The Lincoln Lawyer is a drama/thriller tv series based on Michael Connelly’s bestselling novels, starring Manuel Garcia-Rulfo as Mickey Haller, Becki Newton as Lorna Crane, Angus Sampson as Dennis ‘Cisco’ Wojciechowski, and Jazz Raycole as Izzy Letts.
The series follows an unconventional lawyer in Los Angeles who runs his law practice out of the backseat of his Lincoln. Season 2 was recently released and has climbed the ratings of Netflix’s top 10, which is no surprise!
Here’s the scoop on the best quotes from The Lincoln Lawyer season 2!
1. “The price of success, Lorna.”
2. “There really is no such thing as bad publicity.”
3. “You, of all people, should understand. Nobody changes unless they need to.”
4. “Maybe stay away from the mac and cheese in the mess hall at county.”
5. “No spicy tuna for you. You’ll make the office smell for a week.”
6. “Well, now, that’s like asking a magician their secrets.”
7. “I don’t need all the gory details. Just a credit card number for the fee.”
8. “So this is where the Lincoln lawyer works. Funny. Thought it’d be, I don’t know, a Lincoln.”
9. “There’s still free speech in this country, right?”
10. “Are you arresting my client?”
11. “I’m not built for the dark side.”
12. “Just worry about what’s right in front of you.”
13. “You’d think someone who got his picture in the paper would know that.”
14. “Your Honor, I don’t think we need to waste any more of the court’s time today.”
15. “Although, if you saw the way he does things, you would think it’s the exact opposite of the way things should be done.”
16. “I just know that long-term, staying on this path is about being honest. Especially with yourself.”
17. “I didn’t wanna break another window, so I hopped the fence.”
18. “Being a lawyer, comes with all sorts of duties and responsibilities, doesn’t it?”
19. “Why not kill two birds with one stone?”
20. “Just like our little secret.”
21. “Kid, there are pickles, and then there are pickles and that’s as sour as anyone I've ever heard.”
22. “A lawyer owes every client the best defense he can give them.”
23. “The more you live in someone’s shadow, kid, the longer it takes to cast your own.”
24. “I wouldn’t want you to forget any of your ethical obligations.”
25. “Sometimes a girl needs a fresh start you know?”
26. “Weddings don’t plan themselves, Cisco.”
27. “I mean I can’t drive you around forever, right?”
28. “Either way, a guy like that’s here? It’s not like he’s got tickets to Disneyland.”
29. “It’s tough to avoid someone who’s colonizing half the city.”
30. “Because a traffic ticket is important?”
31. “They’re in my rearview because I got a new life with you now and that little demon who snores like a banshee.”
32. “You making house calls now, Counselor?”
33. “Yeah, you want me? Come and get me!”
34. “You ever plan on telling me what the hell’s going on here?”
35. “But the key to all of it is maintaining the confidentiality.”
36. “Most importantly, always have a plan B.”
37. “Well, as long as the hypothetical lawyer crosses all his Ts, what’s the hypothetical client gonna do about it?”
38. “I gotta get away from all the nutjobs in this town, you know? That includes you, by the way.”
39. “You might wanna plead guilty and save yourself the trouble of a trial.”
40. “No, Russell. You set yourself up. You have one big disadvantage. You’re insane. It makes you very predictable.”
41. “What matters is it’s finally over, Jesus you’re free.”
42. “I had to give your desk sergeant a lesson in constitutional law.”
43. “The wheels of justice turn slowly, but they do turn.”
44. “Christmas is over, Counselor, and I ain’t Santa.”
45. “Until the actual killer, who happens to be another client of yours, is caught trying to attack a woman, who happens to be another client of yours.”
46. “You should be investigating him for his building violations.”
47. “I must be in your head a lot if you spend so much time talking to Maggie about me.”
48. “Shapiro, Kardashian, Haller. You must be proud.”
49. “So, Ms.Freeman, in the famous words of Beyonce, 'move, move, move, move.'”
50. “Keep thinking I’ll wake up from this nightmare.”
51. “Trust me. That man thanks sweet baby Jesus every morning he wakes up to you.”
52. “We share a kid, I think we can share a food truck, no?”
53. “I’m not gonna be a character in your series, Henry.”
54. “Sometimes he’s just rude.”
55. “Oh god. No more coffee. Wait never mind.”
56. “Well, you can’t just leave a club like the Saints.”
57. “Look at all that beautiful paperwork.”
58. “But you care ‘cause you want this case. You love all eyes trained on you too.”
59. “Izzy, please don’t send me pictures of your food like Lorna does. You know, just enjoy it.”
60. “You should get a video doorbell. You never know who’s gonna show up on your front porch.”
61. “The police confiscated Lisa’s entire life.”
62. “Lorna, what is that on the hound?”
63. “I don’t wanna say this out loud, but sometimes the simplest answer is the right one.”
64. “This isn’t just about a missing hammer, Lisa.”
65. “Turns out being accused of murder isn’t great for business.”
66. “No way, Mickey Haller. I need the big guns for my baby.”
67. “Excuses don’t give me thrills and don’t pay my bills, Mr.Haller.”
68. “So do I Mr.Haller, and I can’t afford a Lincoln.”
69. “That’s a rung out of their ladder but this is the whole ladder.”
70. “We got the truth on our side, Mickey. Nobody’s hiding anything.”
71. “Apparently there were questions about exceeding zone limits. In LA, go figure.”
72. “Whatever you’re working on must be more boring than my homework.”
73. “I can run from the Saints, but I can’t run from the feds.”
74. "I got a new life, a good job, a woman that I love and I can’t just walk away and I won’t walk away.”
75. “This all feels like a weird game of Clue, Mick.”
76. “Don’t even think about the watermelon.”
77. “I’m afraid that’s in the eye of the beholder.”
78. “Shop at The Lux like Laker Legend Big Shot Bob Horry.”
79. “Even a blind squirrel finds a nut now and then.”
80. "All in a day’s work and I do mean a 24-hour day.”
81. “See you in court, Haller.”
82. “Sorry, it’s the flan. It’s out of this world.”
83. “Maybe he knows where the missing hammer is.”
84. “Do you wanna know the crimes you just committed?"
85. “She has an ace up her sleeve and we have to get her to play it.”
86. “For a lawyer, a good suit is like a coat of armor, and Gustavo makes the best armor in town.”
87. “The last woman I was with is on trial for murder.”
88. “Whoever controls the media controls the mind.”
89. “But you don’t see how much your job has messed with your head? You don’t trust anyone.”
90. “It’s our annual toy drive, what does it look like?”
91. “I have nothing further, your Honor.”
92. “A coffee shop near his office an hour before the murder is not the crime scene.”
93. “In preliminary hearings, the deck is stacked against you, it’s my job to unstack it. We did that.”
94. “I know I’m always feeding you, but it’s kind of my thing.”
95. “The freeway goes both ways… when we’re lucky.”
96. “Quickly if you don’t mind. I have tickets for Hamilton tonight.”
97. “You engineered this to make her show her cards. You can’t complain now because you don’t like your hand.”
98. “I have no idea how that blood ended up on my gloves.”
99. “Actually, we have a very equitable modern relationship.”
100. “You haven’t had your head on straight since you met this woman.”
If you are looking for a new show to watch or binge, as I normally do, The Lincoln Lawyer is perfect for you with just the right amount of thrilling cases and quotes.
This season’s main case will shock you and have you wondering how Mickey Haller will secure a non-guilty verdict… if he can.
Watch now on Netflix!
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