“You may also be asking, ‘when do I start running the world?’ Well, let’s try walking the world first.”

- Rob Lowe

“Well, thats a fine how-do-you-do. You kiss your mom with that mouth?”

-Ken Scarborough

“Hey, Anthony, do you ever think your obsession with conspiracies is a substitute for real human connection?”

- Reilly Clayton

“Behold the head of a traitor.”

- Lord Lordington

“I’m the bad guy.”

- Bruce Baldwin

“I like feet. No shame.”

- Bruce Baldwin

“All this time, we were focused on the keys like schmucks, and then Bruce steals the lock. Kind of genius.”

- Shep Gordon

“Alright, people, places, we must save the Pentaverate five!”

- Patty Davis

“We do the impossible everyday. Miracles take a little longer.”

- Lord Lordington

“Hey there, Septaverate! KENTOR here.”

- Ken Scarborough