100 Best Quotes From Netflix’s Back in Action
Netflix’s newly released film, Back in Action staring Cameron Diaz, Jamie Foxx, and Glenn Close is an action packed, family comedy, up-to-date with all the latest social terms you’re children are sure to know.
This fun family comedy is packed with humor, tender moments, and lots of crazy fight scenes, that will bring the whole family together.
Here are some of our favorite quotes from this new film!
100 Quotes from Back in Action
- “I tell you what. You pull this one off, I’ll let you keep the car. Really? No. I didn’t think so.”
- “Today, you’re gonna be French arms brokers. The real Mr. and Mrs. Lemieux are…indisposed.”
- “Oh, you guys gotta be kidding me. What? What is it? I knew it was dangerous introducing you.”
- “You’re sleeping together, aren’t you? I mean, we’re just playing our parts for the mission. Tradecraft 101. Come on now, Chuck.”
- “I’m just not, you know, feeling champagne right now, y’know? Okay. Now I know something’s up.”
- “Emily. Baron. Thank God you’re okay. I was worried sick. Sick, huh? Yeah, you look a little pale.”
- “You guys would make such a cute couple.”
- “Right-o, guv’nor. Pardon me, blueberries. What a terrible impression.”
- “Wow. That’s a royal flush of…pregnancy tests.”
- “I peed all over those, so…”
- “My favorite person is about to create my new favorite person. I’m in.”
- “You always say the right things. Because it’s true.”
- “As a matter of fact, D, champagne! Bring the bottle. I’m drinking for two.”
- “She’s brushing her teeth for 20 minutes? She’s on her stupid phone.”
- “I told you, if you’re mad about the phone, take that thing away from her. You take the phone away. Mm-mm. I’m scared of her. I know. It’s terrifying, right?”
- “What…what’d you and your mom do, you know, when you was 14? When I was 14? Gosh. Well, my mom was deployed to Beirut and forgot to tell me, so…”
- “I shook you too fast, baby. You had me. Don’t be so shook so quick, all right? Work on that. Wait, what are you mad about again?”
- “No, please don’t encourage him to lie. Why not? You guys lie all the time.”
- “You speak Russian? I dabble.”
- “Whoa. You shouldn’t be drinking Diet Coke this early in the morning. I’m pretty sure Diet Coke blocks cancer.”
- “What are you guys doing? Uh…That is so creepy. Are those binoculars?”
- “We haven’t been out in a minute. Yeah, but we’re not out. Our daughter is.”
- “Come on. Can’t we have just a little fun?”
- “You neither, ‘Stache. You and your fuzzy lip.”
- “Why can’t I stay? Their parents don’t care. Maybe their parents don’t love them. I don’t know. Let’s go.”
- “What is the cable broken? Is that why you boomers are out this late?”
- “Say hi, boomers. Yes, Karen, boomers. ‘Karen’?”
- “And we’re not boomers, okay? We’re Gen X, if anything. We’re kind of like on the bubble. In between generations.”
- “Who put you up to this, huh? Peach fuzz? His name is James. And you just don’t like him because he’s white. What? Your mother’s white.”
- “You’re just upset because I’m trying to live my life and not yours.”
- “You guys are being so fake right now. Uh, we’re fake? Fake? Okay, Miss Fake ID.”
- “I can’t even with you right now. Oh, you ‘can’t even’ with us right now? Well, you’re grounded, so try ‘can’t not even-ing’ with that.”
- “Yeah, now that didn’t make sense, what she said, but do you wanna mess with her after what she did to them human beings?”
- “Hey, mouth breather, did you tell Mom and Dad where I was? Like I care about your social life. At least I have one. Not anymore you don’t.”
- “You’re gonna be grounded for so long, I might have a prom date before you.”
- “Stopping a coup? Or starting a coup? No. Either way. I mean, just some good old-fashioned ‘coup-ing’.”
- “She found your passwords literally on your computer. They were hidden. Clearly not hidden well enough.”
- “If they spy on me, they’re gonna spy on you too. I’d like to see them try. All of my stuff requires two-factor authentication.”
- “God, you are such a nerd. A nerd whose parents can’t spy on him.”
- “There’s gotta be a way that we can prove we don’t have the Key. Babe, I got something to tell you. What? Promise not to be mad? I don’t promise shit. I took the Key.”
- “What do you have against lawn furniture? You ain’t gotta hit everything.”
- “Been a long time since I’ve done this. Maybe you’re distracted because your old boyfriend is trying to kill us.”
- “We went on one date. Let it go. And he talked about Manchester United the entire time.”
- “So where is it? It’s in England. Okay. At Foxhunter’s. My mother’s house? Her house is always protected. Yeah, that’s because so many people wanna kill her.”
- “Not a big deal? You stole a cyberterrorist weapon, you hid it at my estranged mother’s house, and you lied about it for 15 years.”
- “What happened to our car? Long story short, don’t valet.”
- “You don’t ask your parents, where you’re going. You just go.”
- “Why won’t you admit that this is weird? Sometimes things are good weird, like how we can still listen to Michael Jackson.”
- “Yeah, I remember them. Good-looking family. Dad was proper fit. No need to editorialize, Officer, thank you.”
- “I can see why you’ve been trying to find her for 15 years. I haven’t been trying to find her for 15 years. I’ve been trying to find the ICS key.”
- “You can’t be serious. Deadass.”
- “What if Mom and Dad are criminals and we’re fleeing the country? What? No way. They’re not criminals. They’re in a pickleball league. That doesn’t mean anything. They watch HGTV. Leo. They make their own sourdough.”
- “Should we do something? What are you gonna do? Constant negativity from you.”
- “Somebody call 911! That’s not the number here.”
- “Mom! She’s fine. It’s not that bad.”
- “Look, Alice, we’ve always taught you to question authority, and I love that about you, but it’s time to get in the damn car.”
- “Sit back. Everything’s gonna be okay. Are we accomplices?”
- “Dad shot up a truck, jerry-rigged a flamethrower, and I’m pretty sure you just killed that chick with your bare hands.”
- “Again, I did not kill anyone. I just rendered her unconscious.”
- “And that is not a chick. That is a woman that your mother almost murdered, and you will refer to her as such.”
- “Me and your mom are…were QRN. What? Quick reaction nonofficial cover operatives for the CIA. We were spies.”
- “You guys were spies? Yes. Like Jason Bourne? Yeah, but we remember stuff. Yeah. You know, I knew you guys were lying about something, but I never thought you were cool enough to be spies.”
- “Can you beat up Connor’s dad? Come on, man. He’s vegan.”
- “She can’t be that far away. They, guv. Hmm? They can’t be that far away. Yeah.”
- “Well, hello, Mother. Still killing shit, huh?”
- “Don’t test me, dear. I’m still a damn good shot.”
- “These are your grandkids. Please don’t shoot them.”
- “So should we hug or something? No! No. No, I…I…I’m British. We don’t hug.”
- “If you don’t have leverage, make it. Cheers.”
- “As you can see, there’s nothing cool in here at all.”
- “Would you care for some tea, dear? Like boba? What?”
- “Sorry, I don’t drink tea. You don’t drink tea? And no gin? And Emily thinks I’m a bad mother? Ha!”
- “So this is about revenge? No. No, it’s about money. The revenge part is just the added bonus.”
- “Stop. Right there. Zoom in. See that? Wait. He’s showing us something. The thumb ring. He’s wearing his thumb ring. Exactly. His what? Fitness tracker he wears on his thumb. It has GPS.”
- “Nigel, you don’t own a tux, do you? Of course. Any good agent would.”
- “Where the hell is this key, Wendy?”
- “Oh! Oh boy! That looks terrifying! It’s quite cool. That whole thing was quite cool, really.”
- “So sorry. Oh God. Are you okay? You didn’t film any of it? No, of course you didn’t film it.”
- “Ginny Pig. I have the Key. Nige, you are smashing it.”
- “Nigel has the Key. Repeat, Nigel has the Key.”
- “I don’t think I got up to this chapter. Crap, crap, crap. Sorry I headbutted you.”
- “Be a good agent, Nige. Right. Delete, delete, delete, delete. Yeah, that’s not doing anything.”
- “Excuse me, hello. Sorry. Could you wake up for one second and give me a hand with this? You can’t do that. Of course you can’t do that.”
- “Oh, that’s lovely, actually. Holy hell, it’s happening.”
- “I hope this doesn’t flood London.”
- “No need, Mom. I got this.”
- “Leo! Leo! Yeah? Are you okay? I’m here to save you.”
- “I did it. I did it! I did do it! Did you see me? No one’s here to celebrate! But it doesn’t matter! That is how we do it in MI6’s training program.”
- “Good Lord. That’s a lot of hugging. You’ve certainly been in America for too long.”
- “Just so you know, it was, um, me who closed the barrier, so…Great job, man.”
- “She’s fearless. Just like her grandmother.”
- “Back off, Mustache. Stay away.”
- “You can cry. She’s gone. I’m not crying. You are crying, dear. And it’s lovely.”
- “I’ve started a file on this Annalise character. Good. If that is even her real name.”
- “If you want me to keep tabs on her and the mustachioed one from the shadows…black-ops style.”
- “Gotta protect my granddaughter at all costs. She is not your granddaughter.”
- “Oh Christ, no. Baron, what the hell? What, I can’t swing by and say hi to an old friend? No!”
- “You taking care of her, Matt? Most definitely. Been married 15 years. That’s not the question I asked. Two kids, Baron. Two kids, buddy.”
- “Thanks for dropping by, but this could’ve been an email.”
- “I’m gonna need the two of you. Well…Matt, no, not so much. But you, Emily, I’m gonna need you to recruit a member of your family.”
Back in Action Recap
This action packed family comedy, is full of great quotes, lots of fight scenes, and your favorite celebrities.
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