- Corporal Rahul

“Hell yeah. I’m an ass-kicking, valve-closing machine.”

- Alexander

“One city will be destroyed first so that the rest of you can watch in horror.”

- Beaver

“You really think a little bit of razor wire is gonna kill me?”

- JJ Collins

“How about I just call you ‘asshole’?”

“Fuck theory. I need some fucking soldiers with guns.”

- JJ Collins

“You know, growing up, I never summered where I wintered.”

- Alexander

- JJ Collins

“You take a lot of hits, concussions, bruised ribs but the most common injury is dislocated thumbs.”

“Did you just stab that dude in the eye with your gun?”

- Corporal Rahul

“You know, usually it takes a woman a second date to reach that conclusion.”

- Alexander

“Captain, hold that room.”

- General Dyson