“All this romance bullshit makes you vulnerable.”

- Noah

“What’s the point of gay liberation if we can’t feel a little liberated.”

- Howie

“What kind of gay person goes on vacation to do homework?”

- Cooper

“We told everybody we met at Red Lobster.”

- Erin

“The ground is the new chair baby.”

- Howie

“It’s never been about the house. It’s been about the people.”

- Noah

“He is just another Turkish Asian in a sea of white friends.”

- Noah

“You can all thank capitalism for that.”


“Have you guys ever seen gays in space?”

- Howie

“Girls, we have terrible news. We’re broke.”