Forewarning: It is impossible to think too much about this movie and its title without getting that Billie Eilish song stuck in your head for days on end. If that is an experience that sounds unpleasant to you, now would be a good time to stop reading. A Uniquely Styled Crowdpleaser The Bad Guys, the …
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The mysterious series by John Griffin narrows in on horror as monsters threaten to tear apart the flesh of the people in the town. From not only includes the monsters that strangely look like people, but also sprinkles in talismans and magical trees. The show’s suspense is inspired by a few of Stephen King’s works …
If you had told me earlier this year that even after seeing Scream, Jackass Forever, and The Batman (all movies I loved!) that Michael Bay’s latest would be the most fun of the year so far, I would have never believed you. And yet, here we are! If you have even a working knowledge of …
Better Nate Than Ever is a coming-of-age Disney film based on the book with the same name by Tim Federle. With the massive popularity of the book, it’s no surprise Disney has taken on the movie production. Nate Foster is a kid who strives to become a star on Broadway even if he doesn’t stand …
It is an unfortunate truth: Hollywood has all but killed the romantic comedy in recent years. Even before Covid began ravaging our world and life as we know it was changed forever, Hollywood stopped producing the same movies that made so much money just a decade before. After Marry Me came out last month, The …
Cheaper by the Dozen offers a fresh perspective based on the films from 2003 and 1950 with the same name. The modern-day breakfast lovers, Paul and Zoey Baker are on a mission to create a successful business revolving around a sweet and savory sauce. However, they quickly realize that handling their family of 12 while …
A husband and wife in the small town of Little Wesley find themselves in quite the unusual marriage arrangement. Vic and Melinda try to keep their marriage intact to avoid the lengthy process that comes with divorce. Vic agrees to let Melinda see other men with the understanding that she doesn’t abandon her family. However, …
When I first saw the trailer for Marry Me, the newest romantic comedy, starring Jennifer Lopez and Owen Wilson, my first thought was, “Is it 2009?” I truly don’t mean that to sound insulting. It’s just the days of the romantic comedy starring two big names seems so far behind us, even though just 10-15 …
The Ice Age: Adventures of Buck Wild returns with the iconic mammals from the movie franchise. But this time, the colorful dinosaurs make their appearance – not all of them have good intentions. A certain Triceratops wants to rule the Dinosaur World, but his plan begins to fall through the cracks when his not-so-loyal Velociraptors …
The only thing better than one Mahershala Ali is two. As if making up for the last several years, on behalf of Hollywood, when Ali has only been given supporting roles, Swan Song changes things up. Ali is given the opportunity to act in both a supporting role AND a leading role. How generous. Written …
2021 has proven to be the year of the musical and it continues with tick, tick… BOOM! From Broadway adaptations like In the Heights and Dear Evan Hansen to original musicals like Vivo and Annette to whatever the hell Cinderella was, this year has been full of songs and dance. With only two months of …
Dear Evan Hansen, Your movie is going to be better than I thought it would be. It’s going to make me laugh, it is going to make me cringe, and yes, it will even make me cry. I will know that some of the situations are melodramatic. I will know that some of the actors …
After an unintentional two year hiatus from releasing stories theatrically, Marvel is releasing its second movie since July, Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings. The movie that came before, Black Widow, released in July with solid reviews, kicking off the MCU’s Phase 4. Even though it is the technical start to the new …
After 2016’s atrocity, it would seem wise to steer clear of any movie featuring the words “Suicide Squad” in the title. For those willing to take a chance, though, The Suicide Squad is a hell of a good time. Starting From Scratch Where do you even begin when trying to reboot an utter failure of …
Marvel’s new film Black Widow gives fan’s the Natasha Romanoff story we’ve been waiting for! Here is the scoop on Marvel’s Black Widow review!
Since 2014’s Maleficent, Disney has been trying to reboot, remake, and reimagine any and all of their popular animated IP. Some of those attempts have been successful, while the rest have been somewhere between bad and okay. Cruella is one of the more successful entries and definitely the most unique. Before Cruella Directed by Craig …
You know, I write these movie reviews week in and week out and not once have I been hailed as brave. Profile shows the real dangers of journalism! Sure, writing movie reviews is maybe a little less dangerous than feigning interest in joining ISIS in order to write about their recruitment methods. But the way …
It is easy to forget that before she started alternating between Maleficent and Kung Fu Panda movies, Angelina Jolie was one of Hollywood’s biggest stars. Although it’s watchable, Those Wish Me Dead will do little to remind you of that time. When Connor, a young boy, witnesses a murder, he goes on the run from …
Eleven years after the release of Saw: The Final Chapter and four years after Jigsaw negated the former’s title, comes Spiral, the ninth installment in the Saw franchise. Spiral’s full title implies that it is “From the Book of Saw.” What that means is still unclear to me. What is clear to me is that …
You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself star in mediocre comedies. That quote, which I am paraphrasing, of course, has found itself once again coming true with Billy Crystal’s latest effort, Here Today. Emma Payge (Tiffany Haddish) wins an auction item that includes a lunch date with comedy writer, …