”All dogs like to chase cats.”

-Marmaduke

”I have a PhD in animal training technology and hold 33 patents.”

-Guy

”Here we go again. The good, the bad, and the clueless.”

-King Tut

”You can’t push me around, jerk!”

-Marmaduke

”You will learn the proper way to stand and walk. To control your impulse.”

-Guy

”The only thing you’re going to win is total humiliation for you and your family.”

-Zeus

”You have to believe you’re a winner, so start acting like one!”

-Guy

”Did my legs shrink?”

-Marmaduke

”This is the best party ever!”

-Marmaduke

”I don’t want my baby to suffer. He is quite sensitive.”

-Dottie