The Walking Dead: 80+ Best Negan Quotes

The Walking Dead is a horrific show and comic series about zombies and survival, but the series is sure not to leave out interesting characters that are funny and unsettling. Besides the loyal fighter, Daryl, Negan seems to be less caring and more violent, especially towards other groups of survivors. Negan’s harsh character is portrayed by Jeffrey Dean Morgan and is set to appear alongside Maggie for the spin-off of The Walking Dead, “Isle of the Dead.”

Even though Negan teases Rick and Carl, he can easily clash with others like Maggie who holds a grudge for Glenn’s death.

Here’s the scoop on hilarious yet uncomfortable Negan quotes from The Walking Dead!

1. “Is that you Rick? Under all that man bush?”

2. “I never know exactly which eye I’m supposed to look at.”

3. “I just popped your skull so hard your eyeball popped out, and that shit is gross.”

4. “I’ve got my fingers crossed for a little freaky deeky.”

5. “Punishment – can’t do anything without that. Punishment is how we built everything we have.”

6. “No one ever thinks that they are the evil one.”

7. “If you don’t have something interesting for us… somebody’s gonna die. And no more magic guns.”

8. “You got some beach ball-sized lady nuts coming in kamikaze like that.”

9. “Pissing our pants?… It’s gonna be pee-pee pants city here real soon.”

10. “Sucks, don’t it? The moment you realize you don’t know shit.”

11. “People are a resource. Money on the table. People are the foundation of what we are building here!”

12. “You earn what you take.”

13. “You were in charge. Hell… you were probably… addicted to it. And now, well, clip, clip… that’s over.”

14. “You see that? I am everywhere. And this was your shot to prove to me that that fundamental fact was sinking in, and you failed. Which sucks, because your life was about to get so much cooler.”

15. “A good leader uses everything to their advantage.”

16. “Her head isn’t even in the game because I’m in her head, living rent-free.”

17. “Not making a decision is a big decision.”

18. “If someone knocks on your door, you let us in. We own that door. You try to stop us, and we will knock it down.”

19. “You ruled the roost. You built something. You thought you were safe. I get it. But the word is out. You are not safe. Not even close.”

20. “There are rules for a reason. Nothing matters if you’re dead.”

21. “If I could do it all over again… I’d have killed every single one of you.”

22. “You should know, there is no door number four. This is it. This is the only way.”

23. “You can’t keep a big dog locked up forever. Sooner or later, he’s got to run.”

24. “You did have guts. I’ve never been so wrong in my whole life!”

25. “Jesus. You look shitty. I should just put you out of your misery right now.”

26. “Lucille is thirsty. She is a vampire bat!”

27. “You heard the man. Go back to separating wheat and shit or whatever the hell it is you people do.”

28. “I could never do this with Rick. He would just be standing there, scowling, giving me that annoying side-eye, he gives me.”

29. “Welcome to a brand-new beginning, you sorry shits!”

30. “Your mouth is puffed up like a baboon’s a**.”

31. “Feels good! Sounds good! I do believe Lucille’s getting a little jealous.”

32. “You got one of our guns. Whoa. Yeah. You got a lot of our guns… shit, kid, lighten up. At least cry a little.”

33. “Son of a b*tch, Carl! Was that just a play?! I thought we were havin’ a moment, you little a**hole!”

34. “I am not dying until I am damn good and ready.”

35. “It’s not a man/woman thing. I mean, if you had a dick, I would still have these feelings.”

36. “I don’t enjoy killing women. Men? I can waste them all the livelong.”

37. “Oh-ho-holy shit! Everybody, hold your fire. It’s Carl. Look at you. Answering the door like a big boy. I am so proud.”

38. “You can breathe, you can blink, you can cry. Hell, you’re all gonna be doing that.”

39. “Well look at you, swinging your dick.”

40. “You can use your weaknesses to drive your strength, and obviously, I am strong as shit. I took this place, and it was a damn free-for-all…”

41. “Well, pardon me young man, excuse the shit out of my g*dd*mn French but did you just threaten me?”

42. “Do not make me kill the little future serial killer.”

43. “If things don’t get fixed soon, a lot of people are gonna die. My people. Not me, of course. I’m livin’ no matter what. I am too good at this shit. But others… I can’t have that. I don’t want to see people get shot up, chewed up, and chewing up the rest.”

44. “Is this a beta with benefits situation?”

45. “I can’t say that I remember rating walkers on hotness…besides she’s clearly a three.”

46. “I am 50% more into you now.”

47. “Slim Pickin’s in here. And I can’t be the only one to notice that you got a fat lady in charge of keeping track of rations, can I?”

48. “Lucille’s beautiful, smooth surface is never gonna look the same, so why should yours?!”

49. “You do the same damn stink eye as your dad – except it’s only half as good, cuz, ya know, you’re missing one eye.”

50. “I care about my people. I don’t want to just march them into the line of fire because I want to play ‘my dick is bigger than yours.’ It is. We both know it.”

51. “If you don’t protect what belongs to you, then sooner or later, it belongs to someone else.”

52. “Holy crap, you are creepy as shit sneaking up on me wearing that collar with that freaky *ss smile.”

53. “Are you okay down there? Your penis? I mean, that guy, he clomped on it.”

54. “Widows, especially ones that look like that… they… are special. I love ’em. Right after their husbands go, they are just… empty inside. But usually not for long.”

55. “You get three choices. One, you wind up on the spike and you work for me as a dead man. Two, you get out of your cell, you work for points, but you’re gonna wish you were dead. Or three, you work for me, you get yourself a brand-new pair of shoes, and you live like a king!”

56. “Are you cool, though, Dwight? I mean, I just said it was happy hour at the p*ssy bar, and Dwight eats for free… and you said no.”

57. “I like killing people. Oh. Well, I… I say it’s about killing the right people. So, you kill the right people at the right time… everything falls into place.”

58. “You see this? This is the kind of thing that just tickles my balls.”

59. “I wear a leather jacket, I have Lucille, and my nutsack is made of steel.”

60. “This… This is Lucille, and she is awesome. All this, all this is just so we can pick out which one of you gets the honor.”

61. “Hot diggety dog! This place is magnificent!”

62. “Oh, you better be joking!”

63. “Father…Not the father.”

64. “You don’t look at him, you don’t talk to him, and I don’t make you chop anything off of him.”

65. “While they’re at it, I just want to point out to you that I’m not taking a scrap of your food.”

66. “I want you to work for me. You can’t do that if you’re dead, now, can you?”

67. “But you kill one, and you could be saving hundreds more. And that is what we are all about. We save people.”

68. “Hi. You’re Rick, right? I’m Negan. And I do not appreciate you killing my men.”

69. “I think you are a thin-dicked politician threading the needle with your thin, thin dick.”

70. “This is gonna be as cold as a warlock’s ballsack, just like he was hanging his ballsack above you and dragging it right across the forearm.”

71. “A loose confederation of a**holes, an army made up of gangs of animals, and I brought it all together.”

72. “When she went, it was during this. I couldn’t put her down. That is how I was weak. That is what I will confess. Because, yeah, maybe we do bite the big one here.”

73. “Listen, I like you, so I don’t want to go hard proving a point here. You don’t want that. I said half your shit, and half is what I say it is.”

74. “This is your way of life now.”

75. “That spongy organ between your eyes and your spectacular mullet is strong, and I just want to make sure that you know… that I know that.”

76. “I am not dying until I am damn good and ready.”

77. “And the new world order is this, and it’s really very simple, so, even if you’re stupid, which you may very well be, you can understand it. You ready? Here goes. Pay attention.”

78. “Wow, Rick. Gettin’ in your last licks.”

79. “Now, I know that is a mighty pill to swallow, nasty pill to swallow, but swallow it you most certainly will.”

80. “You have no idea how not cool that shit is. But I think you’re gonna be up to speed shortly. Yeah. You are so gonna regret crossing me in a few minutes.”

81. “I wouldn’t accept your surrender if you came to me on your knees.”

82. “You’ve not only failed your boy, you failed your people, Rick. Kind of makes me sick just thinking about it. All that wasted potential…”

83. “Just so you know, eenie meenie miney moe, that was bullsh*t. I made a choice.”

84. “No. But someone is.”

85. “Appears our friends at Alexandria had themselves an escape plan.”

86. “You wanna die?”

87. “Your shittin’ pants. I hope you’re wearing them right now… cause you… are about to shit your pants.”

Catch Negan in “Isle of the Dead,” coming 2023 on AMC! For more appearances from Jeffrey Dean Morgan, stream the shows, Supernatural and Grey’s Anatomy!

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