100 Best Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse Quotes

These Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse quotes are full of humor and emotion. This sequel to the 2018 smash hit brings us everything we loved about Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse, while adding even more.

With amazing visuals, impactful dialogue, and a host of new Spider-Man variants such as Spider-Man 2099 and Spider-Punk, this movie will make you fall in love with the web head all over again.

Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse continues the story of Miles Morales as he struggles to find a balance between his role as Spider-Man and his relationship with his parents. On top of this, he also has to deal with a tricky new villain named the Spot and explore a whole society of Spider-Man variants.

Here’s the scoop on the best movie quotes from Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse!

Spider-Man: Across The Spider-Verse Quotes That Will Make You Love The Characters

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“Let’s do things differently this time. Like, so differently.” – Gwen Stacy
“You think you know the rest. You don’t.” – Gwen Stacy
“I didn’t join a band so I can talk about my feelings. I joined it so I can hit my feelings with sticks.” – Gwen Stacy
“You’re not my Vulture. What are you, made of parchment?” – Gwen Stacy
“You’re the Blue Panther. The Caped Bluesader. Dark Garfield?” – Gwen Stacy
“My name is Miguel O’Hara. I lead an elite strike force dedicated to the security of the multiverse.” – Miguel O’Hara
“And don’t even get me started on Dr. Strange and that little nerd back on Earth-199999.” – Miguel O’Hara
“You’re just gonna have to shut up and trust me.” – Miguel O’Hara
“Yeah, I think it’s a Banksy.” – Citizen
“Yeah. Well, join the club.” – Miguel O’Hara
“Please, just let me rob you.” – The Spot
“Why do people say ATM machine? The M stands for machine.” – Miles Morales
“So, are you like a cow, or a dalmatian?” – Miles Morales
“I am…the Spot.” – The Spot
“I’ve been Brooklyn’s one and only Spider-Man, and things are going great.” – Miles Morales
“Can’t you just act like a regular super villain so I can catch you?” – Miles Morales
“I’m not your guy in the chair.” – Ganke
“Having a story at all seems gross.” – Miles Morales
“Oh yeah, that sounds like a really good fake job.” – Jefferson Morales
“Bad guy? He’s barely a villain of the week!” – Miles Morales
“You hit me with a bagel!” – The Spot
“I created you. You created me.” – The Spot
“Spider-Man, why did you create that guy?” – Jefferson Morales
“He…kicked his own butt.” – Miles Morales
“Maybe get off the kid’s ass.” – Miles Morales
“Hypothesis. I’m gonna put my head in that hole.” – The Spot
“The power of the multiverse in the palm of my hand.” – The Spot
“My holes aren’t a curse. They’re the answer!” – The Spot
“Miles. You got a minute?” – Gwen Stacy
“Bummer. Is Spider-Man grounded?” – Gwen Stacy
“There’s an elite society with all the best spider-people in it?” – Miles Morales
“Who needs a treadmill when you have the Williamsburgh Bank building?” – Miles Morales
“What’s it gonna take for Miguel O’Hara to notice Miles Morales?” – Miles Morales
“In every other universe, Gwen Stacy falls for Spider-Man. And in every other universe, it doesn’t end well.” – Gwen Stacy
“I can hear you being quiet, mom.” – Miles Morales
“Hope I didn’t ice your game, man.” – Rio Morales
“I just saw where you went and went there without you knowing.” – Miles Morales
“Ho-ho, you weren’t invited but you came anyway?” – Pavitr Prabhakar
“My name is Pavitr Prabhakar, and for the past six months…” – Pavitr Prabhakar
“Being Spider-Man is so easy.” – Pavitr Prabhakar
“Chai tea? Chai means tea bro. You’re saying “tea tea. Would I ask you for a coffee coffee with room for cream cream?” – Pavitr Prabhakar
“Aah, hello! Police Inspector Singh, this is your daughter, I do not know her.” – Pavitr Prabhakar
“Don’t ‘Eat, Pray, Love’ me, bro!” – Pavitr Prabhakar
“Oh, I love chai tea.” – The Spot
“Go away. Go away. See you later.” – The Spot
“I’m going to be so much more than a villain of the week.” – The Spot
“A’ight, my name’s Hobie, Hobie Brown. I was bitten by a wouldn’t you like to know?” – Hobie Brown
“That is, when I’m not playing shows, antagonizing fascists, staging unpermitted political actions/performance-art pieces, or having a laugh at the pub with the madmen.” – Hobie Brown
“I’m not a hero, because calling yourself a hero makes you a self-mythologizing narcissistic autocrat.” – Hobie Brown
“I don’t believe in consistency.” – Hobie Brown
“I don’t believe in comedy! Just kidding!” – Hobie Brown
“Wow. That was another easy adventure for Spider-Man.” – Pavitr Prabhakar
“I’m gonna take everything from you, like you took everything from me.” – The Spot
“I mean, you seem like a nice young woman that I do not know.” – Pavitr Prabhakar
“Man-like, Miles! My guy!” – Hobie Brown
“I’m invited to HQ? Whoo!” – Miles Morales
“How are you even cooler under your mask?” – Miles Morales
“Sorry, I can’t talk right now. I’m thinking about my past.” – Ben Reilly
“Are you talking to me?” – Insomniac Spider-Man
“It’s rude to stare.” – The Prowler
“It’s super-humane, and not creepy.” – Hobie Brown
“My name is Miguel O’Hara. I’m this dimension’s one and only Spider-Man. At least, I was.” – Miguel O’Hara
“I don’t always like what I have to do. But I know I have to be the one to do it.” – Miguel O’Hara
“I ain’t got a Scooby Doo mate. Cause that’s what they want.” – Hobie Brown
“Whole point of being Spider-Man is your independence.” – Hobie Brown
“Yeah, I know it’s slow. But it’s his thing.” – Gwen Stacy
“He blew another hole in the multiverse!” – Hobie Brown
“Go easy on the kid! He had a terrible teacher!” – Peter B. Parker
“Humbling-Reality Spider-Man has arrived.” – Hobie Brown
“You’re the only Spider-Man who isn’t funny. We’re supposed to be funny.” – Peter B. Parker
“You say, “The fate of the multiverse,’ and my brain dies.” – Peter B. Parker
“That’s how the story is supposed to go.” – Miguel O’Hara
“What am I supposed to do? Just let him die?” – Miles Morales
“So we’re just supposed to let people die because some algorithm says that that’s supposed to happen?” – Miles Morales
“We know it’s hard, but it’s the truth, Miles.” – Spectacular Spider-Man
“You can’t have it all, kid.” – Miguel O’Hara
“I said not to call me that.” – Miles Morales
“Just for the record, I quit.” – Hobie Brown
“Can this day get any damn weirder?” – Hobie Brown
“Can you take a photo of this? It’s her first chase.” – Peter B. Parker
“Let me guess, he died?” – Therapist Spider-Man
“Do you think we often use comedy as a crutch? Get it? Crutch?” – Sun-Spider
“Oh, dang. I pulled something.” – 60s Spider-Man
“Then use your head.” – Jessica Drew
“You’re both equally terrible. Does that settle it?” – Miguel O’Hara
“Oh, I have a plan. I just haven’t told you yet.” – Miles Morales
“Dude, are you sure you’re even Spider-Man?” – Miles Morales
“I was bitten by a radioactive spider, and I’m pretty sure you know the rest, jerk.” – Miles Morales
“Everywhere you go, you’re an anomaly.” – Miguel O’Hara
“You all knew?” – Miles Morales
“I guess he did plan this out.” – Peter B. Parker
“Everyone keeps telling me how my story is supposed to go. Nah, I’mma do my own thing.” – Miles Morales
“Maybe you weren’t hard enough on him.” – Gwen Stacy
“Yeah, actually, stop talking.” – Jessica Drew
“We are supposed to be the good guys.” – Gwen Stacy
“Not you. I’ve had the right amount of you.” – Miguel O’Hara
“You have to understand, this mask is my badge.” – Gwen Stacy
“I know how strong I am now. I’m strong because of you. And dad. And us.” – Miles Morales
“If you do find him, tell him five months, and tell him we love him.” – Rio Morales
“I never found the right band to join, so I started my own, with a few old friends. You want in?” – Gwen Stacy

Across the Spider-Verse is packed with countless little details to the history of Spider-Man as he has appeared in all mediums. However, it is still approachable to new fans as well, so you can leave your Spider-Dictionary at home.

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