These Family Switch quotes will make you appreciate your family members more this Christmas. This Netflix movie features a family switching minds, leading to them learning more about each other.
Each family member is entertaining in their own right as they interact with the world around them. This complete shake up leads to funny occurrences as they try to navigate a world unfamiliar to them.
We hope these quotes will help remind you of the hectic antics of this movie.
Family Switch Quotes to Get You in the Christmas Mood
- “Kids, it’s time for the annual Christmas video.”
- “You used to love these.”
- “The key word being used to.”
- “I think we’re too old for that.”
- “You just made me die in the Dwarf Mines.”
- “How about joining us in the physical world?”
- “I tried the physical realm… I will take the digital realm.”
- “The tree is not your territory.”
- “Hey, Bill, when did this family give up on Christmas?”
- “New rule in this house. No more tinsel.”
- “I worry that we’re all kind of disconnected.”
- “Speaking of Mercury, make sure to look at the sky tonight for a once-in-a-lifetime planetary alignment.”
- “You’re not supposed to use your hands.”
- “You put this much time into a car, you don’t drive it.”
- “You forgot to square the C.”
- “No, my 1999 PSA-graded 10 holo Charizard is exquisite.”
- “The algebros?”
- “I’m also in the middle of a lot of prep for my Yale interview.”
- “Tomorrow is a big, big day for the Walkers.”
- “It’s my interstellar white whale.”
- “Look, you guys might not care about Christmas, but I do.”
- “Embrace the anarchy.”
- “How did Luke Skywalker blow up the Death Star without his computer?”
- “Let’s give Jack White the honor he deserves.”
- “Dad or Alive is about to be famous!”
- “You’ll have to work harder to stump me on iconic ladies of the ’90s, Gus, Gus.”
- “My son’s snake bit me. That’s what I get for trusting the pet store.”
- “You’re about to become the first female partner in the history of this firm.”
- “Wow, I love your haircut. It, it kinda makes your nose look smaller.”
- “I know, I know. You like to do everything yourself.”
- “The War of 1812 called. It wants its cannon back.”
- “I am Jess Walker. Definitely a human and not a robot.”
- “It is mathematically more favorable to give up on your dreams in favor of a boring life identical to mine.”
- “She says this to every family. We should go.”
- “It’s not magic. It’s performative liberalism.”
- “Just eat some ice cream and live in your body.”
- “I’m afraid it might trigger my glossophobia.”
- “Dad expects me to have the same jocular, devil-may-care high school experience that he did, but the problem is I’m not him.”
- “I wish you could be me.”
- “I’d kill to eat a dozen doughnuts and have it burn right off.”
- “Did we just break the telescope?”
- “This is a completely unique and original situation that has literally never happened before.”
- “I’m 13 going on 30.”
- “We’ve gotta get to the telescope so we can switch back.”
- “Uh, what’s wrong with Pickles?”
- “One of the many joys of childbirth. Thank yourself for that.”
- “Perhaps a leash and a bath?”
- “At least it’s a cute little owl, right?”
- “Barf.”
- “I can’t hope to be made partner looking like a teenybopper.”
- “Can we fix it? Doesn’t it say maintenance on my shirt?”
- “One second. You guys got any cheddar?”
- “Hell yeah, I take Zelle.”
- “As you can see, I have already placed the baby down for a nap.”
- “You can’t do that or you’ll get kicked.”
- “Oh, I can see the resemblance. You got a big nose too.”
- “We’re Walkers, and Walkers never quit.”
- “No doggy water. No. Nein.”
- “There’s a church. Here is the steeple. Open the door, see all the people.”
- “You know what? We’re done. Thank you.”
- “I’m lactose intolerant. That means you’re lactose intolerant.”
- “Why didn’t you ask some of those people for help? Don’t they work for you?”
- “I am Jess Walker, mother of the century, and I hold space for all of my children’s mistakes.”
- “Have no fear. Rolf is here.”
- “They got their own secret weapons, Gisele and Alyssa Thompson, the Switchblade Sisters.”
- “Oh my God, I love this backwards cap vibe.”
- “Well, guess what? Brought us a little game day vino.”
- “Well, some would say that Arizona State is the Yale of Southwest Tempe.”
- “Actually, I’m Scandinavian. I’m surprisingly hairless.”
- “Okay, when we watch Is It Cake? I’m always the first to guess if it’s cake.”
- “You are freakishly good at that.”
- “She caught the ball.”
- “Once you see those brush marks, that’s how you know it’s cake.”
- “Wyatt, just as a courtesy, if you wanna start this over…”
- “Then Dave Grohl joined the band, and they recorded Nevermind in the spring of 1991.”
- “Yeah. He’s got two stripes on his white belt.”
- “Pass me some of that wine?”
- “Solved it.”
- “I thought you said Redman. I solved his hypothesis.”
- “She popped out three kids, and she works 60 hours a week. I think she can handle a little bit of constructive criticism!”
- “Looks like we have a helicopter mom.”
- “Any chance you’re a vegetarian who’s open to cloned meats?”
- “I believe she’s helping the opposing player.”
- “Well, you always said soccer doesn’t make a real career. Thanks to you, it never will be.”
- “If you understand me, bark twice.”
- “Listen, I think the dog and the baby are spending too much time together.”
- “Is that something we can get at LensCrafters or…”
- “It’s a long shot, but he owes me, and SpaceX probably has the tech to fabricate the lens we need.”
- “Oh, that’s a colonoscopy.”
- “I know a cry for help when I see one.”
- “We’ve already kissed all day. We’ve kissed like 14 times.”
- “Between the colonoscopy and the polyps, it’s just a lot on my, on my heart.”
- “No, it’s not. I’m 45. Do the math.”
- “You’ll get that one when you take geometry again.”
- “For the rest of the time you are in this body, you’re grounded.”
- “You rejected Ariana? On my behalf?”
- “Hey, Wyatt, any news from Spock?”
- “There are gonna be a lot of questions, so you are in defense with Ramona Quimby.”
- “The answer you’re looking for is 42.”
- “You know, guys, math is art.”
- “Spock, I need that lens tonight before the planetary alignment ends.”
- “I wouldn’t know. I have hamsters. But, like, sacrifices.”
- “Imagine giving up the opportunity to be a rock star just to be Wyatt’s dad. Like, that’s sad.”
- “We passed on a synchronized swim band for this.”
- “Isn’t it Maroon 5?”
- “Being your dad has been the rock ‘n’ roll adventure of a lifetime.”
- “Dad or Alive, you’re going to Hollywood!”
- “More prized than your own body?”
- “You asked for a rocket ship, I give you a ’69 Yenko Camaro.”
- “Man, that’ll be a One Direction nightmare, huh?”
- “I didn’t say anything about a telescope.”
- “Good soccer. Good character.”
If you are looking for a fun watch for you and the family this holiday season, then this is a great choice. It may have just the right amount of corniness to stick with you even after the holidays are over.
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Frank says
These quotes sure are entertaining!