10 Best Quotes From Fatherhood
"The baby's not due for another two weeks."
- Liz
"Oh hey, stay away from that tuna casserole -- the one in the middle -- tastes like ass."
- Oscar
"You know Maddy, if you could have only one parent, I wish you could've had your mom, cause she would've been better at it."
- Matt
"You didn't forget the pediatrician's visit, did you?"
- Marion
“"I think it's a new hairstyle that could catch on if given a chance."
- Matt
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“"All the girl's are wearing skirts, but skirts make me feel like I forgot my pants."
- Maddy
"Maddy it's all you. You wanna check or bet."
- Matt
"I think I know why Oscar and Rose insisted I come today. I think we're being set up."
- Swan
"I wanna introduce you to somebody that I have been seeing."
- Matt
"We're not doing anything here because you guys don't know how to do nothing right. I've been here."
- Matt
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