80+ Ticket to Paradise Movie Quotes

Ticket to Paradise is the ultimate romantic comedy for the season! This hilarious film stars Academy Award® Winners George Clooney and Julia Robert as exes David and Gloria. The former couple reunites on a mission to stop their daughter from entering into a whirlwind marriage.

With lots of laughs and heart, Ticket to Paradise has some of the best movie quotes that will make you smile!

Here is the scoop on the best Ticket to Paradise movie quotes!

80+ Best Ticket to Paradise Movie Quotes

1. "David's proposal is probably the only time he's every surprised me."

2. "I'm so embarrassed."

3. "They thought I could do better but whoever listens to their parents."

4. "I try not to be in the same time zone if I can help it."

5. "I've been thinking about it and I don't think this being an adult thing is going to work out for me."

6. "What about aggressive aggression, is that okay?"

7. "I like the French. I like their fries, the toast..."

8. "Telling someone to calm down has literally never calmed anyone down in the history of the universe."

9. "See you again...never."

10. "Wait, where's the boat?"

11. "If we don't make it, I love you like a sister."

12. "All I see is a super hot boat guy."

13. "The boat forgot us. How could they forget about you?"

14. "I can't help but wonder if I've had the plan wrong all along."

15. "I'm a seaweed farmer."

16. "He was a fisherman, we can't all be winners."

17. "I just really want to kiss you right now."

18. "I wish I went to work in a bathing suit."

19. "I only drink when I fly."

20. "I like to befriend my seat mate in case we crash."

21. "Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?"

22. "Looks like someone upgraded."

23. "There are things you do for love."

24. "Champagne? Just leave the bottle."

25. "You live, you learn, you upgrade."

26. "That's because everything she does is perfect."

27. "It can happen to anyone that doesn't know what they are doing."

28. "You don't know where I've been."

29. "That's how we trick her into dumping Mr. Seaweed."

30. "Of course I've got the plan, it's my plan."

31. "Can't wait to hear all about seaweed farming."

32. "You learned that to make me look bad."

33. "Never ever touch anyone's head."

34. "Hey, you're in the kitchen. That's new!

35. "She says welcome."

36. "We just signed a deal with Whole Foods, so we are right around the corner."

37. "Now he is saying you remind him of a very attractive horse."

38. "Nothing lasts forever."

39. "Everybody only ever sees things their own way."

40. "Do you know anybody that snores less as they get older?"

41. "When it started out it was unreal and then it got real."

42. "Why save the good stuff for later?"

43. "That's how it's done."

44. "They might be working with the sharks."

45. "What time is it?" "The best time."

46. "Dinosaur move, yes."

47. "Which one? There's only one?"

48. "This drink is from my homeland...it's like lemonade."

49. "I was over-served. I need some lemon water and some bacon."

50. "I feel like my hangover has a hangover."

51. "Men don't wear yoga pants even when they do yoga."

52. "Being loved is not the same as loving."

53. "There's actually just a curtain between us."

54. "You're happy for them but you don't feel the need to buy a gift."

55. "That's what happens, things change and you move on."

56. "I'm a highly-trained commercial pilot I can go weeks without sleep."

57. "Of course your choices are your choices."

58. "You weren't a mistake."

59. "My dad thinks I deserve better than anyone."

60. "In a year from now...ten years from now...will I still be enough for you?"

61. "This is forever."

62. "How'd you sleep? You know...outside."

63. "Is my mascara ok?" "Yes, for a clown."

64. "It turns out a parent will do anything in the world for their kid except let them be who they truly are."

65. "There wasn't supposed to be a wedding."

66. "You clean up pretty good."

67. "She is good."

68. "Right place, right time, right circumstance."

69. "We can't be a family without you."

70. "You can do the hard stuff too."

71. "All you two really need is each other."

72. "Your mother and I are on your side. Both of you. Now and always."

73. "Wait...I'm just kidding."

74. "That's my daughter."

75. "This morning, he reposed."

76. "If he makes you half as happy as when we were happy you should say yes."

77. "You look like you're in your prime to me."

78. "I belong here."

79. "Will you come and dance with me?"

80. "It's the wrong time, wrong place, wrong gin."

81. "Me too. I'm not just agreeing to agree with you."

82. "Can we make this a little more about me?"

83. "I was fine with you getting married, but I'm way too young and gorgeous to be an aunt."

84. "I super love you."

Final Thoughts

Ticket to Paradise is the perfect romantic comedy film for audiences, no matter their age. Whether you can relate more to David and Georgia or Lily and Gede, this movie is heartwarming and hilarious.

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