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75 Best Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines and Jokes

Thanksgiving is a great time to reunite with old friends and also a great opportunity to meet new people. If you’re single and looking to mingle, there’s no better place to do it than at a Friendsgiving reunion. We are here to help you find the best Thanksgiving pick up lines for you!

And what better way to break the ice than with a Thanksgiving-themed pickup line? Thanksgiving jokes are also a great way to break the ice!

Everyone loves a good holiday-themed pickup line. Whether it is for Thanksgiving or Columbus Day many people are convinced Thanksgiving pickup lines are a great way to meet your future S.O.

Since the dinner table is an obvious place for conversation, it is the best way to possibly open doors of a relationship with an old friend.

We have lots of great pick up lines and jokes to mark the official start of the holiday season!

Here is the scoop on the best Thanksgiving pick up lines!

Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines and Jokes

Here are some of the best thanksgiving pick up lines:

1. Are you a turkey? Because you’re the only thing I’m thankful for.

2. I want to take you on a date. We can have a romantic evening at Plymouth Rock.

3. You must be a meat thermometer because you make my temperature rise.

4. Are you hot bird? Because you’re making my Thanksgiving dinner.

5. Thanks for coming to my Thanksgiving dinner table. Now let’s Gravy train!

6. What’s your favorite part of the Thanksgiving feast? Mine is the gorgeous company.

7. I’m the opposite of a turkey, because you make me feel stuffed.

8. Happy Thanksgiving! I’m thankful for you, especially because you’re so cute.

9. There are only two things I want on Thanksgiving: you and some fine yams.

10. I’m making candied yams tonight, and I was wondering if you wanted to help me out.

11. I bet you’re the best thing that’s happened to me all year. Happy Thanksgiving!

12. You be my pumpkin pie and I’ll be your candied yam.

best thanksgiving pick up lines

13. I can give you something to really be thankful about!

14. Are you a turkey? Because you’re the best thing that’s happened to me all year.

15. I’m thankful for you, because you’re the best thing that’s happened to me all year.

16. I’m thankful for you, because you make me happy. Happy Thanksgiving!

17. Are you my Gravy Boat? Because I want to pour all my love into you.

18. Happy Thanksgiving! I’m thankful for you, because you’re the best thing that’s happened to me.

19. You can have the extra turkey legs if you go out with me.

20. Are you Thanksgiving Day or am I just really excited for you to be here?

21. For the first time, we are going to have a happy Thanksgiving. This year, I am stuffing the turkey with confetti!

22. I’m the opposite of a turkey. I cook for four and a half hours after my timer pops!

23. Pumpkin is not the only cutie pie at this delicious dinner

24. Are you a deep fried turkey? Because you are hot!

25. A great way to impress a potential bumble match is to invite them to Thanksgiving and serve them a couple of bowls of mashed potatoes with a side of family drama.

26. Let’s drink hot chocolate and go Black Friday shopping.

27. What do you call the age of a pilgrim? Pilgrimage!

28. Did you hear about the turkey who went to jail? He was arrested for fowl play.

29. At the end of a long day, I want to come home to a hot marshmallow like you.

30. You are my favorite side dish.

31. If you were a little turkey I would give you a presidential pardon.

32. Are you dark meat? Because you are the most delicious thing at this fantastic spread.

33. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? A: Pumpkin pi!

34. You have the kind of face that says you like a lot of friskiness.

35. You are so hot I need oven mitts.

36. I’ll be the Mr. and you can be my Ms. Pilgrim.

37. The good thing about sitting at the kids’ table? We get extra ice cream.

38. They should change the name of Thanksgiving to something more fitting like, Turkeypocolypse.

39. Can I take you out to dinner for lots of pizza? Or else we can stay home for Thanksgiving and enjoy all of the stressful family drama.

40. What sound does a turkey’s phone make? Wing wing!

41. Making sure you have a happy Thanksgiving is a real priority of mine this year.

best thanksgiving pick up lines

42. My aunt is bringing her homemade cranberry sauce to our Thanksgiving dinner, and my uncle is bringing his unpopular opinions!

43. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

It’s Norma Lee.

Norma Lee who?

Norma Lee I don’t eat so much!

44. I don’t want to give you the wrong idea, but I can’t stop thinking about how thankful for you I am.

45. Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.

46. Let’s go on a date so we can discover the hidden potential of Thanksgiving Eve.

47. You don’t need Thanksgiving to hate your family.

48. Do you want to hop on the gravy train?

49. Unpopular opinion: There is a special place in hell for people that play Christmas music before Thanksgiving.

50. If I can’t break the wishbone, know that I’m wishing for a date with you

51. You’re such a hot bird, I’d give you my presidential pardon.

52. Is that a deep fried turkey stuffed with coleslaw and mashed potatoes or are you just happy to see me?

53. My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

54. You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.

best thanksgiving pick up lines

55. I’m using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.

56. I’m going to Plymouth Rock your world!

57. Dear turkeys, sorry that we will be eating your left leg and right leg this year.

58. Thanksgiving is over. Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?

59. This is corny, but asking you out is the harvest thing I’ve done all year.

60. I’m a real master baster.

61. The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you.

62. Hey girl, are you a thanksgiving turkey? Because I’m only here for you.

63. Do you have any plans for leftovers, yet?

best thanksgiving pick up lines

64. You look as good as Thanksgiving dinner.

65. You’re sweeter than a hot marshmallow on a candied yam.

66. How about we skip the turkey and go straight to dessert?

67. Aren’t you tired of being cooped up here?

68. You Plymouth Rock my world.

best thanksgiving pick up lines

69. The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you.

70. Let’s play pilgrims and native Americans; I’ll lure you over under false pretenses and we’ll have a feast.

71. Turkey legs may be juicy, but yours are delicious.

72. On Thanksgiving Day, all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment: Halftime.

73. I’m excited about Thanksgiving because I love unwelcome parenting advice from relatives I see twice a year.

74. You are the belle of the butter-ball!

75. Hey, I just met you, and this is gravy, but here’s my number, so carve me maybe.

Final Thoughts

With so many great lines, you can make sure you live up to the hype of the Thanksgiving holiday. If you are using Tinder while you are home for the holidays, these jokes, knock-knock jokes, and lines will be great ways to start a conversation. Especially if you do not have time for long jokes like the one about Little Johnny.

There are countless funny jokes and true pickup lines that you can make your favorite part of Thanksgiving. Whether you are talking in group chats or attending Friendsgiving reunions, you are sure to make any small talk a much better time.

You may even meet someone to bring to Thanksgiving next year. Everyone loves a Thanksgiving Tinder date. Happy swiping!

That is the scoop on the best Thanksgiving pick-up lines and jokes. Have a happy turkey day and enjoy the best Thanksgiving pick up lines ever!

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