“My name is Plays With Squirrels.” -Eric

“The only thing that ever made sense to me was you and how I felt about you.” -Cory

“You just yelled at me. But I’m Mr. Feeny.” -Mr. Feeny

“It’s not the changes that matter, it’s how you react to the changes.” -Eric

“How do you accidentally kiss someone? Did she slip on a rug, and your lips broke her fall?” -Topanga

“Don’t risk anything you aren’t willing to lose.” -Cory

“Use a mirror, babe.” -Shawn

“I think we’ve known each other long enough for me to call you Cornelius.” -Mr. Feeny

“Guys, I’ve come to the conclusion: Men are idiots.” -Eric

“I’m no rocket scientologist.” -Shawn