“I kind of look like Jason Newsted from Metallica, the bass player.”

-Hunter

“Are we talking gayness or heavy metal, or virginity?”

-Emily

“Maybe Hunter will change his mind about her when I tell him how much she shreds.”

-Kevin

"Your first amendment rights as a minor are unclear, but I agree it would be wrong to exclude you.”

-Dean Swanson

“You know what? let them have their fads. Fads come and go. But not us. We’re forever.”

-Hunter

“Yeah, that was my fault. I haven’t taken my meds for like a week.”

-Emily

“Yeah, like the school mascot.”

-Kevin

“Take off the costume, Krusty The Clown!”

-Dr. Sylvester

“We’re going to crush this shit.”

-Hunter

“Well, at least I didn’t get arrested, so progress?”

-Hunter