“He’s the finger ninja.”

- Kevin Finch

“Mom has another name than ‘Mom’?”

-Kevin Finch

“Baby, you’re tied to a chair with Christmas lights.”

- Mim

“Dude, your mom is into some Da Vinci Code stuff.”

- Mim

“You want brave? Mid-thigh is brave.”

- Mim

“One time, I took two puddings at lunch. I’m a real bad boy.”

- Kevin Finch

"Duran Duran! They said something about the Crown of Duran Duran."

- Lewis

“Oh, don’t worry, she’s a good guy. Well, kind of a bad guy. She’s a good bad guy.”

- Clancy Finch

“I’m not going to jail. I have lunch duty on Monday.”

- Margot Finch

“Awesome sleepover.”

- Lewis