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60 Best Quotes from Hulu’s “Fire Island”

A getaway from reality, Fire Island is a hilarious yet seductive paradise. Noah (Joel Kim Booster) and his friends embark on their yearly vacation to an island that they like to call ‘The Gay Disney World.’ While settling in their temporary home owned by a lesbian, Noah and his friends come across rich men that are bound to stir up trouble. Follow Noah, Howie, and the rest of the gang as they learn more about love and friendship.

Starring Joel Kim Booster, Conrad Ricamora, Bowen Yang, and many more, this slice of gay paradise will lift your spirits. Watch Fire Island on Hulu on June 3rd!

fire island hulu poster
Fire Island (Hulu) -20th Century Studios

Here is the scoop on the best quotes from Fire Island!

1. “No offense Jane, but that sounds like some hetero nonsense.”-Noah

2. “Not every single man is looking for a wife.”-Noah

3. “We’re going to Fire Island. It’s like gay Disney World.”-Noah

queer friends hugging fire island
Fire Island (Hulu) -20th Century Studios

4. “They were eventually kicked out of the theatre program, but they still believe they are stars.”-Noah

5. “You know a lot of people on Twitter think body positivity has gone too far.” -Luke

6. “In our community, money isn’t the only currency.” -Noah

7. “This place is so toxic.” -Howie

8. “That’s what the outdoors are for.” -Keegan

9. “You know the only time I ever get to see you is through facetime?”-Noah

10. “Why is this so important to you?” -Howie

11. “All this romance bullshit makes you vulnerable.”-Noah

12. “You are going to have missionary and vanilla sex with the man of your dreams.”-Noah

Howie and Noah
Bowen Yang and Joel Kim Booster in the film FIRE ISLAND. Photo by Jeong Park. Courtesy of Searchlight Pictures. © 2022 20th Century Studios All Rights Reserved

13. “We’re literally in paradise, go talk to cute boys.” -Noah

14. “Girls, we have terrible news. We’re broke.” -Erin

15. “When it comes to sex, some things never change.”-Noah

16. “What’s the point of gay liberation if we can’t feel a little liberated.” -Howie

17. “It happens all the time.” -Howie

18. “Want some whiskey? Whiskey helps your knees. Trust me. I’m a doctor.” -Charlie

19. “Do you want to get fucked or not?” -Noah

20. “Are you crazy? I just told you we’re broke.” -Erin

21. “He is a pediatrician. I think it’s cute.” -Howie

22. “Translation. He wants to dick my friend now.” -Noah

Noah, Howie, Erin, Max, Keegan, and Luke
Bowen Yang, Tomas Matos, Matt Rogers, Torian Miller, Joel Kim Booster, and Margaret Cho in the film FIRE ISLAND. Photo by Jeong Park. Courtesy of Searchlight Pictures. © 2022 20th Century Studios All Rights Reserved

23. “Have you guys ever seen gays in space?” -Howie

24. “It will be just like having health insurance.” -Erin

25. “I want to die.” -Howie

26. “Don’t get sucked into his orbit.” -Noah

27. “I would rather die.” -Erin

28. “Fly you fools.” -Erin

Keegan, Howie, and Luke fire island
Matt Rogers, Bowen Yang, and Tomas Matos Photo by Jeong Park. Courtesy of Searchlight Pictures. © 2022 20th Century Studios All Rights Reserved

29. “You can all thank capitalism for that.” -Noah

30. “It was like this when I found it.”-Noah

31. “It’s melting.” -Will

32. “What are you up to you little troll?” -Howie

33. “A literate one?” -Noah

34. “What kind of gay person goes on vacation to do homework?”-Cooper

35. “So, you a big reader?” -Noah

Noah and Will walking on beach
Conrad Ricamora and Joel Kim Booster in the film FIRE ISLAND. Photo by Jeong Park. Courtesy of Searchlight Pictures. © 2022 20th Century Studios All Rights Reserved

36. “So, let me win.” -Noah

37. “Somehow, I’m mad and horny.” -Noah

38. “We don’t play games, we’re adults.” -Will

39. “Bitch, who is this?” -Keegan

40. “Oh I forgot, you’re hideous.” -Noah

41. “Dinner is served.” -Erin

42. “We told everybody we met at Red Lobster.” -Erin

43. “Twenty-seven minutes is not enough time to do a puzzle.” -Howie

44. “He is just another Turkish Asian in a sea of white friends.” -Noah

Cooper, Charlie, and Will
James Scully, Nick Adams, and Conrad Ricamora in the film FIRE ISLAND. Photo by Jeong Park. Courtesy of Searchlight Pictures. © 2022 20th Century Studios All Rights Reserved

45. “So, this has to be the drugs, right?” -Noah

46. “Howie is happy. Mission accomplished!” -Noah

47. “The ground is the new chair baby.” -Howie

48. “I’m doing exactly what you told me.” -Howie

49. “Does sex make you feel hot and powerful?” -Erin

50. “Oh my God, my baby’s drowning.” -Howie

51. “Weirdo, you dropped your ice cream back there.” -Noah

52. “I said that. That’s my thing.” -Noah

53. “Time on Fire Island. Sometimes it feels like it stretches on forever.” -Noah

Howie, Erin, and Noah Fire Island
(From L-R): Torian Miller, Bowen Yang, Margaret Cho, Tomas Matos, and Joel Kim Booster in the film FIRE ISLAND. Photo by Jeong Park. Courtesy of Searchlight Pictures. © 2022 20th Century Studios All Rights Reserved

54. “Our friendship isn’t limited to this island.” -Howie

55. “I’m not flying Spirit for you bitch.” -Noah

56. “I’m looking for constellations.” -Max

57. “You actually stole a boat for me.” -Howie

58. “It’s never been about the house. It’s been about the people.” -Noah

59. “It’s just a dance.” -Will

60. “You will never be right for me.” -Noah

Hope you enjoyed these fulfilling quotes from Fire Island, stream this film on Hulu on June 3rd!

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