“Can we stop acting like your mom is Darth Vader.”

“It’s not like I am asking to go to a party and have cocaine.”

“How many slushies have you had today?”

“Do you want to be this cosmic, head in the clouds person?”

“She is sitting there bragging about being saved by the budget Captain Marvel.”

“He knows my name is not Bryan.”

“If it wasn’t for slippery when wet, your father and I wouldn’t have ever yet.”

“That bangle is made with something bigger than you.”

“Nobody told me about the no jeans policy.”

“Did you Americans learn how to whitewash Chinese food too?”