“Are you sure I haven’t been Freaky Friday’d into some old lady’s body?”

- Stephanie 

“Wait, Madonna’s now called Lady Gaga?”

- Stephanie

“Look, high school, it’s an intense but delicate ecosystem.”

- Martha Reiser

“With no winners, there aren’t any losers.”

- Martha Reiser

“Phones are like the new Tamagotchis.”

- Stephanie 

“Really, guys, you’re the bomb diggity.”

- Stephanie 

“Vote for Bri. Is it spelled like the cheese?”

- Stephanie 

“The perfect life online means nothing when you’re miserable in real life.”

- Britney Balbo

“Why fit in when you can stand out?”

- Stephanie 

“Who you are in high school doesn’t define you.”

- Stephanie