100 Best Quotes from “The Out-laws”
When seeing the name Adam Devine in the cast for a film or tv series you know you are in for a good laugh. The Out-laws follow Owen (Adam Devine) and his fiancé Parker (Nina Dobrev) among others.
Owen is a bank manager who takes pride in his career and when his fiancé’s parents agree to come to their wedding, his world is turned upside down. From bank robberies to cop chases, Owen doesn’t think twice when it comes to saving his fiancé.
Here’s the scoop on the best quotes from The Out-laws!
1. “It’s a 3D seating chart. Built to scale, naturally.”
2. “Bride gets final say.”
3. “My parents just emailed that they’re coming.”
4. “Are you psyched? You’re not psyched. Are you psyched at all? Is there any psyched happening?”
5. “I only picked Skeletor and Medusa because they don’t make Stalin and Lizzie Borden dolls.”
6. “You’re not gonna skimp on the silverware, are ya?”
7. “I’m sorry, they were living with the Yanomami tribe in the Amazon. It’s not exactly easy for them to travel.”
8. “What we’re saying is, is that whatever spell or potion you used to trick that woman into liking you isn’t gonna work on her parents.”
9. “You sit me next to a grandma at dinner, and watch the sparks fly.”
10. “Oh! Is this the same one Phoebe King has?”
11. “She left me roses by the stairs.”
12. “I thought that button was a trap door to a shark tank or something.”
13. “It’s not the first time he caught on fire in a restaurant.”
14. “She took a self-defense class. Looks like money well spent.”
15. “This is the woman I’m gonna spend the rest of my life with.”
16. “I don’t like my tushy touched, and she finds it hilarious.”
17. “Does the name ‘The Ghost Bandits’ mean anything to you?”
18. “I steal, too, from the bank. That’s right. I haven’t bought toilet paper in seven years.”
19. “Kicked in the chest by a horse. Heart exploded on impact.”
20. “I think that they are the people that robbed my bank.”
21. “That thing where you ask highly-invasive, inappropriate personal questions.”
22. “The sun is still out.”
23. “Have you ever committed a felony?”
24. “Owen, if I didn’t know any better, I’d think you were quizzing us.”
25. “Well, we don’t travel. Um, Neil has Traveler’s Diarrhea.”
26. “Dan Marino doesn’t shop at JCPenney. He’s a Hall of Famer.”
27. “Why do you think you have the Browning lower back hair?”
28. “It’s a vibe thing, you know?”
29. “I think I told my therapist once, but I don’t think she listens to me.”
30. “My God. You look like a snack.”
31. “Mini ones? What, are they cheaper?”
32. “Oh, look at you little guys. You guys are adorable from up here. If only you were a wee bit taller.”
33. “If you don’t get me my five million dollars before the wedding, then Parker is marrying the Grim Reaper.”
34. “And that’s coming from a guy who uses his sock as a filter for his coffee.”
35. “I haven’t committed a crime in my entire life.”
36. “I can make a photo montage.”
37. “Oh, you’re gonna have a wedding, and quite the bachelor party in D block this weekend.”
38. “Dang, boy, you flip quick.”
39. “You want me to be a rat?”
40. “Feels like my fingers are at a finger spa.”
41. “The in-laws aren’t supposed to touch the groom before the wedding.”
42. “Perhaps we should all just go together. One big happy family.”
43. “Oh, we’re tasting cakes at 1308 Grant Avenue!”
44. “Never have I ever worn a scary mask when it wasn’t Halloween.”
45. “Welcome to Vegan Divas. Where you can get your cake and eat it too.”
46. “I totally get last minute. I’m never on time for anything.”
47. “Just in case you were planning on slithering away into the shadows again, I thought I’d come here for a little… insurance.”
48. “You little Build-A-Bear? You think you’re hostage material?”
49. “You! You were supposed to protect her!”
50. “Even if you did, what’re you gonna do? Sneak into the bushes and get chased up a tree by a pack of tiny dogs?”
51. “I knew you were a coward, but I didn’t take you to be a rat.”
52. “She just got kidnapped because of you!”
53. “Before you came back into her life, the worst thing that happened to Parker? She burned the roof of her mouth on a homemade flatbread.”
54. “I would’ve blown on it, but I couldn’t. I had a cold.”
55. “So on the last job, we just took the money and ran.”
56. “I just care about getting Parker back.”
57. “Wouldn’t hurt to have a bank manager on the team.”
58. “He gets nervous cracking an egg. You think he can rob a bank?”
59. “We always knew they were criminals. They drink during the day.”
60. “I’m not saying anything, but, you know, connect the dots.”
61. “Vacation home? What, are you kidding me? Who do we look like, The Jeffersons?”
62. “We can’t rob Atlas Reserve. Phoebe King has that place on lock.”
63. “I thought you guys were the Ghost Bandits. You don’t know who Pheobe King is?”
64. “She pioneered bandit barriers.”
65. “When I walked to the vending machine, I got a Diet Squirt.”
66. “You made a model of a bank we’re not gonna rob?”
67. “I made 12. Only two are presentable.”
68. “It’s like robbing three banks in one.”
69. “It’s a water gun.”
70. “Yeah, you look like James Bond.”
71. “Hey, Donkey!”
72. “Oh, God! That was really violent!”
73. “It was supposed to sound Scottish, but I think it came out Irish. Don’t tell Billy.”
74. “Focus, we’re robbing a bank here.”
75. “So no one try to be a hero.”
76. “Do not get up! Okay, and you did. But stay right there, all right?”
77. “Nice and easy, boy-o. I gotcha.”
78. “About time, Shrek.”
79. “Sorry, a big guy that looked like Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson’s character from Moana had a heart attack, so I had to give him CPR.”
80. “Shut up and drive!”
81. “Yep, now they’re angry.”
82. “Snack time.”
83. “Okay, that’s a building block.”
84. “You don’t know him? This is Babayan. He’s like Kanye of the former Soviet Bloc.”
85. “Your parents, they are magnificent bank robbers.”
86. “I think I left my phone in there.”
87. “Okay, guess Uber’s out of the question.”
88. “You stopped to give someone CPR?”
89. “We are not running this time.”
90. “What happened to ‘One does not rob Pheobe King’?”
91. “Earlier today, a man dressed as the popular animated character Shrek attempted to rob Victory Union Bank.”
92. “You touch one single hair on my son’s back, and I swear to God…”
93. “Told you they wouldn’t be an accessory to a crime.”
94. “That’s not tap water. It’s lead.”
95. “Just think about how many terrible decisions we had to make to get to this moment in time, with everything riding on this pasty little goober.”
96. “Remember when I told you a Butterball turkey could break into your vault?”
97. “I’m not gonna have a safe this pathetic. What am I, you?”
98. “Why y’all look like that? Y’all look real stiff and kinda paranoid. Real statuesque, like you… you in a wax museum or something.”
99. “All right, emergency escape latch. Every vault has one.”
100. “Yeah! I’m not a hero. I’m just an EMT.”
From the gripping plot twists to its stellar performances and quotes, The Out-Laws prove that you can have the perfect blend of comedy, action, and romance in one film.
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