60 Best Quotes from Hulu’s “Fire Island”
A getaway from reality, Fire Island is a hilarious yet seductive paradise. Noah (Joel Kim Booster) and his friends embark on their yearly vacation to an island that they like to call ‘The Gay Disney World.’ While settling in their temporary home owned by a lesbian, Noah and his friends come across rich men that are bound to stir up trouble. Follow Noah, Howie, and the rest of the gang as they learn more about love and friendship.
Starring Joel Kim Booster, Conrad Ricamora, Bowen Yang, and many more, this slice of gay paradise will lift your spirits. Watch Fire Island on Hulu on June 3rd!
Here is the scoop on the best quotes from Fire Island!
1. “No offense Jane, but that sounds like some hetero nonsense.”-Noah
2. “Not every single man is looking for a wife.”-Noah
3. “We’re going to Fire Island. It’s like gay Disney World.”-Noah
4. “They were eventually kicked out of the theatre program, but they still believe they are stars.”-Noah
5. “You know a lot of people on Twitter think body positivity has gone too far.” -Luke
6. “In our community, money isn’t the only currency.” -Noah
7. “This place is so toxic.” -Howie
8. “That’s what the outdoors are for.” -Keegan
9. “You know the only time I ever get to see you is through facetime?”-Noah
10. “Why is this so important to you?” -Howie
11. “All this romance bullshit makes you vulnerable.”-Noah
12. “You are going to have missionary and vanilla sex with the man of your dreams.”-Noah
13. “We’re literally in paradise, go talk to cute boys.” -Noah
14. “Girls, we have terrible news. We’re broke.” -Erin
15. “When it comes to sex, some things never change.”-Noah
16. “What’s the point of gay liberation if we can’t feel a little liberated.” -Howie
17. “It happens all the time.” -Howie
18. “Want some whiskey? Whiskey helps your knees. Trust me. I’m a doctor.” -Charlie
19. “Do you want to get fucked or not?” -Noah
20. “Are you crazy? I just told you we’re broke.” -Erin
21. “He is a pediatrician. I think it’s cute.” -Howie
22. “Translation. He wants to dick my friend now.” -Noah
23. “Have you guys ever seen gays in space?” -Howie
24. “It will be just like having health insurance.” -Erin
25. “I want to die.” -Howie
26. “Don’t get sucked into his orbit.” -Noah
27. “I would rather die.” -Erin
28. “Fly you fools.” -Erin
29. “You can all thank capitalism for that.” -Noah
30. “It was like this when I found it.”-Noah
31. “It’s melting.” -Will
32. “What are you up to you little troll?” -Howie
33. “A literate one?” -Noah
34. “What kind of gay person goes on vacation to do homework?”-Cooper
35. “So, you a big reader?” -Noah
36. “So, let me win.” -Noah
37. “Somehow, I’m mad and horny.” -Noah
38. “We don’t play games, we’re adults.” -Will
39. “Bitch, who is this?” -Keegan
40. “Oh I forgot, you’re hideous.” -Noah
41. “Dinner is served.” -Erin
42. “We told everybody we met at Red Lobster.” -Erin
43. “Twenty-seven minutes is not enough time to do a puzzle.” -Howie
44. “He is just another Turkish Asian in a sea of white friends.” -Noah
45. “So, this has to be the drugs, right?” -Noah
46. “Howie is happy. Mission accomplished!” -Noah
47. “The ground is the new chair baby.” -Howie
48. “I’m doing exactly what you told me.” -Howie
49. “Does sex make you feel hot and powerful?” -Erin
50. “Oh my God, my baby’s drowning.” -Howie
51. “Weirdo, you dropped your ice cream back there.” -Noah
52. “I said that. That’s my thing.” -Noah
53. “Time on Fire Island. Sometimes it feels like it stretches on forever.” -Noah
54. “Our friendship isn’t limited to this island.” -Howie
55. “I’m not flying Spirit for you bitch.” -Noah
56. “I’m looking for constellations.” -Max
57. “You actually stole a boat for me.” -Howie
58. “It’s never been about the house. It’s been about the people.” -Noah
59. “It’s just a dance.” -Will
60. “You will never be right for me.” -Noah
Hope you enjoyed these fulfilling quotes from Fire Island, stream this film on Hulu on June 3rd!
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