their special day that they are one of your few best friends!

238. “​​If you could rate friends, I’d only give you 1 star. That way I could have you all to myself! Happy birthday from the only best friend you’re allowed to have.”

This short birthday wish will make anyone laugh. It’s corny, but it’s still sweet. Send some birthday fun over to your friend!

239. “Great friends are like jeans. When you find one that fits perfectly, keep them forever. Happy birthday to the greatest friend, I hope I don’t ever wear you out!”

Wish your best friend a happy birthday with this perfect line!

240. “My best friend deserves the best birthday. But I don’t have the funds for the best birthday ever, but just know you deserve it!”

This sweet birthday wish is perfect for your better half. Let your best friend know how much they mean to you on their special day!

241. “Did you know in some countries it’s customary for the person having the birthday to pay for all the drinks? Good thing you don’t live there. Drinks are on me tonight!”

This short birthday wish will make your friend smile. Make sure to take them out and treat them to their special day!

242. “Friends are like trees, the older they get the more beautiful they are! Happy birthday!”

This is a great birthday wish for anyone who loves being perceived as younger than they are. On your friend’s birthday, remind them that there is nothing wrong with aging.

Somehow, they still manage to look so good and young!

243. “Attention, this is a message from the best friend broadcasting service. It is your birthday. Hooray. Thank you for your attention. You may now continue being your awesome self.”

This short birthday wish will make anyone laugh. It’s corny, but it’s still sweet. Send some birthday fun over to your friend!

244. “It’s so wonderful having such a great friend to grow older with. And let’s face it, the older we get the better we get!”

This poem is perfect for someone who is getting up there in age. It will give your friend a good laugh. Plus, it will let them know you are in it until the end. 

245. “Happy birthday to the friend I can always count on to like all my photos and posts. Thanks for always making me look cooler than I am!”

This short birthday wish is great for any best friend that you follow on social media.

No matter what, they will always show how much they care about and like all that you do. Show them how much you appreciate that on their special day!

246. “Whether we are out causing trouble or just relaxing on the couch in our pajamas, we always have fun. So I know on your birthday we are going to have a blast!”

Send this birthday wish to a friend that you can do literally anything with. Whether you’re out partying or just relaxing, you always enjoy their company!

247. “We are so loud when we hang out that we must annoy everyone around us, but I wouldn’t have it any other way! And you know I'm gonna sing to you extra loud today. Happy birthday to you!”

This birthday wish is perfect for any friend who is wild. Maybe they’re not as young anymore, but they still love to go crazy! But the great thing is that you also love partying so you can get wild together!

248. “Best friends are like chips and salsa, syrup and pancakes, cake and icing, they work so well together and just aren’t the same without each other! Now let’s enjoy some of that cake and icing!”

This sweet birthday wish is perfect for your better half. Let your best friend know how much they mean to you on their special day!

249. “Friendship. F is for fun. R is for real fun. I is for Ummm I don’t know. Forget it, let’s go grab some drinks and have fun for your birthday!”

This short birthday wish will make anyone laugh. It may be a bit cheesy, but it’s still sweet. Send some birthday cheer over to your friend!

250. “Happy birthday to my best friend. You are better than a life-sized majestic chocolate statue of a unicorn. That’s how amazing you are.”

This short funny birthday wish is sure to make your best friend laugh.

251. “Even when we do nothing together, I still have a wonderful time. I love that. Happy birthday to the best friend I’ve ever had.”

This short birthday wish will make anyone laugh. It’s corny, but it’s still sweet. Send some birthday fun over to your friend!

252. “Happy birthday! If anyone messes with you on your special day, just let me know. I’ll punch them right in their stupid face. Just one of the many benefits of having an awesome best friend like me!”

Your best friend will absolutely love to hear this on their birthday. On their special day, let them know how much you care about them and that you will always have their back no matter what!

253. “If you fall, I’ll be there to pick you up again. Right after I stop laughing. Happy birthday!”

Any true best friend will find this short birthday wish hilarious. You tend to laugh at each other’s small blunders, but you always help each other get back up again. 

254. “I hope your birthday is so amazing you never forget it or that it is so amazing you can’t remember it. Either way, happy birthday!”

This birthday wish is perfect for any friend who is wild. Maybe they’re not as young anymore, but they still love to go crazy! But the great thing is that you also love partying so you can get wild together!

255. “It’s your birthday! I would say let’s go out have fun and act like idiots. But that’s what we do every time we hang out! Here’s to the greatest best friend there ever was.”

This birthday wish is perfect for any friend who is wild. Maybe they’re not as young anymore, but they still love to go crazy!

But the great thing is that you also love partying so you can get wild together! And the best thing is that the two of you get crazier when together!

256. “For your birthday, I just wanted to remind you, that I’m always here if you need me. On the weekend or on a weekday, 24/7. If you call at 4 am, I’ll pick you up. Here’s to you bestie, I hope your special day is amazing!”

Your best friend will absolutely love to hear this on their birthday. On their special day, let them know how much you care about them and that you will always have their back no matter what!

257. “If you get arrested on your birthday, I won’t be able to bail you out. Because I’ll be right next to you.”

If you have a bestie that you do everything with, they will love this birthday wish. On their special day, let them know that you will always be there for them. 

258. “It’s your birthday. I just wanted to take this opportunity to tell you … that you’ll never have to do anything stupid alone.”

If you have a bestie that you do everything with, they will love this birthday wish. On their special day, let them know that you will always be there for them.

259. “As your best friend, it is my job to embarrass you. But it’s your birthday, so I’ll give you a break… until 12am.”

If you have a best friend that you love like a sibling, send them this funny wish on their birthday. It’s awesome to have a friend that you can tease like a sibling.

260. “Happy birthday to my best friend in the world. And since I’m not tight with any aliens or astronauts, I guess you’re my best friend in the whole universe!”

If you have a best friend whom you love more than anything, send this special wish to to them. On their special day, overwhelm them with love!

261. “If I had to be stuck on a deserted island with only one person, it would be you. Sure, you might not be a survival expert, but at least you’d make desperately trying to avoid death fun! Happy birthday!”

There may not be many people you tolerate on this planet, but your best friend is certainly one of them. Send them this special wish on their birthday and let them know that you hope that they always remain in your life!

262. “Sometimes it’s a mystery why we choose certain people to be our friends. But with you it’s obvious. You are an amazing person. And I hope you have an amazing birthday!”

Do you have that one best friend who you automatically clicked with the first day that you met them? Send them this cute wish on their birthday!

263. “A friend is someone who understands your past, believes in your future, and accepts you just the way you are – even if you are getting older. Thank you for being that friend, and happy birthday.”

This short birthday wish is perfect for any childhood friend or buddy that you have known for ages.

It’s really nice to have a friend who has been through so much with you and knows you like the back of their hand. Although aging isn’t fun, at least the two of you are in it together!

264. “The older I get, the more I realize that I am still a little younger than you! Happy birthday, old friend.”

This birthday wish is perfect for your best friend who is older than you. Even if it’s just by a few days, they’ll find it funny!

265. “A birthday means that you are a year older, but a birthday party means you get to act 10 years younger. Let’s celebrate, my friend! Happy birthday.”

This is a great birthday wish for anyone who loves being perceived as younger than they are. Or a friend who is childish and owns it. People who are young at heart have the best sense of humor. 

266. “One birthday will not make you old. Even a dozen will not make you old. Maybe you should have stopped counting there though. Happy birthday, friend. Again.”

This is a great birthday wish for anyone who loves being perceived as younger than they are. Or a friend who has a fear of aging.

On their special day, remind them that the older they get, the more awesome they become. 

267. “I wish I could turn back the clock. I’d find you sooner and love you longer. Happy birthday, to my best friend.”

Any best friend will love to receive this short wish on their birthday. It lets them know how much it means to you that you have them in your life!

268. “The last year has been crazy. Fortunately, I have you to keep me sane. Happy Birthday, and let’s hope the next year brings bigger and better things.”

This birthday wish is great for any friend with a strong mind. They are sensible and keep you on track. On their special day, let them know that you don’t know what you would do without them in your life.

269. “Someone very special to me was born on this day. I won’t keep you in suspense… it’s you! Happy Birthday!”

This short birthday wish will make anyone laugh. It may be a bit cheesy, but it’s still sweet. Send some birthday cheer over to your friend!

270. “Fabulosity has no age, friend. Happy Birthday, bestie!”

This is a great birthday wish for anyone who loves being perceived as younger than they are. Or a friend who has a fear of aging.

On their special day, remind them that the older they get, the more awesome they become. 

271. “Happy Birthday, friend. We weren’t sisters by birth, but we knew from the start … Fate brought us together to be sisters by heart.”

If you have a best friend that you love like a sibling, send them this funny wish on their birthday.

It’s awesome finding a sister in someone who isn’t blood-related and you never had to fight for attention from your parents. 

272. “Whew, what a year! You deserve to sit back with a pillow under your feet, an umbrella in your drink, and the absolute conviction that you, my friend, are one hell of an amazing person.”

This short wish will make any friend smile. On their special day, remind them that today is their day and they can do whatever they want.

It doesn’t have to be anything crazy; you can still have fun while doing something chill!

273. “Take every birthday with a grain of salt, dear friend. This works much better if the salt accompanies a large margarita.”

This birthday wish is perfect for any friend who is wild. Maybe they’re not as young anymore, but they still love to go crazy and go out and drink! But the great thing is that you also love partying so you can get wild together!

274. “The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”

This short birthday wish will make anyone laugh. It may be a bit cheesy, but it’s still sweet. Send some birthday cheer over to your friend!

275. “Friends are the family you choose. Happy birthday to my sister from another mister!”

If you have a best friend that you love like a sibling, send them this funny wish on their birthday. It’s awesome finding a sister in someone who isn’t blood-related and you never had to fight for attention from your parents with.

And as they say, the family doesn’t always have to be blood; it’s what you make it!

276. “Best friends keep each other’s secrets, which is why I’m not telling anyone how old you’re turning today. Happy Birthday!”

This short birthday wish will make any old friend laugh. Once you hit a certain age, one of the best secrets of theirs that you can keep from others is their true age!

277. “Happy Birthday to my bestie! You have so many great qualities, but probably my favorite is that you’re older than me!”

This birthday wish is perfect for your best friend who is older than you. Even if it’s just by a few days, they’ll find it funny!

278. “When your birthday candles start a raging inferno threatening to engulf you and everything you hold dear, I’ll be there to help put out the flames. Because that’s what best friends are for.”

This is a great way to kid around with someone whose age is getting up there, as long as they can take a joke about it. After a while, it just becomes too much to get a candle for each year of your life. 

279. “Happy Birthday to my best friend in the world. I hope we stay close friends for the rest of our lives… especially since you have so much dirt on me!”

This birthday wish will make any best friend laugh on their birthday. True longtime friends know everything about each other, even their dirtiest secrets and most embarrassing moments!

280. “Happy Birthday to a person who regularly makes me pee myself with laughter. By the way, that’s going to happen more and more the older we get.”

This poem is perfect for someone who is getting up there in age. It will give your friend a good laugh. Our bodies really do get strange with age!

281. “There is a saying that too much of everything is bad. But they have not met you, friend. Too much of you is heavenly. Happy birthday to the most beautiful woman in the world.”

Do you have a friend that you wouldn’t mind seeing every single day because their presence is just that enjoyable? Send them this sweet wish on their birthday and let them know how much you love the time that you spend together!

282. “Happy birthday, we grew up together doing crazy things and now it's time to do bigger ones.”

This birthday wish is perfect for any childhood friend. Back then, you got into hijinks on the playground and now, you guys get to get crazy on your nights out!

283. “Happy birthday to you, to the one who never lets a day pass gloomy. You are our party animal. Party hard today.”

This birthday wish is perfect for any friend who is wild. Maybe they’re not as young anymore, but they still love to go crazy!

But the great thing is that you also love partying so you can get wild together! And the best thing is that the two of you get crazier when together!

284. “Your friendship is like oxygen. Cannot live without it. Happy birthday friend.”

This birthday wish is perfect for any friend that you have no idea what to do without. On their special day, let them know how much they mean to you!

285. “To the world’s best bestie, you have been the reflection of my diary. It is only because of you that I didn’t have to write anything down on a piece of paper. Wish you a very happy birthday.”

This wish is perfect for any best friend on their birthday. They are your better half, so you can never find one without the other. You guys are always together and know everything about each other. And that is so beautiful!

286. “I was thinking of the best gift to buy you on this special day then I remembered you have me. Happy Birthday, BFF!”

Not only will this make your friends laugh on their birthday, but it will also remind them that they already have the best gift of all: your beautiful friendship! 

287. “Dear Friend, on your birthday, I am most grateful that you know all of my faults but you withhold your judgment.”

This birthday wish will make any best friend laugh on their birthday. True longtime friends know everything about each other, even their dirtiest secrets and most embarrassing moments!

And the best thing is that they don’t care about any of it! They will always love you no matter what!

288. “For your birthday, I’ve got you something that’s gluten-free, zero calories, and absolutely delightful. This happy birthday text message!”

In times like this, present-buying can be hard. Sometimes the best gift is an abundance of good wishes and good laughs. 

289. “Party hard on your birthday! You can always count on me to give you a night you won’t remember in the morning.”

This birthday wish is perfect for any friend who is wild. Maybe they’re not as young anymore, but they still love to go crazy!

But the great thing is that you also love partying so you can get wild together! And the best thing is that the two of you get crazier when together!

290. “Best wishes, buddy! No matter how old you get, I’ll be the friend that keeps you feeling young and carefree with the use of tender white lies.”

This is a great birthday wish for anyone who loves being perceived as younger than they are. Or a friend who has a fear of aging.

On their special day, remind them that the older they get, the more awesome they become. 

291. “Happy Birthday and congratulations on the extra wrinkle on your face! I’m so proud!”

This birthday wish is perfect for someone who is getting up there in age. It will give your friend a good laugh. Our bodies really do get strange with age!

292. “Wishing you a brainy birthday! Ample years and yet another year, you have still not grown wiser.”

This short funny birthday poem is perfect for a friend who seems younger than they are. They may come off as childish, but those who are young at heart are the best friends to have.

Plus, they throw the best birthday parties! 

293. “Happy birthday, my friend! I hope you blow out all the candles yourself or I will be calling the local department for fire services this year!”

This is a great way to kid around with someone whose age is getting up there, as long as they can take a joke about it. After a while, it just becomes too much to get a candle for each year of your life. 

294. “You have become another year old. Good luck with that! Just make sure you try not to forget your car keys.”

This is one of the best funny happy birthday wishes that you can send to a buddy. Memory loss and forgetfulness come with aging and it really sucks sometimes.

Luckily, it happens to us all. Remind your friend on their birthday that everyone becomes more forgetful as they age. 

295. “Too many birthdays could mean you are closer to death. You had one just last year. Please stay safe because it is scientifically proven. Love you anyway!”

This cheesy birthday wish will make anyone smile. It is true, each day we do get closer to the end of the dream. On your friend’s special day, let them know that the rest of their life will be awesome!

296. “It is another year in your life. There must be another part of your body that aches now.”

This poem is perfect for someone who is getting up there in age. It will give your friend a good laugh. Our bodies really do get strange with age!

297. “Just imagine what you would love to listen to on your birthday, what kind of gifts you would like that you will cherish forever. Assume I did them all to you and stay happy! Happy birthday, dear!”

In times like this, present-buying can be hard. Sometimes the best gift is an abundance of good wishes and good laughs. 

298. “I made some cake for your birthday this year. It is going to be tasty and just as you want it. But then, unfortunately, I could not find a place to light enough candles. Then I remembered, oh! Your age.”

This is a great way to kid around with someone whose age is getting up there, as long as they can take a joke about it. After a while, it just becomes too much to get a candle for each year of your life. 

299. “Today, I give you permission to illuminate candles on your favorite cake – your birthday one. You don’t have to worry, I have already informed the fire service department in this area.”

This is a great way to kid around with someone whose age is getting up there, as long as they can take a joke about it. After a while, it just becomes too much to get a candle for each year of your life. 

300. “We all know that wisdom comes with age but then, I see no signs of aging in you at all. Happy birthday, dear best friend!”

This is a great birthday wish for anyone who loves being perceived as younger than they are. Or a friend who is childish and owns it. Not everyone gains wisdom and maturity at the same speed. 

301. “If you’ve made it past the driving age, the drinking age, and the lowering of car insurance age — you might be wondering what you have left to look forward too. The answer is birthday greetings like this one.”

This birthday wish will make any friend smile. Although they may have hit all of life’s great milestones, they still have your awesome wishes to look forward to!

302. “Now, doing the math with the number of candles on your cake, you would be requiring the lungs of the legendary Hercules to blow all these candles by yourself.”

This is a great way to kid around with someone whose age is getting up there, as long as they can take a joke about it. After a while, it just becomes too much to get a candle for each year of your life. 

303. “Today is the day you realize you are old because your candles cost more than your cake.”

This is a great way to kid around with someone whose age is getting up there, as long as they can take a joke about it. After a while, it just becomes too much to get a candle for each year of your life. 

304. “I would wish you all of your dreams to come true! But then, it will be a tough shot for me to find out a wish for you next year. Since you are certainly going to be alive and healthy for another year, let me just say Happy Birthday!”

This short birthday wish will make anyone laugh. It may be a bit cheesy, but it’s still sweet. Send some birthday cheer over to your friend!

305. “Your birthday is such a special occasion that I wish I could wrap myself up and give myself to you as a gift.”

Not only will this make your friends laugh on their birthday, but it will also remind them that they already have the best gift of all: your beautiful friendship! 

306. “Every one of your birthdays is a special once-in-a-lifetime experience, but we always wake up the next day too drunk to remember them.”

This birthday wish is perfect for any friend who is wild. Maybe they’re not as young anymore, but they still love to go crazy!

But the great thing is that you also love partying so you can get wild together! And the best thing is that the two of you get crazier when together!

307. “For your Big Day, they should just create a cake with a liquor bottle inside.”

This birthday wish is perfect for any friend who is wild. Maybe they’re not as young anymore, but they still love to go crazy and drink!

308. “I love you so much that if I had a job, I would have bought you a gift. Happy birthday!”

In times like this, present-buying can be hard. Sometimes the best gift is an abundance of good wishes and good laughs.

309. “Happy birthday to my beloved friend. I couldn’t have asked the casting director of life to give me a better sidekick.”

Send this funny birthday wish to a friend who is your other half. Maybe they’re not you’re better half, but they’re sure your partner in crime!

310. “Buddy, even though you were born with no exceptional talent, marketable skill or extraordinary intelligence, I still believe that life has nothing but the best in store for you. Happy birthday!”

This short funny birthday wish is perfect for a friend who seems younger than they are. They may come off as childish, but those who are young at heart are the best friends to have.

Plus, they throw the best birthday parties! 

311. “You are such a special person that when you’re about to die I hope they freeze your brain so that it can be implanted in a robot a thousand years from now. Happy birthday to an unforgettable friend!”

This funny birthday wish will make any great friend give a good belly laugh. Plus, it tells them that you would wanna spend forever with them.

312. “Today would have been the perfect occasion to write sweet words about the greatest, most spectacular, uniquely exquisite friend in the world, but I already finished my autobiography a month ago. Happy birthday!”

Not only will this make your friends laugh on their birthday, but it will also remind them that they already have the best gift of all: you and the beautiful friendship that you have to offer! 

313. “Life without you is like a sitcom with no laugh track. Happy birthday, my beloved buddy.”

This birthday wish is perfect for a friend who understands your sense of humor. You guys are perfect for each other and always manage to make one another laugh!

314. “You’re a shining example of what it means to still enjoy life even when logic dictates that you’re too old to. Happy birthday, old pal!”

Send this to a friend who is getting older but is still full of health and energy for their age. They will really appreciate such a nice compliment, especially on their birthday!

315. “On this great day, may God bless you with booze made of water from the fountain of youth so that you’ll never age. Have a great one.”

This birthday wish is perfect for any friend who is wild. Maybe they’re not as young anymore, but they still love to go crazy and drink!

316. “May an extra day be added to your life for every strand of hair that falls from your head or turns gray.”

This birthday wish is perfect for anyone who is of the relevant age where gray hairs are starting to come in.

Or even if your friend isn’t that old yet, it’s a great way to kid around with them on their birthday if they can take a joke about getting older. 

317. “As the year's progress, I learn each day to appreciate the simple things more and more, which is why we’re closer now than ever before. Happy birthday!”

This birthday wish is great for a friend who knows their basics and owns it. While there’s nothing wrong with blandness, there’s no need for that on a birthday!

Throw your friend a crazy birthday celebration they’ll never forget! Maybe this will be a new start for a more adventurous lifestyle for them! 

318. “If Thanksgiving is symbolized by turkeys and Easter by rabbits, then the official animal of your birthday should be the tortoise. Happy birthday, my extremely old fart!”

This silly birthday wish will give anyone a good belly laugh on their birthday. They may be slowing down, but that’s okay! It happens to everyone eventually, but it happens to some sooner than others.

319. “Look on the bright side: today may be the oldest you’ve ever been, but it’s the youngest you’ll ever be again! Happy birthday!”

This short birthday wish may sound cheesy, but it will surely make your friend chuckle. They may be getting older, but the bright side is that today is the youngest they will ever be again!

320. “Birthday cards get lost and junked but a text message is forever! Happy birthday!”

This short poem will make anyone laugh. It’s corny, but it’s still sweet. Send some birthday fun over to your friend!

321. “To celebrate, let’s hit up all the places we can get free dessert and birthday songs! When else can you have groups of strangers sing to you without it being awkward?”

This birthday wish will give your friend a good belly laugh. Sometimes birthdays are better without the birthday song, especially if those singing are absolute strangers who can’t sing!

322. “Dear Friend, we could never become enemies. You know too many of my secrets. Wishing you a great birthday.”

This birthday wish will make any best friend laugh on their birthday. True longtime friends know everything about each other, even their dirtiest secrets and most embarrassing moments!

323. “My friend is gorgeous. My friend is smart. And she learns it all from the best…ME! Happy birthday from your best friend and life student!”

The best of friends learn from one another. On your friend’s birthday, remind them that the best gift that you could ever give them is your wonderful friendship.

324. “Happy birthday to my favorite friend. Let’s create more laughs and fun this year together, because we suck at doing that when we’re apart.”

This birthday wish is perfect for a friend who understands your sense of humor. You guys are perfect for each other and always manage to make one another laugh!

325. “I thought of getting a unique and charming birthday gift to you, but then what popped up in my mind is that you have me in your life already.”

Not only will this make your friends laugh on their birthday, but it will also remind them that they already have the best gift of all: your beautiful friendship! 

326. “When I looked at the date, I realized that it was your birthday, friend! When I thought about the year in which you were born, I almost fainted! You don’t look a day over a hundred!”

This birthday wish will make any chill friend smile. It is perfect for anyone who can take a good joke about getting older!

327. “Today, my friend, you have made me grateful for something…that I’m not the oldest person here! Happy birthday old buddy!”

This birthday wish is perfect for your best friend who is older than you. Even if it’s just by a few days, they’ll find it funny!

328. “Friend, on this day of the year, many, many years ago, you were born! I guess that’s something! Happy birthday!”

This birthday wish will make any chill friend smile. It is perfect for anyone who can take a good joke about getting older!

329. “Happy Birthday to a friend who is unforgettable! Mainly because you are the grayest one here!”

This birthday wish is perfect for anyone who is of the relevant age where gray hairs are starting to come in.

Or even if your friend isn’t that old yet, it’s a great way to kid around with them on their birthday if they can take a joke about getting older. 

330. “Today friend, you should be glad! You can paint on canvas and not in a cave! Happy birthday!”

This birthday wish will make any chill friend smile. It is perfect for anyone who can take a good joke about their age!

331. “Friend, don’t mind me, but ask anyone and they’ll tell you the same: calling you young would be a mistake! A HUGE mistake! Happy birthday!”

This birthday wish will make any cool friend laugh. It is perfect for anyone who can take a good joke about their age!

332. “As your friend, I am here to remind you of significant things! Like ‘always save money for retirement! Happy birthday!”

Your friend may have passed great milestones already like getting their driver's license and turning old enough to drink, but remind them that there is more to come!

Soon enough, they can retire and relax like they are a kid again!

333. “Friend, some people are obsessed with age! Like me! I can’t believe how old you are turning today! Tell me, what did dinosaurs look like?”

This birthday wish will give any cool friend a good long and loud belly laugh. It is perfect for anyone who can take a good joke about their age!

334. “Today, friend, count your blessings, not your years. You don’t have that kind of time! Happy birthday!”

This birthday wish will make any chill friend smile. It is perfect for anyone who can take a good joke about getting older!

335. “Happy Birthday, friend! Age is not a big deal… to me! I’m still young, unlike you!”

This birthday wish is perfect for your best friend who is older than you. Even if it’s just by a few days, they’ll find it funny!

336. “Dear friend, I know you know who I am, but I hope you get tons of wishes from all those other vain people on social media who call themselves your ‘friends’, too.”

This silly birthday wish is perfect for any friend who is chronically on social media, especially FaceBook.

They probably know about the birthday reminder feature and how it leads to a bunch of people that you hardly ever see or that you haven’t seen in forever wishing you a happy birthday.

337. “Wait, you are how old? Oh jeez, that’s almost dead in doggy years. I’m so glad we met when we were kids. Happy birthday, bestie.”

This funny birthday wish is perfect for any childhood friend. You guys got to grow older together and one day, you will be old together. 

338. “That’s your birthday cake?! I thought we were having a bonfire in the middle of your dining room. Happy Birthday… should I call and cancel the fire department then?”

This is a great way to kid around with someone whose age is getting up there, as long as they can take a joke about it. After a while, it just becomes too much to get a candle for each year of your life.

339. “Stop crying. This is supposed to be a joyous occasion where we fill up on divine birthday cake and drink good cheer. Celebrate in merriment the day of your birth into this lustrous world. Forget the wrinkles, sore joints, forgetfulness, and gray hair. Happiest of Happy Birthday to you, dear friend!”

On your friend’s special day, remind them that aging is nothing to be sad over. Send a smile their way and remind them that undesirable body changes happen to everyone eventually!

340. “Just to let you know that getting older doesn’t necessarily mean you have to grow up. You can always be a ‘Toys R’ Us’ kid who wears scrunchy socks, jelly shoes, and drives a Big Wheel.”

This short funny birthday wish is perfect for a friend who seems younger than they are. They may come off as childish, but those who are young at heart are the best friends to have. Plus, they throw the best birthday parties! 

341. “I was at the antique store downtown and I ran across one of the toys from your childhood that you always talk about. Happy Birthday and Congratulations to someone who is old enough to have their childhood toys listed in the latest edition of the Kovel’s Antique Guide! Well done!”

This birthday wish will make your friend chuckle. They are getting older, but that is a good thing: they are becoming like a living history book!

342. “I was watching Grumpier Old Men and I remembered it was your birthday. I hope we get put in the same room at our future nursing home. We would make some kick butt BINGO partners! We would clean up!”

This short wish will make your friends smile on their birthday. On their special day, let them know you that you hope that you are in each other’s lives until the end!

343. “I have a particular set of skills. Skills that I have learned over a lengthy friendship with you. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you give me a piece of cake, I will leave. If you don’t, I will find your cake and I will blow out your candles.”

Admit it, sometimes the one thing you look forward to on someone’s birthday is their cake. And that’s okay! This birthday wish will surely get you some as it will make your friend laugh!

344. “Happy Birthday, my friend! I’m looking forward to getting together with you tonight to go over all of your Facebook birthday wishes from people that don’t give rats behind about you the rest of the year.”

This silly birthday wish is perfect for any friend who is chronically on social media, especially FaceBook. They probably know about the birthday reminder feature and how it leads to a bunch of people that you hardly ever see or that you haven’t seen in forever wishing you a happy birthday.

345. “Happy Birthday to someone who knows everything there is about me and STILL enjoys being my friend. I hope we have many more years of wild and crazy adventures together.”

This birthday wish is perfect for any friend who is wild. Maybe they’re not as young anymore, but they still love to go crazy! But the great thing is that you also love partying so you can get wild together!

346. “Did you know Chuck Norris was born on your birthday? Just kidding. That would be pretty kick butt though, wouldn’t it? Your birthday is still on a pretty good day.”

This short birthday wish will make anyone laugh. It may be a bit cheesy, but it’s still sweet. Send some birthday cheer over to your friend!

347. “It’s your birthday, the anniversary of the day you triumphantly escaped from your mother’s womb. So, that’s pretty cool.”

If you think about it, it’s true. Our birthdays are just anniversaries of the days we left the womb. Send this short wish to your best buddy on their birthday to make them smile!

348. “They say take every birthday with a grain of salt. I say take it with a whole bunch of salt, and bonus points if it accompanies a very large margarita. Make yours a double. Happy birthday!”

This birthday wish is perfect for any friend who is wild. Maybe they’re not as young anymore, but they still love to go crazy and drink!

349. “Happy birthday! May your heart today be as full as your Facebook wall will be with birthday messages from people you’ve never spoken to.”

This silly birthday wish is perfect for any friend who is chronically on social media, especially FaceBook.

They probably know about the birthday reminder feature and how it leads to a bunch of people that you hardly ever see or that you haven’t seen in forever wishing you a happy birthday.

350. “Everyone gets to be young once. Today it's official, your turn is over. Happy birthday!”

This birthday wish will make any chill friend smile. It is perfect for anyone who can take a good joke about getting older!

351. “Friends celebrate friends on their birthdays. Real friends get you drunk on your birthday. Good thing for you I’m the second kind.”

This birthday wish is perfect for any friend who is wild. Maybe they’re not as young anymore, but they still love to go crazy and drink!

352. “It’s your birthday, you know what that means. Time for you to smile awkwardly while friends and family botch your birthday song. Good times!”

This poem will give your friend a good belly laugh. Sometimes birthdays are better without the birthday song, especially if that songster can’t sing!

353. “I mean, you have ME so I don’t know what else you have to wish for…but go off I guess…Happy birthday!”

Not only will this make your friends laugh on their birthday, but it will also remind them that they already have the best gift of all: your beautiful friendship! 

354. “Is it hotter in here than usual? Must be all the candles on your cake. Happy birthday!”

This is a great way to kid around with someone whose age is getting up there, as long as they can take a joke about it. After a while, it just becomes too much to get a candle for each year of your life.

355. “Fun fact: Having a good birthday is 90% mental and 10% alcohol. Start the pouring, and happy birthday!”

This birthday wish is perfect for any friend who is wild. Maybe they’re not as young anymore, but they still love to go crazy and drink!

356. “Happy birthday! I think it’s great… how you used to be young.”

This birthday wish will make any chill friend smile. It is perfect for anyone who can take a good joke about getting older!

357. “Happy birthday! I’m really glad you were born today. My life would be so totally boring without you there to watch.”

This wish is perfect for any best friend on their birthday. They are your better half, so you can never find one without the other.

You guys are always together and know everything about each other. And that is so beautiful!

358. “To an amazing friend on their birthday, my only regret is not meeting you sooner so I could have annoyed you longer. Happy birthday!”

Send this to a lovely friend on their birthday. It will make them joyous to know that their presence in your life is very much appreciated.

359. “Your birthday is becoming a serious fire hazard. Blow them out! Quick! Oh, and happy birthday!”

This is a great way to kid around with someone whose age is getting up there, as long as they can take a joke about it. After a while, it just becomes too much to get a candle for each year of your life.

360. “Happy birthday to a real friend of mine. In this day and age, those are harder to find than toilet paper, so you should definitely feel accomplished!”

As we are coming out of a pandemic, anyone will enjoy this humorous birthday wish. Your friend may be getting older, but remind them that things could be worse. It could be 2020 still.

361. “Happy birthday! I was going to get you some alcohol but given the times we live in I thought hand sanitizer was more appropriate. Stay healthy my friend!”

As we are coming out of a pandemic, anyone will enjoy this humorous birthday wish. Your friend may be getting older, but remind them that things could be worse. It could be 2020 still.

362. “For your special day, I’ve sent you a truly gracious present. It’s a ghost hug! You can’t feel it, but it is definitely there! Happy Birthday!”

Not only will this make your friends laugh on their birthday, but it will also remind them that they already have the best gift of all: your beautiful friendship! 

363. “You don’t look a day over 16! From a distance, with my eyes closed. Happy birthday!”

This birthday wish will make any chill friend smile. It is perfect for anyone who can take a good joke about their age!

364. “Here’s wishing you the happiest birthday with all of my butt! (Why would I say “with all my heart” when my butt is definitely bigger.)”

This short birthday wish will make anyone laugh. It may be a bit cheesy, but it’s still sweet. Send some birthday cheer over to your friend!

365. “Older? Definitely. Wiser? …mmm debatable. Happy Birthday!”

This short funny birthday poem is perfect for a friend who seems younger than they are. They may come off as childish, but those who are young at heart are the best friends to have.

Plus, they throw the best birthday parties! 

366. “Happy birthday! You don’t look a day older than dirt!”

This birthday wish will make any chill friend smile. It is perfect for anyone who can take a good joke about their age!

367. “Your birthday is the perfect excuse to get drunk on a weekday. Bottoms up!”

This birthday wish is perfect for any friend who is wild. Maybe they’re not as young anymore, but they still love to go crazy and drink!

368. “I’d give you my last chicken nugget. That’s really saying something. Happy Birthday!”

This short birthday wish will make anyone laugh. It may be a bit cheesy, but it’s still sweet. Send some birthday cheer over to your friend! And plus, chicken nuggets are always good for unlocking our inner child.

369. “You might be prehistoric, but at least you’re not extinct! Happy birthday!”

This birthday wish will make any cool friend chuckle. It is perfect for anyone who can take a good joke about their age!

370. “It’s so great that my crazy really vibes with your weird. Happy birthday!”

This birthday wish is perfect for any friend who is wild. Maybe they’re not as young anymore, but they still love to go crazy! And the best thing is that you’re weird too so you get to be weirdos together!

371. “I smell old people! Oh, wait no that’s just you. Happy birthday!”

This birthday wish will make any chill friend smile. It is perfect for anyone who can take a good joke about getting older!

372. “May your birthday cake be moist, and may no one use that word to describe it.”

This birthday wish will make anyone chuckle. Seriously, why does everyone hate the word moist?

373. “May you live so long your wrinkles have wrinkles. Happy birthday!”

This birthday wish is perfect for someone who is getting up there in age. It will give your friend a good laugh. Our bodies really do get strange with age!

374. “Wow, another year under your belt. Just let me know how old we’re telling people you are now. Happy Birthday!”

This short birthday wish will make any old friend laugh. Once you hit a certain age, one of the best secrets of theirs that you can keep from others is their true age!

375. “Happy birthday to a lifelong friend! I can’t wait until we’re old enough to be terrorizing the senior home nurses together!”

This birthday wish is great for any old friend. Not only will it make them laugh on their birthday, but it will let them know that you want them in your life until the end.

376. “A little advice on your special day, there is no shame in the Botox game. Happy birthday!”

This birthday wish is perfect for someone who is getting up there in age. It will give your friend a good laugh. Our bodies really do get strange with age!

377. “One minute, you’re young and fun. Next, you have a favorite burner on the stove. Happy birthday!”

This is one of the best funny happy birthday wishes that you can send to a buddy. Memory loss and forgetfulness come with aging and it really sucks sometimes.

Luckily, it happens to us all. Remind your friend on their birthday that everyone becomes more forgetful as they age. 

378. “It’s your party and you’ll cry if you want to; however, I don’t recommend it. You’ll ruin your makeup, and we will be taking a lot of pictures tonight. Happy birthday!”

This short birthday wish will make anyone laugh. It’s corny, but it’s still sweet. Send some birthday fun over to your friend!

379. “If we were living back in Salem in 1692, you totally would have been deemed a witch. And so would I. It’s why we click so well. Happy birthday witchy!”

This birthday wish is perfect for any friend who is wild. Maybe they’re not as young anymore, but they still love to go crazy! But the great thing is that you also love partying so you can get wild together!

380. “Good thing I found you! Because to be honest, I think we both know you couldn’t find glasses if they were on your face. Happy birthday!”

I think we all have that one friendship where we both make the other a better person. Make sure to wish your other half a happy birthday!

381. “Since it’s your birthday, I’ll tell you now you’re a real catch. Fishing you a reel-y happy birthday!”

Use this birthday quote wish for friends that love to fish. They are sure to get a laugh out of this!

382. “On the occasion of your birthday, here are some words of wisdom just for you. Make sure to keep on smiling, while you still have teeth! Happy birthday, old-timer!”

This poem is perfect for someone who is getting up there in age. It will give your friend a good laugh. Our bodies really do get strange with age!

383. “It’s your special day! Treat me! Oops, I mean yourself. Treat yourself! (But also me.) Happy birthday!”

Admit it, sometimes the one thing you look forward to on someone’s birthday is their cake and drinks. And that’s okay! This birthday wish will surely get you some as it will make your friend laugh!

384. “It’s your birthday! Do you know what that means? One year closer to being that old guy who yells at kids “get off my lawn!” Everyone loves that guy!”

This short birthday wish will make anyone smile. Why are some old people so protective of their lawns? It’s interesting how we change as we get older.

For your friend’s birthday, give them some good landscaping tips because that’s something they probably care about now.

385. “If it's any consolation prize, in whiskey years you just got more delicious. So, at least you have that going for you. Happy birthday!”

This birthday wish is perfect for any friend who loves a good drink. Just like a bottle of whiskey or wine, remind them that they too get better with age.

386. “Happy birthday, Dude! Congrats on getting a year closer to a senior citizen discount at the movies. Not to mention the best parking spots at the grocery store.”

This humorous birthday wish is perfect for any friend who is between the ages of 21 and 65. It’s a good way to remind your friend that even though they’re getting older, good things are still ahead.

387. “On your birthday you might be thinking “Oh man I’m getting old”, but don’t worry. Just because you’re old doesn’t mean you won’t still be doing dumb stuff. You’ll just be doing it slower. Happy birthday!”

This short funny birthday wish is perfect for a friend who seems younger than they are. They may come off as childish, but those who are young at heart are the best friends to have. Plus, they throw the best birthday parties! 

388. “Happy birthday! You’re one day closer to the day where you’ll be listening to the Beatles in the car with your grandchildren and they’ll say ‘this song is literally a hundred years old,’ and it will be true!”

This birthday wish will make anyone smile. Also, isn’t it crazy that most of us will see the day that classic music from the 60s and 70s turns 100 years old?

389. “Roses are red, skateboards are sick, wishing happy birthday to you ya big… catch! Yup, you’re a great, big catch.”

This short little poem will make anyone laugh on their birthday. Send this to a friend with a dirty mind on their special day and make them smile.

390. “Birthdays are a lot like golf…it’s a lot more fun if you don’t keep count. Happy birthday!”

If your friend has ever played golf or mini golf, this will surely make them smile on their birthday. If you stop keeping score, then they’ll stop blaming their bad swings on the wind!

391. “Don’t let old age get you down! It’s way too hard to get back up. Happy birthday, man!”

This birthday wish is perfect for someone who is getting up there in age. It will give your friend a good laugh. Our bodies really do get strange with age!

392. “Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young.” — Fred Astaire

This quote about aging will make any friend smile on their birthday. It will remind them that while they miss being younger, aging is something that happens to everyone.

393. “Jump Higher, Live Longer -HBD.” – Yohancé Salimu

Use this quote for a friend that you can’t live without and love to be with. 

394. “Your birthday is the beginning of your own personal new year. Your first birthday was a beginning, and each new birthday is a chance to begin again, to start over, to take a new grip on life.” — Wilfred Peterson

This birthday quote is very inspiring. On their special day, remind your friend that their birthday is a chance to start over new if they did not have the best year.

395. “Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.” — Edward Morykwas

Admit it, sometimes the one thing you look forward to on someone’s birthday is their cake. And that’s okay! This birthday wish will surely get you some as it will make your friend laugh!

396. “Today is the oldest you have been, and the youngest you will ever be. Make the most of it!” – Nicky Gumbel

This short birthday wish may sound cheesy, but it will surely make your friend chuckle. They may be getting older, but the bright side is that today is the youngest they will ever be again!

397. “There are two great days in a person’s life—the day we are born and the day we discover why.” — William Barclay

This birthday quote is very inspiring. On your friend’s special day, remind them that they are worth so much and were put on this planet for a reason!

398. “Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again.” — Menachem Mendel Schneerson

This birthday quote will make anyone smile. It is true, that on our birthdays, we are filled with tons of happiness, excitement, and energy.

399. “A birth date is a reminder to celebrate the life as well as to update the life.” — Amit Kalantri

This birthday quote is very inspiring. Remind your friend that their special day is a reason to do something new!

400. “Birthdays are a great time to stop and appreciate gravity. Sure, it makes things sag as you get older, but it also keeps your cake from flying all over the room, so you don’t have to chase it.” – Greg Tamblyn

This birthday quote will make anyone laugh. Sure your friend is getting older, but things could be worse. At least they are grounded and are not flying all over the place!

401. “To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age.” — Thomas Bailey Aldrich

Anyone will love this birthday quote. Who cares about a wrinkly face? What matters most is keeping our hearts and spirits young!

402. “Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it.” — Golda Meir

This birthday quote will make your friend smile. Getting older stinks, but this will remind them that it happens to everyone eventually. 

403. “Life really does begin at forty. Up until then, you are just doing research.” — Carl Gustav Jung

This funny birthday message is perfect for anyone who is reaching middle age. Remind your friend that although they are getting older, the best is yet to come! 

404. “Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?” – Bobby Kelton

This funny birthday quote will give your friend a good chuckle. It’s their birthday so if they don’t wanna share their cake, they don’t have to!

405. “From birth to age eighteen, a girl needs good parents. Eighteen to thirty-five, she needs good looks. Thirty-five to fifty-five, she needs a good personality. Fifty-five on, she needs good cash.” – Sophie Tucker

This birthday quote will make any woman smile. After a certain age, money really can buy you happiness!

406. “Put candles on a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody’s drunk in the kitchen.” – Jim Gaffigan

This short birthday wish will make anyone laugh. It’s corny, but it’s still sweet. Send some birthday fun over to your friend!

407. “Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.” — Charles Schulz

Time really flies! This quote is sure to make anyone smile on their birthday!

408. “Age is a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it don't matter.” — Satchel Paige

Anyone will love this birthday quote. Who cares about a wrinkly face? What matters most is keeping our hearts and spirits young!

409. “There is still no cure for the common birthday. — John Glenn

This short birthday wish will make anyone laugh. It’s corny, but it’s still sweet. Send some birthday fun over to your friend!

410. “The older you get the better you get, unless you are a banana.” – Betty White

This birthday quote will make your friend laugh. They may be getting older, but at least they aren’t aging horribly like a banana!

411. “Middle age is when you still believe you’ll feel better in the morning." — Bob Hope

This funny birthday message is perfect for anyone who is reaching middle age. Remind your friend that although they are getting older, the best is yet to come! 

412. “You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.’” — Jerry Seinfeld

This is a great way to kid around with someone whose age is getting up there, as long as they can take a joke about it. After a while, it just becomes too much to get a candle for each year of your life.

413. “ Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.” — Cora Harvey Armstrong

Time really flies! This quote is sure to make anyone smile on their birthday!

414. “When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?” — Lisa Loeb

This quote will make your friend smile on their birthday. Remind them that today is their special day, they can have anything they would like! So why not have both cake and pie? It is their day to treat themselves!

415. “Middle age is when your classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you." — Bennett Cerf

It’s really crazy how time changes our bodies. I wonder who we will recognize at our high school reunions. Send this to your friend on their birthday to give them a good belly laugh on their birthday!

416. “You don't get older, you get better.” — Shirley Bassey

On your friend’s birthday, remind them that there are many good things that come with aging. Each year, we become wiser and better!

417. “My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it.” – Boris Johnson

Admit it, sometimes the one thing you look forward to on someone’s birthday is their cake. And that’s okay! This birthday wish will surely get you some as it will make your friend laugh!

418. “When the candles on your cake burn down before they are all lit you know you are getting up there.” – Catherine Pulsifer

This is a great way to kid around with someone whose age is getting up there, as long as they can take a joke about it. After a while, it just becomes too much to get a candle for each year of your life.

419. “To me, a birthday means celebrating the presence of an individual in our lives.” – Meena Bajaj

This short birthday wish will make anyone laugh. It may be a bit cheesy, but it’s still sweet. Send some birthday cheer over to your friend!

420. “A child whose birthday is coming up is so excited, they count down the days. But as we get older we seem to lose the excitement. We need to rethink and be happy we have reached another birthday.” — Theodore W. Higginsworth

This quote gives some great advice. Remind your friend that birthdays are something to look forward to. They may be getting older, but at least they get to celebrate another year of being alive!

421. “When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life so that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice.”

This birthday quote will make any friend smile. Plus it will make them feel better on their special day and remind them that they are loved.

422. “Most of us can remember a time when a birthday - especially if it was one's own - brightened the world as if a second sun has risen." — Robert Staughton Lynd

Anyone will love this birthday quote. Let your best friend know that their special day is something that you always look forward to and that they should look forward to it as well!

423. “A birthday is just another day where you go to work and people give you love. Age is just a state of mind, and you are as old as you think you are. You have to count your blessings and be happy.” — Abhishek Bachchan

This birthday quote will make anyone smile. It’s funny how on our birthdays, suddenly everyone wants to pay attention to us.

Also, it serves good advice as well. Remind your friend to count their blessings and not their years. They may be getting older physically, but they can always stay young-hearted.

424.“I am almost certain that today you turned old enough to be considered ancient. Happy birthday!”– Yohancé Salimu

Use this quote for a friend that loves a good laugh.

425. “Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!” — Dr. Seuss

Anyone will love this birthday quote. On your friend’s special day, remind them to be themselves. There is no better day to be you than on your birthday!

426. “Old age deprives the intelligent man only of qualities useless to wisdom.”  – Joseph Joubert

On your friend’s birthday, remind them that there are many good things that come with aging. Each year, we become wiser and better!

427. “Don’t regret another birthday, the good news is that you are alive and can celebrate it.” – Catherine Pulsifer

This quote gives some great advice. Remind your friend that birthdays are something to look forward to. They may be getting older, but at least they get to celebrate another year of being alive!

428. “The great thing about getting older is that you don't lose all the other ages you've been.” — Madeleine L’Engle

On your friend’s birthday, remind them that there are many good things that come with aging. Each year, we become wiser and better!

429. “Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life." – Kitty Collins

This quote will make your friend smile on their birthday. It is true. Today, they are one day closer to living a long life!

430. “There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know.” — Lewis Carroll

This funny birthday quote will make your friend smile. They may be another day older, but at least they have a lot of presents to look forward to receiving today!

431. “Let us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings, not count the years.” — Ausonius

This birthday quote gives some really good advice. Remind your friend to count their blessings and not their years. They may be getting older physically, but they can always stay young-hearted.

432. “You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime." – Germaine Greer

This short funny birthday wish is perfect for a friend who seems younger than they are. They may come off as childish, but those who are young at heart are the best friends to have. Plus, they throw the best birthday parties! 

433. “Let us respect gray hairs, especially our own.” — J. P. Sears

This birthday wish is perfect for anyone who is of the relevant age where gray hairs are starting to come in.

Or even if your friend isn’t that old yet, it’s a great way to kid around with them on their birthday if they can take a joke about getting older. 

434. “Nature gives you the face you have at 20, but it’s up to you to merit the face you have at 50.” — Coco Chanel

This birthday quote is so true! On your friend’s birthday, remind them to treat their body well. But today, it’s okay if they let that slide a little. Dig into some birthday cake!

435. “A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.” — Robert Frost

Not only is this birthday quote hilarious, but it’s true! A true friend is someone who doesn’t speak of their friend’s true age once she gets older.

436. “Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed.” – Anthony Powell

These birthday quotes will make your friend smile. Getting older stinks, but this will remind them that it happens to everyone eventually. 

437. “Go, go, go, go go, go, go, shawty. It's your birthday. We gon' party like it's yo birthday.” — 50 Cent

This will make any friend smile on their birthday. Who doesn’t love this classic song from 50 Cent?

438. “Why party like it is 1999 when you can party like it is your birthday?” — Prince

This quote will make anyone laugh on their birthday. Who doesn’t love that classic Prince song?

439. “Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest." — Larry Lorenzoni

This quote will make your friend smile on their birthday. It is true. Today, they are one day closer to living a long life!

440. “Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.” — Pope John XXIII

This birthday quote is so true! Some guys get grumpy with old age. Remind your buddy on his special day that he is only getting better with age!

441. “All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much." — George Harrison

On your friend’s birthday, remind them to have as much cake as they want! But let them know they do have limits; no one wants a stomach ache!

442. “Our wrinkles are our medals of the passage of life. They are what we have been through and who we want to be.” — Lauren Hutton

This quote is perfect for someone who is getting up there in age. It will give your friend a good laugh. Our bodies really do get strange with age!

443. “You’ve heard of the three ages of man—youth, age, and “you are looking wonderful.” — Francis Cardinal Spellman

This birthday quote is so true. It won’t be long until your friend will start to get compliments like, “oh my gosh, you look so great!”

444. “Life seems to fade our memory, so on this birthday I will forget yours if you forget mine!” – Kate Summers

This is one of the best funny happy birthday wishes that you can send to a buddy. Memory loss and forgetfulness come with aging and it really sucks sometimes.

Luckily, it happens to us all. Remind your friend on their birthday that everyone becomes more forgetful as they age. 

445. “I believe you forgot my birthday present last year, so now I'm returning the favor. Happy Birthday!”

This is a humorous way to wish someone a belated birthday. Forgetting a friend’s birthday can be awkward, so why not break the tension with a funny joke?

446. “You know, they say that age is all in your mind. The key is to prevent it from trickling down into your body.”

Anyone will love this birthday quote. Who cares about a wrinkly face? What matters most is keeping our hearts and spirits young!

447. “Congratulations on being born a really long time ago.”

This birthday wish will make any chill friend smile. It is perfect for anyone who can take a good joke about their age!

448. “Happy birthday to my lovely friend. The best facial makeover as you get older is smiles all the way.”

This birthday joke will give your friend a good belly laugh. One day, they will have so many wrinkles that when they smile, it will go all throughout their face.

449. “Late in the evening, far, far away there is a glow beyond the horizon, and I know deep in my heart… It’s your birthday cake.”

This is a great way to kid around with someone whose age is getting up there, as long as they can take a joke about it. After a while, it just becomes too much to get a candle for each year of your life.

450. “Happy birthday to a beautiful friend of mine. Smiles all the way are the perfect face makeover when you grow older.”

This birthday joke will give your friend a good belly laugh. One day, they will have so many wrinkles that when they smile, it will go all throughout their face.

451. “There’s one thing that can definitely make you live long and enjoy a long life, and that is aging. So, don’t be afraid to age, it’s the best prescription for long life! Happy birthday to a wonderful friend.”

This message will make your friend smile on their birthday. It is true. Today, they are one day closer to living a long life!

452. “Knowing someone as fabulous as me should be the only present you need. Happy birthday!”

Not only will this make your friends laugh on their birthday, but it will also remind them that they already have the best gift of all: your beautiful friendship! 

453. “Happy Birthday to the only person I would want as my getaway driver!! May we have many more good times and unforgettable adventures together.”

Send this funny birthday wish to a friend who is your other half. Maybe they’re not you’re better half, but they’re sure your partner in crime!

454. “A great friend is like your favorite pair of underwear. They’re comfortable, you’ve had them for a few years, and they make you feel confident. Happy birthday!”

Send this to a friend on their birthday whom you can truly be yourself and be comfortable around. It will bring a smile to their face knowing how much you appreciate their presence in your life.

455. “One factor that will certainly help you live a long life and appreciate a long life is aging. So, don’t be afraid of 65, this is the greatest long-life medication! Happy birthday to an incredible best friend."

This message will make your friend smile on their birthday. It is true. Today, they are one day closer to living a long life!

456. “Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.”

Anyone who is chronically on FaceBook will chuckle at this. Some birthdays we forget about until FaceBook reminds us. Best friends don’t need FB reminders for each other’s birthdays. 

457. “Sooner than you think, there will be no point in coloring your hair; it’s all going to start falling out, and then you will have to buy a wig anyway. So stop worrying about the inevitable. I wish you a spectacular and funny birthday and many more amazing days to come, dear friend!”

This birthday wish is perfect for anyone who is of the relevant age where gray hairs are starting to come in.

Or even if your friend isn’t that old yet, it’s a great way to kid around with them on their birthday if they can take a joke about getting older. 

458. “I hope your birthday is as awesome as your hair in high school.”

This short birthday wish will make anyone laugh. It may be a bit cheesy, but it’s still sweet. Send some birthday cheer over to your friend!

459. “Happy birthday to someone I hope is my best friend even when we’re too senile to remember each other’s birthdays.”

This is one of the best funny happy birthday wishes that you can send to a buddy. Memory loss and forgetfulness come with aging and it really sucks sometimes.

Luckily, it happens to us all. Remind your friend on their birthday that everyone becomes more forgetful as they age. 

460. “Happy Birthday to my dear friend. I hope when we’re old and our future children put us in a home, we’ll be roommates or at least across the hall from each other. Our coffee & gossip dates will continue on!”

Send this birthday poem to an old friend. They have been through everything with you and know you better than anyone else. You guys get along so well that you know that you will be friends until the end!

461. “Happy birthday to you today, my friend! You truly are a best friend like no other. I mean, who else would still want to be my friend after knowing all of my crazy quirks? Perhaps you’re the crazy one after all!”

This birthday wish is perfect for any friend who is wild. Maybe they’re not as young anymore, but they still love to go crazy! But the great thing is that you also love partying so you can get wild together!

462. “You might want to forget about your birthday but I never could! I’ll take any opportunity to remind you that you’re getting older, my best friend! Happy birthday!”

This birthday wish will make any chill friend smile. It is perfect for anyone who can take a good joke about getting older!

463. “May your Facebook wall be filled with birthday wishes from people you’ve never met haven’t seen in years, or genuinely couldn’t care any less about.”

This silly birthday wish is perfect for any friend who is chronically on social media, especially FaceBook.

They probably know about the birthday reminder feature and how it leads to a bunch of people that you hardly ever see or that you haven’t seen in forever wishing you a happy birthday.

464. “Happy birthday to a big kid at heart! I’ve known you since childhood and I can tell you from experience that you’re still just as fun and playful as you were back then!”

This birthday wish is perfect for any childhood friend. On their special day, let them know their still as young-hearted as ever!”

465. “Oh, let it go! Oh, let it go! Age can’t keep you back… from enjoying the fun. Just note, the older it gets, the wine tastes better. Happy birthday!”

This short wish will make any best friend smile. They may not like aging, but one thing that will always get better as it gets older is your beautiful friendship!

466. “I got you a book for your birthday. If you never read it at least it will look good on your bookshelf. Happy birthday!”– Yohancé Salimu

Use this funny birthday wish for that friend that doesn’t like to read. They are sure to get a laugh from this!

467. “If you were a Wonka bar, you would definitely be wrapped in the golden ticket. Happy Birthday, my fabulous friend.”

This birthday wish will make your friend smile. On their special day, let them know that they are golden and absolutely one of a kind!

468. “It is your birthday! Remember that researchers have said that birthdays are good for your health and people who have more birthdays live longer. May you get more birthdays.”

This quote will make your friend smile on their birthday. It is true. Today, they are one day closer to living a long life!

469. “Well, the conclusion I always come to is that I must have done something severely wrong in a past life to deserve such a punishment! I’m just messing with you, bestie! Happy birthday to you!”

This short birthday wish will make anyone laugh. It’s corny, but it’s still sweet. Send some birthday fun over to your friend!

470. “I’m going to go ahead and make your day. My good mate, happy birthday. I haven’t even signed into Facebook to be told it was a special day for you. I hope you’ll make it a wonderful one.”

Anyone who is chronically on FaceBook will chuckle at this. Some birthdays we forget about until FaceBook reminds us. Best friends don’t need FB reminders for each other’s birthdays. 

471. “I’m so glad we’ve managed to make this friendship work despite the generational difference. Happy birthday old buddy!”

This birthday wish is perfect for your best friend who is older than you. Even if it’s just by a few days, they’ll find it funny!

472. “Friend, is your old age getting to you now? Well if it will make you feel any better just know that it won’t last that long. You can’t be old forever! Get out and enjoy your day. Happy Birthday!”

This short birthday wish will make anyone laugh. It’s corny, but it’s still sweet. Send some birthday fun over to your friend!

473. “I’m such a good friend, I forgot how old you are. Happy birthday to an old friend!”

This short birthday wish will make any old friend laugh. Once you hit a certain age, one of the best secrets of theirs that you can keep from others is their true age!

474. “Happy birthday, my friend! Just remember, as a general rule of thumb the more gray hair you have the more wisdom you hold!”

This birthday wish is perfect for anyone who is of the relevant age where gray hairs are starting to come in.

Or even if your friend isn’t that old yet, it’s a great way to kid around with them on their birthday if they can take a joke about getting older. 

475. “Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! You smell like a pig and you live like one too! I love you and I hope you have the best birthday yet! I’m so glad we’re best friends! Oink! Oink!”

This short birthday wish will make anyone laugh. It may be a bit cheesy, but it’s still sweet. Send some birthday cheer over to your friend!

476. “Happy birthday to a human who is already buried six feet in the ground in dog years.”

This birthday wish will make any chill friend smile. It is perfect for anyone who can take a good joke about getting older!

477. “At this age, hangovers don’t hit like they used to. So make sure you cancel all your plans for tomorrow. Happy birthday! Have fun but not too much fun!”

This birthday wish is perfect for any friend who is wild. Maybe they’re not as young anymore, but they still love to go crazy and drink!

478. “At this point, birthdays are more like cruel reminders than celebrations. Let’s make the best of it. Happy birthday!”

This birthday wish will make any chill friend smile. It is perfect for anyone who can take a good joke about getting older!

479. “Happy birthday, bestie! Everybody has that one crazy friend who is always making everyone laugh, and I’m so proud to say that you’re mine, girl!”

This birthday wish is perfect for a friend who understands your sense of humor. You guys are perfect for each other and always manage to make one another laugh!

480. “At 21, we looked forward to drinking. At 25, we could rent a car. Now the next milestone is… discount dining for a lower price at Denny’s. Happy birthday to a friend who will be getting their senior discount soon!”

This humorous birthday wish is perfect for any friend who is between the ages of 21 and 65. It’s a good way to remind your friend that even though they’re getting older, good things are still ahead.

481. “I got tired of counting candles on your birthday cake so we can just relight a few times.”

This is a great way to kid around with someone whose age is getting up there, as long as they can take a joke about it. After a while, it just becomes too much to get a candle for each year of your life.

482. “May your birthday be amazingly awesome and your hangover is mercifully minor.”

This birthday wish is perfect for any friend who is wild. Maybe they’re not as young anymore, but they still love to go crazy and drink!

483. “The more you live, the younger you become. Maybe that’s why you look so good for your age!”

This is a great birthday wish for anyone who loves being perceived as younger than they are. On your friend’s birthday, remind them that there is nothing wrong with aging.

After all, we gain so much knowledge and become so much better as people as we get older. 

484. “ Woohoo! Cake, booze, and partying! Oops… I mean… happy birthday!”

Admit it, sometimes the one thing you look forward to on someone’s birthday is their cake and drinks. And that’s okay! This birthday wish will surely get you some as it will make your friend laugh!

485. “The best gift is the gift of friendship. So, that is what I got you for your birthday! Don’t worry… I got you a real present too.”

Not only will this make your friends laugh on their birthday, but it will also remind them that they already have the best gift of all: your beautiful friendship! 

486. “Best friends are the friends who keep your embarrassing secrets private. Thank you for always keeping my less-than-proud moments under wraps. Happy birthday to the best friend and best secret-keeper!”

This birthday wish will make any best friend laugh on their birthday. True longtime friends know everything about each other, even their dirtiest secrets and most embarrassing moments!

487. “Hey it’s your birthday and I just wanted to let you know that you’ll never have to face a problem alone. I may not be able to solve every problem but I’ll always be here for you when you need me.”

If you have a bestie that you do everything with, they will love this birthday wish. On their special day, let them know that you will always be there for them. 

488. “Hey, you! It’s your birthday! Cake! Candles! Drinks! Presents! More drinks! Can you tell I’m excited?”

Admit it, sometimes the one thing you look forward to on someone’s birthday is their cake and drinks. And that’s okay! This birthday wish will surely get you some as it will make your friend laugh!

489. “I love it when it’s your birthday because it means we have a great excuse to go out and have some fun! Let’s go celebrate!”

This birthday wish is perfect for any friend who is wild. Maybe they’re not as young anymore, but they still love to go crazy! But the great thing is that you also love partying so you can get wild together!

490. “Best friends are like farts. Some are quiet. Some are loud. They embarrass you in public. They make you feel good. And they make you laugh. Happy birthday, you old fart!”

This silly birthday wish will surely give anyone who enjoys potty humor a good belly laugh. On your friend’s birthday, send a smile their way. 

491. “Sure, you’re a year older, but we’ve got a lot more years of shenanigans ahead of us. When we’re in the old folks' home, we’ll still be causing trouble!”

This short funny birthday poem is perfect for a friend who seems younger than they are. They may come off as childish, but those who are young at heart are the best friends to have.

Plus, they throw the best birthday parties! 

492. “Birthdays are like your own personal Christmas! Merry birthday to my best friend!”

This birthday wish is so true. There are two days that we look forward to each year, our birthdays and Christmas (or whatever winter holiday that you celebrate). Send a good laugh over to your friend on their special day!

493. “You aren’t getting older. You’re gaining XP. And it isn’t a birthday party. It’s a level up party! Happy birthday to my best friend and my Player 2!”

This birthday wish is perfect for any friend who loves playing video games. If they hate getting older, they can now think of it as leveling up and gaining XP!

494. “My best friend is sweeter than cake, more colorful than confetti, and hotter than a candle. And it’s her birthday. Happy birthday!”

This short birthday wish will make anyone laugh. It may be a bit cheesy, but it’s still sweet. Send some birthday cheer over to your friend!

495. “Best friends are like presents. You are always happy to see them. Happy birthday to the best present that life has given me.”

This short birthday wish will make any best friend grin. On their special day, let them know that they are the best gift that you have ever gotten in life.

496. “It’s not the number of friends. It’s the quality of them. Thanks for being the best of the best. I hope you have a wonderful birthday!”

This birthday wish is a cute way of saying that it’s better to have a few best friends than a hundred acquaintances. Let your friend know on their special day that they are one of your few best friends!

497. “ It’s your birthday. You can dance if you want to. You can leave your cares behind. And if you need a dance partner, count me in!”

This short birthday wish will make anyone laugh. It’s corny, but it’s still sweet. Send some birthday fun over to your friend!

498. “Like Chili Davis said: Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. Happy birthday to my best friend, I hope you never grow up!”

This short funny birthday poem is perfect for a friend who seems younger than they are. They may come off as childish, but those who are young at heart are the best friends to have.

Plus, they throw the best birthday parties! 

499. “Soooo I forgot, which one of us is supposed to be the bad influence? Doesn’t matter. It’s your birthday. We can both be!”

This birthday wish is perfect for any friend who is wild. Maybe they’re not as young anymore, but they still love to go crazy! But the great thing is that you also love partying so you can get wild together!

500. “You’ve been my own personal cheerleader, my therapist, and my voice of reason. But most importantly, you are my best friend. Happy birthday. You are amazing!”

This short birthday wish is perfect for any best friend who has been through everything with you. On their special day, let them know how much you appreciate and love all of the advice and support that they have given you!

There you have it, the 500 best short funny birthday poems and funny happy birthday wish to send to a friend!

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