100 Best Quotes From Netflix’s Our Little Secret
It’s no secret that Netflix’s new Christmas film, Our Little Secret has blown up in the past few weeks.
This new Christmas film, staring Lindsay Lohan is filled with crazy family drama, fun humor, and sentimental moments.
The three crazy and chaotic families in this holiday movie will bring a festive flare to your living room with all their antics!
If you’ve been wanting to watch this movie and are interested in finding some iconic quotes, look no further than the list below.
100 Quotes from Our Little Secret
- “This is the story about a tiny little secret, a couple of decades in the making.”
- “It’s our last night together, and you’re drunk. Do you ever think that maybe your leaving is what drove me to drink?”
- “Oh, so you moonwalking out of the restaurant was my fault?”
- “You know, I dated an English guy once. Nothing gets me going like a good Brit accent.”
- “Call me crazy, call me a romantic, but I think you and my daughter have what it takes to go all the way.”
- “Hey, Ma. Why don’t you put something in your mouth?”
- “It’s time for a toast.”
- “Don’t worry, honey. Your dad’s not gonna give some long, boring, embarrassing speech about how much I’m gonna miss you. And I’m certainly not gonna go on and on and on and on about how incredibly proud I am of you.”
- “I’m not gonna be the one to bring down this room. I’m going to leave that to Logan.”
- “You’re running away from your dad, who can barely make a sandwich on his own.”
- “You look stressed. I’m about to offer myself as the official holiday sacrifice.”
- “God, I wanna meet this woman. Trust me, you don’t.”
- “Cassie, Callum, Cam. And the dog’s name is Cookie. It’s Veronica.”
- “I love you, but we don’t have time for you and my dad to get in another 30-minute conversation about the origin on the refrigerator.”
- “It was just a box with ice. Think about that. That’s crazy. Right?”
- “You’re handsome. Oh, well, thank you Grandma. It’s a little strange, but, um, how are you doing?”
- “Bored. Almost to death, but I’m not that lucky. Well, that’s…that’s pretty dark, Grandma, but I think I can help with the boredom part.”
- “Logan, would I lie to you? Yes. 100%.”
- “If you’re nice, I’ll let you have a bite of one of my cookies.”
- “Hope I’m interrupting.”
- “And look, it’s a screw top. Fast and easy.”
- “No, ma’am. We will not eat our guests.”
- “What’s wrong with what I’m wearing? Seriously. Have you looked in a mirror?”
- “Don’t let you mom see me not working.”
- “Maybe we should go out there and tell them all that we dated. That way, for the next four days, they can picture us, you know, having S-E-X.”
- “The last thing I need is to give that woman ammunition. Erica? She seems like a delight.”
- “Just leave it to you to sweep in here and charm the pants off that meanie.”
- “She’s…she’s a meanie? Yeah, she’s a meanie. Okay. Well, should we go, like, tell the teacher on duty? Oh, sorry. I was just trying to speak in terms that you’re used to.”
- “After you. No. After you. You are a nightmare.”
- “How old is he? Eighteen-ish. Ish? I mean, he’s exactly 18. That’s what I said. Is it?”
- “Why doesn’t she age? It’s like a horror movie.”
- “Everyone’s tall to me. I’m 5’7.”
- “I think you’re beautiful. I think you’re the perfect height, and I didn’t even notice, and my mom just takes a second to warm up.”
- “She didn’t even like Cassie until she was 11…And Callum, I don’t think she likes him at all. Still.”
- “Okay. It’s just Jesus’ birthday. He’d be over 2,000 years old, but you do you.”
- “Help me do this proposal, and I will help you become Morgan family material or whatever.”
- “Logan, is that–What? Is that coffee? Have you been holding out on me?”
- “Oh my God. Food!”
- “Why are we here so early? This isn’t really ‘a jeans occasion”.
- “That painting. Come on. She doesn’t age. Yes, I know it’s a little disturbing, but please keep it together.”
- “Whoosah. Whoosah.”
- “Did she send you?”
- “Feels like being wrapped in kittens. I’m sorry?”
- “I’m not really hungry, but I’m not the one that’s super stoned.”
- “Those gummies that you ate were laced with THC.”
- “How long have we been here? Ten minutes. Oh, great.”
- “Is that Kool & The Gang? Yes, I think so.”
- “Here’s a fun idea. How about not saying something for a change?”
- “You have to stop putting warm milk by the bed. It freaked Avery out.”
- “Avery. Chocolate is toxic to dogs. She’s three pounds. Oh, I didn’t think of that.”
- “You ate a dozen cookies. Then proceeded to blame it on a dog. And now you want me to pretend to administer treatment?”
- “You’re gonna get us into trouble. Trouble? What are you, five?”
- “Look, I don’t know what you think you heard, but whatever it was, you’ve got it wrong. Well, I think I heard that you two used to date and that you ate all the cookies and then blamed it on the dog.”
- “I only ate those cookies because of your gummies. Really? Where’d you find those? I’ve been looking for those everywhere.”
- “Why am I terrified right now? Because he’s a sociopath.”
- “For what it’s worth, most of Cam’s girlfriends would’ve left by now with crumbled self-esteem and mascara running down their face. So, I think you’re nailing it. Oh, well, I came packing waterproof.”
- “If you puke in my car, I’m gonna leave you outside to die, okay?”
- “Well, make sure you don’t feel fine into the trash can, if you know what I mean.”
- “I love it when it snows. Me too. It feels so Christmassy.”
- “So, who’d you get? They call it Secret Santa for a reason.”
- “I’m into secret gifts. Okay, Santa? Think…black lace.”
- “Logan, I’m not yours to worry about anymore.”
- “Fine. You can take my gift, you evil little man.”
- “It was a pleasure doing business with you. Yeah, yeah. Little troll.”
- “He’s so annoying. He’s Satan in a fuzzy sweater.”
- “Close it. Close the door. Close the door.”
- “Logan, it is not what it looks like. So, you’re not having an affair? Well, it’s a bit what it looks like. But we have a plan.”
- “I have so much under my hat right now that my skull is kind of concave.”
- “Leonard, I did not expect this from you, okay? Marge, I could see it coming from a mile away.”
- “Does Erica even know you speak Spanish?”
- “Can’t you see I’m in a loveless marriage? Everyone can see you’re in a loveless marriage.”
- “Callum, that was a strong choice for mom.”
- “Oh, this is mortifying.”
- “Listen, you little hellion. We had a deal.”
- “It’s his fault. Yes, that was an honest mistake. It was a gross one, but a real one.”
- “Hear me when I say, if you expose this arrangement, I won’t hesitate to tell everyone about your extracurricular activities.”
- “You’re a monster. Hmm. Takes one to know one.”
- “Avery, what the hell are you doing here?”
- “She…she has dementia. Well, she just called her name.”
- “Give me a hug, you little shit. Come here. Grandma, we shouldn’t hug people if we don’t know them.”
- “Oh, oh, but I do remember catching these two going at it like jackrabbits in the back of your mother’s car.”
- “Spartacus! Spartacus!”
- “Let’s be real. Everybody already thinks I’m a degenerate.”
- “This is too good to not watch.”
- “Veronica didn’t eat the cookies, Mom. Avery did.”
- “Who’s getting high? That’s not the point. Shut up.”
- “Calm down, everyone. This is supposed to be Cassie’s special night.”
- “Oh my God. You know. You know? Of course I know. Marge and Leonard are having an affair.”
- “It’s fine. How can you say that? He’s happier and around less. It’s a win-win.”
- “This is the best Christmas ever.”
- “I’m your dad. You’re never gonna put me on the spot, sweetheart.”
- “You know, I never should have trusted that Barb.”
- “Erica, if you don’t help me, I’ll be back every single day until you do. Bye.”
- “As much as this Christmas has been the stuff of my nightmares, what with the drugs, and the lies, and the blackmail…that I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy, I’d do it all again because it brought me back to you.”
- “Are you done? I can be.”
- “I love you. I love you too.”
- “Hi. Merry Christmas, Sweetie.”
- “Avery! Share ’em.”
- “Can I have some of this, whatever that is? If you’re nice to me. I’m always nice to you. Define ‘”always'”? I booked our wedding venue today. Does that count?”
- “What was that about? My little secret.”
Our Little Secret Recap
Who doesn’t love crazy, comedic family dramas? Especially when combined with a Christmas kick!
If you are looking for a movie to watch with your family this holiday season, Our Little Secret will have everyone laughing and tearing from the heartfelt cast of this film.
Just make sure to watch with older kids, because of it’s raunchy humor!
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