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60 Best Hotel Transylvania Transformania Quotes

The comedic characters are back in Hotel Transylvania: Transformania for a chaotic adventure. When Dracula tells Johnny about his plan to give Mavis the hotel, he immediately changes his mind and decides Johnny is not qualified. But what if Johnny turns into a monster and the monsters turn into humans? Will they be able to turn back before their transformations become permanent?

Follow along on Dracula, Mavis (Selena Gomez), and Johnny’s (Adam Samberg) journey as they navigate the importance of family and relationships.

Here is the scoop on the best Hotel Transylvania: Transformania quotes!

1. “I swear, you’ve gotten bigger.” -Dracula

2. “Oh, that’s not good.” -Dracula

3. “The sun won’t fry you now. You’re human remember? It’s totally safe.” -Johnny

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Drac (Brian Hull) and Monster Johnny (Andy Samberg) in Columbia Pictures’ HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA: TRANSFORMANIA.

4. “Look at us, Drac. You’re human, and I’m a monster. It’s like Freaky Friday but on a Tuesday!” -Johnny

5. “I ruined everything…all because I’m not a monster…” -Johnny

6. “Chill, you just need a shower.” -Johnny

7. “It’s burning my eyes!” -Dracula

8. “Is that duck tap holding the wings together?” -Dracula

9. “Okay, let’s find that crystal.” -Johnny

Andy Samberg (Johnny) in Hotel Transylvania: Transformania- Columbia Pictures and Sony Pictures

10. “A new restroom? Really Dad?” -Mavis

11. “There will be plenty of hugs on the trip.” -Dracula

12. “I can feel my insides melting away!” -Dracula

13. “Dad is going to retire and leave us the hotel!” -Mavis

14. “Being a human is the worst.” -Dracula

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Frank (Brad Abrell), Johnny as a monster (Andy Samberg), Griffin the Invisible Man (David Spade), Murray the Mummy (Keegan-Michael Key), Wayne (Steve Buscemi) and Dracula as a human (Brian Hull) in Columbia Pictures and Sony Pictures Animation’s HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA: TRANSFORMANIA.

15. “I have to find Johnny before it’s too late!” -Mavis

16. “I guess it’s always been hard to see the positive side of things.” -Dracula

17. “How am I so wet and yet completely dry?” -Dracula

18. “Okay, yeah it’s a death trap.” -Mavis

Wanda (Molly Shannon), Wayne (Steve Buscemi), Murray (Keegan-Michael Key), Mavis (Selena Gomez), Blobby, and Ericka (Kathryn Hahn) in Columbia Pictures' HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA: TRANSFORMANIA.
Wanda (Molly Shannon), Wayne (Steve Buscemi), Murray (Keegan-Michael Key), Mavis (Selena Gomez), Blobby, and Ericka (Kathryn Hahn) in Columbia Pictures’ HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA: TRANSFORMANIA.

19. “It’s going to be the ultimate Johnny takeover!” -Johnny

20. “Sign me up for teeth like these!” -Johnny

21. “You look terrible.” -Johnny

22. “Like a giant wooden steak through my brain!” -Dracula

23. “We are expanding the hotel.” -Dracula

Griffin the Invisible Man (David Spade), Frank (Brad Abrell) Monster Johnny (Andy Samberg), Murray (Keegan-Michael Key) and Wayne (Steve Buscemi) in Columbia Pictures' HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA: TRANSFORMANIA.
Griffin the Invisible Man (David Spade), Frank (Brad Abrell) Monster Johnny (Andy Samberg), Murray (Keegan-Michael Key) and Wayne (Steve Buscemi) in Columbia Pictures’ HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA: TRANSFORMANIA.

24. “Getting lost and falling to your death is super fun.” -Johnny

25. “But I did get that mosquito.” -Johnny

26. “You are part of the family. My family.” -Dracula

27. “Oh, Mr. Cranky fangs.” -Dracula

28. “Lord of smoochie pie.” -Dracula

29. “Oh no, Mavis is going to kill me.” -Dracula

30. “Flying as a monster is so much better!” -Johnny

31. “Don’t worry Drac, I’ve got you covered.” -Johnny

32. “Look! I’ve got a tail!” -Johnny

Johnny (Andy Samberg) being zapped to turn into a monster by Van Helsing in Columbia Pictures and Sony Pictures Animation's HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA: TRANSFORMANIA.
Johnny (Andy Samberg) being zapped to turn into a monster by Van Helsing in Columbia Pictures and Sony Pictures Animation’s HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA: TRANSFORMANIA.

33. “Woah, someone’s feeling better.” -Johnny

34. “Now you’re ready for the great outdoors.” -Johnny

35. “Gooeylicious!” -Dracula

36. “My hotel…” -Dracula

37. “I guess I killed it.” -Johnny

38. “I better walk this off!” -Johnny

39. “It is the humanness.” -Dracula

40. “Everything is normal.” -Dracula

41. “At least you’re not hot anymore.” -Johnny

42. “All Johnny wanted was to feel like he was part of the family.” -Mavis

Dracula (Brian Hull) with Mavis (Selena Gomez) in Columbia Pictures and Sony Pictures Animation's HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA: TRANSFORMANIA.
Dracula (Brian Hull) with Mavis (Selena Gomez) in Columbia Pictures and Sony Pictures Animation’s HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA: TRANSFORMANIA.

43. “You didn’t want to have bonding time with me? You just didn’t want to give me the hotel.” -Johnny

44. “You’re flying.” -Dracula

45. “Yep, pretty close.” -Mavis

46. “We just made a couple of tiny adjustments.” -Mavis

47. “Alright, Blobby you’re up.” -Johnny

48. “It is time to let go…” -Dracula

49. “What? Me? Nothing.” -Dracula

50. “I would absolutely love to give you the hotel, but, you know, you’re not a monster…” -Dracula

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Blobby, Wanda (Molly Shannon), Wayne Steve Buscemi), Griffin the Invisible Man (David Spade), Ericka (Kathryn Hahn), Dracula (Brian Hull), Jonathan (Andy Samberg), Mavis (Selena Gomez), Frank (Brad Abrell), Eunice (Fran Drescher), Murray (Keegan-Michael Key) with Denis and Winnie in Columbia Pictures and Sony Pictures Animation’s HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA: TRANSFORMANIA.

51. “Why didn’t anyone tell me that claws are so awesome?” -Johnny

52. “She’s going to love the new me. Let’s go show her!” -Johnny

53. “Well, thank you son in law.” -Dracula

54. “I didn’t see you. Your kindness, your energy, your Johnny-ness.” -Dracula

55. “It cost me my right back wheel!” -Van Helsing

56. “Johnny is giving me the biggest headache of my entire existence right now.” -Dracula

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Brian Hull (Dracula) Hotel Transylvania Transformania Columbia Pictures and Sony Pictures

57. “Aren’t the sounds of nature soothing?” -Johnny

58. “The hotel is destroyed!” -Dracula

59. “Now you can give the hotel to Mavis and me, just like you wanted.” -Johnny

60. “It’s not for nothing that they call me Count Wonderful.” -Dracula

Hope you love these hilarious and heart-warming Hotel Transylvania: Transformania quotes! Which character is your favorite?

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